Emergency Room Services

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been to this dank den of depravity. I’ve just been so busy I haven’t really had the time to realize how horny I was getting.

If you knew me, you’d realize just how busy I must have been to lose sight of my prurient priorities.

Then yesterday, for no apparent reason, I suddenly came to my senses and remembered that you only go around once in life.