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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Returned to the bird on a...

Returned to the bird on a Sunday evening before 6:30 so I got the daytime rate. Stuck around for shift change and then settled on Sophia a buxom Hispanic chick. Agreed to a session in…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

Name change to RUMORS. they...

Name change to RUMORS. they are ripping out the dividers/poles/columns in the sit down area and they took out one wall by the pool table. Sort of opening it up a bit.…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

Stopped in on a Monday, and...

Stopped in on a Monday, and to my surprise I didn't get charged a cover and dances were only $10. Lots of dancers. Black - White thin to thick to too thick to really be…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on...

Stopped in on Monday afternoon with a few friends as we had off due to the MLK holiday. decided to hit this place first as it is a good place to hang…

Hi Five Club

Houston, Texas

I walked in to Little Toy...

I walked in to Little Toy Club Tuesday afternoon. There was only one hostess deep into her 50’s. She was kicked back in the corner in a large soft chair change smoking Marlboros, lacking…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This club use to be amazing....

This club use to be amazing. Now I believe that management has gotten smarter and realize how much money they were losing. I went in on a Tuesday evening and I only wanted to get…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went here for a friend's bachelor...

Went here for a friend's bachelor party. Physically the club itself is very posh and comfortable. They're going for a high-end feel and nail it. The girls themselves are all very pretty; I'm guessing that…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

After hearing the agreement between the...

After hearing the agreement between the city and the clubs, I wanted to check out one of my old faves. Great news that the latex and full bottoms are gone. Nipples and g-strings…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I travel to Houston quite frequently...

I travel to Houston quite frequently with work and this club is always a stop when I am in town. Regardless of the day of the week it is mostly busy after 9 pm,…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Hot hot dancers. I chose desirre....

Hot hot dancers. I chose desirre. Oh my god. She is really hot and so pleasant to talk to. I got a topless dance- 2 for 1 for 15 dollars. She let my hands roam…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Been to hundreds of clubs in...

Been to hundreds of clubs in the US and overseas, but had never been to the infamous Flight Club. Heard so much about it. And I have to say..... I'm not a fan. Over…

Fox Haven

Cleveland, Ohio

My friend wanted to come here...

My friend wanted to come here to see a dancer that he knew, otherwise I would not have chosen to come here on my own. Its very "dirty" looking in here. Like the bar hasn't…

Magic Touch Massage

Franklinton, North Carolina

Funky on the outside and inside,...

Funky on the outside and inside, but at least there is a privacy fence for your car. You enter a tiny entry way and ring the buzzer and girl lets you into a waiting room.…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Finally made...

Finally made it to the IS after hearing about it for quite some time.. 10 dollar cover is kinda steep for a monday but there were plenty of dancers. They…

Zebra Show Bar

Canutillo, Texas

wow. well I read the reviews...

wow. well I read the reviews and thought how bad could it possibly be. it was worse, and really its too bad. the staff, management was very very friendly. the club has…

Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

Miami, Florida

I went to thus club in...

I went to thus club in the early afternoon. The vibe was good and there were 3 hot girls on shift. One black girl, on asian girl, and a white girl. All in all…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

It's been a few years since...

It's been a few years since I've been to this club. It was around the afternoon time and noticed that they repainted the parking lot. I walked inside and they had the same decent and…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

This club is a bit on...

This club is a bit on the trashy side. The girls are young and inexperienced. I wasted $25 on the worst lap dance ever. I thought a couple of the dancers were strung out..they were…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

I came to Diamond's with a...

I came to Diamond's with a boyfriend on a Saturday night. The night started off well - and got better. We had dinner in the club's steakhouse - yummy but a bit overpriced. Luckily the…

Down In Texas Saloon

Austin, Texas

I was at DITS about two...

I was at DITS about two weeks ago. It was my second time there & the first time was in November 2013, so this review is from a collective impression of the club (for lack…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

My wife and I hit this...

My wife and I hit this club on a Saturday night after a dinner at a nearby steakhouse. She likes strippers and lap dances, and I like that she likes strippers and lap dances.…

Jaguars Gold Club

Edinburg, Texas

Went on a Thursday night got...

Went on a Thursday night got there around 9. The hours are from 5 PM to 5 AM usually. The place is all nude so it is BYOB. It is a $20 cover and they…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

St James on Thursday night. Got...

St James on Thursday night. Got there about 9:00 & paid a $15.00 cover. The place was reasonably busy with a number of customers and girls. Eventually a Guatemalan girl named P...... came up to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Arrived at 530PM and stuck around...

