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Snip, Snip

Urologists report that the number of vasectomy procedures spike as much as 50 percent during the first weekend of the NCAA tournament. Personally, I don't want anybody messing around with my boyz.

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Mr. Luckys, Columbia SC

Anybody have any info on this club? Last review was almost a year ago. Also it seems there are fewer clubs in Columbia.

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Current hot Detroit clubs

I have been to the Detroit club scene many times but I have only experienced flight club. I will be up that way this weekend and will probably be staying in the Southfield area which wouldn't be too far of a…

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Juice is looking for a room mate

Jewish or Christian Weed Smoker Wanted http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/roo/4377526944.html

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Another Waste of Government Time and Money

http://www.dailybulletin.com/government-and-politics/20140311/san-bernardino-county-supervisors-ok-regulations-for-adult-businesses If this bullshit goes into effect then I might lose my favorite club, Tropical Lei. Doesn't law enforcement have meth labs to bust in San Berdoo or are they a little too dangerous for the coppers? Fucking assholes.

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Found Money

Last week I found money in a strip club. I was sitting at a table beside one of the satellite stages jutting off the main stage. Strippers walk out onto these stages and swing around the poles, getting…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

This place is slow going stripclub....

This place is slow going stripclub. no admission until 8 and domestics are $8. Place is good to waste ssome time not really a club atmosphere just a place to get a dance and a…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Went there on a friday night...

Went there on a friday night with a few of the guys. It was in decent shape. They have a couple stages a private lap dance area and a VIP setup. The bar service was…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

This is a belated review for...

This is a belated review for Super Bowl week. I've been to Flashdancers previously and always found its talent to be a cut above. I will not repeat the details of the physical layout,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I made 2 visits here on...

I made 2 visits here on my last Vegas trip back in fall. First visit was a night visit, probably around 10 or so. When I got there, the place was packed, barely…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Always a pretty good time at...

Always a pretty good time at Dolls. This particular evening, talent wasn't stellar and there wasn't much. So I got a beer and chilled for a while. They let you smoke inside so that's nice.…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stopped by the combined La...

I stopped by the combined La Pearl/Outer Space tonight. As I've reported before on Sundays you pay one $10 cover that includes both floors. I did not count the number of girls working but I'm…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Well when I get too feeble...

Well when I get too feeble to function I know where to go. Saw two Russian dancers working over a super geriatric geezer at the bar who could barely move and arrived in a scooter.…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

I...

I consider this the best strip club in Central Illinois and possibly the state. The building is in good repair and somewhat plush interior with a great formal dining room…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Stopped in on a Thursday night...

Stopped in on a Thursday night . Club used to have two stages, however now they only use the one. When you walk in there is a small bar on the left and the announcer/bouncer…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

It was a $5 cover to...

It was a $5 cover to get in because my friends and I got there before 6pm, normally it's a $10 cover. We started off at the bar, there's a huge selection of drinks to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

It's been a while since I've...

It's been a while since I've been back to this club not because of a bad time but due to distance. The night I went I believe was a Friday I had a few dances…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

There seems to be nearly 100%...

There seems to be nearly 100% consensus that this is easily the classiest place and the hottest looking women in LA. Dancers are all nearly 8 and above. Of course that same near hundred percent…

Kentucky Klub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Let me start by saying this...

Let me start by saying this club is probably the worst club in Indy. I visited kentucky klub on a Saturday evening and there were 2 dancers working. 2 customers, including myself. One…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

It was a Friday night. ...

It was a Friday night. I went specifically to check out India, a thick, sexy Latina. There was another guy who's a big fan of hers. He spent a lot of money…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It has been a few months...

It has been a few months since I was at the bar. Pretty much all new girls since the last time. Only 2 of them I recognized. Not many customers on a Sunday night maybe…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

It was a kool experience... The...

It was a kool experience... The Girls were looking sexy. And the DJ was playing some good music.. U can bring your own drink and I thought that, that was a good idea... The. Girls…

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

This club is located near the...

This club is located near the center of London, in a safe place. At the entrance, a young man asks if you know the rules... no photo, and a pound by dance. A he deliberately…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

After failing to get some action...

