This is why I go......

Strip clubbing. Yesterday sucked. Someone I have known for 19 years, worked for for 15, vacationed with and golfed with maybe 350 times was waked yesterday. It was sad to see what pancreatic cancer can do to someone. After the wake I had 4 hours between then and hold em league. Do I work? Go home and get high? No...off to Desires. A few beers and some Luke Skywalker 420 and then I notice the least desirable day shift at Desires I have ever seen. Finally I see one dance whom is not my type but I get a great vibe from, so off to the dance cubicles for 2 topless songs as a test drive. Awesome dances. Easy to tell she is a full menu girl, but instead of going to the CR area I end it, say lets circulate and meet up later and return to my seat.

Lo and behold, resplendent in red one of my atf's, maybe second all-time appears. She is a nighttime dancer, recently changed to days and a dancer I have known for 6-7 years. She is the ultimate spinner in that she is under 5 feet by a lot, under 100 pounds, a face that on a bad day is still a 10 and as a Puerto Rican, despite being tiny she has boobs and a perfect ass. Maybe the best kisser on earth too. The catch? For the first few years she danced here all I got was great lads and cr's, but no release, even though she claimed to give the best hj on the planet. When she came back after childbirth all of a sudden the best hj's on earth were added and that's where it sat. Now hj's are looked down upon here, but to me kissing a pretty girl while she strokes you and you play with her pussy is just as awesome as anything else and way better than cbj.

On this day she was super affectionate so after one drink we're off to a cr. Tip the bouncer who gives us the most remote booth (ended up with 23 minutes instead of 15 so why ppl don't tip is amazing) and next thing I know she is in my arms and naked. After some foreplay the pants come off and she looks at me, licks three of her fingers and starts stroking. Very sexy, but not moist enough. Before I can suggest hand lotion I am being deep throated. Top 5 bj lifetime. Just fucking unbelievable and more so because it was 100% unexpected, nevcer once discussed and we negotiated no tip or mentioned money Sat and chatted after we were done and despite my wad of tissue, there wasn't a stray drop to be found. How much do all y'all tip for bbjcim under these circumstances? I tipped, but before stating the amount I am curious.