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Dancers as commissioned sales employees?

"Club is still fun but big changes coming soon. Dancers are now being treated as commissioned sales employees. They will be punching in by fingerprint scanner and getting a check at end of week for difference between dances sold, and…

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Other Hobbies

As 1/2 of a childless by choice couple I/we have a lot of free time so we both have a large number of pursuits outside of work. Mine in no particular order are Skiing, Poker, Golf, 420, Fine wine,…

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Clubbing with a female TUSCLer

The topic of who you would club with got me thinking. Who has clubbed with a female TUSCLer? There are not and have not been many possibility in my 14.5 years here. I can think of three I have and…

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Houston again.

HOUSTON - Investigators are looking for a gunman after a fight at a strip club early Monday morning, police said. Houston police said just after 3 a.m., a fight broke out between two groups of men at Chic's strip club…

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The ten scale

http://www.returnofkings.com/16258/debating-the-mighty-1-to-10-scale Where are you on the scale? Your favorite dancer?

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Continuum

As a fan of cool science fiction I'm going to point my pervo brothers to photos of the hot Rachel Nichols (different from the ESPN Rachel Nichols) http://itr2010.org/category/rachel-nichols/ Blonde in these, which is unfortunate since she I hotter as a redhead (only…

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Dancer reviews

http://www.zbone.com/forums/11/dancer-reviews You're welcome.

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I got hired

So I don't think I should write a review on the club in the reviews because I did technically dance there , even if only for two songs, but I thought Id share with you guys what happened at my…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

So I decided to do another...

So I decided to do another TOFTT review since this club didn't have any info. I usually don't like to go somewhere blind but hey I've gotten a lot of info here so I figured…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

I went back to do another...

I went back to do another Topeka club crawl in the 2nd week of January, and couldn't resist stopping at Sasnak first before heading south. As I and others have noted before, the club is…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I stopped by Players Club on...

I stopped by Players Club on Thursday. I had my first ever lapdance with Bria and she did not disappoint. She was very aggressive and straightforward and certainly got the job done. Autumn was looking…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Very nice strip club but I...

Very nice strip club but I don't know whether that's because it's a new building or it was that nice before. There's 7 stages I think but only 2 or 3 were in use until…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

This review is for my second...

This review is for my second visit here - first time around was with buddies for my bday, but this time was just because I was bored. Both times I've been here there was a…

The Red Room CLT

Charlotte, North Carolina

i think this club is still...

i think this club is still trying to get over a death that happened so they changed the name and music. I went to audition at this club on a tuesday after 10:30 and there…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I was working in Columbus Wednesday...

I was working in Columbus Wednesday through Friday this past week and had a chance to check out some clubs that I had never been to Wednesday night. I decided to check out Kahoots at…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Best Value in Charlotte! I...

Best Value in Charlotte! I took the wife and another couple. We got there around 9 and there were only a few other people in the joint. $10 cover was reasonably priced.…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

My first visit to Ft Myers...

My first visit to Ft Myers clubs and I started at Babes. Wow. Not a good experience. Sunday around 8 pm, 5 dollar cover, five dollar for a mixed drink. There were about 7 dancers…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

This place is small. It has...

This place is small. It has a great east side location, very central -- being bikeable/low cab-fare for much of inner Portland. It's only blocks away from some of the absolute best dining in Portland…

Club Lace Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Odd location, seems to cater to...

Odd location, seems to cater to industrial crowd around there. Seemed more seedy than mainstream joints, and much more silicone than I like to see. Didn't really feel safe parking car for long, and didn't…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wow...This was really one of the...

Wow...This was really one of the finest strip club in Las Vegas. Very good girls, fine atmosphere and busiest strip club. If you are in Vegas, definitely you should visit this place. We eight friends…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

After a very disappointing stop at...

After a very disappointing stop at Babes, I headed to Scarlrtt's to sample what some have said is the best club in RSW. Mixed bag for me tonight. When I arrived, there were about 7…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Not sure when they remodeled, but...

Not sure when they remodeled, but it has a better look now. Only problem is if you sit in the middle seats, it limits the view to the center of the theater; you…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I hadn't been over here in...

I hadn't been over here in a while so I decided to stop by. There were about 4 girls I could see that were working but no one was dancing on stage. After about an…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

Sutra was the second club we...

Sutra was the second club we went to during our Montreal excursion. In a vacuum, it may not have been too bad, but in comparison to a couple of the other local establishments, it…

Double D Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I've been to OKC a few...

I've been to OKC a few times but had never visited the Double D. I've been to Night Trips by the Saddleback Best Western before when driving through. The afternoon I visited was a Sunday,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Got to TJ late last night,...

