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Fine Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

stopped by fine diamond to check...

stopped by fine diamond to check the place out after being disappointed by the other clubs in Morgantown this night. well all can say is this club added to my disappointment. showed up around 1130.…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

The dancers are eager, but the...

The dancers are eager, but the private dances or where it gets good. I went in one weekday morning and wasn't disappointed with a private dance. Sandy allowed a little bit of room…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

Went on a Tuesday night around...

Went on a Tuesday night around 9:30 p.m. They had a special going for 10 dollar vip dances with 10 dollar vip Bands. The dances out on the stage floor were bucks. It is a…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Went to blue goose today and...

Went to blue goose today and reviews are right... As I walk in see only 5 dancers 2 milf strippers and 3 young ones in the back just talking and texting.. I order a beer…

Club 7557

North Hills, California

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a while, so, when I found myself with some time to kill and in the area, I figured it was time to stop by again. It was early on…

The Getaway Lounge

Plymouth, Pennsylvania

I was at this club on...

I was at this club on a Monday night in late January. There weren't many cars in the parking lot as Mondays are usually slow for this kind of entertainment. Inside, it was…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

OK, so not to put too...

OK, so not to put too fine a point on it: There is zero reason to ever go here, in my honest opinion. It's a tiny little place that really should be a dive bar.…

Hotel Royal

Whitby, Ontario

There was a decent amount of...

There was a decent amount of girls, with a surprising variation of ethnicities (this is Whitby, after). Different sizes and shapes, as well, which was nice. Dances are $20 each; business must not be good…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

Hmmmmm.... 'Maybe it is because I...

Hmmmmm.... 'Maybe it is because I have been to clubs here and there in LA ,Las Vegas, and Miami, but I thought the girls looked rough and were overly aggressive. I did meet a very…

Players Club

Los Angeles, California

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at an LA club. Its full nude, which means no alcohol - though I learned that if you're careful about it you can show up loaded or even bring a…

Action Central Cabaret

Bossier City, Louisiana

besides the 5.00 dollar cover to...

besides the 5.00 dollar cover to get and service from the people that work there its is great but i did not like the prices of the drinks for the dancers they cost way to…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

I was staying about an hour...

I was staying about an hour south of Reno, but motivated to drive up based on the promising reviews. I was not disappointed. The club was a bit more out od the way then I anticipated, but…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Came here late on a Tuesday...

Came here late on a Tuesday night near midnight. Got hit up for a $5 entry fee. Followed a few younger kids in and they did not have to pay. I figure…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

I happened to be in the...

I happened to be in the area with time to kill. I read a few unflattering reviews but figured, "What the hell?" Worst case, I pay cover and a drink to watch a…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

The girls were all really hot...

The girls were all really hot and extremely talented, they worked the pole like acrobats and not just dancers. It was very clean and well taken care of so that was great. Girls usually wont…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Place is advertised as the largest...

Place is advertised as the largest strip club in the city. Will take their word for it. The place was massive with 2 floors. The upper floors are for the high rollers only. Used their…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Around Bergen County, this is by...

Around Bergen County, this is by far my favorite strip club. I have been here many times and to many other clubs and this one remains to be my favorite. There is a $20 cover…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

I've reviewed this club quite a...

I've reviewed this club quite a few times and I have to say that this is one of my favorite clubs in Oregon. The girls are above average, the drinks are great and the semi-private…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

Stop in on my way through...

Stop in on my way through Cleveland and check out the board and there are 3 dancers today. Sat at the bar, got a beer and checked out the roughly 40 year old dancer…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Okay, so I really came to...

Okay, so I really came to this place at the wrong time. Next time do not go to this club during a polar vortex! If it was over 50F in there, I'd be…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Well, at least this place has...

Well, at least this place has some heat compared to Lusty's. Stopped by, didn't know it was a juice bar and asked for a beer but ended up with a soft drink. Odd…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Was in Houston for a few...

Was in Houston for a few days and stopped by Monday and Tuesday night. Both times from around 10pm to close, which is 2 am on Monday and Tuesday. This is a classy club.…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

This was the first time for...

This was the first time for me in a hostess club, and boy is this a different experience. The first time I went was on a Friday night around 11; the second night was…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

I finally had time to venture...

I finally had time to venture out to a strip joint and I did not want to go too far since it was a cold winter night. Peyton's is easily accessible by the BQE. It's…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

This place is definitely hit or...