Arrived at 530PM and stuck around through the 2nd shift, leaving at about 9:30PM Overall, the general talent is above average, ranging from 6-9 in terms of body and face. This was my first time…

Divas Bikini Sports Bar and Grill

Houston, Texas

I arrived around 11 pm during...

I arrived around 11 pm during a bachelor party.Pulled into the parking lot with a buddy of mine. Lot was fairly empty and it was raining so the valet attendant was nowhere to be seen.…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Went on Tuesday afternoon between 12-2pm....

Went on Tuesday afternoon between 12-2pm. Surprised to see a lot of people start to come in. Probably about 10 other people. The dancers came in and were in the back getting ready. Was about…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time I went to DejaVu...

First time I went to DejaVu they were full nude but now the are just topless and the free entry for out of towners is gone now. They bring in feature dancers and have decent…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Went to this place for the...

Went to this place for the first time couple weeks ago. Its not bad, its a little small and gets crowded on a weekend night. Of cause the drinks are over priced and so is…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Seattle's newest club is brimming with...

Seattle's newest club is brimming with potential. It has a layout reminiscent of the old Ricks on Lake City Way. (Not to be confused with the new Dreamgirls at the same location.) Located in Seattle's…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

I have really only been to...

I have really only been to a gentlemen's club maybe once, but this was definitely a fun experience. My friends and I came on a Monday in the late afternoon. It wasn't crowded, but we…

Risqué

Tampa, Florida

Just visit Tampa in Jan 2104....

Just visit Tampa in Jan 2104. Alibi is now know as Ponytails. It has an upgraded decor and is a great laid back club. It is clean, safe, and with easy parking out…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

ok when I had noticed the...

ok when I had noticed the sign outside LEGENDS I was wondering what this place is maybe its a place that has celebrity impersonators related to texas such as Buddy Holly ZZTOP (hey their from…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

2nd time to this club, first...

2nd time to this club, first time was about a year ago, I was shocked the same girl was still there (Luna) -she doesn't speak English, but gives good lap. Now, if you are…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Very unique place. Girls get nude...

Very unique place. Girls get nude on stage and all take turns dancing on stage, however seems some girls stay busy with the lap dance rooms, mostly the hottest ones. There are two options when…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

I don't get to clubs often...

I don't get to clubs often anymore, but my visit to Penthouse on Monday reminded me why I always enjoy the day shift girls so much more than the night. Granted, there were only 3…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

Hadn't been here in a while,...

Hadn't been here in a while, so ventured over on an airport run. Nice enough place, but is usually very low-key. Didn't expect much, knowing past, but was pleasantly surprised there were 10-12 dancers there…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Wife and I went there to...

Wife and I went there to have some fun. We were told on entering that women were not allowed to get lap dances and could not go to the private areas. We ordered a few…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This was ma first visit here...

This was ma first visit here and the club is located in a safe area, plenty of kights in the parking lot and easy parking. Valet is available. I went in around 9 and there…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Stopped by Main Stage after 12...

Stopped by Main Stage after 12 on a Saturday night. Valet charged $5 to park your car or gave a choice if I wanted to park which i like to do. Entrance fee was $10.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have stopped in a couple...

I have stopped in a couple of times recently, both times around 6:00 PM or so. Reviewers who state this place doesn't quite know what it wants to be, a strip club or a sports…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

I've visited this club many times...

I've visited this club many times over the years. Always a good time with plenty of girls to chose from. Many different body types, races, fake versus natural tits. Love the fact that there are…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

By far the best place in...

By far the best place in Chicagoland, the biggest problem is that it's a good 40 minute drive (without traffic) from downtown.The club is beautiful and while Ford Heights is a nasty ghetto of a…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

I was in Western PA and...

I was in Western PA and decided to try another club reviewed on TUSCL to get my opinion on it. I arrived shortly after 10PM. It needs to be said that this club is south…

Sam's Hideaway

Fairlawn, Ohio

Last time here was after work...

Last time here was after work about 5pm only two dancers. This time thought I would check out the scene later about 9pm. Not much better four dancers. One young AA two young petite cuties…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This remains one of my all...

This remains one of my all time favorite clubs to visit. I went on a Saturday night around 11 pm and it was packed with both patrons and dancers. The snack bar as I like…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This place is the most well-laid...

This place is the most well-laid out strip club I have ever visited. I have been to strip clubs in New York, California, Pennsylvania, Michigan, parts of Canada and all over Florida. The size of…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to this particular club. It was definitely very clean and seemed pretty upscale, especially compared to many other clubs in this city. I went around lunch time so there weren't…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

This was my second time stopping...

This was my second time stopping by Goldmembers, and I was a bit dissapointed this time around. After paying the $10 cover (even with the free coupon, you pay a cover after 7pm), and buying…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

I have not been to Akron...