Got to TJ late last night, got across the border, paid my 5 bucks for the taxi to take me to Adelita, and bamm started looking at these girls. Girls all over the place, dancing…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I've been to Night Trips every...

I've been to Night Trips every time I have gone through OKC for business, either directly or driving through. It's a very interesting club, especially for Oklahoma. The two level set up is very cool,…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I had a reasonable time at...

I had a reasonable time at the Vu. Use the internet coupon to avoid admission charge, but the drinks are still on you. I was welcomed as usual with the quick "do you…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I have been to Blush twice,...

I have been to Blush twice, and each time was very enjoyable for different reasons. The first time I was there it was quite busy as there was some NFL game going on and DT…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I was in Bristol for a...

I was in Bristol for a two-week work stint, and Club Risque was pretty much the only club near my location. I was there a couple of nights and the atmosphere was relaxed: definitely had…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Great place. $10 cover Saturday...

Great place. $10 cover Saturday night. $20 each for bikini dances in private area. The girl let me enjoy her with her bikini on and the dance was in a comfy private booth.…

215 Gentlemen's Club

Colton, California

This club is probably the worst...

This club is probably the worst I've been to so far as outside curb appeal. I mean, it looks like an abandoned building from the outside. Until you get inside you could swear…

Villa Theatre

Montclair, California

Club 215 was a joke so...

Club 215 was a joke so I stopped here while in the Inland Empire. It wasn't too pricey; I think $5 to get in and $5 for drinks. No alcohol though. But…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

nice place when i walked in,...

nice place when i walked in, really well decorated,they even got a keurig for coffee, just not sure this was a strip club when i left came in thought i was taking advantage of the special(16…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I went there on a Friday...

I went there on a Friday night and arrived around 10 PM. After paying the 25 $ admission at the door I was let in. The “showroom” was about half full and there were more…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

The place is easy to find...

The place is easy to find on a long straight road. A sign announces promotions, and reiterates the need to be careful with alcohol... The building is like the pictures, very correct. We feel that…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

While in Daytona for Bikeweek, I...

While in Daytona for Bikeweek, I happened to pass by Diamond Dolls, and while it was closed at the time, I made it a point to stop in later in the week. I thought…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I went to Hollywood after I...

I went to Hollywood after I stopped at Hustler and the 2 ladies I wanted to see weren't there. There was a big traffic problem on 64 which was hurting them. I had been to…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Went to CR after work one...

Went to CR after work one day. Not from Dallas, but it was close to Hotel so I could walk there. $1 cover and $3 beers and wells till 8pm. Ended up closing the place…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

I was in relatively close to...

I was in relatively close to Greenville and decided to stop and check out Headliners once again. Last time I was here I received a free admission ticket and thought I could use that this…

Alice's Pioneer Pub

Newark, New Jersey

In town for some business and...

In town for some business and decided to check out the local clubs. The girls were all Latina and very friendly.Mostly Dominicans. There were about 10 girls working. All shapes and sizes. One named "R"…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

First time to the club, I...

First time to the club, I was passing thru and had some time to kill. I got there just about when they opened. No one on stage a bunch of regular drinking in corner. I…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This is now my favorite club...

This is now my favorite club in Florida. Best mileage per dollar anywhere. I recently visited on a Saturday night and then again on Sunday night. I preferred the more laid back atmosphere on Sunday.…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

This club is very nice, new,...

This club is very nice, new, and clean. You can tell immediately that it is a new building. They have valet parking in front and free parking on the sides and back. There is a…

Riverside Cabaret

Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania

I haven’t been to this place...

I haven’t been to this place since it was called Wild J’s, but it hasn’t changed much since my last visit. Went in the front door, paid the $10 admission and went into the stage…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited upstairs lust a few weka...

Visited upstairs lust a few weka ago and wonder why I went. I have liked it in the past but not this visit. Walked up the stairs and saw I was only the…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

With all that Vegas has to...

With all that Vegas has to offer and as long as GG has been in Business, this place was a complete and total let down. First of all the girls were not that pretty…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Stopped by cheetahs on my way...

Stopped by cheetahs on my way home from work Thursday. It wasn't too crowded, probably more girls working than guys hanging out. I think the evening shift had just started. The girls were pretty aggressive…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

The place is easy to find...

The place is easy to find on a long straight road... In fact, the St. James and the Houston Dolls are just a few yards from each other. Parking is average, but there is room. Admission…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Visited mid week late in the...

Visited mid week late in the evening. The place was packed. This is a black club, period. There was not one dancer of any other ethnicity. That being said this…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped in for lunch on...

