Stripper Cards

24 comments

• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  Sounds like a cool idea, I used to have a whole bunch of pics of strippers I knew on here, but I took them down because I was worried one of them might have a TUSCL account and see it lol. Now I just have pics of models, video vixens and a couple of pornstars on here. If some of my fellow TUSCLers would post pics of strippers they knew, I'd be willing the repost the pics I had up before, and we could do a competition of who is the hottest stripper out of all the pics everyone posts.
• toysales

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  10 years ago

  I met a dancer that would sell a topless pic to you for $10 or panties for $20. She also gave coupons for buy 5 lapdances get the 6th one free. She even had three drinks named after her. The drinks were $10 and she made $2 for every drink she sold. This girl was serious about making money.
• CB42DDD

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  10 years ago

  Ps Ranukam so sorry for spelling your name wrong oopsie
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  ^^^No problem, it ain't exactly the easiest thing to spell.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  10 years ago

  I was an avid baseball card collector in my youth. (I still have my Topps cards from 1959-63.) It would be fun if there were such a thing as "stripper cards." However, I doubt that very many dancers would ever consider it. Just as most dancers don't want there photos on their clubs' websites, I don't see them consenting to trading cards either. For now, we'll just have to settle for the few dancers we know that are featured on club websites and Facebook pages.
• SuperDude

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  10 years ago

  Ahh, but what kind of stats would be on the back of the card? Extras available, price structure, main club, OTC rates, lawyer's telephone number.
• knightwish

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  10 years ago

  Myfreecam girls have done a deck a few times.
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  I wish I would have kept my Jenna Jameson rookie card
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Lol
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  I have some hooters cards
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  I know some of the girls on them
• DandyDan

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  10 years ago

  One of the regular bars in my town, before they decided to change formats, thought it would be a good idea to have cards of the bartenders, which ended up being a stupid idea when most of the bartenders quit. I can't see stripper cards working out at all. I can only imagine what some stats would be, like number of times they pulled some girls top off onstage or number of times BJTC performed. I thought there was a real baseball card once, where they would ask baseball questions and one of them once was "How long is the pitcher's rubber?"
• ReadyPayerOne

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  10 years ago

  Ranukam, I'll admit I'd love to post pics of my ATF and see pics of other users' faves. I think it's funny, because it's a very male show-off thing. Like, "look at how hot my girlfriend is." Only in this case it's "look at how hot the girl I pay to hang with/blow/fuck me is!" I also think it'd be interesting to see how hot my ATF is versus other faves, and it would also shed some light on how people's scales are calibrated. Like "oh, that's what he thinks an 8 is? That's a 6 in my book." Or vice versa. Anyway, at the end of the day I'm not going to post her pics because I know she has visited this site and if she found out I'm pretty sure she wouldn't approve.
• ReadyPayerOne

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  10 years ago

  And FWIW, I think gawker takes the prize for hottest faves in the posted pictures that I've seen.
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  @ReadyPayerOne- I know what you mean, I kind off feel the same way.
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  Yeah, I love the pic Gawker put up of his ATF in that leopard outfit. God damn I wanted her to suck my dick right then lol.
• gatorfan

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  10 years ago

  Pokestripper cards
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  I love Garbage Pail Kids. Now, those were some cool cards. Imagine if they made Garbage Stripper Cards...
• ReadyPayerOne

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  10 years ago

  @slick - I loved Garbage Pail Kids cards when I was a kid. I even saw the movie - in the theater! Some were pretty gross. I shudder to think was some Garbage Stripper Cards would look like. Can you imagine "Cum Dumpster Candee"?
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  @ReadyPlayerOne: I feel the same way. I'd love to show off my model ATF, but she'd know the pics were from me, if she ever saw them and that would be really bad!!! So I don't send them to anyone. I've sent pics of other girls though as they are on the internet anyway.
• SuperDude

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  10 years ago

  Can you imagine how insecure some strippers would get if they saw guys standing at the bar trading stripper cards. "I'll give you two "Brandies" for one "Krystal". "Naw, it's got to be three." OR--"That card is no good. The stats are out of date. She gives only two blow jobs a month, when the rent is due."
• ReadyPayerOne

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  10 years ago

  "Stefani just hasn't been the same since she blew out her pussy."
• lopaw

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  10 years ago

  [view link] Not exactly strippers, but I don't think anyone would complain.
• alabegonz

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  10 years ago

  Yeah. Someone will eventually do it and earn a gazillion. Stripper cards will eventually get accepted like other cards.