Cumming during lap dances !

Yeah, there is even a pop song about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQ…

No. You are the first to have this happen. You should seek therapy.

+1 K

Do you cum when you zip up your dockers too?

Until I read lapdanceking82 wax poetic on the subject of the LDK I did not realize how ace it truly was to jizz in your pants! ;)

Dude, kinda the goal for some, especially if you cant get (or afford) anything more

He keeps trolling with these retarded questions, because people for some reason have trouble seeing that it's an obvious troll, and has been for a long time. Guess we deserve it if we're too stupid to force our trolls into at least vaguely putting in an effort

He is a troll but at leat he is on topic and some newbies may find the reponses useful.
He isn't trying to start a flame war. I think he is lonely and is posting to get a response and try to fit in.

It's like VGER. We recognize him or her as a more primative version of our PL selves. We just want to help him or her then and him on his way. :)

Who TF is VGER?

https://youtu.be/US-DF12DpVk?t=94 (01:34)
V'Ger revealed.

https://youtu.be/US-DF12DpVk?t=274 (04:34)
"The inhabitants found the probe to be one of their own kind, primitive, yet kindred."

'Heels, if that happens frequently you got yourself a defective, possibly cancerous, wang. Have it removed before you breed.