After failing to get some action from Niki on the dayshift, night shift girls started coming in and i was intent on getting some. Vanity caught my attention, i usually prefer them taller but there…

Colonie Lounge

Buffalo, New York

went to the colonie Friday since...

went to the colonie Friday since I have not been there in awhile, and I wanted to start me evening off on a good note since I was going to a friends stag party,so when…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies is still my favorite club,...

Follies is still my favorite club, but it isn't as great as it use to be. Also be careful with the valet. I always hate all valets anyway, but when I went with…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have been stopping in the...

I have been stopping in the harem house for years as my travels take me through Indy.The club continues to descend in quality, value and popularity. Talent in any club can fluctuate and your…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

ON my way out of town...

ON my way out of town and decided I needed to visit Rio. Hadn't been in a few years. Lay out of club was a little different. About 4 girls working.…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

I regularly go to tittilations and...

I regularly go to tittilations and usually its great. Last couple of visits have been very frustrating. I go for the lap dances. I hate the dollar parade and it gets pretty…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

I had a very interesting visit...

I had a very interesting visit this time. I reached here at around 9 on a snowy Monday evening. There were 2 or 3 customers sitting at the bar and 2 or 3 in the…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

In London, you find three clubs...

In London, you find three clubs that are about ten minutes walk from each other, including Ye Olde Axe (at least I view three. Maybe more ?). The game principle is always the same: "the…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times and IMO very good club to visit, drinks are average with a full bar and most of the time two waitress always almost too often checking if…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

I finally made the trip to...

I finally made the trip to check out the brand new Scores club. I stopped in on a Saturday about 2:00 pm to grab some lunch and check the place out as I noticed…

Paradise

Austin, Minnesota

I have said it before and...

I have said it before and I will say it again. This club is good for two way contact and possible take out if you get the right girl. The description of the club…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I have written about Taboo in...

I have written about Taboo in the past, and its always been good. But this time was a bi disappointed with my trip. I headed out there on a Thursday evening with my friends who…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I went there the other week...

I went there the other week and my say there was a mixture of old and new girls there, a couple of Latinas (one with an perfect body but a soso face that spoke virtually…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

CL is one of the best...

CL is one of the best blue collar strip clubs. Foxy is was my old go-to but CL offers more value and a different style. The girls take the time to sit with you and…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, Ontario

First time here. 401 was closed...

First time here. 401 was closed so I was forced to take the ERR and drove by. I was unaware that this bar was situated here. Stopped in for a quick drink and a bit…

Jenny Lounge

Houston, Texas

I visited the club around 7:00...

I visited the club around 7:00 pm and I was the only patron. Two ladies were there Joanne and Lynn. Joanne is in her early 50's but looks very good for her age…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Great place with very attractive girls....

Great place with very attractive girls. If you are fortunate like me and your wife or gf attends these types of establishments with you, this is the place to go. They treat couples…

Embers Tavern

Irvington, New Jersey

I was driving past and saw...

I was driving past and saw the club with "Grand Opening" sign. It is right on Clinton Ave, and though it was around 7 pm I had doubts about parking my car on the street.…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place is absolutely the nicest...

This place is absolutely the nicest looking place in Philly. You can park on the street, you don't have to valet unless you want to use their lot. It's not laid out like most Philly…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

After going to the gym early...

After going to the gym early afternoon I still had some time to kill so I decided to check this place out. Got there around 1 pm. Bouncer told me they usually don't let people…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

I go to a strip club...

I go to a strip club because you see what you can get,compared to backpage where you have know clue who's going to answer the door.SUnset used to have at least one or two 7s,but…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I was there shortly after opening....

I was there shortly after opening. The dancers slowly trickled in. No sets run for another half hour. There was a hot, young dancer who I wanted a private with, but she…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Hadn't been to a club by...

Hadn't been to a club by the Cleveland airport in years. Used to frequent quite a bit. Stopped by at Ambers. Club has gone down hill in appearance. I was there…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

Not sure how you change it,...

Not sure how you change it, but this is not a topless club. Pasties only throughout the Cleveland area. Was told that the Brook Park Police have been hassling the girls and the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Had read the reviews on TUSCL...

Had read the reviews on TUSCL and wanted to go here for one thing. It was a snowy, cold, evening and I was not into sitting all night. I went in and paid…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

This is the 1st time I've...