I have not been to Akron for about five years now. An op came up on 1/10 & I jumped for it. I was really looking forward to giving my favorite Francois' some business since…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Start off the review just saying...

Start off the review just saying that this is the number 1 club in the Poconos!!! Went for a bachelor party last Saturday night and definitely had an amazing time with my friends.…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Stopped by Platinum Plus on a...

Stopped by Platinum Plus on a Sunday night a couple of weeks ago after a Bengals game. I try to make it up to Lexington at least once or twice a year, and this was…

The Palace

Altoona, Pennsylvania

very interesting club, arrived late on...

very interesting club, arrived late on a saturday night, they had tv's but htere was a big NFL game on and they were unaware and didnt get the channel, no biggy i am there for…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

I have reviewed this club before...

I have reviewed this club before but because things sometimes change rapidly in this industry I thought I would review it again. First, I wish this club was closer to my home. It is…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

I dont know how to rate...

I dont know how to rate this as it was one of the weirdest experiences at a strip club ever. I walked in at 9pm on a saturday night (in a college town), and…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

This is a nice club, one...

This is a nice club, one of the only legit nice ones in the area except for Penthouse. The girls are very nice to look at and very friendly. Drink prices are average for a…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

MY FIRST REVIEW! I stopped by...

MY FIRST REVIEW! I stopped by this club to kill time between meetings in the afternoon. The place is verynice, open, and well lit. I sat down in a booth sort of away from the…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Stopped in here last friday afternoon...

Stopped in here last friday afternoon on my way home.I have to say the dancers were very nice and good looking, a couple 8's and the rest were 5-6's. One of the better looking dancers(i…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Stopped in on a business trip....

Stopped in on a business trip. The inside of this place is very nice and new. The location is in a parking lot strip mall right near a Chinese rest. I found a girl who…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

The location is the same as...

The location is the same as everyone has said, looks like an old gas station,very dark and smokey inside. the stage area is not lit enough and is a bit too dim to even see…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I am in Cocoa Beach for...

I am in Cocoa Beach for my annual winter getaway. Have already made three trips to Inner Room...all in the afternoon or early evening (I like the no cover and free shot of Crown).…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in years but thought I'd share my input on this Pocono pussy palace. What's solid about this place is the quality of sultry sluts. Plenty of 8s and 9s abound…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Unfortunately when I arrived at the...

Unfortunately when I arrived at the club, it was closed, a lot of wooden horses all around the parking lot and Tyvek was being put up on the outside walls meaning, hopefully, it will reopen…

Club Hot Ash

Pearl City, Hawaii

A ex-dancer turned owner reopened the...

A ex-dancer turned owner reopened the old Electros club after it closed down and was heart broken that it did that she bought the place and named it HOT ASH, since then so many hot…

Wild Wild Joker

Charleston, South Carolina

This club is great , it...

This club is great , it has a speakeasy feel with hot women. The stage is the focal point of the room and demands attention when the ladies preform. The music is good too a…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Dancer Info: Darkish red hair, extremely tight...

Dancer Info: Darkish red hair, extremely tight body, pierced nipples, white around 25-28 I generally do not go to the Colorado Club, but decided to on a whim. Arrived around 10:30pm and she approached my table within…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Great Club..So we went around 7pm...

Great Club..So we went around 7pm that's funny a strip club at 7pm but we had been here before at 11pm and it was great..The girls are not pushy and they actually do tricks on…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited in Saturday first time. Parking...

Visited in Saturday first time. Parking was almost full. Paid the cover and grabbed a seat in front of the stage. I expected good hot girls on Saturday. But disappointed. Wednesdays are the best. I…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

I've been here before. The pros...

I've been here before. The pros are it has the best looking dancers in the area, the cons are it is ridiculously expensive (in terms of the tips expected). $11 to get in, so print a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

WEnt to this place during the...

WEnt to this place during the early evening. There is no cover during the day, but the most annoying thing about Hollyowwd is he drink hustle . I tend to buy just a soda…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Decided to stop by to see...

Decided to stop by to see if my favs were there, and I was happy to see that they were. The girls seem to outnumber the patrons on this visit, which I was pleased about.…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Stopped by on my way home...

Stopped by on my way home from work. This is the first time I've been since the rule changes regarding topless dances. It definitely makes it a lot more fun if you are just looking…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

This is an extremely friendly and...

This is an extremely friendly and inviting club in my experience. There is a main stage and a secondary stage and pole I have never seen used. The dancers do 8-10 minute sets…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

The front room is a good...

