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Broke off engagement/bareback sex

If you remember a little over a month ago I told you about my engagement. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31091 Well after thinking about it and getting some advice from lots of people (including Corvus), I decided to break it off. I…

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Strippers sue to prevent identity disclosure

Kinda surprised this wasn't posted here, unless I missed it: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-29946114 Kinda interesting, as they require that same ID here in some counties.

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Berlin at Club Atlantis in Philly?

Does anyone know if there is a dancer at Club Atlantis in Philly who goes by "Berlin"? I got dances from her during my first visit to this club about a year ago but I haven't been back since.…

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TUSCL Ratpack

Yes, kinda silly but..........who would they be? Frank Sinatra=? Dean Martin=? Sammy Davis Jr.= (lol, a no brainer for me) Joey Bishop=? Peter Graves=?

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Corpus Christi 2AMer.

CORPUS CHRISTI - An argument over the cover charge at a strip club turned violent Sunday morning when an angry customer shot the club's bouncer, according to a Corpus Christi police news release. A club bartender called police about 1…

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OT: credit card fraud

Think it can't happen to you? I never gave it a thought until this morning when I discovered 3 charges to my Visa card that I had not made. 3 different grocery stores on the same day for a total…

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San Antonio 2AMer

SAN ANTONIO - A man showed up with a gunshot wound at a Southwest Side hospital early Monday morning. Police say they were initially called out to a strip club on New Laredo Highway near South Zarzamora at about 5a.m. When they…

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The Velvet Vise

Business-wise and health-wise my life is deep in the shitter. Not being accustomed to dealing with depression and despair I have been reminiscing about the happy times in my life. Re-living some of my experiences in this hobby is a…

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Wow...just wow! With odds for the future...

Woke up this morning to discover that slaux_pas has gone full-bore psycho on me. I shit you not, there were like ten PMs from that moron. Just deleted the majority. Read the first two -- same bullshit about how I…

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One Thing I Have to Wonder About Stevie-Girl...

How can the girl live in Washington, DC and be so oblivious to the way the media operates? I mean she hasn't clued in yet that quoting headlines does not exactly give you the most accurate read on anything? In…

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[OT] Friday Marked Longest String of Monthly Jobs Gains Since 1980

Exactly what you would expect for an economy that sucks as bad as steve229 and everyone else on this board says it does. The economy truly must suck to generate that kind of streak.

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[OT] China Poised to Bring Down the Global Economy

Oh dear, it looks like that article that stevie-girl quoted from The Economist was right. (British economists always get it right, after all.) Shanghai Composite was up over 2% last night putting it up close to 20% YTD now.…

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Stripper Transition

If your favorite stripper decides to escort full-time and quit stripping, would it effect you positively, negatively or no big difference? Since I try to establish a report where OTC is in the future, and I prefer OTC to…

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You, A Stripper, and Pregnancy

Anybody here ever get a stripper, or maybe an escort, pregnant? If so, care to discuss the details? As for your little brother, that answer is a negative.

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OT: Signs of the economic boom: Chef creates world's most expensive burger

Of course it's wagyu! "A London restaurant claims to have created the world's most expensive burger, embellished with gold leaf, lobster and caviar. The wagyu beef and venison dish, priced at £1,100, took three weeks to develop and has been…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

All nude bar, no alcohol. This is...

All nude bar, no alcohol. This is a sizable rectangular club. Main stage up front, juice bar at back. Big, comfy-looking seating around the sides. I cannot recall for sure the admission charge, I…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Dreamt I stopped into Club Venus...

Dreamt I stopped into Club Venus Sunday night about 11pm. There were not many lookers in there but there was one Blk stripper that was an 6. Took her back to VIP 8 bucks and…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visited here on a recent Sunday...

Visited here on a recent Sunday early evening. Probably 15 customer and 10 girls. Had a couple of NFL games on TV. Drink prices are OK, not as pricey as some other places. This place went…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Ok so we will try again....

Ok so we will try again. Visited the doll on Sunday afternoon. Not a big crowd at all and the dancers were few and far between. Seems this place is having a hard time getting…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

As my go to club has...

As my go to club has been disappointing recently,I decided to venture across the bay to see how the talent was at this club. I arrived on a Saturday afternoon shortly after lunch and…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Passing through on way to Chi-town...

Passing through on way to Chi-town and stopped into Industrial Strip. No one in parking lot and sign on door saying closed on Mondays for renovation. So headed over to Fantasy. A…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

So the "Bird" is under new...

So the "Bird" is under new management for the last month or so. Apparently, some guy bought part of the club and is trying to improve things. The old night manager Roy is…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

This is a nice club in...

This is a nice club in a decent part of town. The seats along the stage are just the right level to get a nice eyeful, especially since this is full nude. I…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

In Dallas for a visit and...