This place is definitely hit or miss. I have been here a few times with decent long dancers and a good time. However, I'll just focus on my last visit. I pulled in to the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Another trip to Rhino. Went early...

Another trip to Rhino. Went early on Friday night around 9. Have been here before and went later and would not recommend. Gets too busy and nowhere to even sit. Got there around 9 and…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time in vegas and me...

First time in vegas and me and a group of friends decided to go to sapphire. We got the bottle service which was about 100$ per person for a large bottle of sky and mixers.…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

I arrived less than an hour...

I arrived less than an hour after the club opened on a Wednesday evening. It was pretty dead except for a few people I assumed to be regulars. It is a BYOB establishment,…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

This is a different type of...

This is a different type of place than I've been to in the past. Kind of a tavern atmosphere. Very neighborly kind of place with most of the people there being locals and…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

Overall pretty good experience. I rolled...

Overall pretty good experience. I rolled in around 2 in the afternoon and there were 4 girls plus barmaid and 4 guys. 2 of the guys were messing around with the jukebox and didn't look…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I like this club. I got...

I like this club. I got to know the people and I keep going back. The bathrooms need some work and space is little cramped. Seating could be improved but at least they bought some new…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blush is one of my go...

Blush is one of my go to clubs. It is located downtown off Penn Avenue near the better bars in the area. The parking garage across the street is almost never filled and…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in Houston. Girls at other clubs wear the plastic pasties but because St. James is outside of the loop they can get away with not wearing any. The girls are…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

It had been about 4 months...

It had been about 4 months since I visited Paradise but as usual it never fails to surprise me what you get for your money. Interaction seems to be highly encouraged. Most of the dancers…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Went to Lollipops around 10 on...

Went to Lollipops around 10 on last Saturday and stayed until close. Only other Daytona club I've visited is Molly Browns, which is fine, but Lollipops beats it in every respect. We paid $10 at…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Decided to try a club in...

Decided to try a club in Toronto to see how they compare to ones I've been to in the states. Easy to get to for visitors, since it is near a subway stop. Doorman greeted…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

First time in the club, the...

First time in the club, the main reason going was to see Nicole Aniston perform. And let me tell you she did not disappoint. The club itself is pretty crammed. I made…

Sexy 7

North Bay Shore, New York

This place is really nice if...

This place is really nice if u want a drink and want to see naked women. It's not the best strip club I've been too but I had a good time the two times I've…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times when passing through on the way down to Rockford or Chicago or on the way back. Every time it's the same. a handful of girls 3-5 all ranging from…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

The Griffin basically looks like a...

The Griffin basically looks like a normal London pub. At one end there is a stage, where ladies dance and a room to the side where you can get private dances. The evening I went…

Purple Door

Kingston upon Hull, England

I've been a couple times to...

I've been a couple times to the Purple Door following overnight trips to Hull to watch football matches at the KC Stadium (approximately 30 mins walk away). Girls are very friendly, although they never seem…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Club is in a strip mall...

Club is in a strip mall next to a Dollar Store. Very nice for PA. $5 to get in - they like to give $2 bills as change. Got my water and sat…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This was my first time to...

This was my first time to the club and I was impressed with the quality of the club, but not the girls. They ranged from hot to very cute, but did not engage the customer's…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

This is an ok club not...

This is an ok club not what i've had in mind, but it's something worth checking out cus there is alot of different opinions on it! Some of the dancers are ok can be a…

Trabue Adult Bookstore

Columbus, Ohio

There are no dancers at this...

There are no dancers at this book store. It is located next to the Private Dancer. They do have booths that you can rent a movie and watch, but the. Is not enough room in…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

At this point, it should be...

At this point, it should be clear to anyone who has read any of my prior reviews that I tend to go to these places earlier in the day. Probably a mistake, but its the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Best club ever. not too posh,...

Best club ever. not too posh, not too skanky. has lunch buffet. 4 to 6 girls dancing at all time. almost all good looking. even the bartenders are hot. $20 lap dances get you a…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I find this an interesting club....

I find this an interesting club. It is way better than the Hamilton clubs, but a lot better financial deal than the top shelf clubs. On the plus side (at least in the…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Great dancers and the atmosphere...

Great dancers and the atmosphere is not bad. BYOB is a Plus, although you can't bring mixers try do sell them. Fully nude and girls are eager to have a good time. Cover is generally…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Boy, I hope this place does...