The front room is a good place to hang out before going into the loud dancing siting area. The ATM seams to not work most of the time I have gone Bring your money…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

Oh dear oh dear ohdearohdearohdear. This...

Oh dear oh dear ohdearohdearohdear. This is not the place for me. Cover is only $5 with military I'd, so that's nice. Drinks are ok. Lots of dance specials, both in scheduled nights and at…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I rolled in a little after...

I rolled in a little after they opened, and unlike previous visits, this was not a positive experience. The girls were mostly okay, but there were a few exceptions (and one who made me wanna…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

After having a less than stellar...

After having a less than stellar time in another part of the city, I chose to find another place to... release my pent up energy from the other place. Luckily, Spearmint Rhino didn't disappoint. Downsides,…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I'm in Tampa fairly often on...

I'm in Tampa fairly often on business. I've done Mons and 2001, but honestly, neither of them really whet my whistle. So on my last trip, when I got stuck staying in a shitty hotel…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Wednesday all day two for one...

Wednesday all day two for one dances. 5 for 100 nude, but can also get 2 for 40 and 3 for 60. The spectrum of girls is huge, good variety in race from white, Latinas…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

The club has a friendly atmosphere...

The club has a friendly atmosphere with several types of girls to choose from. The private room was amazing for me, and had a great time. cover charge was kind of steep, and so were…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

I stopped by here the other...

I stopped by here the other night. They have nice well lit parking lot with lots of space. The cover was 15 and 5 for a water, plus 1 dollar tip for the…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

This is a typical corporate club...

This is a typical corporate club but has some unique features that can make it worth the trip. I have visited several times in the last 6 months at different times of day. For the…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

I went to this club right...

I went to this club right after the agreement with Houston to allow the clubs to go topless and get rid of the pasties. The club had one main stage and a tiny stage…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Down in Miami area on business...

Down in Miami area on business and looked up old college buddy now living in the area. After catching having a few drinks, dinner and catching up decided we need some additional entertainment and headed…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

This was my first visit in...

This was my first visit in any Gentlemen club in MA and I would say it was impressive. I was bored alone during long weekend, so decided to try this place for few drinks and…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

I went to the Sunset Strip...

I went to the Sunset Strip on a Friday Night. The best looking dancer there had a massive C-section scar. Next in the order of merit was a dancer who looked like an…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

this was my second time going...

this was my second time going to Rubys but this will be my first review. The club itself is not that bad. It is kind of old but not run down, I have seen worse.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I was there on a recent...

I was there on a recent early weekday afternoon. Parking lot and club were more full than I expected but fewer girls. A fav of mine was there and I had a few quick…

The Perfect Balance

We all have varying degrees of strip club experience. Some of us have been in clubs since we were 18. Some only go occasionally, some go every weekend, and some have a cot in the back and just have the girls bring us food from the buffet occasionally. Whatever your various levels of experience, I can promise that there is one thing that is different for all of us. And that is what we consider the perfect balance. Life in general is all about balance, and strip clubs are an amalgamation of life in on a much smaller scale. We balance work and play. We balance getting money and spending money. But in the strip club, balance can be the difference…

First Day Working as a Stripper

After frequenting strip clubs, seeing the beautiful girls (and some not so beautiful), and spending a decent amount of money on lap dances, I began to wonder what it was like. What it was like to go home with in just one day what I usually make in two weeks. Or even more. It wasn't really a simple decision, I had thought about it, read about it. I gave it about 6 months of telling myself I wanted to try it before I actually did. So once I had decided to try it, I took to the internet to find out which club I wanted to work at and how I would go about being hired. I flooded my brain…

Tijuana, Don't Do Me Like That

This is the third and likely final installment of my Tijuana adventures -- the writing of it I mean, not the doing of it! I returned to the Zona Norte last weekend and, as usual, am happy to report my experiences. This time, I drove my car from Arizona, parked on the American side of the border and then walked across into TJ with an overnight duffel bag. I arrived at about 3:30pm on a Saturday afternoon and checked into Las Cascadas Hotel, which is directly above the Hong Kong Club. They've recently raised their prices, so the cost was $110 total for the Sat / Sun nights, which is pricey for the Zona, but still very convenient for pounding…

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Prescription Drug Abuse

The United States of America doesn't have a firearm problem, we have a prescription drug problem. Every single one of these school/public shooters was on some form of prescription drug. Our nation is over medicated.

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amo el bieber de Justin

amo el bieber de amo el bieber de Justin

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strippers as club "employees"

several clubs in ATL have been sued lately by dancers over the idea of whether they are independent contractors or actual employees. this comes down to a fight over the dancer fees vs. wages and benefits. what do…

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To touch or to be touched?

