Surprising stripper conversations

You messed up, you should have asked her to troubleshoot your dick - c'mom man

LOL, well she was not shy in the vip booth

Did she perform Cobol or Fortran on you?

Brilliant plan would have been to hand her a napkin with the following pseudocode written on it:

Unzip my pants(); While (no jizz in you mouth) { Suck my dick(); }

• "you" should be "your"

;)

^^^ It's funnier as "you"

Unzip my pants(); While (no jizz in you mouth) { Suck my dick(); } Swallow();

Fixed.

I can easily see the overlapping skill set b/w a stripper and a babe in software sales. You can imagine all the horny geek boys (who've never seen a vagina in real life) eager to buy the latest web-development tools from some gorgeous Indian babe in a tight-fitting skirt. And she probably makes more money as a stripper with a lot less effort. Why not?

I've never seen an East Indian dancer, but I would like to.

Okay, now that I fixed 4got's incomplete code, back to OP...

In silicon valley, right after the 2001 crash, there was definitely a rush of hot girls who used to be working in tech, but got laid off. I met some pretty interesting girls in some pretty interesting professions ... perhaps not exactly at the top of the heap (obviously, the best people don't get laid off), but they were still working in tech... or, in some cases, in the industries surrounding and supporting tech.

VeryBigDog will know who I'm talking about, but there is a dancer at Follies who is incredibly intelligent, world traveler and sensuous as any I've had dances from. It is rare, but fun to find a dancer that can carry on that level of conversation.

Many here know PL / 1 language.

KNOW it? We fucking live it!

I'll bet her tits were C++

I don't know, but she talked with a LISP......

Thee thucths many dicths in the courth of a thingle thethion, ya know? ;-)

"Debating with a dancer on whether the Apollo moon landings were real or hoax."

What Subra ? you tryin to fix ages old BJ with a software patch ?

It's got STDs written all over (Virus, Worm, ...)

One summer many years ago I befriended a gorgeous stripper, at the Silver Bullet in Urbana, who was half-Hawaiian and half-Japanese and had big natural tits with pierced nipples. (Mmm . . . I can still picture her/them!) I found out she was a graduate student in engineering at the University of Illinois, she found out that I know a lot about math, so we conversed one night about second-order differential equations.

That was not your usual strip club conversation!

Just fascinating, @Deuce. How memorable. You must have a real way with the babes.

Occur in us, Which club is that? I saw only one indian dancer in my life.She was working at crazy horse sandrancisco.She didn't allow topless dances. Her dance wasn't good.

three cum to mind at the moment. one gave one of the bbbjs ever. butt overall way too expensive. now about conversations. there are a few that absolutely buried me with their knowledge and thinking.

best bbbj's. (sure be nice to deleate or edit...)

DarkBlue, it was at TJ's in Stanton. Very tight body, maybe a 32b. She definitely had a broad range of interests, while we were in private she started discussing what kind of porn she likes.

Discussing TARP and bank bailouts with the first dancer I ever got a ITC BJ from, circa 2004. She even warned me GM was either going to fold or get plenty of taxpayer money to stay afloat, and she bet on the latter. Maybe I should have had her handling my investments, rather than just my expendable cash and my dick.

Lots of extremely brainy girls in our local zero mileage clubs.

SJG

i must add... lots of extremely brainy girls in our local high mileage clubs too.

^^^^^^ Awesome! So I have much to look forward too outside of this area, girls I'll be bedding down with, cause that gives us more time.

:)

SJG

Only met one who really surprised me. Talked intelligently about the potential reality of warp drive engines and the physics thereunto pertaining.

I had a dancer spend ten minutes discussing why she prefers to give rather than receive oral. We ended up testing her assertion. I couldn't change her mind. I guess my technique wasn't up to snuff when I was young. I still enjoyed it. ;-)