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You ever experienced this?

A couple of days ago I was getting a dance, and the girl guided my hands to her pussy, she then sucked her pussy juices off my fingers. I've never experienced anything like that, that was hot! I proceeded to…

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HELP!!! :( I like a dancer but not sure if she likes or not

Well about 10 days or so ago I went to a strip club with a friend to get over a long relationship that has ended. Seen a dancer that was smoking hot and looks like the kinda girls in into.…

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Tipping cows

https://youtu.be/2ectgHjUcV8

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Juice Vs. Shailynn: The Myth Busters

I met Juice last night, and it wasn't in a stripclub. He is pretty much what I thought he'd be like. Funny, very polite and a very good guy. At the Detroit meet up a few months ago…

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Ever seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyOWo110NqE The movie is lap dance and it is amazing how accurate it is,. You can tell it was done on a budget but still really a meaningful story line. I like how it shows the importance of money and how…

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Muslim Adult Performer Nadia Ali On Reconciling Her Job With Her Religion

Q. What is the difference between a Muslim stripper and a Christian stripper? A. A Christian stripper gets stoned before she takes off her clothes. http://www.refinery29.com/2016/07/117154/nadia-ali-porn-star-muslim-interview

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THE WORST MISTAKES GUYS MAKE IN NEW ORLEANS STRIP CLUBS, ACCORDING TO A NEW ORLE

Why do these strippers write nagging articles about customers? Shouldn't they get another job? https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/new-orleans/new-orleans-strip-club-etiquette-stripper-melody-thick

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Dirty bird

Headed to flamingo on both Tuesday and Wen nights managed Sahara on one of those. On first night tall blond with tats was there and omg she did 5 VIPs while I was there. Interesting…

Angelwitch - Rock Dancers

Phatthaya, Thailand

Good shows

Went here 1 night first time in Pattaya in May. The women are very friendly as long as you are nice. They performed some really nice shows with different dancers doing different performance arts types…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Men's Club of Houston

I went on a Tuesday night at about 930pm. Parking was free in a large lot surrounded by a wall, felt kind of like a compound, but in a good way. There was…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

The place is known, that...

The place is known, that being a good or bad thing is up to you. Came here with a female friend on a Monday night a little after 10pm. She was quite drunk, and…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

An enjoyable place

If you are in the mood for a club that is nice (not super posh, but nicely decorated), secure and comfortable with a long list of good looking, classy dancers (you know, for strippers) you…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Not so Deja vu

Went in relatively late (after midnight) and was struck by how it's not like most DV clubs I've been to. Large seating area in front of a stage, with the lap dance area off…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Small locals club

Dropped by here about 4pm. No cover and $1 draws of bud light, so cheap entry. There is one small stage on the right when you enter, a couple pool tables on the left and…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Another weekday at 390

dropped in to 390 on a wednesday evening. Club o would have been my first preference but had to change my mind as the were not running the $10 dances promo that day. Strange why…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Good club

Second require of this club. If you park behind the building its free, side or front costs money. Cover was 20 this night. Lap dance bracket was another 12 plus a couple bucks to the…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Slow but decent

This is a composite review of two afternoon visits around 2 in the afternoon. Both time I came in there were just a few girls and a few customers. It was pretty dead with nobody…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

Fun

First timer. Holy shit though. Went with my wife, and the girl that targeted us was fucking crazy. Girl deserves a raise. By all means this place didn't feel cheap and most of the girls…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Go go is a go go

First tAimee going to the club. Visit went surprisingly well. Didn't have many expectations from reading the reviews. Layout was awkward as stated before. Juice bar only and one drink minimum. $7 for water.... Went…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Didn't disappoint

It's been a long time since I've been here but was in town for a bachelor party and this seems to still be the place to go. $20 cover and the bachelor got in free.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

New VIP

Well it's about time, the vip had a lot of work. The experience is so much better. It's not raised up off the floor, seems like more seats all facing away from the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls

Had a nice visit to Baby Dolls, but also got a reminder to always be careful dealing with strippers. Got there at about 11:30 p.m. on a Tuesday evening after an underwhelming visit to…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

checking out the action

I went there on Friday night, they charge you $15 but they advertise $12 on here. There about 10 girls and I would say about 4 girls were attractive looking the rest were overweight. Money…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Hit and miss at Sands, today it was a hit

Daytime at Sands is a hit and miss. There are usually a limited number of girls and sometimes the quality is not so great. And that makes some of them a bit grumpy so I…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overpriced

Tuesday night visit, around 10pm-midnight range. $45 cover charge. $15 for a bottled beer. Half the club curtained off so it doesn't look so empty meaning fewer spots to sit. As…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Good time at Christie's Cabaret Tempe

I was on a recent trip, and ended up staying in Phoenix for about a 24 hour period. It was originally just supposed to be a layover, but with everything I had heard about Phoenix,…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time back in years

Boy has this place gone down. I used to frequent this club back in the days. Was back in Vegas after 4 years and decided to come check out LD. This used…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Pretty nice

This is definitely one of the best clubs in socal. Its expensive though. I visited during a thursday. girls were hot and nice. I was approached by a burnet girl. She was pretty hot. she…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good but expensive

I hadn't been to Archibalds in about 5 years. Went on a Saturday night with a friend. They used to have both the middle floor and bottom floor open but the bouncer informed me that…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

This is more of a heads...

