Do you plan your SC visits?
theDirkDiggler
Illinois
Or do you just wing it? For me, i have almost always planned my strip club visits for multiple reasons. One there is no strip club very close to me so i could easily spend around 2 hours (both ways) just driving so i need most of my day/night free. This also means having a fairly full tank if i don't want to fill up in a sketchy part of town. Two, i probably spend more than the average PL so i need to have the funds saved up. Three, it takes me more time to get ready as i make sure i'm all showered, clean clothes, closely shaved, fresh mouth, etc (kind of like going on a hot date). Less than a handful of times have i ever just winged it and gone on the fly with other people. Yes, usually this only happens with other people, but even when i go with other people, it's still planned ahead. When i'm going alone, it's virtually always planned, and sometimes well in advance. How about the rest of you?
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Last time it was unplanned, I was out with another tuscl'er a few years ago to watch UFC and we decided to go. Wasn't in our original plans.
The only other pre-planning I do is buying green tea (for my breath) about a week beforehand, and stopping into the bank to refill my Susan B. Anthonies and 2-dollar bills.
Yeah, the golden $1 coins. The girls consider $2 bills to be good luck. So I give them one of those and sometimes a golden dollar coin if they ask for a tip instead of a $5 bill. Allows me to tip more girls.
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Haven't really tried this yet, but I'd imagine that not only would it be cheaper, but I'd get more success asking a girl to grope her breast for $2 than $5.
"Hey, can I touch one of your tits for $5?"
"Only if you take me to the VIP, sweetie."
"Hey, can I touch one of your tits for a lucky two-dollar bill?"
"Sure!"
"I'll even throw in this golden dollar coin."
"You want to go to the VIP?"
Good luck with that and hope you enjoy yourself somehow...
If there are enough clubs in your city or you don't go very much, it's possible to have a very enjoyable time in strip clubs for a cheap price if you don't mind being an asshole about it. Assuming girls sit in your lap before trying to sell a dance, you can probably get some free gropes off. When she eventually pops the question, turn her down for some bullshit reason. Do that to a few girls and you've got yourself an entertaining night all for the cost of any cover or minimum drink charges.
Go to another club a week later and do the same thing. Maybe a couple months later you go back to the original club. If a girl recognizes you, give her one $20 dance but be very gropey so she doesn't bother you much again in the future.
It's doable to have a cheap strip club experience but you have to act like an asshole to get anything out of it. Otherwise you're just a rock.
If the club in rocking when I go or there's good prospects, I usually have more cash in the car to make a party of it. NEVER use the ROB ATM
However, since i live on the border with Mexico, there are a couple of amazing places over there where the girls are just 9s and 10s and when i go there i really have to plan my afternoon about 2 weeks in advance, when i go there is usually with one or two friends and is pretty much a lengthier stay at the club.