Obviously we all like two way mutual touching, but do you prefer the dancer touching you or you touching the dancer during a lap dance? With me I prefer the dancing doing the touching. There are times when some dancers will…

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Another metro Atlanta strip club sued for dancer wages

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/another-metro-atlanta-strip-club-sued-for-dancer-w/ncwhC/

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Bean Soup

Why do they call it 239 bean soup? If it had one more it would be too farty

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Is it too late to change careers?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-spends-75k-miami-strip-club-report-article-1.1586455

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Purdue University shooting

Alright Alucard, go ahead. Ban all guns and repeal the 2nd right?

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Molly

Who else on tuscl does that Molly ?

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Saving for the SC

I know most gents have their own bank account,but for those who have joint accounts, how do you set aside "fun money". I know one dude who always buys the groceries, and takes an extra twenty or so with cash…

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MLK - Sorry It's A Day Late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T_8MOwGcJ2A This is NSFW and is so offensive no one should watch it. But you'll laugh you're ass off!

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Jessica Chastain bewbs

I hesitate to post this, given the harsh reception o' Alexandra Daddario's groovy groovy scene, but as a redhead fan I have to: faptuary.net/wp/tag/jessicachastain/ Now I would have loved to see some ginger minge on screen, but nice pale boobies are OK…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Had some free time and decided...

Had some free time and decided to drop in and check out the dirty bird during the day. Got in free with the coupon but it was 10 for the soft drink. It…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Went here with a bachelor party...

Went here with a bachelor party after a night of drinking going to a few different bars. There was a long wait. After we got inside we tried to get the attention of any dancer…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Visited on a Monday just before...

Visited on a Monday just before 6pm. Haven't been here in about six months. Limited parking directly in front of the club, but plenty of parking in large lot across the side street and also…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Went to Chantilly lace and saw...

Went to Chantilly lace and saw lexi, she is no longer there according to the schedule. Paid for a half hour and went back to the very back room. The service is well…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a five day convention, and I will admit I've never been to a strip club before. So on a childish whim, I found myself in Deju vu late one night.…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

This has to be the most...

This has to be the most underrated club on TUSCL. Very attractive dancers with great attitudes. Maybe not 9s and 10s but a lot of 7s and 8s in the looks department. You get the…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My regular spot was a little...

My regular spot was a little dead so I took the opportunity to venture South to Lou Turks. They've done a lot with the place,its definitely upgraded since the last time i was here in…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Haven't been here in a while,...

Haven't been here in a while, but it seems like nothing has really changed. $10 cover charge on weekends, and dances are $30 a song. Went by myself, and the club was packed…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

This looks like a big club...

This looks like a big club from the outside, but inside it feels much smaller. There's a small stage with room for maybe a dozen guys. After paying the $15 to go in, I chose…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Glad I made the trip out...

Glad I made the trip out here after the recommendation of a restaurant waiter (of all people). I was furloughed in New Orleans while waiting to go offshore, so I had some time to kill…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

This place is quickly becoming one...

This place is quickly becoming one of my favorite stripclubs in DFW. All of Jan there is no cover. From Thurs to Sat the VIP upstairs is open from what I've been told. VIP is…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Visited on a saturday with friends....

Visited on a saturday with friends. This place has never been for mileage but the tip rail is usually pretty good. Lots of attractive girls with fancy polework. There were a wide range of girls…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Crazy Horse III is exactly what...

Crazy Horse III is exactly what you would expect in Vegas. Nice club, a few stages, a few bars and LOTS of hot dancers. Of course, for every hot dancer, there are a…

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Fayetteville, NC question

Does anyone know if any/which clubs in Fayetteville, NC allow out-of-town dancers to dance only on the few busiest days after military paydays?

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Refinement to My Previous System

High everyone. Me again. I came up with a refinement to my previous system. As a reminder my previous system was: - Wake up early in the morning - piss in your own corn flakes, so you'll be pissed off the…

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Male grooming

So you're planning to visit a strip club known for extras, specifically BJs. How much personal grooming do you do? Choices: 1. Bald as a baby 2. Neatly trimmed to 1/4" or so 3. Full bush 4. Other I…

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OT: HBO's "True Detective"/Alexandra Daddario

I'll generally give just about any show on HBO a chance simply because they have produced so much amazing stuff. That said I wasn't blown away by the first two episodes except for about 15 minutes in when Alexandra Daddario,…

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Stripper License

Which strip club in Toronto/Mississauga does not require a license to work in ?

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Hairless vaginas are a public health hazard

The Brazilian wax has been on its way out for a while. But what may be its final death throe comes, according to the Atlantic Wire, in the form of unshaved mannequins on display at American Apparel. Feminists and women who…

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Use your TUSCL memes!