This is more of a heads up than a review. Stars Cabaret Beaverton has been sold to Spearmint Rhino, so on August 1st Stars will close, and Spearmint will take over at the same location. I'm…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Why Dolphin, why? For the past...

Why Dolphin, why? For the past year or so, Dolphin has been my favorite club, mainly because of the hot dancers and the private VIP. Sadly the dancers aren't too hot there anymore. I had…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

I've been to Sassy's a bunch...

I've been to Sassy's a bunch over the past six months or so. It's mainly because I have a fav that works there. I prefer to go there during the day because there's a lot less…

Lido Room Thursday Night

It has bee a while since I visited the Lido from. The Midtown west location is a little bit out of the way, but it is one of the better locations, bigger than most. While…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

I arrived at Tommy's Too at...

I arrived at Tommy's Too at around 12:30 am on a recent Friday night. In my mind I was thinking I need to get out of there before 2am, I don't want to be a…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Never get a dance from a girl with thick ankles

It was July 29th around about 7 o'clock. I was passing through and decided to make a stop in because I've already been there A lot of times already. I want to see if any…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Skinn

Showed up in late afternoon and there were like 5 dancers on shift. This place definitely has some thick girls. A good amount of variety. Tipping just a buck at the stage gets the…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

A new fav dancer

it was around about 9 o'clock on Friday. I want to see what was going on I heard Friday was the best day to take a visit. I Sat at the bar got a…

Ponytails

Evansville, Indiana

Great quality for a Thursday night.

Went on a Thursday expecting it to be kind of slow but I was wrong. The atmosphere was similar to others on a weekend night. Good amount of dancers and great service. We arrived at…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Getting Better

I had a coupla hours between meetings so I went to the Red Raven for a bit. There were 5 girls on and about 7 or 8 customers. Nothing about the club has changed in…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

my go-to club

if you prefer a relaxed, mid-scale, neighborhood-like feel that can also cater to tourists as well as you & your buddies and is "couples friendly", which also has a great easy-going staff and (for the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not a bad place to chill

I heard everyone saying it's the best strip club in Miami, so i decided to check it out. Overall i didn't have a bad experience, the girls range from 7 to a few 8,…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

so many dancers, so little time ...

read other reviews if you're interested in the club itself - decor, atmosphere, prices, etc - all i will say here is that i highly recommend this club because of the fabulous hostesses such as…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice reunion

It's been a long time since I was at BSC....there is a regular provider I always see in Phoenix (not a dancer) and I go to BSC as kind of a warm up for some…

Mile High Club DC

Clinton, Maryland

A Dozen Vixwns Dancing for Your Pleasure

Went to Mile High about 2 PM on Friday afternoon. A dozen pretty dancers n stage, usaully one at a time on the main stage. All were African American although one may have…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

could be good on a given night.

I decided to stop in to this place. I had stopped here years ago when in the area. There was no cover. I has the typical layout of a eastern PA club. The stage in…

Wild Childs Gentlemen's Club

Enid, Oklahoma

Don't let the size fool you

1st time here the cover was a little high $6, I drive a big rig truck and they allowed me to free bobtail park overnight. Bottle beer only $4/$4.50 imports, all mixed drinks $8.They no…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Ok for a small town

I stopped in here to check the place out. The woman on stage was about a 4. I thought at least there was no cover as I arrived at 6:15. Typical east PA layout (stage…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Laid back, good value club

I visited this club on the way back from a trip and needed a break so stopped here around 9pm on a Saturday night. It was not busy at all likely due to the…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Good Time

I went to visit Arnies for my friend birthday. I didn't know what to expect because this was the first time I went to a strip club. We had to pay $20 for a parking…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

My Detroit Favorite

This is a fun club. There are a number of girls that have been here for a while and are a lot of fun to have a drink with or spend a few bucks…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kitten's Cabaret

I made a rookie mistake: I went to Kitten's during shift change. Sometimes this can be fruitful, with dancers eager to make an extra buck or two before they go home. Mostly…

Ohana's

Columbus, Ohio

Swingers Unite!