Boy, I hope this place does better at night than during the day. The facility is fabulous. Large building, large, clean parking lot, in a safe area. But it was sure dead…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Been here a few times so...

Been here a few times so this review is based on all visits. Until they build up a regular customer base, they should only charge $5 for lap dances.. then more guys would come…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

I went to the Tennyson for...

I went to the Tennyson for a bachelor party so my time there might be painted with rose colored glasses. But I did have a good time and would recommend it as a cheaper option…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

After a few rounds of drinks...

After a few rounds of drinks at the hotel bar, it was clear that more than a few of us were trapped in ATL because of the crazy weather. A few beers later we were…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wackos is my go to club...

Wackos is my go to club in Jacksonville. I always visit during the day. On this particular Wednesday there were perhaps 40 customers and 15 - 18 dancers. Good mix of races,…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

It has been a year since...

It has been a year since I last visited and I love the fact that they hade nude lap dances. The prices seem to have went up. I opted for the VIP dances…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn is the best value on...

Synn is the best value on Thursdays. If you enjoy watching young girls take their clothes off on stage or dance nude for you in a semi private cubicle or enjoy them nude in a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Small club, but nice vibe. ...

Small club, but nice vibe. Paid my cover and went in. Large bar to the right, small tables with comfortable chairs takes up most of the club, large stage where dancers did two dance sets,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Stopped in early one Thursday evening,...

Stopped in early one Thursday evening, paid the cover, and sat down near the main stage. There appeared to be another stage in the back, but it wasn't in use. At first I…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

DO NOT WORK HERE!!! I REPEAT,...

DO NOT WORK HERE!!! I REPEAT, DO NOT WORK HERE. If you have been offered a job as a shot girl, then know that you HAVE to…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Stopped by Sunday early evening. Usual...

Stopped by Sunday early evening. Usual Sunday festivities, hung out at the bar having a few beers surveying the landscape. One I noticed was what I assume was a latina in a yellow bikini. Hot,…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

There is no need to describe...

There is no need to describe the club layout... previously, described. I had visited the BallPark on Saturday. It's been awhile since I've been to BP; however, I knew what to expect. Entered the club, sat…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

I visited Cabaret Lounge in Peabody...

I visited Cabaret Lounge in Peabody on a Sunday evening. It was not busy at all, as I would have expected, though still a good time. That night there were several very attractive women working…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

I had read the other reviews...

I had read the other reviews of this place, and so when I came through Irvington earlier this month I thought I would try the evening shift. My bad, for not paying…

Blu Sapphires Gentleman's Club

Menasha, Wisconsin

This is one of those classic...

This is one of those classic Wisconsin clubs that has so much promise, but is so frustrating for someone who is not a regular. Stopped in around 10 or so on a cold winter night…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

I stopped by on a Friday...

I stopped by on a Friday night. The club was mostly empty with only a handful of patrons. Seems like things have been very slow lately. Most of the dancers were 5-7 with one or…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

When so many clubs are charging...

When so many clubs are charging a fortune for air dances and have bouncers flexing their mightier than thou attitudes when you have paid to touch the goods, it's a real pleasure and a treat…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Came here on a Saturday night,...

Came here on a Saturday night, and the place was kind of empty as far as customers goes. Maybe it was a bit too early? There were probably about 10 girls, and maybe…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

We thought we would take advantage...

We thought we would take advantage of the no cover before 7PM special on Saturday. Lets just say we are glad it was free because it was a horrible experience. When we walked in there…

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Surefire way to refuse a dance offer

Ask her if she swallows

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OT: Is "spook" now an unusable word?

I was with this Black dancer, when somebody came up behind her and startled her. A couple minutes later, she was still rattled, so I said "wow, he really spooked you". Which caused her to give me a…

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Ghetto Gaggers

A dancer was telling me she knew a Black dancer who had appeared in a "ghetto gagger" video. I didn't know what it was. She explained that it's a porn video where a Black chick is deep-throated until…

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Question for the heavy consumers of LDs

Being an advanced PL myself; I wear cotton sweatpants and go commando. I am also a variety PL in that I like to get a lot of LDs from a lot of different dancers when I SC. There are times though when…

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Richard Sherman Talks Strippers

On Super bowl Media Day, Richard Sherman gets asked a question about "making it rain on strippers": http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/1/28/5354564/richard-sherman-does-not-go-to-strip-clubs/in/5117697

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Does anyone know what this reference may mean ?