Yesterday, we saw the introduction of something that could grow into the next TUSCL meme. Perhaps this fine holiday morning would be a time to see how this new meme could play out.

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Special clothes for the club

Am I the only one who has a special set of clothes for the club? I wear a change of clothes for 2 reasons: 1. So I dont go home smelling like smoke 2. So I…

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Seattle's Original Sherman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSEUBhe2jQs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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MLK Day - 2014

Today is the 28th year of observance of this type of floating Monday Holiday as established by the "Uniform Monday Holiday Act". The Holiday, honoring Martin Luther King Jr was 1st observed in 1986 after President Reagan signed it into…

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How often do you get your clothes custom/tailored?

Me myself, being at the height of 6'4" with a waist size of 32" and an inseam of 38" (81.28x96.52cm), I pretty much get all my clothes tailored except the casual tops (that is USUALLY polo shirts)...but then again I…

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*** SLAM DUNKED THOSE FORTY WHINERS ***

Seahawks to the SuperBowl, baby!

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Drinks are on me boys

You find yourselves at PP Cola,I'm buying.Alucard,I'll even fly you in,one way.

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OT:Chilli

So, I was supposed to have my chilli ready by the 49ers@Seahawks game kick-off but I didn't. It still needs to become a little more Chillified. It's getting there. Anybody make their own chilli? One of…

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Undecided

Little Debbie or Swiss Miss Whichever do you want, Discuss

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Dump cake

Has anyone ever tried them?

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The Age Old Debate

When it comes to strip clubs, would you rather spend more on beauty but receive less benefits, or spend the same or less on less beauty but with more benefits? This is obviously a question of relevance and those…

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Security Cameras

I am by no means a regular SC attendee, but on the occasion that I do go, I at least consider the possibility of buying a lapdance or two. The clubs I am referring to are Beansnappers, Sapphires Lounge and Stars…

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Alternative/burn phones and numbers

For those of you who do *not* use a burn phone, or a service such as Google Voice, to communicate with dancers, escorts, etc, why not? Is it just that you didn't know such things were available, or some other reason?

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Join me in an Epic Quest and Battles !

Friend, will you join me? Download Legends at War and add me! My friend ID is: 523 - 069 - 064. I'm GrapeDrank69 on this game...join me and our guild

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Negative Props?

Of course it was juice who received the most positive props (many his own) but I wonder who here on TUSCL has received the most negative ones? Hmmmmmm?

Never forget. It is all about the MONEY

I am one of those guys that would rather come into a club and spend all my time with one or two of my favorite dancers than see a bunch of different girls each visit. I like when they run over to me when I walk in the door and seem happy to see me. I try to always treat them well and enjoy getting to know them and sharing what is going on in their lives and mine. I am typically drawn to someone in their late 20's - mid 30's who is friendly and easy to talk to. My favorites are attractive, but normally not one of the hottest girls in the club. Personality is more important to me…

Disney, Me, and OTC

It's funny how things turn out in life. How all you need is a catalyst to get the wheels of fate turning. One thing leads to the other which in turn leads another. I had a situation happen the other day that was charged full of psychic repercussions. Here's my story. My supervisor gave me tickets to Disneyland the other day. Along with these tickets came free parking and front of the line passes. He had no want not need of the tickets. He asked me if I could use them and I was like, of course I could use them. On my way home from work I was figuring out just how I was going…

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The Last Boy Scout

I was cruising through the boob tube looking for boobies when I came across this movie. Jesus, Joseph, and Mary! Halle Berry is banging. I'd love to have her get me in VIP. Here's a clip…

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OT: Porn reality show idea

2000 guys pay $5 to be in a sex lottery for a porn actress. But the actress can turn down the guy who wins. He gets his $5 back, out of the actress's share of the money.…

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Soylent Green...?

A Vision of our Environmental & Ecological & Social Future? Who knows...? Just re-watched the film.

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Would you ever get a stripper a job where you work?

A current stripper friend of mine wants me to get her a job where I work. She wants a regular job and wants to still dance on the weekends she says. If i get her the job it doesn't mean…

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OT: Cool F15 dog fight over Kadena AFB, Okinawa, Japan or you can go read about

http://player.vimeo.com/video/40935850

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Perfect set up except...