First thing to be aware of is that this is a swingers club, not a strip club. Couples and singles are both welcome. There are different areas for different levels of private/public play. The club…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

Better than expected

I was apprehensive from the mixed reviews online, but glad I checked this place out. I went early-ish on Friday evening. The place was large, but dead at the time. There were probably about 5…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

More improved

Haven't been to PO in a while, stopped by around 9pm. Cover was $5 which I reluctantly paid since there were only 3 others at the bar (it got much fuller after 11). There were…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Can't complain, it is what it is

The drinks are not expensive, dollar parade is not in full force, they have pool tables, not as duty as outside would suggest, and girls are nice. Albeit their main goal is to get private…

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, Ontario

Blah

So another visit to this small canadian town club. Good thing about these clubs here in canada are the better nude/booze laws. full nudity/touching and fully licensed. girls were average however very unenthusiastic. 5 white girls,…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

Come Party

After checking out a few other clubs in Miami in the early evening, we headed for KOD, with high expectations garnered from all the music videos and instagram posts we had seen. The first thing…

Mile High Club DC

Clinton, Maryland

Dancers not friendly unless you are a regular

I went out to MH for the first time in almost a year and if Overtime not there you won't get too much personality. I was there for probably an hour and although…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Wednesday afternoon

A bit of a gem on the MA/CT border on I-395. I don't get up here often enough, but it's worth the trip. Big parking lot behind the building. Bar on the right as you…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Bad Management and Service

I visit this club quite often as it is the only club on the North side of Charlotte. But my visit to this place on Friday 07/29 evening started with a very sour note. I…

Beate Uhse Atlantic City

Munich, Germany

Old, pushy dancers, weird gay vibe

In the front, facing the street, was a table with half a dozen girls sitting at it. I suppose this is to entice customers, but none of them looked up or said anything when I…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Good for drinks

So i was here a while ago late in the evening/morning. Big free self park parking lot, well lit. Number of other business' around so safe place to visit. As far as dances, they have…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

I dropped by Shakerss on a...

I dropped by Shakerss on a Monday afternoon shortly after lunch. The draft selection of beer was excellent. After ordering a brew I settled in. 4 girls were dancing. 2 were the all Americian girl…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Way better than expected on a Monday...

Well, it had been a while since I've been to Vanity, so I put the word out and got a group together to meet up on a Monday for drinks. If it makes a difference…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Good music, hot dancers

Went there Saturday around 10. Paid $12 to get in. I think it used to be 10. A guy in front of me had a coupon and was getting in for…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Another Jersey dive

Rolled up to the club at around 1 am on the weekend and it was totally packed - lots of guys couldn't find seats and instead had to resort to standing around. Venue isn't too…

Dollhouse

Angeles City, Philippines

Good atmosphere

This is a non nude gogo. I believe there was nudity some years back but not anymore. It is mostly bikinis or very small shorts and skirts. There are different groups of girls that sometimes…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

First Time Visit

The club is located in a strip mall. The cover is $8.00, They ask for your ID and scan your drivers license which is a little concerning. The have waitress and the…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Awesome strip club cute cubian girls

I was there with my Friends on Sunday around 7in The club is awesome cute cubian girl almost all girl are around 9 but the problem was they barely speak English..only Spanish that was the…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

ENTER THE CHAINDOG

ENTER THE CHAINDOG, Up here after a trip to the New Hampshire packie. I got in the door around 8pm. A stunner of a blond dancer getting out of her car in the parking lot…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies on Steroids

Holy Shit! Went to Follies today after a month 1/2 or more break. I usually try to review at least one other club before reviewing the same one again. In the last…

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

Pure Gold Only Game in Town

The Crazy Horse which is owned by the same club ownership group has closed, so the number of dancers at PG has increased. PG has always had aspirations to being the "nicer" club of the…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

More dancers than customers

My wife and I went on a Tuesday night around 9, cover was $10 each. When we walked in there were about 4 other patrons and a dancer with each one of them plus a…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Grandview

The Grandview is a great club, with great lighting, sound, seating, and of course the hottest girls around for strip clubs on the area. Everyone is friendly, bouncers, dancers, and front desk girls. Out of…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Dead Sunday Visit

I won't really go into the description of the club as it has not changed in a while. Everything was relatively clean so no complaints there. This club is usually run pretty well but this…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Club

I was also there Friday afternoon and there was a good crowd. Samantha grabbed me early on and I could not resist her back rub at the bar so off we go... I have been…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Club

I was also there Friday afternoon and there was a good crowd. Samantha grabbed me early on and I could not resist her back rub at the bar so off we go... I have been…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

okay time

had an okay time at Jill's. Girls were kinda iffy, some hot, some large, some in between. Most of the girls seemed tied up with grandpas or gas line workers eager to blow a pay…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Two sub par visits

Like the previous reviewer this is a report from my last two visits to EB. The first was on a Monday and the second a couple of weeks later on a Thursday. The Monday session…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Inconsistent

The shame of this place is its inconsistency. You can find a ATF and see her several weeks in a row and then poof, she's no longer working there. Some of theses chicks…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Fire Show Belly Dancer Flopped

Hit CF's again on a Saturday night - parking lot overrun with no parking - wondering what the commotion was all about - well evidently they had a middle eastern belly dancer who lit a…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped in while bouncing between the...

