Good afternoon, compadres. I just got back from this decadent ice cream joint with some ice cream and the number to the cute, scooper girl. She's cute but she's not gorgeous. But she has ice cream. Amazing ice cream. If I play my cards right, I could be in for a treat here.
I've done this before. Hooking up for the hook-up. Back during the 2012 holiday season, I had the hook-up with a cute, cougar who worked at See's Candies. I've done it at other spots, too.
Any of y'all hook up for the hook-up?
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And someone said there was no sex at the Dairy Queen
Slick...you are a man ho, the next Deuce Bigalow...lol
I first read your first sentence as "Good afternoon, comrades..."
I had a vision that our man Slick was really Vladimir Putin.
@Moto-You never fail to crack me up.
Slick I get all kinds of hooka hook ups
My sex is always free slick
I'm just hustling for ice cream and chocolates.
And frozen blow job pops
@BigTuna: Yup. Your sex is all free and worth about half that. ;-)
Young guys make me laugh. Hook ups lol. We used to call them fuck me friends and they were placed here on earth so we could drunk call them from a phone booth when the bars closed. How on earth could we get laid in a world with no aids; no herpes; and women who never got pregnant despite the fact we never sued condoms. You guys are lucky to be able to use condoms; risk aids and herpes; become baby daddies; live in a pc world where what we called drunk sex is now called date rape. Add in the failed economy and I am so jealous of you.
Hooking up with hookers?
I used to hook up with random women, but these days I'm more loyal to my regulars.
These ain't random chicks. These are chicks that I hook up with for a reason besides attraction, ie ice cream.
Ah, so I should hook up with a chick at Continental Ferrari and maybe get a free car?
Slick, ice cream is a great hook up. I'm surprised some guys don't know what being "hooked up" means.
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