This is the 1st time I've visited the club since it became just topless. The club is 1st rate as far as atmosphere. The bartender doesn't keep you waiting long. The girls are also 1st…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

There is a 20 dollar door...

There is a 20 dollar door fee plus a one drink minimum. The drink prices are sky high but that is to be expected in New York City. When I went it was relatively busy.…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

For a Monday afternoon, I was...

For a Monday afternoon, I was not expecting much - however, you get free food with your first drink (which is discounted from the usual rates), and the quality of talent was not half bad.…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Visited on a Friday night after...

Visited on a Friday night after night around 8:30pm and stayed until about midnight. The past few times I've been to PC I've always left satisfied and this time wasn't any different. The…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Came here on a Thursday night...

Came here on a Thursday night for the first time last week. There is parking to the right of the entrance in a small lot...pretty easy to find as there is a sign from the…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great little spot. More a xoner...

Great little spot. More a xoner bar feel. Beers at good prices. Never to crowded. All the times I have been there always get a seat. Girls dance behind the bar on stage with…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

This club has so much potential....

This club has so much potential. Nice club. Free lunch buffet ( not many choices). Waitress were attentive without being too pushy. Decent amount of girls for an afternoon. Several refugees from St James makes…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

This club may not be the...

This club may not be the nicest, but it has its niche. The physical layout is whatever, it's small and could be cramped if there was a crowd, which there never is. The VIP is…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Last time I visited this club...

Last time I visited this club was last summer. I was working in the area ao I decided to stop in around 1 or 2pm. Free admission if you have the card they hand out…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Took a little break from the...

Took a little break from the clubs but alas I got the itch to try my luck again. I visited foxs after work on wednesday afternoon. I was hoping to see a dancer by…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

If you are looking for extras...

If you are looking for extras this is the place for you . I always park on the street so I don't have to deal with valet. It's pretty small inside but on a Tuesday…

Black Cauldron

Portland, Oregon

Other people have covered prices and...

Other people have covered prices and service, so I'll focus on my impressions of other aspects of the club: From the outside, the Black Cauldron looks like a scandinavian barn, with the interior resembling a haunted…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

This is without doubt the darkest...

This is without doubt the darkest club that I have ever visited. Coming in from the Houston sunlight, it took nearly half an hour to adjust to the dark. This is apparently a well-known…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my first time there....

This was my first time there. It was a good visit but not what I am used to. I would recommend it but I don't know if I will go back. It was dark inside…

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, Texas

About a month ago, me and...

About a month ago, me and a buddy drove down from Austin to camp on the beach. We got into town kinda late, and decided to just get a hotel for the night and go…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I visited on a recent Sunday...

I visited on a recent Sunday afternoon. Before 6pm the least expensive private room is half price - $150. I took my ATF who happened to be working at the time and paid…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

I've been here multiple times for...

I've been here multiple times for birthday celebrations and have always had a good time; however, the new layout is HORRIBLE. The last time I went was November '13, so hopefully it's been changed since…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Went here for lunch, and wasn't...

Went here for lunch, and wasn't very impressed. There food menu only has 2-3 actual entrees with a few appetizers. The drink specials were going all day so that was a plus. They had five…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Some times your are the pigeon,...

Some times your are the pigeon, sometimes you are the statue. Stopped in Mickey's around 1:30 on a Saturday. Six or 7 girls working, none of them regulars that I know. First…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Had not been by for a...

Had not been by for a long time and decided to see how things may have changed. Overall a poor experience with only one or two girls I would have considered having a dance…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I had a few hours to...

I had a few hours to kill when I was in Dallas so I decided to go To BDD. It arrived in time for the lunch buffet which was great. There were a lot of…

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Recommendation for Club in Atlanta GA (mix/women patrons/21 bday party)

Hi everyone Looking for a strip club in Atlanta. Best friend is turning 21. Visiting Atlanta for vacation and would like to find a club that has a mix of girls (white, black, latino, etc), isn't terribly expensive and is friendly…

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For Joe

Just heard this... What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are just about $1.79, deer nuts are just under a buck

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Rocky Mountain Oysters

Did you hear about the guy that died while eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull drug him to death

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conversation with a dancer

Joe...blew air on dancers neck and shoulder and when she gave me a funny look I asked her If that was the worst blow job she had today? Dancer...that was the worst one I had today. You need to work on…

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crazyjoe

How much has joe had to drink tonite?