Stopped in while bouncing between the other nearby clubs. Big parking lot but not the best looking of areas. There is no cover, and the drink prices are pretty standard for the most part. As…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Enjoyable visit.

My second visit here, definitely enjoyed myself. Arrived around 8:00 on a Thursday, place was dead. Less than half a dozen patrons, 3 dancers. Was about to split to try another place but the bartender…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Marvelous Monika

Travelled up for a try at the $25 lapdance action again at Rumors. The ladies are more familiar now and willing to relax more in the LD sessions. Monika: My fav here was back from Venezuela…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

return visit

Went back for a second visit 6 days later. Arrived Saturday at 3pm vs. Sunday 2pm last time. About twice as many people, both dancers and customers. Louder. Darker (lighting). Less than…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Afternoon visit with a dancer.

Leeann is a slightly above average looking girl. She gets bonus points for wearing glasses; I have a thing for women with glasses. I believe she is White with silky smooth skin. She is about…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Fun time-- great exchange rate

I have always heard how great Sundowner is. I was in Canada for work and made the drive down. I would recommend taking at least a peak at Niagra Falls on the Canadian side- it…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Silver City

I finished up a couple of days in Dallas with a Wednesday evening visit to Silver City. After finishing up business, a took a nap before heading out, but was still pretty tired as…

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What did they do before they became strippers?

Other than being a student, the most common one I hear is restaurant waitress. What else have you heard?

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Crazy Horse Bedford, Ohio Night Customers

If you may discuss with me how this club is at night and the girls and how they work? i would like to go just not walk in there blind not knowing what to expect.

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What is Shailynn and Juice doing?

They were supposed to meet today. Bowling? Eating fangers and wangs? Getting high at Juice's trailer? Going to a strip club dive and getting LDK dances together? What?

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Have you seen this new bacon hamburger commercial?

I saw it three times tonight and it immediately got my attention and it's making me hungry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvEnVY99DUE&sns=em I feel targeted.

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Papi already knows this, but there's another new Articles posted

Lot's of new Articles lately. I've got one nearly ready to submit. Today's new one is on using public transportation to visit strip clubs

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I'm done! I quit.

All social media except TUSCL. I can't stand how everyone thinks their opinion is the gospel and how they're entitled to their rights that somebody must validate it. You'll only see me telling faggits on TUSCL they're a faggit if they…

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What sex are you?

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/this-question-about-gender-identity-has-33-possible-answers/news-story/66b72adfbc566d29453581cc71279d6b?ICID=ref_fark&ICID=ref_fark&ICID=ref_fark&ICID=ref_fark&ICID=ref_fark&ICID=ref_fark&ICID=ref_fark&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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"I Only Make It Rain 'Cause Dances Are For Perverts"

I was at Follies yesterday late afternoon and there was one guy making it rain profusely on a shapely young black dancer. He spewed at least $200-300 while she was on stage. I watched with amusement. I overheard…

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Citrus County Sheriff's Office deputy arrested in Hernando County on a prostitut

They took a stripper to a kids' fun park to have adult fun. http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-citrus-hernando/citrus-county-sheriffs-office-deputy-arrested-in-hernando-county-on-a-prostitution-charge-fired

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Great Value and bitches

http://www.smule.com/p/731123488_527014145

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Clowney’s father sacks plea deal in Rock Hill strip club shooting, could get 75

http://www.heraldonline.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/andrew-dys/article92485772.html

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Democratic convention not a boon for strip clubs

http://www.phillyvoice.com/investigation-how-has-dnc-impacted-philly-strip-club-industry/

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Being Ignored? How to Get Her Attention:

Don't try this! You're being generous, and she is willing to take your money on stage. She asks you to buy her a drink and says she's coming straight to you as soon as she's off stage, but…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Lots of BOZO girls and mexican people here. Be careful. Robbed outside and had to pull out my gun.

First off, this place used to be cool back in like 2011-2013. Ever since then it's gotten clogged with mexicans that dont speak english, tons of black people and disgusting strippers. I've had girls that…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

tuesday night 10 dollar dances worth the visit

Visited the club around 7:30 pm on a tuesday night and was glad I paid back a visit to what used to be my favorite club in west palm. I haven't been to this club since…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Get out of Traffic Stop

So it's late afternoon in the middle of the week and Route 15 is piling up with traffic feeding into I-80... it is the summer and out of state lunatics are clogging every travel artery…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hot night

Was in Arizona for a few days and of course had to visit the Hiliter. It was good to see the air conditioner was working in the AZ heat. Got to the club in time…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Very different experience

I wasn't going to review the Cricket again, but this visit was a very different experience than I've had there ever before. First, it was packed. Apparently there was some sort of wedding/bachelor…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

No mileage. No topless lap dances. $20 Bikini dances.