In Dallas for a visit and I decided to see if Sunday at CD was any better than previous visits. It was. Arriving about 4pm,I was promptly seated by a plump waitress with torn hose,…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

First visit in a couple of...

First visit in a couple of months. DISSAPOINTED. I thought that going on the first night of the 11 day Garth Brooks stint would mean some better talent might be around. WRONG.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I really like it when I...

I really like it when I meet someone who is actually fun to talk with and isn't in a rush to do dances and move on. That happened 2 weeks ago with skmeone who has…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

Dropped into Blue Lagoon one night...

Dropped into Blue Lagoon one night after taking a look on their website, and seeing pictures of the girls on shift for the night. Scarlett's pics caught my eye, and stood out from all the…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Stopped by on a Monday night...

Stopped by on a Monday night as their FB page said no cover and had a good beer special. Got there and while there was no cover there was no drink special. The…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

It was a cold, wet, windy...

It was a cold, wet, windy evening and I needed some entertainment... decided to make the run up to GGR and see what the place is like... Lots of bare asses and pussy on display…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to this place on a...

Went to this place on a Saturday night around 10PM. Since I requested for a Limo ride I got away with a free admission and free a drink as well which was nice. There were…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Save your money, and go somewhere...

Save your money, and go somewhere else.... you will catch an STD by these girls. I honestly like strippers to actually look happy. Why would I want a lap dance from a girl who looks…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Stop by on a Saturday night,...

Stop by on a Saturday night, the place was pretty crowded. I got a lap dance from some blonde girl I forgot her name but she was super hot and the lap dance was great.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Went back to Hollywood on Saturday...

Went back to Hollywood on Saturday Nov 1 around 3pm and walking in the was the deadest ive seen it. About 6 guys ( a few more came in later) most were old guys who…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

This was my first time visiting...

This was my first time visiting this club in about three years. After a long night of drinking we had decided to go there to sober up. It was a great choice. Girls were everywhere…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Stopped in this joint to get...

Stopped in this joint to get out of traffic when passing through the area. The club is definitely not Follies, but it's ok for a drink and distraction. I sat at the bar…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I have been to KOD a...

I have been to KOD a few times now, and every time I go, it keeps getting better. First off, the $10 lap dances speak for themselves. Sure, sometimes it is hard to get the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went to PP Friday afternoon....

I went to PP Friday afternoon. It was pretty slow that day. The only real update at PP was that the blond door girl who later became a waitress that lots of guys…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went in on a Friday night....

Went in on a Friday night. Parking lot was packed but not that crowded inside. Sat down and got a drink from a very cute and nice waitress to bad I couldn't get a dance…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Went after work with a buddy....

Went after work with a buddy. This was one of the worse nights I've been there. We got in free (union members are always free). Had about 3 average priced drinks ($5 angry orchard, $5…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Checked leopards out a few weeks...

Checked leopards out a few weeks ago honestly this place is not even close to what it used to be back in the day I wa severely disappointed , $5 cover charge to get in…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The best club in Phoenix. Best...

The best club in Phoenix. Best bang for the buck bar none. Many of the dancers are incredibly sexy and engaging. Super small and cramped and that's part of the charm. A dancer offered $150…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Was recommended to go to showworld...

Was recommended to go to showworld so I figured, why not. Its a huge purple building with a big parking lot. Gotta say I was a lil put off by all the stares iiwas getting…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

This is an interesting place located...

This is an interesting place located in a more working class than rural area. I walked in around 6 when the dayshift women were still on the clock. There is a board next to the…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Haven't been here in a while,...

Haven't been here in a while, so I decided to hit it up a few weeks ago. This place is pretty well hidden on the road and can be easily missed if you aren't…

Gentlemen's Club

Spitalfields, England

Passed by this place tonight and...

Passed by this place tonight and saw that it was open. The outside looks shady as hell and there is no security at all, anywhere, inside or out. There are a couple of buildings and…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

I came here a few months...

I came here a few months ago. I came during the week on a Tuesday. It was happy hour and drinks were about 2$ and lap dances were also discounted, I believe were 2…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I have been coming to this...

I have been coming to this club for quite some time now. It has a nice layout with plenty of space. During the afternoon, there was only one of 3 stages being used. I would…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Visited the club on a recent...

Visited the club on a recent weekend afternoon. I got there early enough to avoid the cover charge. beers were still $5 a pop, which is standard. I sat at the bar for 20 minutes,…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Have not visited this club in...

Have not visited this club in quite a while and had not had very good experiences in the past year or two. Just got an itch to give it a try again. Arrived about 430…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

The club is in an industrial...

The club is in an industrial area between Durham and Raleigh. The parking lot is seperated from other businesses and it never felt unsafe to me. The club itself is well lit with…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped by for a little relaxation....