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Round 3

This guy got a date with the sluttiest loosest girl on stripperweb one night. It was their first date together and he pull over to the side of the road. They both jump into the back seat and she is…

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staying busy

If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours read the next comment

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Wall and Associates

If you have an IRS problem call us @ 800-729-9321

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Round 2

An old woman had recently lost her husband. She is so upset about it that she wanted to end it all. She got a gun and decided she was going to end it by shooting herself. She didnt want any…

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Sunday Joke

There was a boy that got hit by a car when he was crossing the street in front of a church. The guy driving the car got out to see how bad the boy was hurt. It didnt look very…

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If you are over 40 and feel like half a man...

You need to try ageless male! Call 1-800-66-0390 to get a free bottle. Get more free testosterone.

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stripped and screwed

Get the Speed Out Call 1-800-707-6681 or go to www.buyspeedout.com. For $19.95 you can save yourself from being screwed by a stripped screw

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Dancer does not want my money?

Hello comrades. I am fairly new to the hobby and I am just amazed about how unreliable some dancers can be! I was smitten by a young, beautiful latina dancer, so I asked for her cell phone # the second time I…

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Some days we just don't think

To paraphrase an old song: Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Could have been three or four six-packs, I don't know, she was ugly as sin But I did it anyway, and I think that I am gonna die. Tell me,…

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St. Patrick's Day plans?

Mine: 1. Start the day with a bowl of the special 50th anniversary Lucky Charms 2. Stop at McDonalds later for a cool & minty Shamrock Shake 3. Visit the club that evening to celebrate with some Guinness and naughty shenanigans with my…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to Treasures after the...

I went to Treasures after the NFL playoffs in January and it was a bit dead. Considering it was a Sunday afternoon this didn't surprise me. We called for a limo pick up…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

OMFW!!. Visited on Sunday night. arrived...

OMFW!!. Visited on Sunday night. arrived about 8:30PM. Tough to find, a little hole in the wall. Sign in back of parking lot. Parking available in small parking lot, and more spots across the street.…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Visited the club after a trip...

Visited the club after a trip to the casino. Sassy Cassie, the midget stripper, was the feature act for the night which brought in a large crowd. There were some attractive girls with a mix…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

After striking out last time, I...

After striking out last time, I was PM'd by the owner and encouraged to give it another try. He suggested that they are starting a VIP membership, etc. I appreciated the offer, but decided I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The rhino. We visited on business....

The rhino. We visited on business. You walk in and there are 6 girls trying to get a dance from you right as you walk in the door. You tell them no and they…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

I was on a business trip...

I was on a business trip and decided to venture out of my hotel room one night. This club is in the main entertainment area of town near lots of restaurants and the movie…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Hadn't been to MK's in a...

Hadn't been to MK's in a while so I decided to pay a visit. I have to say it has gone downhill a bit, at least in the evenings. While it has always…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I have only been to Platinum...

I have only been to Platinum Plus on two occasions, and only spent about an hour there each time. However, I have met two of the dancers who work there and in knowing those girls…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Let me start by saying that...

Let me start by saying that I love women of all types shapes and sizes but there's a dancer there whose the worst! She's large, not in charge and annoying as fuck! I hate to put…

Taboo Men's Club

Houston, Texas

I was in the mood for...

I was in the mood for some Latina fun so me and my boy rode over. The cover fee wasn't bad at just 10 per person. OK soon as we walk in the door some…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

I'll begin by mentioning that this...

I'll begin by mentioning that this place is BYOB, but also has a bar on the premises. We went on a Thursday night, and the talent was what I would consider average in appearance. A cover…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

It was my first time to...

It was my first time to any kind of club, yet alone a strip club, but my mind was blown. It was the most fun I have had in a long time. Cover charge is worth…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Went to this club once before...

Went to this club once before on a Sunday and the dancers were overweight, covered with tattoos or simply nothing special. Was very disappointed. This was a complete turnaround. The first dancer I saw…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Got here a quarter past 8...

