Cash and Carry
steve229
"Everyone" knows you should only use cash in the club, right? Looking to club tonite, so checking my cash reserves. At a minimum I like to carry:
$20 in $1's for stage tips* (jacket pocket)
$50 in $5's/$10's for drinks, food, incidentals (wallet)
$200** in $20's for dances (money clip, front pants pocket)
*if I'm light, I'll ask the waitress to cash a $20 when I order a drink
**I'll bring some big bills if I'm planning a VIP, but not an option at club I'm going to
So what do you carry? (Can't wait to see Art's response, lol)
$20 in $1's for stage tips* (jacket pocket)
$50 in $5's/$10's for drinks, food, incidentals (wallet)
$200** in $20's for dances (money clip, front pants pocket)
*if I'm light, I'll ask the waitress to cash a $20 when I order a drink
**I'll bring some big bills if I'm planning a VIP, but not an option at club I'm going to
So what do you carry? (Can't wait to see Art's response, lol)
31 comments
In USA clubs, mostly Benjies for me. All your money is the same freakin' colour and very confusing in dimly lit SCs for elderly foreign hillbillies like me. Benjies in one pocket; all the other riff-raff accumulated in change in a different pocket. I hate all those ratty Washingtons that circulate in your country.
In Canadian clubs all money in the same pocket. Our bills (like all real money everywhere else in the world) are different colours so no chance of confusion. Browns (100s) and greens (20s) are what I normally use in Canadian clubs.
We southerners just don't tell you northerners about the braille on our notes. :)
As if you read Braille. I surely don't.
Also Braille bumps on all Canadian bills.
$400 in 50's for "lap dances"
$100 in 20's for drinks
$35 in 5's for misc expenses like valet parking
$15 in 1's for stage tips
If I can't get to the bank for the all these denominations, I take cash out of an ATM in 20's and get some smaller bills from a waitress. It would be nice to be able to specify the denominations you want from an ATM, which would be more feasible with different sized bills. Why can't we be sophisticated like the Europeans and ... Canadians?
I like to drink so 50 $2's in my right back pants pocket
I like to eat so 50 $5's in my left back pants pocket
I like to get table dances so 100 $5's in my left pants pocket
I like to get VIP so 100 $20 under my ball cap
I like to get CR so 100 $50 in my right shoe
I like to get blow jobs so 1 $50 in my left shoe
I like to get full sex so 1 $100 under my ball sack
And in my mane purse I like to carry $578.94 in random coins just in case a arcade is near by
That said, the last time I clubbed I went to the bank ahead of time and got a bunch of ten dollar bills and some one dollar bills. The reason I did is because this club has $10 dances and it's just a lot easier to hand a dancer a ten dollar bill, rather than having to fumble through my money and count it out.
But yeah, usually I don't take the time to get specific bills, I just take out between $120 to $140 from the ATM
•7 twenty dollar bills (for dances and drinks)
overall around 200 bucks
1) stopping by a club after work for about an hour to have a few drinks and sample new dancers - $200 in 20s should be enough for 2-3 drinks and a half dozen lap dances.
2) visiting a club to see a fave - $400 in 20s and 50s will cover 2-3 drinks and 12-15 lap dances. That's a 60-90 minute visit usually.
3) my clubbing out of town is when I bring a bit more money and stay for hours. Probably $500-1000 for the night. $200 in 1s, maybe $300 in 50s, and the rest in $20s.
NOT according to some of your past comments.
C'mon boys....step up your game.
This system makes it easy for me to: (1) tip/pay with smaller bills quickly without accidentally dropping or pulling out larger ones; (2) keep my 20s easily accessible with a quick dip into the pocket; and (3) ensure that my Benjamins only come out if I am serious about it. ;)
I also do not plan my SC visits for the most part – often go on a spur of the moment.
b/c of the 2 things above; I hardly ever have cash on me set aside and will usually hit my bank’s ATM prior to hitting the club (my Bank is Wells Fargo which bought out Wachovia and they have ATMs all over the place including 2 within 5 minutes of my home).
I also do not like large denominations ($50s or $100s) – they can be easily confused if one is not paying attention – I don’t like getting them so I don’t like to give them to someone else. I recall one night of clubbing where I got larger denominations (instead of $20s) and did not notice – it was late and I was tired and I inadvertently paid w/ $50s instead of $20s and did not realize it until after 1 or 2 dancers.
The clubs in my area have $5; $10; and $25; dances – so sometimes I’ll hoard away $5s and $10s as I get them so I’ll have them for the club - nowadays I usually hit the club with $300 – and sometimes $400 or $500 if I’m really in the mood and I think I will be hitting multiple clubs (which I do from time to time).
BTW it is a minor annoyance that bank ATMs tend to mostly work in multiples of 20 and the clubs keep doing all sorts of charges that are not. But you can always break the 20s with the waitress or at the bar (or even at a proper chashier's cage).
I do try to have on me 20 in singles and 30 in fives at the start of the evening to facilitate tipping right away. Additional funds in 20s and 100s depend on plans for the evening.
$50 in fives dances
$100 in hundred for extras