Anyone ever met a dance who had their breast implant blow up on them?

I've seen it on a civie gal. She was smart, hot, and cool. It didn't seem to effect her professional life. Personal life, I can't comment on. I only knew her for so long.

Exploding breast implants? Now I'm afraid to go back to the strip club!

@jackslash-
I never said it happened when she was dancing. I wouldn't wish that on any dancer. Frankly, I don't think what actually happened was the implant exploding, but that was how she described it.

I know of a couple of strippers that had to have leaky implants replaced.

Before you guys give me a hard time, I only watched the chick tv show “Designing Women” once. That is the honest truth. Ann Potts’ character had inherited some money but it was required by the will that she use the inheritance for something frivols in nature. She announced to the others that she was considering breast implants. Jean Smart’s character responded “I knew a stewardess once that got them and they blew up on takeoff”. LMAO

Maybe they can explode.

I guess because of my appreciation of boobs, the line has stuck with me over the years. Watching too much TV trying to achieve bond time with the Mrs. in order to get laid.

They don't explode, but saline implants have a none deflation rate. When it happens, no harm no foul. And the implant can be replaced rather easily. Silicone gel implants do rupture, but when they do it's much less obvious cosmetically.

I have never heard of one exploding. That may be a good weapon of war. Make exploding robot strippers

@Joe&Duke, don't give those fuckers any ideas

Da le Mikey. Women are dangerous enough on their own.

I knew a dancer who had one deflate. She couldn't afford to replace it and had to quit dancing.

I might consider joining the TSA and check female passengers in case they are carrying possible exploding implants. It will take the touch of an expert to determine if her boobs have implants. Then I will need to squeeze and move the breasts to see if they pop or stay firmly in place. We don't want to risk have something explosive on airplanes do we?

If I had a job doing this, I probably would get tired of it and wouldn't want to visit strip clubs anymore. Some girls obviously have no implants while some women I wouldn't want to touch them. Hey, I could be a random inspector. Inspecting just the hot girls who look like they could have explosive breasts. TSA would probably mess it up and make it 100%. no thanks.