Got here a quarter past 8 with some friends.we all ordered dinner which was excellent. while we waited lots of 5s and below were on The stage and a few sat with us briefly. Haven't…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Mario's is usually a fun place...

Mario's is usually a fun place I'm the middle of nowhere. The girls, for the most part, will strike up a conversation with you, and even hang out for a while before putting on the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This place remains at the top...

This place remains at the top because there's almost always a ton of half naked girls walking around and dancing in the place, all willing to go next door for basically escort services. I've…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Saw my old friend and we...

Saw my old friend and we hugged and had a few rounds of beers in the back lounge area. She is the petite one, very short, black hair and toned body. We just…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Having been disappointed by the Bourbon...

Having been disappointed by the Bourbon Street the previous afternoon, I ventured into Temptations about 9pm on Wednesday evening to check out the night time talent, free cover as there weren’t many customers in the…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Stopped in on a whim on...

Stopped in on a whim on A Saturday afternoon. It looks like they are fixing up the place somewhat! Inside remodeled around bar and area with tables. It was the middle of…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

If you like black girls (which...

If you like black girls (which I do) this is the club for you! Of course with a lot of black dancers it draws a lot of Brothers; so if that type of atmosphere…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

got there on one hour before...

got there on one hour before closing, saw a 19yo thick blonde with big but and tits, she is new and I want to take her to vip, she told me she does extras and…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Stopped in after the track.... $5...

Stopped in after the track.... $5 cover $4 beers.... dancers were smoking tonight..... great interaction all throughout the club... laid back atmosphere ...... extras were definitely available from almost every girl.... $220 vip private room....…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a conference so I came in on a Saturday afternoon and the place was already very crowded. There was no available seating except fo maybe one or two free seats…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went to Deja Vu last weekend....

Went to Deja Vu last weekend. I am from out of town and it is typically a regular stop. The first thing I noticed is they had done some work in the place, including new…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

My how the mighty have fallen!...

My how the mighty have fallen! I was passing through Phila and decided to stop in for old times sake. This place has always been dingy, but at least there were some attractive…

Cheeks 247 Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

While I was in town; I...

While I was in town; I decided I wanted to visit some clubs I had never patronized before so I chose this one. Once I arrived, I noticed that there is a small stage…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Stopped by on a visit for...

Stopped by on a visit for some basketball weekend. Girls are cute but expected more hot college girls in a college town. I wasn't doing any boozing so waitress brought me a water. Tipped some…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

First--the club is physically quite nice....

First--the club is physically quite nice. It's spacious, well set-up, bar right near where the girls are. The security has been ramped up a lot--a security guard waves you down with a metal detector when…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went on a recent visit...

I went on a recent visit to Dancers. There is plenty of parking with cameras on the lot.I go during the day because the mood is more laid back.Plus the dances are longer but there…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in this club as I...

Stopped in this club as I arrived in town for the evening. Upon entering the club, there is a big stage in the middle of the club with a lap dance area to the…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Very relaxed atmosphere and great girls...makes...

Very relaxed atmosphere and great girls...makes the south culture come to life in a strip club! Very friendly girls, good stages, fully nude- what else could one want? Beats the C#$#&@#! Lounge in the city,…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Went to mons late night. The...

Went to mons late night. The talent here is off the charts. They don't serve beers, so come prepared. I got a few dances, decent grind, but nothing extraordinary. Was quite busy for late night,…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Easy to find and easy to...

Easy to find and easy to park. Not a lot of activity in parking lot but seemed safe enough. Bar is an odd geometric design with curves at the corners designed to…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Decided to finally check this place...

Decided to finally check this place out due to Spearmint being dead. Was rather surprised at how large the club was. The physical layout of the club consisted of circular tables with plush chairs on…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

After a long hiatus, I decided...

After a long hiatus, I decided to give this club a chance. Walked in saturday evening just before midnight. Plenty of girls, a third or so were new. Soon after I settle down and order…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a lot over the years and I always have a great time. Being close to the airport and off from 8 mile, the crowd is a little older.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I use to go to club...