I stopped in for lunch on a weds afternoon not expecting much. it turned out to be a very enjoyable time. first the bartender was very friendly and remembered my drink and pretty much everything…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

OK, it is San Jose, figured...

OK, it is San Jose, figured I try this one out. Been to clubs in Southern California, WAY BETTER in SoCal. Anyways back to the Poodle... Went on a weekday, no one on stage,…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

As with most things, you pay...

As with most things, you pay for what you get. There's a big difference in appearance from day to night shift and a big difference in mileage (inverse to appearance for the most part,…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

Stopped by last Friday after work,...

Stopped by last Friday after work, it was about 4:30. No cover before 6. It had been awhile since I was here, so I wasn't sure what to expect. The club itself…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Club itself is a bit hard...

Club itself is a bit hard to find of the highway. No cover since it was just about 1pm when I got there. Your typical $4 drink. I sat at the stage and tipped…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I stayed away from this club...

I stayed away from this club for a while after the big bust last year. Did not want any stink on me. Came back last Friday. I heard the local sports…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Good atmophere. A lot of dances...

Good atmophere. A lot of dances during the everything shift so you get as much attention as the regulars as oppossed to other clubs. Drinks aren't the cheapest but dances prices are a good value…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

I came here on a Tuesday...

I came here on a Tuesday at the end of January. Unfortunately, I expected more and this place was horrible in my opinion. I believe it was 5 or 10 to get in. Then slim…

Bombshells

Wichita Falls, Texas

Came in from out of town...

Came in from out of town and a buddy wanted to bring me by to check out this club. I think I ended up showing on a slow night because there weren't many customers there,…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

I stop into dv8 once every...

I stop into dv8 once every couple weeks. I always enjoy myself there. The girls for the most part are sexy, and have great attitudes. I usually visit during the day shift, so many of…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Penns Port is a jewel, nothing...

Penns Port is a jewel, nothing else quite like it. This is not a hands on place, no lap dances or anything. But it's a real comfortable neighborhood bar where you can…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Stopped in on a late Saturday...

Stopped in on a late Saturday afternoon. Most dancers were 7 or above. A good mix of nationalities. Great stage dances and tips at the stage are greatly rewarded. Velvet room dances…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

The quality of dancers at this...

The quality of dancers at this club is decreasing every week. The 2 for 1 dances that used to be $25/2 dances is now $30/ 2 dances. I'm not sure this the best club to…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

This place has changed a lot....

This place has changed a lot. We went on a Saturday night for a bachelor party. This is normally our go to club. Very disappointed after this trip, parking is no longer free,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Some may wonder how big a...

Some may wonder how big a club can actually be. This club is pretty huge. When I am in Vegas for tradeshows, I like to relax at a nice gentleman's club and Sapphire…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

I have been to a lot...

I have been to a lot f strip clubs and this is one of the nicest, in every way. The building and grounds are very nice and there is even a pool and patio outside…

Naughty Girls

Oshkosh, Wisconsin

I've been here twice, both times...

I've been here twice, both times weak, but it was close to where I was staying last time, so I bit the bullet and went again a couple weeks ago. The interior of the…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Still trying top pick my favorite...

Still trying top pick my favorite of Club O, 390 and Atlantis. I've had good experiences here my last two visits and wanted to see if I could put a string together. Quality of dancers…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Really hard to see upon entering...

Really hard to see upon entering but hang out by the entrance and let your eyes adjust. small intimate club with about 15 girls when I was there during the day. 50% 8-10s…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I went here late one Saturday...

I went here late one Saturday night because I was told they have a decent amateur night show & it was BYOB. The BYOB part was right but the amateur night kinda sucked. The club…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Update, there is no cover to...

Update, there is no cover to get in the VIP area anymore. 25 per song. There is also an half hour room. Most dancers are charging 180 and up. The girls are the friendliest here.…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Arrived around 1230 am on a...

Arrived around 1230 am on a Wednesday night parked out front along the side, was no line paid my 22 and went in. Crowd was about half full and had a lot of diversity was…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Came here on a Saturday around...

Came here on a Saturday around 11pm. Club was pretty busy. Good ratio of men to women, about even. The same ole chicks were there. I have a few I like…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Was in San Fran to visit...

Was in San Fran to visit family. Decided to make a slight, well maybe more than slight detour from the airport to the family's place and stop by Mitchell Brothers. I had been…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

I was in town on a...

I was in town on a business trip for one night. One of my buddies, who goes to strip clubs all the time went with me. The doorman waived the $20 cover, but said we…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I visited treasures on Sunday night...

I visited treasures on Sunday night at around 10 pm. The place had few patrons and there was a tall blonde dancing on the pole near the enterance. The other poles were empty. I sat…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Rolled here last sunday in the...