I went here hoping I could get a beer after work and some boobies in my face for $15. Instead, the girls all seemed uptight. It might have been that it was 8PM on a…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

afternoon

Enjoyed an early afternoon at Players. Friendly greeting at door and attentive bartender. Was approached by a couple dancers who were just ok but working hard to get a private dance but I…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

amazing

Came back to Florida for a weekend getaway trip and this place did not disappoint at all. I've been here a few times and I absolutely love this place. I don't care if it's a…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Nothing Special

I went to Club Bristol on a Thursday night after work (around 8pm). There wasn't anything special about the place. There weren't many dancers there and the dancers that were there were average…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Always a decent time

As I compose this review, I will say I'm torn. No, not over any moral or ethical type stuff for going to a strip club; we're in the 2000s, and I think we're well…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Went to Polekatz on a Thursday night but I think it was really slow because of Lollapalooza

I have actually been to Polekatz on a Thursday a few times in the last few months, because it's convenient logistically for me to go on that day. Thursdays are really hit or miss. Today…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

What The Hell Happened?

Went to Bazz around 2am Saturday night after the club. Usually, this is the best after hours spot to get get mileage. There wasn't alot of people or dancers for that matter. The club was…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

Random visit

Hadn't been here in awhile. Was off and out in the area around 130 in the afternoon. Decided to do A mini tour. Walked in and immediately out of tease so next stop was Roxxies.…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

PTs Brooklyn

I had a rare Thursday afternoon with no commitments, so I thought I would revisit the dayshift of several East St Louis clubs. Sad to say they are all really in decline. I headed out…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Business Trip Relaxation

I visited Rouge about 830 PM on a Monday and a Thursday in July. Rouge is one of, if not the best strip clubs in PDX. The club opens at 11 am during…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

HSC Thursday Visit

I left PT's Brooklyn thinking I could do better in Washington Park, but I was wrong. I drove past Hustler and there were like 3 cars in the lot at 6:45, so I continued down…

SOS Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Friendly bar

I had about an hour to kill and the temps outside were in the triple digits, so I decided to have a beer at SOS. I'm glad I did. I had never been before…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Keep your money

Decent set up.byob is risky of course. Dancers normally have mini bottles to sell you discreetly. Couple girls offered happy endings , red head black girl really worth the money ;) stayed about an hour…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Time wasted

Not sure what is going on with this place. Girls are not plentiful and show up when they want. Not sure the owners have ever worked in this industry before. I can't see this place…

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Received a Photo Credit in a 2015 New Times Broward-Palm Beach Article

Ex-Scarlett's Dancer Explains Why She Filed Class-Action Lawsuit Against Strip Club By Kyle Swenson, Thursday, JULY 2, 2015 http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/ex-scarletts-dancer-explains-why-she-filed-class-action-lawsuit-against-strip-club-7087526 The photo was taken in Los Angeles. Used it in a Wikipedia article. The linked article was also interesting.

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Your Fired

https://youtu.be/qPPciVYVLIQ

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Ldk/lapgasm pole

What is your position on ldk'ing/lapgamsing? A. It's my #1 goal B. If it happens oh well C. Only in certain circumstances D. I would but i don't want a mess in my pants E. Gross. Only 14 year olds cum in their pants F. It's…

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The big one

In a few minutes, Mrs. Chelsea introduces crooked Mom. Ladies and gentleman, hold on to your hats !!

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ATF just got her septum pierced

I'm going out with my regular OTC girl tomorrow and I just saw on FB that she got a septum ring. If you don't know its an ugly unattractive kind of nose ring thing. Kind of reminds me of a…

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Suspicious Newbie Posts

Just an FYI: There are a few very similar posts recently of complete newbies asking for information on Phoenix clubs. They've got no other posts/reviews to their name, and say things like "the reviews have changed a lot over the…

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[OT] Chelsea Clinton

What is your opinion? Fuckable or not?

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rickthesawwhet is a bit disappointed so let's try to improve the level of discou

He feels that you hairless apes are a bit more boring than he expected. I've told him the quality of the exchanges on here varies and that it might be at a low ebb now. Squawk! Perhaps we can work together…

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Dems to pass gas during DNC "Fart-In"

Things are really getting shitty in this election. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/07/28/dems-to-pass-gas-during-dnc-fart-in.html

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FLORIDUH CHURCH ORGANIST ARRESTED FOR SHOVING HIS PENIS THROUGH HOLE IN BATHROOM

http://www.mandatory.com/2016/07/28/church-organist-arrested-for-shoving-his-penis-through-hole-in-b/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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FLORIDUH MAN SPEEDING HOME TO USE BATHROOM POOPS IN SQUAD CAR INSTEAD

http://www.mandatory.com/2016/03/14/florida-man-speeding-home-to-use-bathroom-poops-in-squad-car-ins/

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caught in Alabama

www.wateronline.com/doc/water-manager-spends-taxpayer-money-at-strip-clubs-sent-to-jail-0001

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I licked it.

