Breasts are magnificent Breasts are spectacular Breasts stretch my lips, my grip, And vernacular
Breasts are amazing Breasts are stupendous From sweet, perky A's To D's quite tremendous
Breasts are a blessing Breasts are a curse They're the first thoughts you think And the last in your hearse
Breasts are a pleasure Breasts are a pain I've left with a smile But also a sprain
Breasts are delightful Breasts are divine I find they pair great With a glass of red wine
Breasts are enchanted Breasts are hypnotic Breasts are my favorite Form of narcotic
Breasts get me horny Breasts get me hard I prefer the skin smooth But I'll still lick them scarred
Breasts are a weapon This I conclude Covered up well Or well out in the nude
Breasts are exciting They're quite out of sight They're all that I ponder Morning and Night.
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last commentI concur.
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But without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
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Ain't that the truth, Jack. Ain't that the truth.
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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?
Because b shells are too small and d shells are too big but c shells are just right
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Slick you breast feeding fucker I love them two
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I think that I shall never see, A breast more lovely than a D
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A set of Lactiferous Nipples...high in protein,,,
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Well done Slick. As much as I can marvel at my own, I know that there is another glorious pair just down the road waiting for me....
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Sorry – could you repeat that again :)
I love breasts myself – but I find them often to be more window dressing and kind of limited in what they can do.
Over the last few years I have developed more of an affinity for a nice, big, round ass – I find a nice booty more functional such as when getting a real nice grind during a dance; etc.
One interesting aspect I heard once w.r.t. human female breasts – human females are the only mammals whose breasts show even when they are not nursing. I heard this fact during a TV show on human sexuality and it was said on the show that this was for the purpose of attracting males.
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