Stopped by for a little relaxation. Weekday afternoons are a little slow at Mickey's, but well worth the time if you have it. Lily and Sugar were very accomodating in the lap dance…

Spice Lounge

Waldorf, Maryland

been here a few times and...

been here a few times and seems like it's getting better. everything depends on the girl you talk to when it comes to contact and prices. cover was only $5 wasn't that bad and I've…

Diamond Dolls

Syracuse, New York

had to drop a few things...

had to drop a few things off at office, haven't stopped in awhile, chatted with maria.. pretty,friendly,didnt have time for a dance, but tipped her and said i woould come back when i had more…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Some of the girls are REALLY...

Some of the girls are REALLY quite "friendly"; Whilst sitting at the bar one walked up and tried to sit on my lap (Chair was facing the wrong way to facilitate that…). Some of the dancers are…

Taboo Miami by G5ive

North Miami Beach, Florida

It was a little difficult to...

It was a little difficult to find. It took the turn by turn directions of a friend to get there. It was definately in the cut to put it in slang terms. Its located right…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Went on a Friday night because...

Went on a Friday night because my friend dragged me out. Was my first time at a NYC strip club so I was expecting it to be expensive and it was-cover was $20 each…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I have stopped by twice an...

I have stopped by twice an both times I left very happy. The lap dances are very "hands on" both ways. The first time there I was enticed by a blue eyed brunette named Trixie.…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

When I first walked into this...

When I first walked into this place I was very disappointed. It looked empty for a saturday evening around 9:00. Maybe 6-8 costumers, and 4 girls tops. The girls were all decent…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Friday night started out somewhat slow,...

Friday night started out somewhat slow, but got better as the evening progressed. By 10pm, there had to be a least 25 dancers on duty--possibly more. It is sometimes hard to tell how many are…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

It’s been quite a while since...

It’s been quite a while since I’ve managed to visit a strip club, but I found myself in Bridgeport this afternoon and thought I’d stop in at Bishop’s Corner. When I pulled up to…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is definitely my go to...

This is definitely my go to club in Philly. I have been here 3 times now latest being on a Friday evening couple of weeks ago. I was in at around 4:00pm and there…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped in on a Thursday evening...

Stopped in on a Thursday evening at around 10:00 PM. Esthetically, it is probably one of the nicer clubs in the Akron area. There were about 6 girls working and about 10 patrons. The one…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Strangest club I've ever been to....

Strangest club I've ever been to. Walked in and was hounded by an older lady (40+ and heavy set). She wouldn't really take no for an answer. There were a few dancers who were 7s…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I was bored on a Saturday...

I was bored on a Saturday night so I decided to stop by. I hit the bar next door before heading to get get some booze in my system because Cheetahs does not serve alcohol.…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

First-time visit. The outside of the club...

First-time visit. The outside of the club looks like it is under construction. I had to ask the Valet guy where the door was because it was under scaffolding. Not exactly a professional look (or easy…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

This place use to rival go...

This place use to rival go go Rama down the road but not anymore. This use to be the spot to have a good night but now the hot dancers are gone. You would get…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I stopped in again after a...

I stopped in again after a while away. I must say that the new decor in the main room and additional bar are quite nice. It's lighter and cleaner now, money well spent.…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Go. I'm a 21 year old...

Go. I'm a 21 year old women who has never had interest in females. I went ONE TIME and I fell in love - went home and questioned my sexual preference. Ha! Great show &…

Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

I wasn't sure what to expect...

I wasn't sure what to expect of the club as it was my first in Houston, but the first thing that I noticed was that it was not nude. I am from Atlanta where almost…

Dreamers Lounge

Columbus, Ohio

hadnt been in this place for...

hadnt been in this place for years but decided to check it out on a Friday night...if yourre looking for a Columbus gold quality women this is not the place to go but if youre…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Just like all good TUSCLers should,...

Just like all good TUSCLers should, I finally got the chance to make the trip to the Honk Kong Gentlemen's Club, which I thought would not likely happen since I am an East Coaster and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Slowly getting better…very slowly. I went...

Slowly getting better…very slowly. I went on a Monday to see Ava. She is probably the hottest gal in town right now and her mileage is improving. Also on hand was…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

This actually covers several trips; I...

This actually covers several trips; I had a weekend to myself and spent far too much time in stripclubs. I visited OGD three times over two days, so I have some social scientific observations.…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went here on a Tuesday night...

Went here on a Tuesday night when a couple friends came into town and one wasn't 21. I feel that is the only reason to go here with so many good clubs in the area.…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

This is my first time visiting...

This is my first time visiting Magic City. It's a black club and the cover at night was $20, which is way too high. It was packed and it was a party atmosphere. There were…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Decided to give cheetahs another shot...

Decided to give cheetahs another shot after being disappointed last time, came in around 430 pm and was surprised they had plenty of girls at this time. Got id'd at the door and told about…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

The dancers were gross, they were...