Perhaps the guy was stretching and his reference may make sense only in his mind; but I just can't make the connection: From today's reviews: “… next thing you no...she helps me out and billy Joel comes on the radio not my…

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Is Seattle gonna beat Denver?

http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/ronnie-hillman-at-nyc-strip-club/

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The ultimate rejection.

A jury has broken into fits of laughter after hearing how a cow spurned the advances of a man on trial for having sex with a sheep. Paul Lovell, 61, was spotted by a couple allegedly trying to engage in intercourse…

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Drama in the SC

From a recent review: “… Next thing I know there is a huge Black cop in there screaming at the girl with her tits hanging out to put her top on and go get her clothes on. I look behind him…

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Springfield police: Man robbed outside Mardi Gras strip club

SPRINGFIELD [MA] — A North Shore man was robbed while "having a smoke" outside the Mardi Gras strip club's X-Room over the weekend, police said. The Rockport resident was knocked to the ground by an unknown assailant who took his…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Got here on the earlier in...

Got here on the earlier in the evening. Big structure and you can't miss it on the highway. Nice owner who was very welcoming. Not a ton of dancers but the numbers picked up. BYOB…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Treasures during the...

Went to Treasures during the CES convention. Always go during the day, so leave CES at 5 and make the specials. Always hit Treasures whenever in town. I find it to be…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

So one of my dancer acquaintances...

So one of my dancer acquaintances started working at Deans' and told me to come up and check it out. I arrive and there was a parking lot available with a police officer camped out.…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Stinky, run down dumpster fire in...

Stinky, run down dumpster fire in the middle of nowhere which merits a visit. Dancers varied in quality from drug addled disasters to completely hot as hell. A sad little blond spent her…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Club is not hard to find...

Club is not hard to find on Rankin, just a little off exit 62 (?) from I45. You have to drive a little, and you pass Houston Dolls to get there. They have…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I've recently started going back to...

I've recently started going back to AW somewhat regularly. The dancer quality tends to fluctuate from one visit to the next but lately it's been more hit than miss, really quite impressive actually. It's…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Ok yeah I had to check...

Ok yeah I had to check this place out. The reviews scared me away at first but seriously, it's worth a visit just to say you were there once. A true (if not extremely raw…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Stopped in for lunch again. The...

Stopped in for lunch again. The place was busy, but still plenty of room and the ladies were sure to stop by. Of the 6 girls working, the talent was typical. Something for everybody. For…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Was visiting the town for an...

Was visiting the town for an Interview and stayed the weekend. I had seen the earlier reviews of this club on website. Club was easy to locate. There was enough parking when i arrived. Cover was…

Gems Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

Went on a Friday about a...

Went on a Friday about a month ago. Easy to get to off TV highway. They've been open for a few months now. Very nice and clean on the inside, as it is brand new…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

Hmmm. A very interesting club. I...

Hmmm. A very interesting club. I had a good time there even if I felt a little awkward at first. As the other reviews describe, it's a black club pure and simple. I honestly didn't…

The Flame

Houston, Texas

I went on a very slow...

I went on a very slow Monday night. I was actually looking for another club, got lost and stumbled on this one. Queen came up and sat on my lap and boy was she soft…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

This is the worst managed club...

This is the worst managed club in Charleston. The management is so awful. I walked in on a weekday night looking to buy a table. The manager insulted me and veered me away from buying…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

I stopped in on a Thursday...

I stopped in on a Thursday evening. I was there for shift change and WHAT A CHANGE! I have love for my day shift girls (DeeDee and Shae are back so they got some love…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

What happen to this place? Been stopping...

What happen to this place? Been stopping in here lately and it's always dead. Even on weekends, which is weird. I stopped in Monday and it was the same. I know Monday night isn't the best…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a friday night. A fun experience but not really the type of place to get great dances. More of a stage show type of place. Most of the dancers were…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by on a Monday night...

Stopped by on a Monday night while visiting Atlanta for business. It wasnt very crowded and The atmosphere is pretty chill. The dancers are diverse - you will find a little bit of something…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Las Vegas for the...

Went to Las Vegas for the AVN Awards on Jan 17th & 18th. Decided to check out Palomino. Forgot about the timings and went around 3PM itself and had to spend some time in Spearmint…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Two visits to this club this...