Rolled here last sunday in the afternoon. This is one of the rare clubs out there that offer alcohol and have crazy mileage all together. I'm not a mileage guy but every now and then…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Arrive around 7:00pm and the parking...

Arrive around 7:00pm and the parking lot is full. Drive around for a bit with no luck and decide to valet. We had no clue as to why it was so crowded, but we quickly…

La Vie en Proost

Amsterdam, Netherlands

This is a small club at...

This is a small club at the end of an alley, (full of window prostitutes,) in the Red Light District. There are two bars which more or less fill the small room. Strippers dance on…

La Vie en Proost

Amsterdam, Netherlands

This is a small club at...

This is a small club at the end of an alley, (full of window prostitutes,) in the Red Light District. There are two bars which more or less fill the small room. Strippers dance on…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

I stopped by Show World not...

I stopped by Show World not too long ago for the first time in the later afternoon/early evening. Not sure how many dancers were working at the time, there were 2 girls sitting around in the…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Went to this club on Monday...

Went to this club on Monday afternoon around 6 pm. Had 3 guest and I only saw 3 dancers. Huge club, Las Vegas style. I was only attracted to one of the…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

After a day of watching football...

After a day of watching football in the city a couple of buddies and I decided to check out what all the fuss was about at Crazy Horse. The club had a set up…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Stopped in on a Sunday evening...

Stopped in on a Sunday evening around 6 PM. No cover charge! It looked like a lot of locals were in the bar. 5 dancers and about 7 guys total. I…

The Confidential Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Being new in town and generally...

Being new in town and generally only interested in black women, I thought I'd check out Rachel's and then Sinbads'. Overall, I preferred Sinbads but I had such a bad experience there. I…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

My wife and I went in...

My wife and I went in to check the club out and was surprised how friendly every one was once in there. The security was pretty tight and had to walk through a metal detector…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Went on a Monday afternoon after...

Went on a Monday afternoon after a few failed visits to other local strip clubs. I entered and got hit with a cover (no more than $5). Got the change with $2 bills,…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

so i decided to go in...

so i decided to go in with my boyfriend and his friend just out of morbid curiosity..its a known dump and referred to as " the cat box" around these parts, but i was in…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

Was bored so I paid a...

Was bored so I paid a visit. The physical appearance kind of reminds me of Hustler Club, only a little smaller. Very nice. But since the club is still not officially open it was slow.…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

I Haven't been to a Strip...

I Haven't been to a Strip Club in ages, but got to go last week and ended up at Midway Invaders. Haven't been there in a long time and first time seeing it since the…

Pin Ups Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

So I said I would never...

So I said I would never be back. Decided to use the free coupon that I got last time. I'm glad I came back. This time it was a Friday and there were a few…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

After dabbling around at other clubs,...

After dabbling around at other clubs, my last few visits have been back to the reliably good Choice. I've got my favorites there and we know how to maximize our pleasure while going right up…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

As I have said before, this...

As I have said before, this is a club that I have been visiting less and less lately. A few weeks ago, I gave it another shot - to my great disappointment. Having…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I still struggle to figure this...

I still struggle to figure this club out. First the basic details, there is no self parking so you have to pay $5 for Valet. I have heard of people parking across the street and…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped for lunch at the...

I stopped for lunch at the club on St Patrick's Day. There were very -few girls working. In the beginning, they had only one dancer on stage at a time. The bartender…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

I don't go to strip clubs...

I don't go to strip clubs often, but when I do, I go to DollHouse. Now granted I've only been to two gentlemen's clubs in my life (the other one I've been to was on…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

3rd Visit to this place.. Decently...

3rd Visit to this place.. Decently hot chicks some were not my types. $10 cover charge, $7 minimum water/coke (Coke is unlimited refills). I usually sit down and have the girls approach and give a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped by on a Monday...

I stopped by on a Monday afternoon around 1:30pm. No cover only about 10 guys in the club mostly sitting at the bar and a few at tables. Nobody sitting at the stage tipping the…

Vivid

New York, New York

Vivid is the new club thats...

Vivid is the new club thats affiliated with the more well know Ricks Cabaret which is just a few blocks away. Its supposed to be the ghetto version of Ricks as girls are not required…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

I always check this place out...

I always check this place out in tandem with Riley's, which is right around the corner, and then stick around at the place that holds the most promise. There is a stage in the narrow…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by for a late lunch....

Stopped by for a late lunch. Turns out it was just opening. Very hot cute dancer up on stage. I think her name was Lucy. Had my tacos, which were great btw, and asked her…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

Always been curious about these places....