The dancers were gross, they were all kind of fat. You can tell the mileage is good. $10 nude. It's not old and raggy, but it's also no where near upscale.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

The mix of girl here is...

The mix of girl here is pretty wide, you've got some totally hot, young ones, your usual array of Russian girls, some that have been working there for years - some of these will show…

Xcess

Evansville, Indiana

I was out and about one...

I was out and about one day recently and decided to check out Xcess. First off it is just down the street from the Tropicana Casino. SO it has a good location.…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Still the busiest club in town...

Still the busiest club in town even though it is hard to keep up with "whats hot" and "whats not" in Tucson. With only a hand full of strip clubs the dancers move around so…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Most recent of my frequent visits,...

Most recent of my frequent visits, mainly to check on Missy, described by an earlier reviewer as in his top 5 in 35 years. Well I've been hitting strip joints for 60 years and…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Great fun! First club I've...

Great fun! First club I've ever been to, and I'll be going back as soon as possible. From what my friends have told me the weekends are much better than the weekdays, so…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Went with some friends on a...

Went with some friends on a Saturday night around 12:45am. Parking was $10 at a lot across the street. Cover was $10. Security did a pat down before going in. Got a mixed drink for…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Came here during a bachelor party...

Came here during a bachelor party night for a couple hours. Dancer quality is about average. May not have something for everyone. Mostly black dancers and 2 or 3 latinas. A few had those fake…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

I've been here a few times....

I've been here a few times. The location is convenient enough, given that part of town the building itself is a little rough on the out side, inside isn't bad though. I think this…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Had never been here before but...

Had never been here before but heard some crazy stories so I decided to check it out. I like Hispanic girls and there were a few really good looking ones out of the bunch.…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

This is the only club in...

This is the only club in Bloomington. About a mile from the Indiana University campus. Based on prior reviews, my expectations were relatively low. The vibe inside was hard to pinpoint. People were generally friendly…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I was in Myrtle on business...

I was in Myrtle on business for a couple days. This is one of the best clubs around if you are into upscale clubs which I am. you money won't goes as far as it…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Want to try this place out....

Want to try this place out. The last time I was there was over 10 years ago. The place is a lot bigger then I remember, at least 3 stages…. drinks are crazy expensive…

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BEST WHITE COLLAR CLUB IN LEXINGTON

What, in your opinion, do you feel is the best club... white collar.. club in Lexington?

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Strippers and Cocaine Save Lives

http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/

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Although some dancers are ROBs; they do hate it when someone fucks w/ their $$$

As sands through the hourglass; so are the days of stripperweb: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?195996-I-feel-so-stupid!

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Minor tweaks I’d like to see to current TUSCL interface

1) since we can’t have photos anymore; at least it would be nice to be able to see a full-size view of a TUSCLer’s avatar – in the past when one clicked on a TUSCLer’s profile; they were able to…

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Female custies allowed in club but not allowed to get dances ?

From a recent review of St James in Houston: “… I arrived at St James after midnight on a Saturday night with my male friend. We were greeted warmly at the door by a manager. Cover was $15 each. Women don't…

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IDK but I found this a bit redundant

From a recent review: “… I had heard about this place for a while so I decided to check it out on November 8th. I got there around 11:30. If you've never been you have to pay a $20 cover charge…

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Smoke Machine

Personally – I hate SCs that do that smoke machine crap. Personally – I don’t see any need for it whatsoever. The only thing it does for me is irritate my eyes and further obscure the view of the ladies. Any of your…

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Jail work release program lets woman with 2 DUIs work in Atlanta SC

Jail work release program lets woman with 2 DUIs work in SC. Two points: 1. She looks a lot better dolled up and 2. How the f*ck did I find this before the master Shadow? http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/jail-work-release-program-lets-woman-2-duis-work-b/nh3Zk/

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JANET JACKSON WILL STRAIGHT-UP DEFLOWER DUDES WITH MID-CONCERT LAP DANCES

http://www.playboy.com/articles/janet-jackson-on-stage-lap-dance?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Facebook_Janet

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What happens...

If you have a lawn and you really piss a stripper off bad... http://www.sex.com/picture/21636844-awesome-rear-entry-solo-pic-with-a-fabulous-ash-brown/

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XTRA!! Unknown man saves Fontana Dam in North Carolina

A small leak in the Fontana Dam threatened to grow larger and flood the entire region. On lookers saw a man holding a bucket of fried chicken, walk out of the trees and stuck one immense finger in the leak, thereby…

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Bouncers shoot stripper's husband.

Security guards at a South Philadelphia strip club shot a man early Sunday after he allegedly tried to run one of them over with his minivan, police said. The 27-year-old man was kicked out of Club Onyx on Christopher Columbus Boulevard…

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Anybody dig the Wagyu beef hot dogs?

