Since I travel a decent amount I read reviews to figure out which clubs to go to and which clubs to avoid. Sadly in some cities after reading reviews I decide to avoid the clubs in that town all together. It's kinda like I love Italian food but that doesn't mean I'm going to eat at Olive Garden if that's my only choice.
Prices of food and drinks.
Extras, mileage i do not care. That is entirely on the whim of the dancer. A dancer will go or not go depending on how horny she is. It is my task to open that up.
How were the girls? What were the reviewer's specific experiences? What interesting tidbits did you pick up? What did things cost and what was the cash burn rate? Is there anything interesting or unique about the club? These are the types of things I am looking for.
Now not every review is going to be a masterpiece, simply because not every club visit will be a good one. But if you had little to say about the girls or their services, why not? Were they all pigs or were there no girls at all? Is the club very controlled? Was the vibe depressive or low energy? This is also good intel.
I want to know in a byob club if the club provides coolers and ice and if they charge for it or if you just bring your own stuff in. I want to know how many dancers are working on Saturday night and if they all get nude. What are the dances like? mostly air or high contact? Was the club fun to visit?
I'm usually reading to pick between clubs. So mostly is the club an experience. What I'm looking for are clubs that are niche in some way. But something interesting like extra beautiful, weird structure, weird policies, great stage shows....
For general mongering if I can't find a "wow" high milage and lower prices are always good.
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