Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink
Yo mama so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo Mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers. Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street I had to ask her what she was doing and she said: "moving".
Yo mama is so fat she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama is so fat to fuck her I had to throw a bag of flour between her legs and look for the wet spot.
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