Remember, even American Kobe breeds have lips and assholes. Take that stuff and pack it in a sausage casing. What do you have? A groovy Wagyu Kobe Hot Dog!!! I actually couldn't resist when I saw them on the menu. Only…

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Bad Boom Rising

I see a bad boom rising. I see trouble on the way. I see nursing schools and cocktail waitressing I see bad times today. Don't go clubbing tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad boom on the rise. I hear air dances a-blowin'. I…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

I had heard about this place...

I had heard about this place for a while so I decided to check it out on November 8th. I got there around 11:30. If you've never been you have to pay a $20 cover…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

I stopped by on Halloween night...

I stopped by on Halloween night knowing that some girls dress very sexy costumes that day. It was a very disappointing visit to say the least. 1. Parking lot smells like pee which is very…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in at Riverside for the...

Stopped in at Riverside for the first time in several years. Essentially nothing had changed since my last visit. It's still predominately a neighborhood bar with a stage for strippers. Decent space, large…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Was doing some business in the...

Was doing some business in the area so I decided to hit my old favorite Diamonds. It was happy hour so there were some good food specials and the beer was $2.50. The stage rotation…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went in on Friday around 12....

Went in on Friday around 12. I guess that started charging $3 for the buffet now cuz this was the second time I came during the noon hour. So maybe that's what's changed. The food…

Blush

Commack, New York

Nickle and dimed to death. Let's...

Nickle and dimed to death. Let's begin with the $5 cover charge, it's just enough to be annoying. Why do I have to pay $5 for this place??? From the looks of it they should…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hit up Pandoras one Sunday afternoon....

Hit up Pandoras one Sunday afternoon. Showed up around 4PM and hit the shift change which definitely worked in my favor. The club is not the worst I've ever been to, but not the nicest…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

This was my first time in...

This was my first time in Seattle, and I'm not sure I picked the best place to visit. Seattle (or maybe the whole state?) is another place where they seem to think that nudity…

Barnett Avenue Adult Super Store

San Diego, California

Been here a couple times, it's...

Been here a couple times, it's an adult store that sometimes has a girl for a peep show. I advise getting to talk to the girl before you go in to the booth. One time…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I visited this club in November...

I visited this club in November 2014 on a Saturday evening. It's in a seedy part of San Francisco, on Market Street next door to a popular concert venue. Outside, it looks very…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

As many have stated before nice...

As many have stated before nice club, there is even a Steakhouse in the club if you want to grab dinner. Went just before the FLL boat show - so it was…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I stopped by Little Darlings on...

I stopped by Little Darlings on a friday night around 11 pm. They cover charge was $20 and it covered free drinks for the night. The club is relatively small but has a…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Brad's continues to be my go...

Brad's continues to be my go to club in town. Was recently there on a Friday afternoon. And while the regular dancers were there, there were at least 4 new dancers added to their staff.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I used to work here. It...

I used to work here. It was the best and most fun club that I had ever worked at between 2006 and 2008. 2008 was went it went down hill and many customers and dancers…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

I was up in Dallas for...

I was up in Dallas for work and in the mood for a strip club. PT's was closest to where I was staying, and the reviews sounded OK. Picked up some beer and got there…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

My wife and I were back...

My wife and I were back in Florida for a family visit, so we thought we should have some fun at the local club. My wife always enjoys the attention from the Florida girls and…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I had time to drop on...

I had time to drop on by last week so I made the 50 minute drive and took a seat toward the back. I agree with the other review - this place never changes.…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Went to the club around 10:00...

Went to the club around 10:00 pm and there were literally more girls than guys. They did a line up for a two dance special and the girls kept coming and coming. They…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

After hearing and reading all good...

After hearing and reading all good reviews about this place I stopped in on a recent business trip to the area. Parking lot is big and decently well lit. The club is on the outskirts…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

I walked in early evening. Two...

I walked in early evening. Two girls were sitting around. Both looked like your prototypical dancer that was regular weight and regular looks. The place was empty with the exception of the owner sitting by…

Madame Oar's

Binghamton, New York

For starters: Cops everywhere giving tickets...

For starters: Cops everywhere giving tickets in this area. This place is in a shopping center that has another club owned by the same owner as this one. When you walk in there was no…

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, France

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite places ever! Not a traditional strip club at all, but more of intimate sex show type of thing. It's down in a basement and there are about…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Other than the place being run...

Other than the place being run down. It's a great place for a $5 lap dance. Daytime cover is $12. Drinks are fairly reasonable. I was able to get maybe 5 or 6 lap…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Back in town and first thing...

Back in town and first thing to do was hit Hiliter. My ATF butterfly was busy when I arrived so chilled and enjoyed the eye candy and the 2 for 1 Stellas. While waiting for…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Like most others i'm sure have...