Always been curious about these places. Went in paid $1 to go in the back. 3 girls stilt ting in booths for private show. Couple if guys walking around , looking in and out…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Stopped into south side Johnny's about...

Stopped into south side Johnny's about 9:00 pm on a Thursday night. I've been there a couple times before so I know the layout. 10 bucks in, BYOB, 2 bucks a beer, place…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Arrived on a Friday Night. ...

Arrived on a Friday Night. Had always driven by but never gone in, this time I decided to go in. $20 dollar cover, a little steep but worth it. There are a…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Aggressive and Fun at Splendor's Spent time...

Aggressive and Fun at Splendor's Spent time with a girl that has been there for quite some time...A****. Physical Description: Taller than most girls, about 5'10 without heels, but with heels well over 6'. She…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Great place there are three levels....

Great place there are three levels. I didn't go to third level was VIP. You pay cover plus have to buy juice drink. I sat, at stage on first level and for a while…

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You can only choose one

If you had the choice to go clubbing with only one TUSCLer, who would it be and why? This is tough for me because I've built great connections with a lot of you TUSCLers, there is no wrong answer. I'm gonna…

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question on how to break it off with a provider

So maybe you've been seeing this dancer/provider for a few years now...you know its time break it off but its hard to due to how comfortable you have gotten with each other so its just easier to call her up…

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I think I've figured out who the Juiceman REALLY is!

Check out http://vimeo.com/11367919 I'm just askin' my fellow pervoids to me what y'all thank.

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Policeman awarded half a MILLION in sexual harassment suit after 'his female bos

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2587142/Policeman-awarded-567-000-sexual-harassment-suit.html I think that I would motor boat her for half a mil. :)

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Life is good today...

The thirty-six-looks-like-twenty-six year old married mother of three that I've been chasing for six months *finally* agreed to see me outside the club. Worth every second of the wait. And when she left, she wouldn't take the money. Because…

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Double trouble in Houston.

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- Police say one person is dead after someone opened fire last night at a southwest Houston strip club. It happened at the Eclipse Gentleman's Club on South Gessner. Police say the deceased is the only person…

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FinDom

A stripper I know hasn't been dancing much lately. Then she revealed on Facebook that she is making good money as a findom (or FinDom). I had no idea what that was, and had to look up the…

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Anyone ever met a dance who had their breast implant blow up on them?

In the make out post, I mentioned a girl who let me kiss both her lips. Anyway, I hadn't seen her for 5 years, but she came back to my favorite club after some time away, and one of…

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Gun battle erupts at Waterbury strip club

WATERBURY,CT — More than two dozen gunshots were fired early Saturday morning in the parking lot of Pandora's Cabaret, a strip club on Washington Avenue, in one of the largest-scale shootings in the city's history. "In my 23-year career, I can't…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Despite living in FL all my...

Despite living in FL all my life, I had never been to a South Florida strip club. Was in Miami recently, and decided I had to go check it out. I was staying…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

I have went many times to...

I have went many times to this club amd always felt welcome. The best times to go is on the weekends and monday due to the specials the club have. Very friendly dancer and even…

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OT:Check marks On The Chalkboard

When I was a kid growing up, they use to put your name on the chalkboard. If you were extra special like me, you not only got your name on the chalkboard, you got check marks. Anybody else…

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Strip club manager is a dick...

So I'm on the search for a new club, one that allows a lot of flexibility in my schedule. I called Rio Gentlemen club and asked to speak to a manager to ask some questions. I was transferred to "Eddie"…

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Auditioning at a new club tonight.

Im sick of everyone at my club so I'm moving to a new club near LA. Wish me luck!

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Dumb ass should have asked one of the dancers. :)

A Daytona Beach City Commissioner received a trespass warning from an adult entertainment club after threatening city action if a female server didn't have sex with him, the Daytona Beach News Journal is reporting. The owner of Club Topic on International…

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Davenport 2AMer

A man was fatally stabbed in the parking lot of a Davenport strip club early Saturday morning, according to police. Davenport Police officers were called to The Chorus Line, 4128 Brady St. about 3:50 a.m., and discovered the man, who hasn't…

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OT: Breaking Bad and The Walking DeadI

I was just thinking that Breaking Bad was the best thing I ever saw on TV. Especially the last episode. Especially the machine gun in the trunk scene. And the Badfinger song at the end. Meanwhile The Walking Dead is turning…

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The final Ukraine dance

Starts about the 3:20 mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHB7Y3O2Ow

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Pole dance

Opps, make that Ukraine dance. Starts about the 2:30 mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubTlTKLas_o

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Can I be Beguiled?

