Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink
Yo mama so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo Mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers. Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street I had to ask her what she was doing and she said: "moving".
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last commentWhat sex position makes the ugliest babies?
Lets call yo mama and find out
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Careful Joe....careful
Remember when Doc made a yo mama joke. 'Bout had Troop commit a 2AMer. Lol
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Just cause yo mama sucks dick in a phone booth don't make her a call girl.
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Joe's mamma gives good sloppy joe jobs
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Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing
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When you were born, the doctor slapped yo mama.
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Yo mama so ugly that Player11 wouldn't even hit it.
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Yo mama so fat, her shawdow weighs 50 pounds
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Shadow may be old mike but he has to weigh more than 50 pounds ?
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Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X shirt, helicopters try and land on her.
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Yo mama's so fat, she should be arrested for carrying 50 pounds of crack.
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Yo mama so fat, she makes juice look skinny.
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Joe's mommy so ho juice might be his crazy daddy
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Yo mama is so black when she goes to night school they mark her absent
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Yo momma was rotten to the core, but great to the army!
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Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink
Yo mama so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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Yo Mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers. Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street I had to ask her what she was doing and she said: "moving".
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Your mother wears army boots.
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To mama's so poor, Bag Boy James buys dances from her.
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Yo mama is so fat she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama is so fat to fuck her I had to throw a bag of flour between her legs and look for the wet spot.
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Yo mama is so fat, her house coat can actually cover the house.
Yo mama is so fat, when she turns around, she re-arranges the furniture.
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Yo mama is so fat she eats biscuits like tic-tacs.
Obsolete technology throwback: Yo mama is so fat she wears a VCR for a pager.
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Yo mama's so short, she plays handball with the curb.
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Yo mamma is like a bowling ball.... She gets fingered, thrown in the gutter and comes back for more!
Yo mamma is so fat she got baptized at Sea World
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Yo mama's so dumb, she asked me
"What's that letter that comes after X?
"I said Y."
She replied, "Cause I want to know."
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Yo mama's so old, she got a Jesus Christ Starter Jacket with the 10 Commandment's sewn on the sleeve.
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When you were born the doctor told yo mama, "wait! Dont flush it, it has eyes
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Let's get off of mothers. I just got off of yours. Right Joe? And Juice!
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Loved that one Slick about the helicopter
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Tmi juice
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yo mama's teeth is so yellow she can spit out butter.
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Yo mama's so nasty, we had to cut the strings off of her tampon to keep the crabs from bungee jumping.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she asked me-
"What's the most expensive brand of jeans?"
I said "Guess."
She's said, "Wranglers?"
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