Two visits to this club this month. Both on Monday afternoons (1/07 & 1/20) to see a Jamaican dancer I've grown to like a lot. This club offers a few different type dancers that are…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Stopped in after handling some business...

Stopped in after handling some business in the area.. got in free with my dvla vip card. didnt even have to spend the $10 you usually have to with the red vip card.…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

First of all I was surprised...

First of all I was surprised to see a decent variety of girls! Not Only Ethnicity But builds. The club is tidy and ran well. The crowd is a lil more mature and respectful. The…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

They still have not lit the...

They still have not lit the stage. It is horrible, as they have no direct front light on the dancers. They are only bottom lit, which means that you really don't see their faces…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

I was in the area on...

I was in the area on other business and saw a billboard advertizing the Blue Zebra. Hadn't seen it before and hadn't even seen it in a listing of LA clubs so I thought…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Sams while in...

Went to Sams while in town for the CES convention. I always stop here when I am in LV. Like the small club atmosphere. I now have a ATF here at…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

This club is pretty big. ...

This club is pretty big. Went with a few buddies on a Friday night it was pretty busy. Drinks weren't too expensive. The quality of girls here varies quite a bit. There are a few…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

My friends and I came here...

My friends and I came here around 8pm after hitting Pure Pleasure. There were about 19 girls on the board and about 3-4 lookers. The rest of the dancers lacked the look and/or the body.…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

We hit this place around 6...

We hit this place around 6 until like 8. There were only like 4 to 5 dancers doing the loop a loop. It was horrible because there was MAYBE one looker. The club was about…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

An excellent place. This is one...

An excellent place. This is one of the best strip clubs that i have been to. The bouncers are hardly seen and all the girls, from dancers to waitresses, are very friendly. Also, if you enter…

Time Out Gentlemens's Club

Tyler, Texas

Third trip for wife and I....

Third trip for wife and I. We make a 'freaky weekend/two day trip' about four times a year. Wife is ALWAYS treated well here ! This was a Monday,(we find weekdays to be a…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Went to this place on a...

Went to this place on a Monday at around 1 pm. First thing at the door was a cover charge, ok, standard enough right? TWENTY FIVE dollars!! Did I mention this was on…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped by Lido after a lackluster...

Stopped by Lido after a lackluster start to the afternoon at Inner Room down the street. Saw one of my current faves (A*****) on stage and expected to get a lapper or two from her…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Went right after New year's when...

Went right after New year's when a winter storm was prevalent so I knew it was going to be a little slow. Besides the weather, it ended up being pretty good and got better with…

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As good as it gets

What is the best time you had in a club?

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Ever get a stripper fired?

I did, kinda, decades ago. A club called Solid Gold(on Fed'l Hwy just South of Oakland Park Blvd in Ft Laud) which this version and location no longer exists. I got some dances from a white girl with dreadlocks kinda skanky…

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Getting Rid of the Perfume Smell

I'm not in a relationship right now, but when I lived with my ex I would head out to the club from time to time. I never changed my clothes before I came back, but I did resort to other…

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OT: Skyrim

Almost as addicting as naked women. I can feel the adrenaline rush during "combat" even though there's no possibility of injury to me. Heart pumps, palms sweat, body tenses up. Physiological manifestations very similar to sex.

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Perfect Lap Dance Body

This is kinda random, but what the hell. A significant percentage of dancers at my favorite club can give good grinding-type dances. Every once in a rare while, however, there will be a dancer who will fit perfectly into my…

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I need some Lego stat!

Who'd think Lego could score you a pornstar? Lol! http://thechive.com/2014/01/27/porn-star-takes-to-twitter-with-an-interesting-offer-10-photos/

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OTC & Club Attendance

Good afternoon my friends. I hope all is well with y'all. All is definitely shits and giggles with your little brother Slick. As of now, let's talk OTC. I've been doing real well lately in the…

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4:20

Does pot make you paranoid? I wouldn't know. I've never tried it

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OT: He be pimpin' at 75

Hey shadowcat! Just a few short years and you too can start pimping! :) http://iactafool.com/75-year-old-man-arrested-for-running-prostitution-ring/

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Strip club brawl

An overnight brawl at a South Hackensack strip club left four people seriously injured — two of whom were deliberately hit with a car — and authorities still sorting through evidence, victims, witnesses and suspects late this morning. Six combatants…

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Why are a large portion of TV and Cable shows devoted to queers

I was surfing the satellite channels the other day and another "new" HBO show was starting and I read the description. It had a lengthy description but it boiled down to fags looking for dates and sex. This got me…

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older strippers from the 70s where are they now.

just wondering if any custmores from the 70s remember any dancers from the show bar in springfield mass,like cherry vanilla,debbie,j.d. sterling just to name a few.ever wonder what happened to them .and would love to talk to them,and remaniss.