I know two dancers very well. I have been to VIP with both of them separately numerous times. One with no kids broke up with her BF several months ago and moved in with the other and her BF. Also…

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Lonely Middle Aged Women

Okay, going deep here on TUSCL. I was basking in a warm after glow of a successful AMP visit contemplating how nice it is to have multiple options for fine female companionship. These options are available to me…

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Escorts way cheaper than the strip club

That is all I have to say. But I prefer the club, I like to put in a little work. Calling an escort normally just requires a call. But to have a really good time at the…

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How to make athentic souther purple drank aka Lean

For all you dumb muthafuckaz I'ma break it down illa" So today we're going to learn how to make authentic purple drank, lean, sizzurp. Lean is an fairly popular drink popularized in Houston, Texas. (Especially amongst DJ Screw fans). It is…

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Just how wet was that pussy.

I am bewildered by the wetness or dryness of pussy. Are some women just naturally wet from the get go and others have to be warmed up? I have touched some stripper pussy that was soaking wet at my touch…

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Codeine Cups

Purple, purple ,purple let's drunk up and stay trippa mane

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Ever regret giving a stripper your number?

I went to another club last weekend other than my regular Rick's cabaret here in town. and get dances from a stripper who I'd seen once before and she offered her number so I would know when she was working.…

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Drunk/High/Stoned Strippers

I always thought that drunk/stoned/high strippers would be more fun, or more into giving more for less, but instead I find them annoying, argumentative, and aggressive. What do you think?

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Fire your Gun on a Bus, Run into a Strip Club

Man unintentionally fires his gun on a public bus, and then he and his girlfriend run into a strip club to hide. Makes sense to me. http://www.kptv.com/story/24484553/trimet-bus-gunfire-leads-police-to-detain-man-at-strip-club

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Hung Like a Duck

Did you know that almost all birds lack a penis? (including the bald eagle) But our friend the duck has a might impressive schlong. Although, he's a grower not a shower. The penis is hidden inside a sac and when it's…

Japanese Confessions of an International Strip Club Monger

The old Beach Boys song “California Girls” comes to mind, although California girls are not my favorite, in that I have mongered in many states in the United States and more than a few countries. My most excursion was to Japan. This was my first trip to Tokyo and most likely my only trip. I won't bore you with the travel details, the long flight, the language barrier, or how nice the locals are. It is a hell of a long flight, the public transportation system in Tokyo is excellent but extremely condensed. The Tokyo travel culture does not understand “private space”. The locals are extremely polite but English is not their second language. If you go prepare yourself for…

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Unusual Stripper Names

Here are a few I've heard that I don't hear everyday: Chocolate Thunder Naughty Magic Hypnotic

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anyone else dislike $2 bills?

I am not a fan of how they always give me $2 bills at some clubs. Even if I ask them not to give them to me sometimes they'll say they have to. It's like they are trying…

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The Naked Bachelor

Do you bring your duck call or your goose call to the club?

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Best way to reject dancers I don't want dances from?

Guys like different types of girls, Some like big tits, some like big asses,some like blondes. I have heard of guys telling a girl asking for a dance no thanks, that he wants a blonde. And that's…

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Vomit

Some times before I get a dance from a 8,9 or 10 I get so nervous I vomit. Is this normal ?

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Ducks vs. Geese

Props to Papi for posting this article a couple months ago: http://www.theonion.com/articles/ducks-only-interested-in-mans-bread,4761/ https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=26306 My SC buddies (and the girls that SC with us) laughed pretty hard. The men more so. But I've noticed that not all the dancers are "ducks" who love you when…

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Porn production moves to Vegas after condom law

Lee Roy Myers has everything you'd expect to find in the nation's porn capital in Southern California: sets of a classroom, hospital room, locker room and a bedroom, as well as a list of porn stars waiting to perform. But…

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There is no tomorrow.

Ever go to a strip club and party like there is no tomorrow. I did yesterday. I was supposed to be recuperating from surgery at this time so I went to the club yesterday to get my fill. I got…

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jokes

Did you hear about the gay guy that is on the patch? He is down to 4 butts a day. Did you hear about the gay sitcom? Leave it, its beaver What are the rules of gay poker? Queens are wild and straights…

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The Secret Life of a PL

In my local daily newspaper this morning was a front page headline about a former stripper who now owns seven drive-up bikini coffee stands. (They're plentiful here in the Puget Sound Region.) She's in jail now and she's…

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Two Girl Lap Dances

So, I've got two girls at a club I go to that give me great dances individually. It just so happens that these two girls are friends also. I've never done a two girl lap dance before, but I'm thinking…

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Nudity

Of course we all expect that when we pay the money for a Champagne Room that the dancer will be totally nude, but how many of you remove clothing and how much when you're in private with a dancer?…

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0 for 5

Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look but not touch. Well, halfway through January…

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Bag Boy James pics

Bag Boy James has pics of everything!. He had pics of his hot lady friends. He has pics of his humble home. He has pics of his mopeds. He has pics of his southern flags. He has a pic of…

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Urban vs. Rural - SCs And Life

It has dawned on me after a few years in this hobby that I have yet to meet a down-home, farm girl stripper. I have taken three different dancers to my farm for fun. For each one of them it…

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Hunch

Frankie was vanishingly small down there, no hope of filling Annette's cavernous love canal. Discuss.