Like most others i'm sure have said - the dancers are damn HOT!! There not a single one that was not hot any time I've been there. The place is clean, the staff and dancers…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I visited here on Thursday evening....

I visited here on Thursday evening. Little darlings next door offers $2 drinks on Thursday so I figured I would start here and have that as a fallback. The drink service was slower than I've…

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How do you say no to DATY

When she is gorgeous, a 9 your book, it smells nice & clean, you know you are her first customer of the day, she lowers her VIP price to what you offer and then she literally sticks it in your…

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Web Cam modeling

I met up with a 25 year old dancer OTC last night and she was telling me that she's been doing some web cam work and is making decent money. Have any other tusclers been involved with this end of…

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Blackjacks Gentlemen's club; The #1 Chicagoland strip club within 75 miles of Do

In a previous discussion, someone had replied with a mention of the Industrial Strip, which unfortunately is also in the ghetto. From my personal experiences, the #1 Chicagoland Strip Club within less than 75 miles of Downtown Chicago is…

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OMG...FloriDUH

OK, OK...I'm prefacing this by saying I love the Sunshine State. I own property there and was even lounging on the waterfront in the St. Pete area not too long ago. So no disrespect to the Floridians. But FUCK...Fla USA…

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Pedestrian struck, killed outside Marion{FL} strip club,

MARION COUNTY, Fla. - A 52-year-old man is dead after he was struck by a bus early Saturday morning outside a Marion County strip club, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. The incident happened around 1:38 a.m. Saturday on US-441…

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Boycott the dreaded Club O Gentlemen's Club in Harvey, Illinois!!!

From the way the dreaded Club O Gentlemen's Club in the Chicago, Illinois south suburb of Harvey has been ruthlessly blocking me and blocking me on their Facebook page for posting warnings that the club sits in a bad area,…

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ohio

Anyone from anywhere close to mansfield ohio

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Its a start i guess

Finally made out with a stripper(dont know if bad idea or not lol) guess its a start happened outa nowhere really was pretty drunk got 2 dances on the first dance she shoved her hand in my pants and told…

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Persistence

"Energy and persistence conquer all things." - Benjamin Franklin In September a dancer I'll call Sansa treated me very disrespectfully. I had been seeing her regularly for 8 or 10 months and had been spending a lot of money on…

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the 1-10 scale

I see the 1-10 scale being used to describe the level of attractiveness of the dancers in a club in almost every review and I've always wondered what is considered a 1 and what is considered a 10 to the…

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OT: Who's stupider?

The large group of people who don't vote at all, or the large group of people who vote in presidential but not mid-term elections? Clearly the latter, I think. The first group, for understandable reasons, have given up,…

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Hot TV chicks

I was watchin' the ol' idiot box tryin' to get inspired to have fun while Mrs. Zip be out o' town when what did I see? The AT&T commercial with the hot chick named Lily (I did not know the…

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Nebraska club offering strippers $1500 signing bonus's.

Shane Harrington found a way to combine three of his desires: alcohol, adult entertainment and Lincoln. Harrington, the 39-year-old who helped create porn star Melissa Midwest, is promoting and marketing Saturday's official grand opening of The Foxy Gentlemen’s Club at 18th…

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About to be strip clubbing again

I meet a nice lady made her my gf and been banging her out for a month. Construction picked up so I got a new job once I get first check off to the club I goo!!! Can't wait…

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Have you ever taken Molly and jacked it in the police station?

Check it out...dude in Colorado got all twisted on the drugs, stole an ambulance, and got tased without saying "don't tase me bro." To top off that evening of badassery he apparently decided to jack it in the police station…

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Uber for PL's?

You know how we're all looking for ways to capitalize on the economic boom? Well, I’ve come up with an idea and wanted to bounce it off you guys and gal. I’m starting an Uber-like service, specifically targeted towards strip…

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Bill c-36 - What effect will it have on Canadian Strip Clubs ?

Have been following of late the news that bill c-36 is set to become law in Canada. The bill appears to be making prostitution illegal and going after those who traffic women and profit from them mostly (which is of…

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What are the best Florida Strip Clubs for high mileage

I will be in Ft Lauderdale and West Palm Beach in early February of a couple of weeks. In your opinions wheat are the best clubs for extremely high mileage.......(Detroit style), thank' you very much. Vic

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Hail Detroit !

. Strips clubs in South kick ass. Texas, Arizona, Tampa, Atlanta Strip clubs in North ? Lame, Lame, Lame. Northern Cali, Portland, Seattle, Canada, New Hampshire, NJ, NY .... except it so seemed Detroit may be an exception. Just by the…

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Sheriff: Strip club owner, girlfriend, dancer kidnapped by gunmen

LA MARQUE {TX}— The owner of a local strip club was briefly kidnapped, along with his girlfriend and one of the club’s dancers, by armed men Friday morning, Galveston Sheriff’s Office officials said. According to a media release sent…

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XTRA!! String of KFC robberies baffle police----Asheville, NC

In each case the flimsy backdoor of the chicken eatery was punched in, allowing access. "It's almost like someone used a hamhock to smash their way in", exclaimed one officer. Also troubling to detectives was the enormous size of the fingerprints left…

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my favorite sex position is the JFK

Thats when you splatter all over her in the car and she starts screaming and trying to get out

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LDKing Tip ?

