Crowded as shit but fun

Arrived at about 2 pm. I was hungry as shit and had a coupon for free lunch and another for a free entrance. I go inside, get checked for weapons, then give the free entrance to the lady up front, who tells me that I don't need it because there is no cover during the day. I thought that was cool. The place was crowded as fuck and there were no places to seat, which was bad because my stomach was pretty much eating itself. I saw an old black dude sitting at the bar get up and immediately stole his place (old man, if you happen to read this, I'm sorry but I was desperate).

I gave the coupon to the mexican dude who cooks and he made me an extremely greasy burger. Who cares, it was free and I was hungry. A couple of dancers approached me to ask for a dance, which I had to turn down. I thought girls left you alone while you were eating but seems I was wrong. Once I was done eating (and washed my hands, remember, greasy) this latina milf (yes!) approached me. She looked and sounded like the mom of the pregnant puerto rican girl in orange is the new black.

I agreed for a dance in the vip which was very good (and she hinted that we could have even more fun). I left after that one dance because since the food was so greasy I was worried I might get the shits, which was fortunately not the case. Now that I know my stomach can handle hi-liter burgers, I'll be back, perhaps a bit later in the afternoon so that it isn't too crowded