I was planning to stay home this Saturday, reading and cooking a good dinner. Then a stripper texted me this morning:
Stripper: Hi sweetheart Hope you can come in and play with my boobies!
Me: I'm sorry, baby. I'm not going to be able to make it today
Then I received another text in the afternoon about 10 minutes ago.
Stripper: My panties are so wet thinking about you!
So what do you think? Will I resist temptation or will I go to the strip club?
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last commentThat last text was pretty tempting. I think you'll go to the strip club.
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I think you'll go.
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Go man, go.
A good book. $7.99
A great home cooked meal. $24.99
Wet panties. Priceless.
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Just be sure to write a review (of the wet panties, that is).
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jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack jumps on this chick!
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My gawd we men are easily manipulated.
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Any good PL worth his salt would go – I would - YOLO !!!
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Pussy. The great equalizer
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For me it would depend on the stripper. If it is one of my regular girls or a girl I have been trying to get closer too. For sure I'd go! if it was a girl that sometimes "hijacks" me for a couple of dances when i'm really there to see someone else then probably not...LOL
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Go, just don't eat the mushrooms...
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Go – if she is that “horny†for you means she’ll probably fuck for free ITC :)
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You mean you haven't left yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're there right now I'll bet, unless you have already gone and returned. ;)
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By the time you get there chances are she'll be all dried up unless some other custy is keeping them wet for you...
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I am a little hurt to learn that none of my TUSCL friends believed I had the willpower to resist the blandishments of a stripper. But I did go to the club.
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I knew you wouldn't deprive the poor girl of 'relief', jack.
You are a true humanitarian, completely selfless in all your deeds.
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You should have told her your underwear is wet for her
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All the encouragement for you to go is because if we all said don't go, that wouldn't make for interesting reading. It's like the theory bad news sells newspapers. Good news doesn't.
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CG is absolutely correct. The Gideon's give away the good news for free.
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If my ATF texted that I'd be pissed off at her. She's not horny for me any more than any other guy and it's just her looking for money. But, if she said, "Can you come in? I'm upset and I feel like talking to you" I'd be there in a minute. Different bait for different fish I suppose!
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