I was planning to stay home this Saturday, reading and cooking a good dinner. Then a stripper texted me this morning: Stripper: Hi sweetheart Hope you can come in and play with my boobies! Me: I'm sorry, baby.…

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But it would be banning the future strippers of America!

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/03/22/pull-plug-on-naked-twitter-teens/?intcmp=features Next Slide Previous Slide High school students from across Nassau and Suffolk counties in New York have been posting explicit photos of themselves, sometimes naked, sometimes drunk and sometimes touching each other intimately on a Twitter feed called @LIPartyStories. One now-infamous…

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Off topic my experience checking out smart phone plan service

I went to Verizon. On my original iPad the entire site is annoying fixed in screen size. I was squinting to read all the small text. The site is not set up to take advantage of the…

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21Mar2014 Clubbing

Around 5:00PM I was at the east side of Portland in one of dives eating steak and drinking PBR. The food was definitely good but dancer selection of about 6 to 9 dancers with about two three noticeable pretty looking…

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Tuscl the movie.

Ever wondered what it would be like if TUSCL was made into a movie? I just wrote a short, starring Dougster, Jester, & Shadowcat. It also has a really good sex scene & some violence, plus the final showdown between Staxwell…

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Native American dancers

I have only run into 3 or 4 in GA & SC and all have been partly of Cherokee decent. They all did provide good dances. What is your experience with them?

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As Dumb as a Blonde Stripper?

Anyone watching SF Austin vs VCU How do you foul on a 3-point shot attempt when you're up by 4 and 3 seconds left???? LMFAO

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Stick figures

Okay, it must be way too long since I had some action. The bald, androgynous figures in the ads before you log in on this site are starting to get me aroused. It might be the repetitive, piston-like…

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Standing your ground against a ROB

From a recent review: Went to this club for my bachelors party as MV is my favorite strip club given the hotness of the girls and full contact encouraged for between $20-$30 a song which is negotiable if you get more…

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Highlight new clubs?

I've suggested a few new clubs to tuscl (not updated yet) and reckon it would be cool if when new clubs get listed they get highlighted somehow - thoughts?

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ATF question.

This may have been asked and answered, but I don't recall. Does an ATF have to be an active dancer? Why did you say "yes" or "no"?

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Which First Lady to bang?

Michelle Obama or Peng Liyuan? I believe everyone knows my choice.

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Rip-Off Clubs

A couple got ripped off for $1,200 in Las Vegas club. See: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=211520 In my club-going experience, I've ​learned to recognize rip-off clubs. Generally, I think of them as tourist trap clubs. Those are likely to be found in downtown…

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guns guns guns

All this anti gun talk and he is threatening everyone with a gun...he says I am WAITING...with a 9 9mm? Alucard's Profile June 2002  March 2014  Send Alucard a Private Message  Prop Alucard    0           Sticks and Stones...... I am WAITING........With a...9.. ;) 

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smacking your dick on your provider

How many of us like to slap your Dick on her pussy, mouth, Ass or just let her smack it with her hands before you put it In one of her love holes ?

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4 New Articles

I know that us perverts get caught up in the discussions but don't forget to read the articles.

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Alutard's Faggotry

Even worse than RickyBoy's!

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Hawaii law lets police have sex with prostitutes

http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/03/21/4008582/hawaii-law-lets-police-have-sex.html Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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spelling

Someone says I cant spell but he coouldnt either

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Clink!

Clink goes the door. Do you know any dancers in jail? Could be a great "Reality" TV show.

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then why is it not on your profile any more?

Date Sent: 03/21/14 5:07 AM To : crazyjoe  From : Alucard  Subject: %%%%%%%%%)) (@#$_=)%%'£¥¢®>>¦\{ Message: Never. 

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Do you think whoever wrote this should be embarrassed?

I'm a 59.4052 yrs old [With Vulcan Precision] Florida Born → [Eglin AFB] Maverick and 30 year Operating Room Nurse with a Bachelor of Business Degree. I like reading, movies → [2200+ DVDs/Blu-Rays] & computers, Star Trek and, of course…

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Make Out Session

It's been a damn long time since I've had a make out session with a dancer. For some reason I really want that tonight. I guess I'm going to the strip club tonight to find a stripper who will shove…

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Juicebox69

In his honour and memory let's all prop ourselves

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New laws and Raids

Louisville Kentucky police are cracking down on law violations by clubs and dancers such as Bottoms up for soliciting patrons. With clubs allowing almost anyone to dance and charging outrageous prices it is harder and harder for girls to take…

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P System Rapscallions... Continued

Continuing Rapscallions: A. Dougster - Dull B. ime - Unoriginal C. crazyjoe -? Their carpet bombing blunted, and defused, [Sarcasm] alas and alack! [Sarcasm]

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Take It Off!