In case you wondered. It wasn't bad. Taste kinda like chicken. A few things that helped. A shower beforehand. A blunt beforehand. Closing my eyes also helped. i still knew where I was but for some reason this helped.

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Philly, stand up!

The DNC Convention is in town and there are less than 10 posts from Philly clubs this week? What gives?

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Platinum Plus in Greenville Closed!?

Apparently they have been closed down for 180 days for violating a bunch of the things like "simulated sex acts" .... Shoot if I knew that was happening I would have gone there sooner. Look like ill have to wait…

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Juice drops tuscl rap song calling out members and other funny shit

Yo! I made a rap song in AutoRap by Smule, and it's awesome. Listen to it here: http://www.smule.com/p/731123488_525203678 Check it out and enjoy the laugh...more tuscl based raps coming soon One old fashion aka juice

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Halloween

I know it is not here yet but, why don't we have Halloween more often? Hot women can dress lie this every day as far as I am concerned... http://thechive.com/2014/10/29/this-is-why-men-look-forward-to-halloween-night-every-year-50-photos/

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Dances from pornstars

Yesterday afternoon I had a nice, pleasant surprise. Went for a matinee visit at the Minneapolis Deja Vu. Only three dancers working but one seemed familiar. Turns out she is the asian pornstar Gaia. She wasn't there as a feature…

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Dancer says she was robbed, assaulted by her co-workers outside Providence strip

http://www.providencejournal.com/news/20160727/dancer-says-she-was-robbed-assaulted-by-her-co-workers-outside-providence-strip-club

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Fuck that Faggitt Tom Brady

Title says it all Peyton Manning cleared of the false accusation of using HGH and PEDs Crybaby Brady finally gives up Their legacies are now cemented

Public Transportation To Clubs Actual User Experiences

I initially debated writing this article figuring that someone with the wherewithal to support many club visits could also afford a set of wheels, and/or have enough horsepower in the company food chain to rate a company paid rental. I recognize that some downtown areas just aren't car parking friendly, and that getting a rental car would entail getting it on ones own dime. I'll chronicle my actual experiences utilizing the metro rail system in 3 cities, and briefly touch upon some bus options and hotel van driver options. DC/METRO The DC area metro system is a very good one, IMHO. Parking anywhere in downtown DC can be a royal PITA. There are several different colored lines going through downtown DC originating…

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Obama's speech at the convention.

Like him or not, many here don't, to put it mildly. President Obama gave a positive speech at the convention. Not surprising. Trump on the other hand, repeatedly downgraded the USA. Nice to know what we think. Trump…

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Kilts

Would you wear a kilt to a strip club?

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You know she is a mediocre fuck but she looks so damned good

I am dealing with one of these as I type. The little head is fighting with the big head as I type. Does anyone else struggle with this?

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15 Things you should never say in bed

http://tinyurl.com/z7d7u7y Luckily I don't need any of this advice -- unlike most of you on TUSCL

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"That was fun"

Took a favorite to VIP today and she ended our 30 minute GFE with "That was fun". I can't think of a better way of putting it. Any other memorable quotes?

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Katee Life gets nekkid

I've posted videos of gigantically jugged camgirl Katee Life (or Owen) before, but you won't want to miss this one, boys and girls! The jacket comes off at 1:00, the sweater at 2:00, and the pink bra at 3:00. At…

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2 am'er in Detroit

Back on July 5 at the Sting Club on Michigan Ave., a customer got unruly near the 2 am closing time, started fighting, pulled out his gun, pistol-whipped a patron, then started shooting. He shot a patron then escaped the…

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New TUSCL Menu Option

Just noticed a new TUSCL menu option called "Better Than Craigslist" - have not checked it out.

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Suit tips to look your best Grrrrrrr !

https://youtu.be/BgCqf9GKYYg

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EXCLUSIVE: Bronx strip club where workers were hit with drug charges has retired

Detroit-area strippers have pointed out plain clothes cops to me a number of times, and I once saw a Wayne County detective I had met before in a club. I don't know if any of them were on the…

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Oklahoma sheriff arrested after allegations of meth use & strippers at his home

https://www.rt.com/usa/353173-sheriff-corruption-arrest-oklahoma/

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Two women and a hoe.

I'm driving on the freeway out to my state capital for a date with a woman I've met on the web and I pass this van with a sign on the side of it, proclaiming, they are landscapers. I started…

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At what age do you just stop caring about dignity and what others think about yo

Not too long I saw a guy in his 40s or 50s eating a stripper's azz like he was a zombie from the Walking Dead. Im not talking about in a dark corner or in vip. Dude was in…

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Ever Been to the Strip Club in the Rain?

