"A court-ordered DNA test showed with 99.9 percent certainty the seven-year-old Texas girl named Koi is the love child daughter of Beyoncé’s dad, Mathew Knowles, and TaQoya Branscomb, 33, a former stripper."
Is there a better stripper name than TaQoya?
TaQoya sounds like a pickup truck
We had a 2010 Taquoya with all wheel drive.
I’ve driven a Taquoya. Took everything I could and took it like a pro.
I’d club with Beyoncé’s dad. Sounds like he knows how to have a good time.
We care about this Why?
Nothing else to talk about, because Trump hasn’t insulted anyone on Twitter today.... yet.
Back up the Brinks truck - TaQoya's working days are probably over
The dude is in his 60s, he should've snipped himself by now
If he hasn't been paying child support for 7 years (the age of the child), she's gonma get a nice retroactive windfall
I knew a girl who wanted to name her baby “something cute like, 2sweetxtasy”. With the “2”.
who the fuck names themselves or their kid TaQoya? that right there should be grounds for sterilization.
I knew a girl named TaQoya once. Her friends called her Tiki.
One summer (I was 15 or so) a few of my friends were at the park and TaQoya picked a fight with my friend. The TaQoya "Tiki" made a HUGE mistake picking that fight. See, TaQoya was a suburbanite, adopted as a baby and raised in a nice suburb. My friend she picked the fight with (let's call her "Bambi" although she has a normal name) was straight up from the hood. She beat TaQoya, but then realized after the fight that TaQoya had scratched up her face. So "Bambi" calls her sister and says "this bitch just scratched my face up." So TaQoya's brother said, "if your sister comes up here, I'm jumping in." Her sister pulled up literally 5 mins later, with one of Bambi's other sisters and one of their cousins. TaQoya's brother was scared as fuck. He didn't jump in to anything. Bambi's sister got out of the car, headed straight for the picnic table TaQoya was sitting at while yelling at TaQoya the whole walk over to the table, repeatedly saying, "WHO wanna fuck with WHO!? WHO wanna fuck with WHO?!" over and over again. Then she grabbed TaQoya's brother's bike and threw it over the fence. He didn't jump into anything, he was scared shitless. TaQoya's dumb ass sat there on the picnic table until Bambi's sister walked up to it and knocked her off the table and upside-down onto the ground and was just beating her ass. TaQoya finally got free and started running, as one of Bambi's other sisters chased her with a FUCKING LEG OF A CHAIR. Then TaQoya yells, as she's trying not to get hit by the chair leg, "what'r ya doin'?" It's like, um, she's chasing you with the leg to a chair. Stop asking her what she's doing and just run, bitch.
Then we all piled into Bambi's sister's car and got the fuck out of there. It was hilarious.
Different TaQoya though. This one isn't 33, more like 24/25.
Wow, Nina.. you are sick
No, it's just my allergies. The weather changes quite often here in Michigan, so sometimes I get a little congested. Thank you for caring though, but I'll be fine. :)
@NinaBambina - holy shit that was funny as hell. i can't stop laughing
Anonlvone - I know. I still laugh about the TaQoya chick asking, "what'r ya doing?!" Like did she expect the girl to stop and explain that she was beating her with the wooden leg chair?
Txtittyfag you're right. Not sure how my particular actions were "ghetto," I didn't jump in as I don't jump people. But you're goddamn right. I don't think Suburbanite TaQoya will ever pick a fight with a bitch from the hood again. Ever. She learned her lesson and it was hilarious.
Koi..... they named her after a Japanese carp.
Four people beating on one person is hilarious?
Four people weren't beating one person. Not at the same time at least.
And yes, it's hilarious to see a bitch start a fight with MY friend (swung on my friend while her back was turned, then scratched her face up --- that's pussy shit.) and then get her ass beat, then again, then get chased with a wooden object. But the part that makes it so hilarious is that TaQoya yelled, "WHAT'R YA DOIN'!?" as she was being chased, and hit a couple times, with the object. It is also funny that the girl hitting her had brought the most random object (the wooden leg to a fucking chair, or some sort of piece of furniture). The whole situation still makes me laugh. It was funny then and when I look back on it, it's still funny.
And FYI we were teenagers. All of us. I was 15, my friends were 14, her sister was a couple years older. I'm sure everyone here has made mistakes when they were 14/15. Clearly jester you've never been in a street fight since you're so sensitive about it. It's not like they killed TaQoya or hospitalized her. She was fine, she just got her ass beat a couple times and hit with a piece of furniture. Get over it and stop frying to villainize me for laughing at something hilarious that happened when I was 15.
I've been in plenty of fights. Now that I've grown up I've realized that one, most of them were pointless/stupid (few exceptions where I was defending others) and two, I'm lucky I never seriously hurt someone (actually we did) or got arrested. None of it was funny.
Dude what is your point? You're pathetic. Clearly you've gotten into zero fights. Also your lil "I've grown up" speech is already tired, I WAS 15 WHEN THIS HAPPENED. If you've ever gotten into a fight, which I highly doubt be cause you're so judgmental of those who have, you obviously lost them so if I were you I wouldn't wanna laugh either. You probably got your ass kicked from one side of the street to the other. Save your preachy, judgmental attitude for some sort of convention for people who like preaching and judgment. This is tuscl, pansie.
@nina i know you can’t help yourself from having yet another meltdown after getting spanked yet AGAIN but snapping at jester214 like that … aren't you afraid of you know, revenge porn?
@phil...you said those exact same words to me within minutes, verbatim, on another thread. Pathetic that you must copy and paste your insults to me. I feel sorry for you. Find the nearest zip code where they take trash out on Tuesdays, hop in a dumpster, and jack off to your thoughts of me before the trash kickers kick your shit kicker ass into the truck.
You really don't handle criticism well and your reading comprehension seems very bad. Don't you claim to be pre-law?
Please be more informative on why you think my reading comprehension skills are "very bad." FYI, if you'd have majored in English in college (which I suspect you majored in nothing), your professors would have taught you to "diss" someone using better vocabulary than "very bad."
I'm a paralegal, by the way. You wanna talk some shit about that? I got all night, you ball-less bitch.
No worries, folks! NinaBambina is just a teenager in her underwear.
Lol. I once was.
I was actually rather a prude teenager, but that's neither here nor there.
English? No, my degrees are in useful subjects. Though for a few years I pursued a second master's in history, but that was more of a lark.
You're a paralegal? Cool... You realize that's basically a title right? It's not a licensed position.
You're a paralegal? Cool... You realize that's basically a title right? It's not a licensed position.
OMG, it's almost as if NinaBambina had tipped up to VIP levels without actually paying the club the price of the room. This will lead to the end of civilization, surely!
If I can end civilization, I must be goddamn powerful. Damn. Holy shit.
(And yes, I realize paralegal is a title, which is exactly why it's going to make my résumé look awesome. I ain't doing it for the money, I'm doing it for the title).
Now I must be gracious and thank you gentlemen for all the questions. I am so happy (and a little surprised) that you care so much! "You love me, you really love me!" I'll take a proverbial bow now as I watch Perry Mason.
L-a (pronounced La dash a)?
Nevaeh (na vay a - heaven spelled backwards)