I remember Winger from when I was young. They were pretty non-brilliant! But you should really read the Wikipedia page on Winger. That Winger guy seems really impressed with himself.
Of course, he was still a rock star so he probably made reasonable money and got some top shelf pussy. But he had to sing Winger songs to get the money and pussy, and that's definitely non-ace!
I would sing Winger songs and use soul glo on my hair if it enabled me to pull the tail that he did. Imagine how many hot groupies he got his hands on, and it was all free!?!?!?
They are JS69s favorite band since their biggest hit was about committing statutory rape with a 17 year old.
JS69 worked on the 1989 "perfection tour" which included Winger and White Snake. When they played in Asheville Juices mom took him and he ran on stage. Kip Winger hit Juice in the head with the microphone stand. That's how Juice got Down Syndrome. Luckily JS69 was there and had Juices mom sign a waiver so Kip Winger couldn't get sued. In exchange Juices mom got to touch Kip Wingers chest and got a carton of cigarettes and a 5th of Jack Daniels.
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last commentI remember Winger from when I was young. They were pretty non-brilliant! But you should really read the Wikipedia page on Winger. That Winger guy seems really impressed with himself.
Of course, he was still a rock star so he probably made reasonable money and got some top shelf pussy. But he had to sing Winger songs to get the money and pussy, and that's definitely non-ace!
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I would sing Winger songs and use soul glo on my hair if it enabled me to pull the tail that he did. Imagine how many hot groupies he got his hands on, and it was all free!?!?!?
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"Before you walk in the door, you get a pretty thorough pat down. I do wish the bouncer would have bought me a drink before getting so familiar."
LOL
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Winger is SJG if hair metal, they think they are badass and cool but in reality suck a bag of dicks.
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They are JS69s favorite band since their biggest hit was about committing statutory rape with a 17 year old.
JS69 worked on the 1989 "perfection tour" which included Winger and White Snake. When they played in Asheville Juices mom took him and he ran on stage. Kip Winger hit Juice in the head with the microphone stand. That's how Juice got Down Syndrome. Luckily JS69 was there and had Juices mom sign a waiver so Kip Winger couldn't get sued. In exchange Juices mom got to touch Kip Wingers chest and got a carton of cigarettes and a 5th of Jack Daniels.
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juicebox69 got an extra chromosome from a blow to the head? Ace!
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TIGOLBITTYS, have you ever heard the "My Ding-a-ling" song? I think it was by Chuck Berry in the 50s. That's some brilliant singing! :)
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I was wondering if they were going to say the strippers were only 17.
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