Hooking Up For The Hook-Up

And someone said there was no sex at the Dairy Queen

Slick...you are a man ho, the next Deuce Bigalow...lol

I first read your first sentence as "Good afternoon, comrades..."

I had a vision that our man Slick was really Vladimir Putin.

@Moto-You never fail to crack me up.

Slick I get all kinds of hooka hook ups

My sex is always free slick

I'm just hustling for ice cream and chocolates.

And frozen blow job pops

@BigTuna: Yup. Your sex is all free and worth about half that. ;-)

Young guys make me laugh. Hook ups lol. We used to call them fuck me friends and they were placed here on earth so we could drunk call them from a phone booth when the bars closed. How on earth could we get laid in a world with no aids; no herpes; and women who never got pregnant despite the fact we never sued condoms. You guys are lucky to be able to use condoms; risk aids and herpes; become baby daddies; live in a pc world where what we called drunk sex is now called date rape. Add in the failed economy and I am so jealous of you.

Hooking up with hookers?

I used to hook up with random women, but these days I'm more loyal to my regulars.

These ain't random chicks. These are chicks that I hook up with for a reason besides attraction, ie ice cream.

Ah, so I should hook up with a chick at Continental Ferrari and maybe get a free car?

Slick, ice cream is a great hook up. I'm surprised some guys don't know what being "hooked up" means.