Why do you hairless apes need god in your lives?
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Would a just god let you hairless apes fuck up the planet the way you have. Either god cannot perceive how fucked up you are, in which case he's not omniscient, or he can't stop you fuck ups, in which case he's not omnipotent. Or he doesn't care. In which case he's not omnibenevolent.
And if there is an alien being that not omniscient, omnipotent, or omnibenevolent why call him god? It's the lion's paradox.
The world appears to be exactly the way you would expect if we're all alone in a cold, pitiless universe. Make your own happiness or die a gibbering idiot. Those are your choices.
I choose happiness. I choose to be a rick.
ROAR!
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Humanism has been put forth by the intellectual and political elite in order to deify themselves making it easier to manipulate the 'masses'.
I suggest you watch the movie "Devil's Advocate" Satan is a lawyer and "Vanity is my favorite sin".
This manipulation goes all the way back in recorded history,recent examples are dark & middle ages popes, Mao, Lenin, Mussolini, Hitler, Hirohito, Castro, Khomeini, ISIS, Kim Jon IL, Hillary... all paint(ed) themselves as saviors, prophets or gods for POWER.
Pride of man
It's because God gave humanity dominion over all the Earth and, this is most important, free will to obey Him or not. Disobedient? If you are genuinely penitent, you will be forgiven. If your sins are great, and you are unrepentant, you're in for a hot time. But don't worry, rick. I'm sure we'll provide you with lots of company! No food, though - it is Hell after all..... :-)
Methinks come the judgement day Rick will find out that St. Peter is a Wildebeast.....
God is allowing Satan some time to prove who's way is the right way, Satan's way, or God way. Satan is running out of time before losing it big time. The planet is going to hell doing it Satan's way.
Option 2.
We are nothing but Sims in an artificially created universe which is nothing but a simulation and God is an all powerful AI.
Option 3
You're all crazy because you believe this is reality. It's my dream. You're just lucky I don't dream about disasters all the time.
http://c1.thejournal.ie/media/2013/06/cr…
SJG
Jesus did say tax collectors and prostitutes would enter into heaven's reign before many. So hopefully we'll all be in good company.
Rick my friend, have you really thought you position through carefully. I respect you but sometimes you still think like a hairless ape. Perhaps we should consult with the wisest of the ricks, our bud the barnacle.
There is something about being sessile that gives you perspective. Just think about how rickthebarnacle hangs out on his luxury yacht all day, wearing his impeccable barnacle suit. That guy is a thinker.
I'm going to try to get in touch with my inner barnacle. Perhaps you should as well. We'll chat later.
And when you see me I'll say something.
Something that rhymes with schmildebeest.
ROAR!