This is a small club at...
This is a small club at the end of an alley, (full of window prostitutes,) in the Red Light District. There are two bars which more or less fill the small room. Strippers dance on the bar furthest from the entrance and if you pay them will come down onto your bar stool and "dance" on your lap. Another reviewer said the dancers were old and ugly. Well on this visit (and another the next day,) I found one or two that fitted that description, but most were very glamorous and attractive. If you compare to the London scene I'm used to the standard of girls lookswise is like Browns/Horns/White Horse. There is a 5 Euro entry fee and dances are 10 Euros for topless and 20 if the girl is fully naked. This is a change from when I was here a few years ago and all were 10 Euros. The one thing that is really expensive here is the drink, a pint of beer will set you back an enormous 12 Euro, I guess that's how the venue makes it's money. On top of that the (topless) barmaids will try to get a couple of Euros in tip out of you every time you buy a drink.
What is really brilliant is the lap dances, compared to the no touching in London that I'm used to. 99% of the girls seem quite happy to let you spend the whole time groping their tits and bum. Occasionally there is one who doesn't allow such touching, but I always watch what girls are like with other punters before agreeing to a dance. I overheard quite a few conversations between amazed English punters who couldn't believe you could get so much touching for 10 or 20 Euros. One guy said, "That would cost you 100 pounds in England". In my experience it would actually get you thrown out of the venue by a bouncer. One very friendly and sexy South American girl wanted me to buy her a drink. I declined on the basis that as drinks for punters are so expensive, buying drinks for girls would cost an arm and a leg I assume. Later a group of guys bought her champagne. I spent a lot of money on dances, but was very happy and considered the dances very good value for money. All the girls seem to have the same lap dance technique. First they move onto your lap facing you, then later turn and put their back to you. All the time your hands are free to go exploring. It's absolutely brilliant. One thing thats not quite as good as the London pubs I'm used to is you don't get so much opening of the legs to show pussy off. Occasionally when a girl turns on your lap she'll briefly open her legs and put her pussy right in your face, but that's quite rare. All in all though I found all the touching that was allowed made this a much better night out than anything on the London scene. Mind you literally one step outside the door and you could be having full sex with a window girl for 50 Euros!
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