I often get raging hard-ons when I get high-mileage LDs and often times dancers think that I am so hard-up that I am going to cum in my pants – but I don’t have the LDK gift. Thus on certain occasions;…

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New Variety Of SS

About 6 months ago a dancer introduced herself to me and there was an immediate attraction, but I was there for my ATF and after telling her she was my type (spinner Asian) but I'd have to take a rain…

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More Than A Dozen Arrests At Miami Strip Club Raid

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A month long undercover investigation culminated early Friday morning with a multi-agency raid at a Miami strip club which led to more than a dozen arrests. Miami police and state beverage officers raided the Wonderland Strip Club on…

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Taking a Dancer to a Club

I need some advice from those of you who have taken a stripper on a date to a club. For a change, this does not involve my DS. Yes, I have other strippers in my life. You…

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Christmas Gift Ideas

http://m.thewirelesscatalog.com/catalog/qs/detail/VM9742 http://www.baconfreak.com/ http://m.thewirelesscatalog.com/catalog/qs/detail/VK4333

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Signs of the Times: Jay Z corners the market for strip club bottle service

Positioning for the Economic Boom, Jay Z Just Bought A Company That Sells £120,000 Gold Bottles Of Champagne http://www.businessinsider.com/jay-z-bought-armand-de-brignac-which-sells-120000-champagne-2014-11#ixzz3IIZ4Oh9v Smart man that Jay Z! So how are YOU positioning yourself to take advantage of the economic boom?

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Vote for your favorite GILF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4VdYy9Fd5o

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Battle of wills – sorta

I’ve personally experienced it at some clubs; and have read about it in reviews from time to time – i.e. dancers not taking anything off on stage b/c PLs are not tipping. I know there is the rare exception of clubs…

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Do you, or have you, ever hit a club just b/c of the free lunch buffet ?

I’ve kinda thought about it since some clubs (usually the more upscalish ones) do have decent free buffets (plus I don’t necessarily have a very sophisticated palate, like Steve229 for example, so I’d be down w/ a decent free buffet)…

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Things strippers say (or don't say)

Recently I visited two clubs in the same day and got these classic lines from dancers. Club #1: her: What brings you out tonight? me: Oh, I'm a little depressed and was hoping you could cheer me up. her: I know…

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Why cannot I stay logged on!?

No stay logged on button...kicked off if I go somewhere for 30 minutes. Is it just me!?

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The Other Side of Stephen Hawking: Strippers, Aliens, and Disturbing Abuse Claim

"Hawking is also said to be a big fan of strip clubs." Of course he is. He's the smartest man in the world. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/06/the-other-side-of-stephen-hawking-strippers-aliens-and-disturbing-abuse-claims.html?via=newsletter&source=CSAfternoon

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Waht happend

Hey Y,all What ever happened to Stilitto25 & Caroline?

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Midnight Run

At midnight last night I was driving to a strip club. If you know me, you will be surprised. I'm a dude in his 60's who typically arrives at a club around 1PM, spends a few hours drinking and admiring…

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Is there any chance that she's telling me the truth?

We are going to VIP, and I find out that she just got out of VIP with some loser. She realizes that I'm thinking, "I don't want sloppy seconds" so she volunteers that she doesn't have sex in the…

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This is some pretty fucked up shit right here...

Australian chick filmed having sex with dog. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/31/jenna-driscoll-bestiality-dog-sex-video_n_6082646.html Surprisingly attractive for a dogfucker...

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Did this revelation by Sophia Lauren surprise you?

Explanation for iconic photo of Sophia Loren giving Jayne Mansfield's tits "the look" www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/05/sophia-loren-jayne-mansfield-photo_n_6108252.html

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OT: 99% of mid-term voters clueless about the economic boom!

Sheesh!! No wonder GOP won big. "there is a sense among voters that the economy continues to struggle: 70 percent rate the country's current economic condition as not good or poor, while 28 percent say the economy is…

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drop your pants

Drop Your Pants* for Depend® Underwareness*: http://youtu.be/rlQRy5lSbXU

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one funny mofo

Mike Epps Inappropriate Behavior Full: http://youtu.be/XlyveSdwlBg

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trivago

How do you find hotels for otc?

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something like a phenomenon

I've noticed that at no sex clubs its easy to order up DFK than it is in sex clubs...y is this ?

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Dancer: What kind of dancer do you like or what kind of dances do you like.