I use to go to club fantasies on sunday's for their two for one special, but with the price hike and lack of hot dancers i decided to give desire's a try. got here about…

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Newbie (Sorta)

I Am New To Strip Clubs, Sorta. I've Only Been To One Strip Club, But I Have Dated A Couple Of Girls Who Danced. I Want To Know From The Vets, Is There A Way To Carry Oneself To Stand…

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The Best US Cities for Strip Clubs

1. Detroit 2. Baltimore 3. Tampa 4. New Orleans 5. San Antonio 6. Denver 7. Albuquerque 8. Los Angeles 9. Kansas City 10. Philadelphia

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Chili, take 2

I have just finished making chili for our church youth groups cook-off tomorrow. For the first time, I used about 3/4 lb of chorizo in addition to 80/20 ground chuck. SlickSpic, thank-you for that tip - this is easily the…

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Sex Workers Today

http://reason.com/blog/2014/03/14/economics-of-sex-work-in-american-cities Most interesting, it is a decreasing income... more popular in the 80's than now. 15 Observations all laid out.

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Age & sstripclubbing

One commenter asked who was the best "old timer" on this site. I love reading Farmerart's adventures and Shadowcat's insights and humor. I just returned from 2 weeks in south Florida where I was surrounded by OLD people. Being…

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Dallas Recommendations?

Occasional reader, first time poster. I'm going to be spending next Thursday night in Dallas, and I want to check out a club or two. I've heard Dallas has some quality clubs, but some can also be a black hole…

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Is it common for men to visit Asian massage parlors?

Have any of you had a girlfriend and went to this place? did she ever found out. My boyfriend went to one on his business trip, and i am pissed! why would he let himself get washed by another woman?…

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I'm not a prostitute

After getting BBBJCIM and CFS in the champagne court, the dancer told me in conversation "I'm not a prostitute". I've been thinking about this and can't figure out how she can say this.

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is kissing cuties frowned upon in some/most club?

Kind of new at this game. But got a few dances from a girl who has become a CF I guess. Best dances so saved my $ for her. I enjoy hanging out and talking with…

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Anyone watching basketball?

I'm enjoying watching ACC games.

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OT: Eva Green

Anybody here go see 300: Rise of an Empire? I loved the scene with Artemisia naked and getting rough fucked. Then she tells Themistocles he fucks like a wimp. Eva Green's body was bangin'; I'm glad I got to see…

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Getting *your* nipples felt up (sucked) ?

I've had quite a few dancers try to play and or suck my nipples. IDK if they do it b/c they think it will turn me on – b/c they like it (turns them on) – or both? Do you get this…

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BBBJ Tip?

So was at a SC about a month ago. Went into VIP room and got an unrequested, yet much appreciated, BBBJ, no CIM. I had no idea what to tip. What are thoughts here? Also, have received HJs from this place…

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OT: What's up w/ my laptop's battery ?

For any techies out there. I have a 17-inch Dell laptop that I bought new about 3 years ago. For some reason; I seem to be getting just about an 1 hour max out of the battery. I don't recall; but…

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Civilians

What have you heard from civilian girls that shocked you? My ex wife used to tell guys that she used to strip...floors. The looks some guys gave her were hilarious. I had a waitress once ask me what the difference…

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FKK Clubs in Germany - Tips, Advice, Hints

I will be in Germany on a business trip this coming week and interested in expanding my experiences. Having heard and read about FKK Clubs in various cities, I am considering visiting one. As I will be flying out of…

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Today is Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrate accordingly, gentlemen. http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com

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Families And Our Hobby

In my case family means my three brothers and one sister; I have no wife or children. All of my siblings know of my SC hobby but just one brother knows of my sexual dalliances with strippers. Two brothers and…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:That 70's Show Edition

Well, hello there boys and girls. It's been a moment since we've played one of my favorite games. Today, we are going back in time to the late 70's in Wisconsin. We have a triumvirate of beauties…

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OT: Cheerleader of the Week: Duke's Jasmine

I still don't know about our own resident Dukie, but Jasmine is one sassy Blue Devil http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/cheerleaders/photos/1403/cheerleader-of-the-week-jasmine-duke/

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Do you prefer CIM or facial?

While the porn industry may need the money shot to prove that the male actor actually came, I personally don't think that orgasm feels as good as CIM. Is a facial more degrading to women? Is that why some men…

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ana or anna

Recently I've heard a few dancers and seen some post on FB referring to Ana or Anna like it is a drug. Anybody ever heard of it? What is it?