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Joke of the Day

What is the definition of cow tipping? Throwing dollars at overweight strippers.

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OT: Dating Pregnant Women

I know this is a bit off topic, but was curious about your thoughts. My retired ATF and her younger sister are Facebook friends of mine. The younger sister is now 8 months pregnant. Her babydaddy left her very early…

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Stripper joke du jour

What does a stripper do with her asshole before work? Drops him off at band practice!

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You are her regular

So you are known as one dancers regular. I know this has been brought up about the pros and cons. I do like having the hottest thing come to me as soon as I walk in the club, but have…

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New type of breast implant

http://betaspot.com/heliumboob/ I she permits mouth contact, will you're voice have a high pitch for a few seconds afterwards? I'm glad they're not using hydrogen. Remember the Hindenburg.

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Dark skinned African-Americans with Tattoos

Hopefully this doesn't come off as racist. I have black friends. lol But I don't get it when you can hardly see the tattoos. Next time I am in the hood I will be sure to ask some. I'm 5'6" 140lbs oh…

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Do you use ur real name at SC?

I started doing this years ago. When a stripper comes up to me and asks me my name I just say "Mike". Not my real name. Some reasons are I don't like my real name, it is easier to say…

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What kind of music videos have you seen in strip clubs you like or might like to

I thought of the name of one weird one I remember. It was called Bouncer. I was trying to remember the name of another video with lots of battle scenes and war. I was too distracted by the hot girl on…

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Leave it to guys in a strip club to find a new way to upset a girl

One guy tipped a hot dancer ten dollars in bills. I remember seeing him keep tipping. No one else was but I was going to wait to tip her a dollar. After he left I did.…

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The new Robocop is coming out

Hope it's good. I thought the original was great. I was wondering; were the guys who made the original in 1987, prophets?, or was Detroit messed up then?

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A stripper rants. Reprinted from 2004 for the newbies on here. It's satire at it

1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do,…

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Ten Commandments of Strip Clubs

10. Thou Shall not kiss her or ask for her number 9. Thou shall not compliment a dancer on her perfume 8. Thou shall tip the bathroom attendant 7. Thou shall appreciate pole skills 6.Thou shall not inquire for her real name 5. Thou…

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messenger on tuscl

It would be insane

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Revenge

I dropped into the Rig Pig club in Nisku this afternoon for a couple of hours of entertainment and relaxation. I was driving so my drinking was restricted to virgin Caesars. Unhappily, I was seriously disrespected by a table of…

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Los Angeles

Fellow strip club fans, I am seeking your help and opinions. I have an upcoming business trip to Los Angeles in mid-February that will have me flying in on a Sunday evening and in town until Wednesday afternoon. As a…

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More from Floriduh. Cops who escorted Justin Bieber to strip club suspended.

Three Florida police officers have been suspended after allegedly giving JUSTIN BIEBER an unauthorised escort from an airport to a strip club earlier this week (begs20Jan14). Opa-locka Assistant City Manager David Chiverton has confirmed reports suggesting the cops have been put…

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when told not to do spmething at a club youve done before elsewhere

In a well packed or semi packed club or club frequented By a High Roller or celebrity you keep wanting to get strippers numbers(Meaning more than 1). As you attempt to get/write a strippers number either mangament or a Bouncer stops…

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Prostitutes Steal Millions and Walk Free

So is the title of an article I recently read. The article is from one of those free alternative newspapers/magazines and is from a Miami magazine named “Miami New Times”. My conservative self is not much into “alternative” crap; but this little…

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OT: Alzheimer's -- how it starts

So I was having dinner with a friend, eating my salad. I say to him, "didn't you order a salad too?" He says, "Um yeah, I finished it, and the waitress took the empty plate away."

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My underwear issues continued

I use to have a fav I would bitch at for showing up wearing "granny panties". She was like hey, I have a busy life, I'm not wearing uncomfortable underwear all day just because I'm coming to your house…

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Best Rock act from Detroit

Has to be Ted Nugent, right?