I get asked this by a lot of dancers and my stock answer for either of those questions is "Nasty".

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Molly Shattuck, Ex-Ravens Cheerleader, Indicted For Having Sex With A 15 Year-Ol

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/ravens-cheerleader-molly-shattuck/ We need to protect our 15-year-old boys from such horrible crimes!

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Is this the worst review of all-time ?

From today’s reviews: “I went to this club and the front looked sketchy but to my surprise there were some pretty girls in there. Bartender was very friendly and remembered my name that was a plus. I got a few dances…

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Drones and Porn

Something new I guess http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/the-first-porn-film-made-by-drones-is-here-and-it-is-nsfw--lyqCaWIVPg

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Drugged out bitch Pelosi and doddering old fool Reid

They're gone right? No more wacked-out statements? I wish

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do strippers shit ?

Of course they do..they vote...get marred...get devorsed...do drugs...have sex wit satifing sausage fingers...they even eat fast food...y som of you acting like these bitches a unicorm ?

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new platinum plus Greenville SC by lil ol me

• Juice is bake and i had my duke blue hat and devilish attitude with me...12am Nov 5, 2014 my 33 years of greatness was celebrated at Platinum Plus in Greenville SC. Getting in was $8 and i got I.D.…

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Super Discount Strip Clubs

Since our brother GAC is going broke paying for strippers, I thought it might be helpful to identify all super discount clubs in the US for him. I would define a super discount club as one that has full…

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how and when to "just ask" time"ing is everything

I used to be like you...i was worried about making them upset. But as I've learned throught the years for me the best delivery or tackfulness...isnt at the table...it should be in the vip/champagne rooms...let me explain...once i find the…

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Friend zone kills sensuality

Can any of you TUSCL's relate to this? I've gotten to know some of the dancers at my regular SC pretty well. Drinks and talking. I tip at the bar but rarely get dances. Candidly, I'm really looking…

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PC Detroit Dancer

Let me preface this by saying that I am aware that the following may be perceived as the musings of a PL. And certainly I can see how that might be warranted. But figured why not, can't be the first…

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ROI from Drinks and Food

Does buying drinks and food increase ITC ROI? Past the very initial point, I don't think so. I've spent a small fortune buying drinks and food for dancers and have seen no increase in mileage given due to it.…

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OT: Republicans gain control of Senate

Full disclosure - I'm a mostly a fiscal conservative Republican. But, I haven't heard one of the Repug assholes articulate a plan to fix anything. Only bitching about what the other side is doing. With the religious nut bags…

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Is offering P4P offensive?

Should women be offended by offers of P4P? Fuck the fascist legality aspect. Now, I'm talking about tactful, polite but candid generous offer for P4P. In this age of feminism, do they not have the right of…

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The problem is I love them all

I almost become catatonic by the choices. Dancers, Escorts, AMP's. So much pussy with finite amount of whoring money. The opportunity is endless yet I still pursue variety which is kind of nuts.

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Huston I have a problem.

Ok, so I've been dropping an insane (in-fckn-sane) amount of cash on strippers. Problem is at my favorite spot, I hardly ever see the same stripper twice. I feel like I have to build my credentials all over again, because…

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P4P Bitch

Tuscl Brothers has this ever happened to you. Finest dancer in the club. I tip generously and we seem to be going on swimmingly. I ask about P4P and tactfully (as possible) offer a generous amount for…

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How do you get better than perfection?

This is the latest installment in my continuing saga of the most sexually satisfying woman I have ever encountered. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, they got better. A lot better. So we…

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Post day and time most likely to go to a SC

For me Wednesday around 2pm.

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XTRA! Man in Asheville, Carolina cannot use voting machine......

It seems that instead of voting for one candidate, the prodigious girth of his fingers confused the touchscreen, and multiple and wrong selections kept appearing. The man was heard saying as he left, "Faggots!, Try sticking a…

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Would this be weird/make a stripper freak out

So I've got a fetish for spandex/yoga pants I'm sure most guys also can appreciate a pair of tight spandex pants on a girl with a good ass. I'm thinking about buying a pair. Then the next time…

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Do Strippers Vote?

Today, after voting, I visited two of my favorite local clubs. While there, I polled both bartenders and strippers to see if they voted or intended to vote. I asked 7 total people and all 7 said they…

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Trip to the barren West

I have to travel to Holland Michigan this week for an overnight sales call. I am aware of the three clubs in Grand Rapids. They all sound alike and they all sound (read) disappointing. There seems to be an active…

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Real Talk

Sum times a spit job with dfk just really gets it done

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Money talks. Good new for Atlanta club goers.

Despite bribe charge, Brookhaven folds on Pink Pony case In an astounding turn of events, the Brookhaven city council has surrendered to the Pink Pony strip club and will allow it to operate for six years in defiance of the…

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cameras in vip room

why is there cameras in the vip room