I was in town on a...

I was in town on a business trip for one night. One of my buddies, who goes to strip clubs all the time went with me. The doorman waived the $20 cover, but said we were free to tip him if we want. I gave him $7, my buddy gave him a 20. Mandatory coat check, which I don't know if is for safety reasons or what. The inside is awfully dark, about the size of a double wide trailer. Not exactly what I was expecting. We were lead to a couch where my buddy immediately found a liking to a European girl. $20 a dance, he was down $200 before you know it. I had dances from 6-7 dancers ranging in ethnicity and nationality. One Dominican girl wanted to smoke and and do anal in the champagne room "where there were no cameras' for $500. I politely declined.

Don't go to the club if you're looking to drink or just sit and view the scenery. The drinks are $10 for domestic beers and they come around slow. The the cocktail waitress will haggle you if you don't tip enough. The is no main stage, just two small ones which you can't sit around. This club is purely focused on lap dances. Once you finish a lap dance another girl will immediately come up next to you. I'm not sure how they would respond if you just turned them all down in a row.

Dancer quality was pretty good overall. 4 out of 5 had implants, 2 out of 3 have foreign accents. Spinners all the way to a few extra pounds. No BBW, thank good.