Condoms for LD?

You’ve got to admire classy places where people discretely cum in their pants. The height of elegance.

^^^ Grammar lesson for the day: if you're going to engage in the sex industry, please learn the difference between "discrete" and "discreet."

Discreet is the appropriate word.

^ because you will never get laid if you don't know how to spell it?

I almost always use a condom. Besides the stain in pants i don't like the sticky sensation in my wet pants

In all the banter about preferred "splooge" absorption, "cum in mouth" is my preferred deposit! Personally (if given a choice): I don't want a spitter, I don't want to shoot my dna on my entertainer, the wall, the corner ..., and I'm perfectly fine with my 100% cotton boxers taking the hit (second choice actually.

Sex is always messy (with or without a condom) no matter how you experience it and I don't do condoms. As a caveat, have I occasionally wished I was wearing a fully body condom after some strip club adventure? Definitely!

I'm fine wearing a rubber under my pants. At a good rubbing club, definitely the way to go. At a club where the dancer will open you up, being already covered saves time. When I first started this, I was afraid it would slip off when i was limp, but that has never happened, even when it was full.

Try a Depends adult diaper, they really absorb well

My first two lapgasms, back in the mid-90s, were a surprise -- the first time, I literally didn't know it was possible to cum in a strip club and the second time, several months later, I knew but was taken by surprise by a dancer determined to get me off. Ever since then, if I'm at a club where the lap dances may lead to orgasm, I wear a condom. The vast majority of my 1000+ SCOREs (Stripper-Caused Orgasmic Release Events) have been lapgasms, though in recent years they have mostly been BJs. The best place to deposit one's load is in her mouth -- no muss, no fuss.

Buying dances is a chumps game. Paying for ejaculation services is simply using your own money to further exacerbate your own sexual frustration. Using strip clubs for sexual gratification is perverted.

SJG

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@SirLapdancealot. In my opinion the condom helps the rubbing feel way better than without the condom, because of the lube. Usually when i used ti get lap dances without the condom i would get a rash on my dick with all the friction with my clothes. That doesn't happen with the condom, plus i get the benefit of unloading my cum on the rubber instead of the making a mess in my pants.

Sounds ok but I worry about two things with a condom. 1. If the dancer is one of those feely types and puts her hand down your pants. Now I know if she's willing to do that chances are she's not gonna mind that you're already wearing a condom. But if it IS weird to her then that's just plain awkward after that.

1. What happens if during the grinding you can hear the rubber swishing around? Would also make for an awkward situation.

I always use a condom + a drop of lube. Makes for a smoother ride with no mess. I also sometimes want the dancer to keep grinding for a while after I cum, which could be awkward with a wet stain on my crotch.

absolutely cim.