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OT: What crisis? US millionaire count hits all-time high

The recovery is official—at least for millionaires. The number of millionaire households in the U.S. surged by 640,000, or 7 percent, to 9.63 million last year, according to a new study from Spectrem Group. That marks an all-time high for the…

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No Alcohol Beyond This Point

If you see a sign that says "No Alcohol Beyond This Point" by the door of a club, what does that mean? Does that mean that if you are full of alcohol that you cant leave? Do you need to stay…

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I can't believe I'm going to do this

So I've been with a lot of strippers and civilians, but there's this stripper I've known for 3 years at a local club I frequent that I can't get out of my mind. If there was ever a time to…

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Fucking up?

So if a guy is married and his wife is hotter than he deserves he often says he married up. If that is true then if you fuck a girl that is out of your league, does that mean you…

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Boobs

Boobs Ta-tas Sweater puppies Mellons Hooters Tits Titties Funbags

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Thanatopsis

On Saturday I attended a memorial service for a friend of mine who recently died. The memorial was followed by a lunch in the church basement. During the memorial service, during the lunch, during my conversations with my…

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I'd love to see this happen.

Constitutional rights attorney says police trampled the 4th amendment rights of strippers San Diego - The city of San Diego could be facing dozens of lawsuits in the wake of a work permit operation conducted on nearly 30 strippers at Cheetahs…

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YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary, yes indeed. This is one of those strip club maxims that holds true. We've all read reviews where one pl loves a dancer while another pl hates the same dancer. We've all probably…

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Stripper problems

http://i60.tinypic.com/15hhdld.jpg I showed up at work an hour early to practice new pole tricks and this was the result. Not cute.

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Club Reviews: Discretion vs Usefulness

Guys read the reviews on TUSCL to help decide which clubs are worth visiting. The reviews can be especially useful for those traveling out of town. But I've been wondering if some reviews jeopardize things for dancers and/or the clubs. Let's…

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Warning lights

Anybody know of any clubs that have warning lights to let the dances, etc know that cops may be in the vicinity. Seems like the door girl could have a button to push the minute she spots LE coming in…

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Strippers say the darndest things

Stripper: I want to get a shark. Me: What? (thinking I misunderstood with the loud music). Stripper: I want to get a pet shark. Me: Why don't you get a cat? (thinking the cat would be smart enough to move out when she…

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Ban those chainsaws!

Not only do they make movies scary, but crazy people in venice beach, ca can just walk into a store and get one. They should be licensed! (Right Alucard!) Ban the sale and trade of chain saws

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Doggy Style 101

No wonder I like wall dances so much: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGrjfD35O8E

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How would you define types of clubs

When you think about it, each club kinda has its own 'marker', some sort of pull factor. What would you say makes up the distinctive markers of each type of club? A regular strip club, a lap dance club, a…

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When we discover why we go to strip clubs

Due to skiing I took a few weeks off from clubbing. In the interim, as part of a crash diet, I decided no drinking for 28 days. After 13 days I went to my favorite club and did…

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Band all ellefantz !

Band dem now make alltard hapy ! http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/six-killed-thailand-crash-caused-elephant-n50716

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Mininum age 30 to get in?

Diamond Jim's (was Stella's) 1381 S Hamilton Rd Columbus, Ohio 43227 Avatar sugspice862010 Prop sugspice862010 Ignore sugspice862010 Send Private Message to sugspice862010 Joined: Mar 2014 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Reviewed on: March 10, 2014 Visited on: Tuesday…

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OT: Dan Marino and Shannon Sharpe out on ‘The NFL Today' on CBS, Tony Gonzalez

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/marino-sharpe-cbs-gonzalez-article-1.1618431 In a one-for-two move, CBS will bring in recently retired Tony Gonzalez and dump Dan Marino and Shannon Sharpe from its “The NFL Today” pregame show. CBS Sports boss Sean McManus said Gonzalez will bring “a fresh insightful perspective” to the…

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OT: Dolphins' Jonathan Martin traded to 49ers

Dolphins' Jonathan Martin was traded to SF – he will thus be reunited with his old college coach (Jim Harbaugh) – good for him IMO – that seems to possibly be the best place for him – I hope he…

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Political Candidates part 2: Strip Clubs - NO; Sugar Daddy - YES!

