What would you do
skibum609
Massachusetts
Slow weeknight at Desires, with slim pickings. There is a dancer with whom I have done topless dancers and she is aggressive, full contact so I am positive she has a menu, even though on a typical night she might be my 13th or 14th choice. We sit and have a cocktail and she is awesome. Better contact at the bar than dances at 95% of the clubs. Time for a room and the minute we start playing I feel the warm, charming, gfe dancer slipping away to be replaced by: viola...business like dancer
Do I want to use a condom or not? No I don't, so she says if you change your mind its $300 for fs, which with the room fee of $40 and $100 to her, is a no way because she is not that hot and business like sex is a waste imo. We move on: what would you tip for a blow jb w/o a condom. $100 I say. She counters at $200.00, and I know where its headed so I say no and no again to $150.00. I decide on a hj, but now that is $100.00, or twice as much as the highest I have ever paid here in 13 years for the same service which is usually included plus tip. Then the old I don't understand why someone with $150, won't spend it because you obviously have it. I tell her I have it because I spend no more than what things are worth. That seems like a waste she says and now my sexual interest in her has reached zero so I suggest an alternative plan: I say here's your hundred - she says you still have time for me to dance - I respond its worth the hundred now for me to be able to leave and watch sports on tv, rather than get a dance. I do. What would you do?
Update: last night, as if last week had never happened, she offered bbbjcim for the hundred tip. I opted for a linguica pizza. Portuguese understand food.
Do I want to use a condom or not? No I don't, so she says if you change your mind its $300 for fs, which with the room fee of $40 and $100 to her, is a no way because she is not that hot and business like sex is a waste imo. We move on: what would you tip for a blow jb w/o a condom. $100 I say. She counters at $200.00, and I know where its headed so I say no and no again to $150.00. I decide on a hj, but now that is $100.00, or twice as much as the highest I have ever paid here in 13 years for the same service which is usually included plus tip. Then the old I don't understand why someone with $150, won't spend it because you obviously have it. I tell her I have it because I spend no more than what things are worth. That seems like a waste she says and now my sexual interest in her has reached zero so I suggest an alternative plan: I say here's your hundred - she says you still have time for me to dance - I respond its worth the hundred now for me to be able to leave and watch sports on tv, rather than get a dance. I do. What would you do?
Update: last night, as if last week had never happened, she offered bbbjcim for the hundred tip. I opted for a linguica pizza. Portuguese understand food.
17 comments
This story is not quite as bad as shadow's story about wasting his entire VIP fee when he took a stand on principle by refusing to pay the manager the $20 "stage skip fee" (privacy shakedown which was to be split by the manager and DJ), but it ranks up there.
blown or for anything else.