"Take it off, take it off," cries a voice from the rear "Take it off, take it off," why that's all that you hear But she's always a lady, even in pantomime, So she stops....but always just in time! …

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taking my damn time

I like to club on a game plain and I like to control the clock. So I keep to 1 drink, 2 dances and $10 in tips per hour only Am I the only one or is their others ?

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M.O.B.

Money over bitches is what I preach and practise Mother fuck does ho's I don't give a mother fuck !

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how much is to much for a drank

I love paying $1-3 for a club drank...I'm OK with $5 but not happy but I will never pay $10 for one drank and it seams that's all these bitches want to order is $10 dranks wtf ? I tell…

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Talk about horse shit news articles...

What are the startup costs of becoming a stripper? March 20, 2014 The Examiner investigated how much strippers make by visiting several Chicago land strip clubs. All had female “dancers”. Out of that article came additional interesting information about…

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yo mama jokes

You think your bad because your mama has hairy teeth

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Asain dancers in Detroit

Where is the best place to find Asian dancers in Detroit? After searching the reviews is seems like is be more likely to find a unicorn than an Asian stripper in Detroit.

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Xposed strip club manager elected to Canoga Park Neighborhood Council

http://www.dailynews.com/government-and-politics/20140319/xposed-strip-club-manager-elected-to-canoga-park-neighborhood-council I'm glad that the prejudice against strip club managers has been overcome. How long will it be until we see the first strip club manager elected President?

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Cash and Carry

"Everyone" knows you should only use cash in the club, right? Looking to club tonite, so checking my cash reserves. At a minimum I like to carry: $20 in $1's for stage tips* (jacket pocket) $50 in $5's/$10's for drinks,…

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Happy Vernal Equinox

First day of spring, gang! It's been a long, hard winter. Planning to visit the club tonight to make up for the St. Patty's day debacle.

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Not a 2 amer

What have you seen outside a club that could have been a 2 amer but wasnt. One time I saw this guy outside that was all kinds of fucked up on who knows what. Not alcohol. He was saying all kinds…

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Reading Reviews

When reading reviews what key information are you honestly looking 4 ?

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Couple friendly VIPs in New York?

My bisexual wife and I went to one strip club in Atlanta and had a great time, but we (very recently) live in New York, where everything is expensive, smaller, and seemingly not as good. I've read as many reviews…

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Full sex or Blow job ?

If you must choice for ITC sex witch is it ?

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Foreign Pussy ?

What do you guys think about foreign *born* (and preferably raised) dancers? IME; more often than not these dancers come across as chill; feminine; and a bit submissive. IME – I've also tended to get very good mileage dances from them. I mention…

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Another dancer review

I thought it had some interesting insight and some funny lines – this gal expresses herself like a guy in attitude which is kind of endearing in my PL mind. “…I heard that they had cleaned house and fired all the…

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Strip Club Etiquette: Real Advice From Real Dancers

http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/2014/03/19/strip-club-advice-memes/

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A honest review by a dancer

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=211338

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high mileage clubs near Hartford ct

I'll be in Hartford for a week on business and will be looking to unwind at a welcoming club once or twice while I'm there. just me, not entertaining anyone. Looking for high mileage LDs or PSs, with two way…

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ATF exclusive

When you're at the club with your ATF, do any of you only get dances with your ATF? I've been doing this, but at the club she works there's like 5 other hot dancers I wanna get dances with. I think…

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9 Annoying Things Strippers Do

1. Being pushy 2. Horrible perfume 3. Won't stop talking during lab dances 4. Taking forever to make it to you for a tip 5. Assuming you're buying them drinks 6. Complaining about the other girls 7. Too few moves in a lap dance 8. Talking about…

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Chicagoland

Ok so I find myself headed to the chicago area and have just one free evening. Where to go ?? And why Skybox Club O Arnies Thanks J

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Putting Backpage On Front Street

I happened to fins myself sipping coffee and wasting time on Backpage. As I perused the escort section, I saw one too many providers providing false pictures as themselves. They say that the pics are 100% real-that is…

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19Mar2014 Clubbing

Here's another night of fun. Was texting with three friends (dancers) all of them in some degree were very chatty and they kept me me occupied all night. While I was into that, I had to stop by a SC which I…

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Im Back !

So how the hell have you guys been ?

