Stripper Cards

CB42DDD
Okay i really have no idea if these exist somewhere or if it has been talked about before but , i just noticed Runukam's picture collection and it made me think of like hockey cards n baseball cards we all had when we were kids .. Was thinking how fun it would be to have Player cards of our favorite strippers .. Could have fun stats or rankings on them pics of them in and outta their stage wear :-) okay maybe its just me being sleep deprived but it worked in my head

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Clackport
11 years ago
Sounds like a cool idea, I used to have a whole bunch of pics of strippers I knew on here, but I took them down because I was worried one of them might have a TUSCL account and see it lol. Now I just have pics of models, video vixens and a couple of pornstars on here.

If some of my fellow TUSCLers would post pics of strippers they knew, I'd be willing the repost the pics I had up before, and we could do a competition of who is the hottest stripper out of all the pics everyone posts.
toysales
11 years ago
I met a dancer that would sell a topless pic to you for $10 or panties for $20. She also gave coupons for buy 5 lapdances get the 6th one free. She even had three drinks named after her. The drinks were $10 and she made $2 for every drink she sold. This girl was serious about making money.
CB42DDD
11 years ago
Ps Ranukam so sorry for spelling your name wrong oopsie
Clackport
11 years ago
^^^No problem, it ain't exactly the easiest thing to spell.
Club_Goer_Seattle
11 years ago
I was an avid baseball card collector in my youth. (I still have my Topps cards from 1959-63.)

It would be fun if there were such a thing as "stripper cards." However, I doubt that very many dancers would ever consider it. Just as most dancers don't want there photos on their clubs' websites, I don't see them consenting to trading cards either. For now, we'll just have to settle for the few dancers we know that are featured on club websites and Facebook pages.

SuperDude
11 years ago
Ahh, but what kind of stats would be on the back of the card? Extras available, price structure, main club, OTC rates, lawyer's telephone number.
knightwish
11 years ago
Myfreecam girls have done a deck a few times.
mikeya02
11 years ago
I wish I would have kept my Jenna Jameson rookie card
crazyjoe
11 years ago
Lol
crazyjoe
11 years ago
I have some hooters cards
crazyjoe
11 years ago
I know some of the girls on them
DandyDan
11 years ago
One of the regular bars in my town, before they decided to change formats, thought it would be a good idea to have cards of the bartenders, which ended up being a stupid idea when most of the bartenders quit. I can't see stripper cards working out at all. I can only imagine what some stats would be, like number of times they pulled some girls top off onstage or number of times BJTC performed.

I thought there was a real baseball card once, where they would ask baseball questions and one of them once was "How long is the pitcher's rubber?"
ReadyPayerOne
11 years ago
Ranukam, I'll admit I'd love to post pics of my ATF and see pics of other users' faves.

I think it's funny, because it's a very male show-off thing. Like, "look at how hot my girlfriend is." Only in this case it's "look at how hot the girl I pay to hang with/blow/fuck me is!"

I also think it'd be interesting to see how hot my ATF is versus other faves, and it would also shed some light on how people's scales are calibrated. Like "oh, that's what he thinks an 8 is? That's a 6 in my book." Or vice versa.

Anyway, at the end of the day I'm not going to post her pics because I know she has visited this site and if she found out I'm pretty sure she wouldn't approve.
ReadyPayerOne
11 years ago
And FWIW, I think gawker takes the prize for hottest faves in the posted pictures that I've seen.
Clackport
11 years ago
@ReadyPayerOne- I know what you mean, I kind off feel the same way.
Clackport
11 years ago
Yeah, I love the pic Gawker put up of his ATF in that leopard outfit. God damn I wanted her to suck my dick right then lol.
gatorfan
11 years ago
Pokestripper cards
SlickSpic
11 years ago
I love Garbage Pail Kids. Now, those were some cool cards. Imagine if they made Garbage Stripper Cards...
ReadyPayerOne
11 years ago
@slick - I loved Garbage Pail Kids cards when I was a kid. I even saw the movie - in the theater!

Some were pretty gross. I shudder to think was some Garbage Stripper Cards would look like. Can you imagine "Cum Dumpster Candee"?
rockstar666
11 years ago
@ReadyPlayerOne: I feel the same way. I'd love to show off my model ATF, but she'd know the pics were from me, if she ever saw them and that would be really bad!!! So I don't send them to anyone. I've sent pics of other girls though as they are on the internet anyway.
SuperDude
11 years ago
Can you imagine how insecure some strippers would get if they saw guys standing at the bar trading stripper cards. "I'll give you two "Brandies" for one "Krystal". "Naw, it's got to be three."

OR--"That card is no good. The stats are out of date. She gives only two blow jobs a month, when the rent is due."
ReadyPayerOne
11 years ago
"Stefani just hasn't been the same since she blew out her pussy."
lopaw
11 years ago
www.benchwarmer.com

Not exactly strippers, but I don't think anyone would complain.
alabegonz
11 years ago
Yeah.

Someone will eventually do it and earn a gazillion.

Stripper cards will eventually get accepted like other cards.
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