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Phoenix Best Nude Strip Club?

I'm here again for the weekend. what you guys recommend in Phoenix for a full nude club. And with private rooms. Let me know and it's for tonight.

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Who's Next?

If you believe in the old saying about famous deaths comes in threes, the who is next? Today, actors from two iconic sitcoms passed away. Russell Johnson - The Professor from Gilligan's Island And Dave Madden - the agent on The Partridge Family Damn.…

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Blank_Space ?

What happen to this jolly gentleman ?

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Finding out if she does OTC

So I've recently hit it off with this stripper, there is mutual attraction, we are going to the movies tomorrow blah blah blah. She works at a air dance club, so I know extras aren't happening ITC, but I want…

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How do I change my profile name ?

Anyone?

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Nutin but Big Faces

When i club Gucci all I got is big faces ! I don't ask for change and I don't make change cuz all I toss is dem big Faces !

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I've seen the light!

My new religion is... http://www.egotastic.com/2014/01/worship-kanye-west-in-yeezianity/ I've learned eternal truths like "you can make a lot of scratch and still be a fuckin' nutjob" and "don't matter how rich the bitch is you always gots ta get a prenup". I think Gucci_Mane should

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Which Juice alias would you be...

...if you could be a Juice alias IRL?

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bitmap image

When TUSCL lost all of our photos a short time ago one of my photos was a bitmap image. I used a scanner to get in onto my computer. Now I try to upload it again to "my photos", it…

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out da jail

I'm out day jail house and I've got my swollen on...I'm ready for some stripping clubbing

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i will mKe it rain 50'$

Soonish hustler!

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Ass holes

43 W Beaver St Jacksonville, Florida  32254  January 15, 2014  Thursday Evening  6-10 Dancers  Value Atmosphere  Overall I was in Jacksonville Florida on business. You know it's a wonderful thing to wake up in the morning and know not only are you going to get your dick sucked by a beautiful woman,…

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Bro Code

I was at a club once when a buddy of mine declared the Bro Code, I couldn't get dances from his babe and he wouldn't with mine. Since there were only two babes in the club I could only laugh,…

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I Hope That Y'all Are Happy

Love the way that Megyn Kelly goes after Democrats. Will she do the same when America needs the truth. When did Megyn Kelly get so tough?

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[OT] Sherlock holmes is *not* a sociopath

Just an interesting, to me, article. http://io9.com/5933869/stop-calling-sherlock-a-sociopath-thanks-a-psychologist

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Every woman: Life as a truck-stop stripper

Everyone knows what charming places strip clubs can be, but perhaps there is no club so charming as one in Moriarty, New Mexico—a truck stop with taxidermy and the bras of former employees on the walls, a few poles, a…

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ATF retiring

If your ATF was retiring would you do anything special or spend more then usual on the last time you see her?

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Favorite Fantasy/Sci-Fi Artist

Here is a quick list of my favorite Fantasy/Sci-Fi artists- 1. Larry Elmore(Of TSR fame) 2. Boris Vallego 3. Brom(Also if TSR fame & beyond) Honorable mentions go to HR Geiger & Hieronymus Bosch.

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Extras in Charlotte

Fellas, I'm in Charlotte for the night and looking for the best club for extras. Help a brotha out?

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Your first fave?

This question is mainly for the oldsters. I was going to say with 40+ years of clubbing, then figured that might be sc and myself. So let's say over 15 years. When you first started clubbing, how long was it before…

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For the LA members - bustiest club?

I'm a definitely a boob guy when it comes to my strip club enjoyment. Real is best but well done enhanced also gets the job done for me. Anyone have any suggestions about where the most well endowed…

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Define "regular".

The article on being a regular made me wonder what you mean when (and if) you call yourself a regular. Do you use the strict definition of the word, i.e. once per year would meet the definition, or something…

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Boobies

Do you ever think we will see a dancer with a single or double mastectomy? What would you think about that?

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If you always wanted a giant bronze middle finger statue, you lost your chance

It appears that Alan Markovitz's bronze middle finger statue sold on eBay. http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/01/middle-finger_statue_erected_b.html

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Do you have Pets?

Other than special dancers LOL I have two mixed breed 10 yr old cats. A Gray male named Elmo & a Black female named Mary. They are two wonderful cats. I don't like dogs. Cats are easier to take care of…