Yes, no, how was it?

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Is it kind of sad to think most human life on this planet will be dead within 40

I believe most will die within 40 years. I expect a massive battle around 2055 or 2056. Most dead before then. Billions dead. If this is true, it does seem like some of the things we are arguing…

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There's a sucker walking in thru the SC door every minute

From a recent review of Treasures in Houston: "... I went in on Monday around 3 pm. It has valet parking $10. Cover was $6. Moderately crowded and the club has lot of seats. One main stage with a pole.…

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The Great One speaks tonight!

By the time you read this Bill Clinton will be raising up off the massage tabl, getting his robe on and heading to the convention stage! LOL

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Shailynn are we still on ?

I've PMed him and everything and no response...I've requested the day off just to meet him....if your not showing just let me know so I can go to work and stead and get that overtime cash for my follies meeting…

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Happy Birthday Sir Mick

Mick Jagger is 73 years young today. July 26 Time is on his side

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Regulars

We've all seen strippers sitting on their ass looking at their phones making no money. We've also seen strippers who have a lot of regulars and have a line of people waiting to get dances from them. In your experience what…

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turn down a ROB "I can't take you to VIP if you have a BF"

Currently Im dealing with 2 ex-favs, both have BFs, both turned off the spout months ago, both decided to interact with me again. 1 flaked out in VIP, refused to touch me and talked about her BF knowing the "owner"…

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ROB?

I think I know the answer to this question, but I'm curious to get some feedback. Thanks for your input. So, I'm testing out the sugar scene. Signed up for SA and have started going on some initial dates. I'm looking…

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I guess MO. strip clubs suck.

GREENE COUNTY, MO. - Deputies say a Fair Grove woman walked into her barn last month and found a man trying to have sex with her cow. Darrell Helton, 68, of Nixa, was charged last week with unlawful sex with an…

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Pondering a return to Cheetahs Sarasota

I have the opportunity to return to Cheetahs Sarasota later this week, I'll be in that area on business. My last visit to Cheetah's was remarkable. Left with two prospective CFs, who also had their own series of…

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Y'all been punked! Smell ya later!

It was cute how you thought I was being serious. My heart weeps for those who were actually serious in their replies.

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The Lazerus Syndrome

Out of the blue I get a text from my now retired ex-ATF. We sort of "dated" as we did OTC for free, but I also paid her ITC.That ended when she found her current squeeze who is supporting her.…

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Sorry ime and skibum (aka "useful idiots") you're just helping Russia whether yo

Why do you want Russian thugs to slap our good and wholesome American memaws? You must really hate America! When Hillary is elected I'll be first in line to invade Russia. I'll take out Putin and yell "WEEE-YAWWW!!!" when I do it! You'll…

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Los Angeles Visit

What up doe to all of you PL's! I say this with nothing but great love for my strip club visiting brothers! I am in Detroit so I am used to the Henry 8th and Bogart's type club. High mileage…

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Fucking p4p Mommy with kid in the house

At first I was going to post this in jacklash's Family Fun Day thread, but then I decided not to sully his fond memories of the tender moments he had with p4p Mommy and her toddler. ;) But his story did…

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I knew I shouldn't visit during either of the conventions

Precious few posts about strip clubs or sex. Even shadowcat refrained from a 2amer and posted (apparently) a guy sucking himself. I didn't look. Not that I have anything against sucking yourself off. If I could do it my life…

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Hi Liter or Blue Moon Lounge? PHX

Im taking $250. Which place would I have the most fun with EXTRA mileage? I'm a 21 year old virgin if that helps lol I just want to have FUN!

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Family Fun Day

My CF Jenna invited me to her apartment on Sunday afternoon. Our plan was to have sex after her toddler Todd fell asleep, but the toddler did not cooperate. He ran around and threw things and showed no…

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How to stay out of strip clubs and save money.

http://www.xnxx.com/video-8r5dxc6/self_suking

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OT: What's wrong with being middle-class?

I hear it all the time about how the middle-class are having it tough right now and their struggling, obama's screwing them over, etc. I dunno, maybe it's because I'm single or maybe it's because I know how NOT to…

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Evolving tastes

I like black girls. Not the giant ass dive club black strippers (sorry Papi) but the petite natural black girls. I was just staring at one on stage and am hard as a rock as a result. Another example.…

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zipman68's existence = Best Warning Kids Could Ever Have Not to Drugs?

Title says it all! LOL!

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Peace is possible, do we have to kill everone here ??

So the guns are loaded for the shootout in November, I am the last person to restrain anyone's First Amendment's rights, I hope we all can get along to some extent for the next few months.

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3 New Articles Posted

Have not read them yet

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Pop quiz for conservadude hot shots...why are you so fucking anti-American?

