Stripper Cards
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Okay i really have no idea if these exist somewhere or if it has been talked about before but , i just noticed Runukam's picture collection and it made me think of like hockey cards n baseball cards we all had when we were kids .. Was thinking how fun it would be to have Player cards of our favorite strippers .. Could have fun stats or rankings on them pics of them in and outta their stage wear :-) okay maybe its just me being sleep deprived but it worked in my head
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If some of my fellow TUSCLers would post pics of strippers they knew, I'd be willing the repost the pics I had up before, and we could do a competition of who is the hottest stripper out of all the pics everyone posts.
It would be fun if there were such a thing as "stripper cards." However, I doubt that very many dancers would ever consider it. Just as most dancers don't want there photos on their clubs' websites, I don't see them consenting to trading cards either. For now, we'll just have to settle for the few dancers we know that are featured on club websites and Facebook pages.
I thought there was a real baseball card once, where they would ask baseball questions and one of them once was "How long is the pitcher's rubber?"
I think it's funny, because it's a very male show-off thing. Like, "look at how hot my girlfriend is." Only in this case it's "look at how hot the girl I pay to hang with/blow/fuck me is!"
I also think it'd be interesting to see how hot my ATF is versus other faves, and it would also shed some light on how people's scales are calibrated. Like "oh, that's what he thinks an 8 is? That's a 6 in my book." Or vice versa.
Anyway, at the end of the day I'm not going to post her pics because I know she has visited this site and if she found out I'm pretty sure she wouldn't approve.
Some were pretty gross. I shudder to think was some Garbage Stripper Cards would look like. Can you imagine "Cum Dumpster Candee"?
OR--"That card is no good. The stats are out of date. She gives only two blow jobs a month, when the rent is due."
Not exactly strippers, but I don't think anyone would complain.
Someone will eventually do it and earn a gazillion.
Stripper cards will eventually get accepted like other cards.