Despite living in FL all my...

Despite living in FL all my life, I had never been to a South Florida strip club. Was in Miami recently, and decided I had to go check it out. I was staying in Bal Harbour, so Dean's Gold was the shortest drive. I had no idea what to expect. When I parked my car and saw Porsches in the parking lot, I realized no amount of cash was going to impress any of the girls in DG. About the girls - can't say enough. All 10s, getting completely naked and there's alcohol being served, a real triple threat (emphasis on the threat). I've been to clubs that serve alcohol before (usually not full nude), but something about Miami brings out the hustle in these girls. If they sit down with you, you will be expected to buy a drink. 5 minutes after parking my car, I've dropped $10 for cover, $5 for self parking (a BS fee), $8 for a beer, and $12 for a shot. $35 gone, and I'm getting pressured to drop another $40-60 on a dance. That constant push annoyed me, but it didn't stop me from having an amazing time at DG. Apparently in Miami, it's understood that everything is on the menu if you shell out for VIP. If you have money to burn, some of the world's most beautiful women will give you an unforgettable night. I already have friends talking about making a road trip from Gainesville (5 hours away) just because of the stories I told them.