The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

After a day of watching football...

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RuthsChris
Mar 24, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

After a day of watching football in the city a couple of buddies and I decided to check out what all the fuss was about at Crazy Horse. The club had a set up that was very different than any other club I've been to. It's set up like an old movie theater (before stadium seating became standard). About 20 rows of theater seats on an incline. Once you get past that, there is runway-like stage running down the center of the auditorium with a few rows of seats on each side. The club feels old and well used. Like your favorite pair of running shoes that you know you should replace, but you just can't seem to give up. I was immediately approached by an Asian stripper with bolt-ons who offered to give me a tour. She took me back to the lap dance area. Like other clubs they have a tiered room system. First set of rooms has a bunch of chairs pushed up against the walls. The second tier is private with a curtain. I believe there was a third tier but I didn't get that far into the tour. I opted for the private room and though the deluxe package was offered for a couple hundred I politely declined. The girls aren't the best looking I've seen in the city, for that you'll have to go to Gold Club, but they may just be the hardest working/most fun.

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