Have any of you perverts fucked a hairless ape hooker right after they fucked a

I thought you lions usually ate the hairless ape hookers afterwards as a snack?

^this.

No but I fucked a 'female hairless ape' on the skin of a Dead Lion once, Rick.... and I vow to repeat the experience! Preferably this time I will shoot the lion myself :)

Now go whimper away to lick your wounds in the loser Detroit Lions locker room....

Let me join you in kicking the Detroit Lions, Hugh. They have never ceased to disappoint us here in Detroit.