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This review just made me laugh

“… Pink Slip is all black strippers. Some were definitely cute, others not so much. Money goes a long way here. First club I have been to where all of the girls get on the stage at once. Drinks…

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Possibe Sighting of missing poster at a mall

Could it be one of our missing posters? Has he gone postal and started shooting up the place killing people if they don't agree to give up their guns? I don't know. Nothing would surprise me. I'm often sleeping…

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OT: Food of the Gods!

Yes...the Olympian gods had their ambrosia but here in America we have a lil' sumpin' sumpin' that kicks ambrosia ass: Cheeseburger with a French Fry Bun! http://www.egotastic.com/2014/01/must-try-cheeseburger-with-french-fry-bun/ If only they covered it in batter and deep fried it after assembling the burger. And…

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8 Reasons Most Guys Actually Hate Strip Clubs

Do you think the author is a faggot or a major faggot? http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2014/01/what-guys-think-8-reasons-i-ha.html

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Have you propped anyone lately?

I did. Just do it! Sounds like an ad.

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lets see who can honsetly answer this one

If you saw off hand or first hand or was told by another patron or stripper that a patron which you know or now know who he is has in the past 1-2-3 hrs or so has either…

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Where and what do you eat when you get hungry while strip clubbing?

options 1. You wouldn't get caught dead eating strip club food. 2. hit the nearest fast food restaurant in between visits 3. Grab a slice of pizza or whatever is available in the strip club. 4 other choices ? I go with 2…

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Connecticut clubs ideas

Name me a hot club in Connecticut closer to or closest to Cromwell that welcomes female customers or couple friendly. I've heard of many good clubs but for My work it takes Me once in a while to Cromwell or…

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opinion on if you viewed or found this out at a club you visited

which is worst or unlikely to swallow or which is easier to accept if this happened whilst visiting a club 1)The only perfect 10 or 9/10 is entertaining a special client/regular for most of the night 2)A high roller has come…

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Ever been to Paradise NV?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise,_Nevada

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Washington Park recommendations?

I have a Friday conference in St. Louis soon and plan to arrive the day before and hit two clubs in Washington Park, one early in the afternoon (1 or so) and the other fairly late at night (10ish).…

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I might start something here but seems interesting. Sharing BF-GF/ favorite Patr

Out of Curiousity I point this for opinion gathering This just popped in my Mind and whether I get negatives or Kudos lets see I know from Experience and from being told and especially reminded on here that visiting a stripper…

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OT: "Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor"

I'm sure some of us recall this quote from "Bluto" (played by John Belushi) in Animal House. How many of us know that today (Jan 24, 2014) marks the 65th anniversary of John Belushi's birth ? (My how time flies…

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What would do if a high roller came in and started throwing cash

This past week teen heart throb Justin Bieber went to a Florida strip club and spent $75,000 in $1 bills (so a news report says). http://www.justinbieberzone.com/2014/01/justin-bieber-drops-75k-king-of-diamonds-strip-club-miami-report-says/ My question is what would you do if a high roller came into a club you…

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Have you flagged any reviews lately ?

I've noticed for a month or so now that if I flag a review; I no longer immediately see the flag comment as I used to be able before. If prop a review; I see the prop comment right away;…

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Props to Crazyjoe and Dougster and IME

I think its nice of you guys to help Alucard fill out his new profile. Hope he's ok

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Jennifer Grey

Do you guys think that Jennifer Grey was hotter before or after the nose-job?

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If you had $100,000

Hey y'all, If you had had $100,000. what would you do? I would spend some at the SC & the rest I would buy lots of guns & ammo. So I can't wait to here what y'all will do

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It's all performance art

Ever wonder if you'll hear somebody on Fresh Air talking about their new performance art piece that turns out to be a collection of their TUSCL threads (and reactions to those threads)? That would be pretty frickin' coo-el, wouldn't it?

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Somebody that I Used to Know

When I became a strip club aficionado about 7 years ago, my first favorite was a dancer named Monique. She was a petite blonde just 5 feet tall with a pair of nice big enhanced boobs. I loved…

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Happy Birthday!

Happy 40th Birthday Kelly Kapowski

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Without Makeup

With shoephoto's recent port about Porn Stars Without Makeup, here is one of a rencently (again) in trouble. celebrity. http://www.schnittshow.com/pages/the-schnitt-show.html Scroll down in the tweets.