Okay, this is for the "I don't think I could take Hillary appointing supreme court justices" or "I know that Hillary had Webb Hubbell's first cousin's dog walker killed because he knew to much about Bill Clinton's affairs" conservadudes. Who…

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Chicken finger

https://www.instagram.com/p/BITPiTggvil/

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Clubs in Phoenix

Any worth checking out. The reviews have changed so much over the years and seems to be much quieter of a scene then it used to be.

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My Follies Trip

Took a random and spur of the moment trip to Follies about a 3 hour ride from my place of residence. What caused this trip you might ask ? Well in prep for the August 27 visit I've been working…

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DETROIT & Surrounding Areas

My travels will take me to MoTown in the near future. Alot of options and reviews to sift through. Any experienced mongerers of that area (and a 45 minute drive from Detroit) no where I can find the best young…

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New Music!!!!

I think most of them on there y'all haven't heard. Most of the songs on there are available for free download! 2016 is the year of P-Nemesis. Let's gooooooo! https://www.reverbnation.com/pnemesis/songs

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OTC at Follies

If you wanted a dancer back at your hotel room how much does this usually run a mate ?

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Little dick that cums quick

If I was a hoe that would be my favorite kind of dick And that's the kind of dick I own Strippers love it

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Free admissions coupon for Christie's Cabaret?

Does anyone know if Christie's Cabaret has coupons you can print to get free admission? I'm interested in the one in Cleveland on the west bank for the Flats. I hate giving money to strip club owners.

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OT: This shit people sell on graiglist

https://www.instagram.com/p/BISv71TAcj9/

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OT: This shit people sell on graiglist

https://www.instagram.com/p/BISv71TAcj9/

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The Shift Change

Just wondering what you all feel about going into a strip club around shift change time. I live up in Maryland and usually that means around 6 or 7 is shift change. Now I actually like going in…

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Atlanta/Follies

I feel I've made a couple of these, but I have a couple last minute questions about my trip to Atlanta. Want to make the most of it. I'll have one day I can go to Follies during the day.…

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If this was a site about Zebras...

Would a bunch of old men be on here bragging about fucking zebras?

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Juice made all this shit up

Titty says it all

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Mustang Drivers Beware

Dont try this at home https://youtu.be/Q1lgJ7G2KaY

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Doncha love Floriduh?

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-attacks-wife-at-strip-club-punches-bystander-crashes-car-and-jumps-off-bridge-police-say/410064378

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You want me to lick what?

The DC wants me to lick her asshole. I'm conflicted. On the one hand, this is gross. I've stuck my finger in there. I'm considering sticking my dick in there. I've kissed around the asshole of the…

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The joys of summer

I love huge natural breasts. The DC has them, as of course does the DS. But you can never truly get enough. yesterday I was in a group that included a reasonably attractive late-30s MILF who…

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Magic city in the ATL

Is this the club were I can hand the DJ my mix tape and he will play it ?

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Follies custie must have big dicks on avg

I say this because I had more than one stripper go down my leg looking for Mr handsome. I had to politely inform them I had a small dick, but once they comprehend this they loved my Lil fellow....word spread…

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Question about the ignore function.

All this ignoring around here. LOL If you have someone on ignore, can you see their discussions posted on the Discussion list. I've never ignored anyone, trolls and fools combined.

The Horrid Bait-and-Switch of a ROB

Visiting a club can be a wonderful or a horrible experience. There may be a few in-betweens that are neither great nor terrible, but generally I either have an experience that I would love to repeat or an experience that I would not wish on my worst enemy. The biggest influencer has to do with whether or not the dancer or dancers that I spend money on try to provide a good time to me or try to squeeze me for more than what I have already committed to spend. Recently I had an experience that I would not want anyone else to have to go through. A club that I had been frequenting has $30, semi-private lap dances. And…

Strip Clubs, Why I Go, What I Have Learned

Back when I was a much younger man I first went to a strip club with some buddies of mine. We were in high school (I was 17) and was told of a little road house a few towns over that had strippers and that if you slipped the bouncer a $20 he would let under-agers in. Now, for reference, it was the late 80's and a lot was overlooked, plus a 20 dollar bill went much further then). We were green, and would had done just about anything to see naked women. When we arrived we all had a story to tell to get in, how we had lost our ID's, what our age was,…

Things Strip Club Customers Think

Having enjoyed TaraChristine's What Strippers Think article, she made me consider what's going through my mind while she has those profound thoughts. So with no further delay, here's what this one PL is thinking about in the stripclub. 1. Why do they scan IDs? Am I going to get some advertising in my mailbox now? Sure hope not. 2. Wonder if Janie (Current Fave) is here tonite. Last time with her was awesome. 3. Are there any cute black spinner around tonite? 4. The bartender is the hottest girl in the place. Wonder if she does LDs/VIP? Maybe I'll ask if I don't find a good dancer. 5. That girl on stage…