Breasts

Breasts are magnificent Breasts are spectacular Breasts stretch my lips, my grip, And vernacular Breasts are amazing Breasts are stupendous From sweet, perky A's To D's quite tremendous Breasts are a blessing Breasts are a curse They're the first thoughts you think And the last in your hearse Breasts are a pleasure Breasts are a pain I've left with a smile But also a sprain Breasts are delightful Breasts are divine I find they pair great With a glass of red wine Breasts are enchanted Breasts are hypnotic Breasts are my favorite Form of narcotic Breasts get me horny Breasts get me hard I prefer the skin smooth But I'll still lick them scarred Breasts are a weapon This I conclude Covered up well Or well out in the nude Breasts are exciting They're quite out of sight They're all that I ponder Morning and Night.

How to bag a stripper (part 2)

This is part 2 to the classic part 1. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=15662 In all seriousness, part 1 had some good points, but there were also some bad points. I wasn't nearly as experienced at bagging strippers as I am now. When I first started started strip clubbing I wasn't interested in trying to take a stripper home, I would just get dances and go home. However, I saw a lot on people on TUSCL saying bagging a stripper for free is pretty much impossible, and anyone that knows me knows I love challenges. So I challenged myself to pick up some strippers. As of now I have bagged somewhere in the neighborhood of 10-15 strippers for free. I obviously have struck out a whole…

How tuscl.net Helped me try Strip Clubs

It took me a long time to finally go to a strip club. After seeing the outside of a strip club on a family trip to San Francisco at age 15 (a stripper was standing at the outside of the club door) I have long wanted to check out a club. It became a fantasy of mine. Perhaps because of my religious upbringing, perhaps because I was nervous to be seen going to one in the conservative state of Utah, I never went. Over the years the desire faded. Then, about a year ago I drove by a strip club on the outskirts of town. I never knew it was there, but suddenly I felt like I did when I…

A Tough Topic: Sex Trafficking

Okay, I hate to do this on a site where most of us are very content just thinking about the mileage we might get the next time we're at the club…but this has been in the news lately and I just feel like there's nowhere else to post it where anyone might have a clue about this type of thing. Lately there has been a lot of talk about sex trafficking. A couple young women ended up dead, a local reporter did a big "story/expose" about underage girls and how a lot of times they are picked up in mall parking lots, gang raped, forced drugs to get them addicted, threatened, beaten, and essentially enslaved. Now, many of us…

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Duke porn star hits the stage at NYC strip club

http://nypost.com/2014/03/19/duke-porn-star-hits-new-york-strip-club/ And here she is in action. http://www.xnxx.com/video7278626/pornpros_college_teen_babes_belle_knox_and_sara_fuck_a_hard_cock

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Webcams in Strip Clubs

I'm a regular follower of the "Strip Club Hound" blog. He has come up with a gem on the above subject. Part of it deals with how strip clubs are attempting to compete with webcam actresses. Some great reading.…

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Stripper Cards

Okay i really have no idea if these exist somewhere or if it has been talked about before but , i just noticed Runukam's picture collection and it made me think of like hockey cards n baseball cards we all…

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Blind Hobbyists

Good afternoon, again. I was wondering if anybody has ever seen a blind patron insides strip club before? I've seen patrons in wheelchairs. I've seen a dead patron once-he signed with a smoking hot, platinum blonde.…

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Hooking Up For The Hook-Up

Good afternoon, compadres. I just got back from this decadent ice cream joint with some ice cream and the number to the cute, scooper girl. She's cute but she's not gorgeous. But she has ice cream.…

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If another dancer tells me not to call her babe!....

This may be a strange topic but recently i have had several girls, some of them my regular girls ask me not to call them babe for one reason or another. One is a facebook friend of mine and her…

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Prop'ing System?

What happened to the prop'ing system? It looks like if you prop someone multiple times, only the last one is left?

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Stocker Ticker RICK Forced to Sell Their Planes

Ha! Look Dougster I told you the stock is about to absolutely crater! They are so desperate for cash now that they have been forced to sell their planes http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ricks-cabaret-international-announces-sale-140000202.html It might have taken a year to get going but you should…

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An Open Letter From A Detroit Extras Girl

Interesting views from a Detroit extras dancer. http://titsandsass.com/an-open-letter-from-a-detroit-extras-girl/

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DC/Baltimore

Any recommendations from local experts?

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Houston Strip Clubs - is there actually a good reason to go to any of them that

Hi fellow PLs, I have visited Houston a few times and am here again. In the past, I have only gone to one or both of the Rankin Road clubs - St. James or Houston Dolls. Had a good…

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Low T ?

crazyjoe's thread “If you are over 40 and feel like half a man...” reminded me of something that has been on my mind a bit lately – my testosterone levels. I was listening to a pretty reputable radio health show a…

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Snip, Snip

Urologists report that the number of vasectomy procedures spike as much as 50 percent during the first weekend of the NCAA tournament. Personally, I don't want anybody messing around with my boyz.