Going downhill fast
YR used to be my favorite haunt, but it's gone downhill since I moved to Austin a few years ago. It was such a dream to walk in during the afternoon and see 7's, 8's and the occasional 9, but now it's solidly a train of 6's and not many of them at that. On this visit, I grabbed a drink and waited for 45 mins before I saw a girl (excluding the one on stage). It's not that they looked fugly, but it didn't feel like I was in a strip club (i.e. they didn't even mildly make me rise). In any event, eventually this hottie who I'm used to seeing (Maui) showed up and we grabbed a dance in the corner.
I told her that I had to leave soon since I had been there for almost two hours at this point. Maui is a hot Asian mix with a tight body and energy to spare. She rode me hard and fast, pinched my nipples, got really friendly with my neck and made me explode before the song was even over. I made sure to tip her well for the great ROI on my $20. It was looking pretty shaky until she showed up. I don't think I'll be back for a while. I don't go to strip clubs for the beer, y'know, so waiting 2 hours for a dance isn't really my bag.
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