David Jolly (R) defeated Alex Sink (D) in the hotly contested special election in Florida's 13th congressional district last night. Jolly won, despite complaints from his own party about the "poor optics of a just-divorced, 41-year-old candidate accompanied on the campaign…

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Portland, OR strip club guide.

http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-22104-strip-club-guide-2014-our-favorite-clubs-from-a-to-z.html

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Soft hands

So I'm in the naughty corner with my CF and as I'm groping, er, I mean, gently caressing her skin, she exclaims, "your hands are so soft, I love it!" I get this all the time from dancers, lol. I guess…

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Fayetteville, NC

Work has kept me busy for a few months and have not had any time for SCs. I really like Asian dancers any info on them around Fayetteville.

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Good stripper breeding ground

The US is: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/labor-force-participation-hits-record-low-americans-their-20s

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Strip club mucic too loud?

MOBILE, Ala. (WALA) – The city of Mobile is looking into a club on Duval Street after a resident brought his concerns to the city council meeting. The resident says he lives two blocks from what he called a strip club,…

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OT (sort of): TGTBT BP Escorts

I occasionally skim through some of the posts for my area on usasexguide and it is scary to see what some of these guys are fucking. In fact, when they see an escort listing on BP of a girl…

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More from Floriduh.

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. —With his two-year-old son in the car, police said Patrick Williams tried to pick up a prostitute for oral sex on busy Ridgewood Avenue, but the working woman police say he was soliciting was actually working undercover. "I…

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What Calvin Coolidge could teach us...

Well, since you're reading it here, you probably already know: "It seems that, during a visit to a large chicken farm, the president fell somewhat behind his wife. As the story goes: "Mrs. Coolidge, observing the vigor with which one particularly…

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"San Diego police raid strip club, photograph strippers"

Didn't see this being discussed earlier. Last Thursday night at Cheetahs in SD. 10 officers swarmed the building with guns and bulletproof vests to check dancers' licenses. Sounds like a reasonable allocation of resources... http://www.10news.com/news/questions-raised-after-officers-raid-kearny-mesa-strip-club-03072014?autoplay=true (w/video) (also made the Washington Post: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/03/10/san-diego-police-raid-strip-club-photograph-strippers/…

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MyFreeCams

There is a girl on there right now with an incredible body and ass. NicoleHitman

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The future of strip clubs?

http://www.fastcompany.com/3027516/fast-feed/this-40000-stripper-robot-is-totally-sfw

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Candidate drops out of race after alleged strip club visit with Rochester lawmak

Politicians are such hypocrites. They routinely do much worse things than visit a strip club, but they act like this is an unforgivable sin. http://www.postbulletin.com/news/politics/candidate-drops-out-of-race-after-alleged-strip-club-visit/article_90f2bd24-0b35-5e59-95f7-57b9a357f85c.html And why are strip club so hated by the general public.…

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Why won't this Reviewer Tell us What he Really Thinks?

Total Reviews: 1 Monaco Men's Club Av. Inglaterra Guadalajara, Jalisco Reviewed on: March 11, 2014 Visited on: Saturday After Midnight Dancers on Shift: 1-5 Star_Rating_0_Half Dancers Star_Rating_0_Half ValueStar_Rating_0_Half Atmosphere Star_Rating_0_Half Overall Fuck this club!, they robbed me blind, told me I owed them 3800 pesos…

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If Juice Died...

What would happen to all his aliases? Would they keep posting?

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Cleveland area clubs

I am going to be in the Cleveland area for work in a few weeks and I am looking for recommendations on clubs to visit in or around town. I'll be staying south of Cleveland and prob won't have a…

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Advice on Syracuse Clubs

I've got a business trip to Syracuse coming up in three weeks, and I could use some advice from the locals. I'll be there for one night and I don't want to hop around from one club to another. I've…

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ugly

With all this talk about ugly girls I got to wondering. Is there a bad case of the ugly sticks beating up dancers going around?

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Has anyone added platinum plus west if that is the name to the list of clubs?

I was just wondering. I see there is an option to add a new club right next to the Discuss and Articles topics.