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Dancinggal posted her picture!

You should see her chest!!! https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=383527 But seriously though, that is NOT stripper underwear. That's maybe librarian underwear.

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head examination

Do you know anyone who should have their head examined by a proctologist?

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good news

Someone left me a message and said they found my head. They said they were a proctologist and to call them back right away. What does that mean?

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props

Who has the most props?

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OT:25 Years Ago In 1989...

...a very famous and mind altering artist passed away? Who was that artist?

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Happened to Me with few different strippersI dated in the past

Posting this in good spirits and fun and for opionion gathering. I'm an attractive good looking male. I'm dating a stripper or having sex regularly with a stripper. I'm involved romantically and or sexually with a stripper. She's a perfect 10.Or…

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Stripping - Cheerleading ... same pay and working conditions

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24529716/raiders-cheerleader-lawsuit-claims-pay-is-less-than-5-an-hour#axzz2rExH20QI

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Mike's Guide to Stip Clubs

http://mikeszine.com/issue4_stripclubgames.htm If you're like me, a good lap dance once a week keeps the old juices flowin', so to speak. I spent the last several years dedicating myself to gaining a fuller understanding of this lucrative industry. I have been a…

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Alucard/Protaganist

Go ahead,google it.Creepy.

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Ban blow torches!

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/01/23/detroit-police-say-blow-torch-rapist-strikes-again/ The woman said her attacker forced her into a car, ripped off her clothes and began burning her face with a blow torch.

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OT:Muskrat Love

I can't believe it. The Captain and Tennille are getting divorced, after all these years. Well, I guess love won't keep us together after all.

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Joke of the Day

The husband of a stripper walks into the club with a gun, and says, "I heard a guy had sex with my wife. I'm going to shoot him." The bartender looks at him, and says, "You don't have enough bullets."

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Boosting !

How Shoplifters Make Money Proffesional shoplifters are more common then people think. These people steal for a living. One of the more common types of proffessional organizations would be fleamarkets. Flea markets are rarely monitored for these types of activities. It…

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Sam's Club or Strip Club?

Think that men are nothing but cheating dogs who hate shopping but love the plush stripper booties? Well, according to a new study, that's not the case for the majority of men at all! According to The Chicago Tribune, Esquire Magazine…

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Stock Ticker RICK on the Move Today

Interesting action since last earnings: a huge pop on the day of earnings then a slow, low volume drift almost all the way back to where it started. Today we have a nice pop around +5.5% on decent volume. News…

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Porn Stars Without Makeup

An interesting look at porn stars before and after the makeup chair. I think that some are definite improvements, but a lot of them look pretty good in a girl-next-door way without the make up. I guess that is why I…

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life of a strippers boyfriend

It really fucking sucks.

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Funny Animations Depicting Adventures w/ Mexican Strippers & Whores

I put together these animations depicting adventures for mongers in Tijuana. These are not exactly autobiographical, but we've all been in similar conversations / scenarios from time to time! Enjoy gents, and tell me what you think. Links (copy and…

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How many strippers can you put on a 25 foot pole?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/new-super-bowl-strip-club-super-pole-article-1.1587038

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2 2AMers in Indy

INDIANAPOLIS — Indianapolis Metro police have arrested a man following a fatal shooting on the city's west side. Officers responded to the 3800 block of Lafayette Road, at Babes Showgirls, investigating reports of a person shot. When they arrived, officers found…

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8 Ball

More specifically for 3.5 grams of cocaine I need an 8-ball for new years. I love rubbing this shit on my gums

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All i eat is Bacon !

Bacon sandwich, bacon chips, bacon drank ! Bitch its all I eat ! Bacon Mane

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Oscar for best tits

Which one of you pervoids are running this site? Oscars For Best Tits http://vjetropev.blogspot.com/2013/08/oscars-for-best-tits-1969-2013-90s.html

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Called to Jury Duty

Last month I posted a humorous list of excuses strippers use not to have sex with you. I wonder if I've found a new one. Yesterday a hot young dancer was scheduled to come to my house for the first…

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Does conservative-liberal dimension predict strip club tolerance?

I'm confused. For years I assumed that more liberal states or cities would have more liberal strip club policies (including tolerance for extras). But there are too many exceptions for that broad generality to be true. For example,…