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Questions from strippers....Where do you live? Occupation?

Let's say you meet a cool stripper that is chatting you up. You have no plans of seeing her again other than that day. Do you have a go to answer for occupation and where do you live questions?…

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South Park - Tom Cruise

South Park is easily the funniest shit on TV. No question. And they get away with stuff I just can't imagine. This one is fucking priceless. And if you don't understand why it's funny, do some research. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKbLquqxBAQ I cannot believe they…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Stopped in on a Saturday night...

Stopped in on a Saturday night around 11pm. Club was about half full. Was able to easily find a seat. Dancers were friendly and while not filled with 10's, not terribly bad. Club was a little smokey.…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Went a couple weeks ago and...

Went a couple weeks ago and boy was the place packed, seemed like to many guys were there fornthe place go handle but I sat relaxed watxhed a few girls dance and enjoyed my drink…

Fantasy Grand Junction

Grand Junction, Colorado

I always go to this club...

I always go to this club when I'm in town on business. The dancers are friendly even though there aren't very many of them. The drinks are typical, but good. What makes this place stand…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

I don't stop here nearly as...

I don't stop here nearly as often as I used to. The quality of the dancers has gone downhill since my last review in 2012. Occasionally there are some hotter, younger dancers here,…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

For my friend's birthday about 8...

For my friend's birthday about 8 of us (guys and girls) took a limo ride and ended our night here for drinks and fun. Another strip club was trying to charge us cover but…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

The good old alaskan bush CO....

The good old alaskan bush CO. This place has been a local staple for years I remember going here on my 18 th bday. they have two sides to the club so you can go…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

This review will be the 100th...

This review will be the 100th review of Norma Jeans. Also, this may be my final review for a while on this site in general. I entered Norma Jeans a little after midnight on Saturday,…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I am a big fan of...

I am a big fan of this club bit this review is an exception. I have stopped several times overve holidays only to find them closed. I came to discovee they're now closed on tuesday…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Was on my way to a...

Was on my way to a meeting and wanted to relax after a long drive. Saw that Lookers was relaxed and friendly. It wasn't great but was quite pleasant. I talked to a dancer that…

Top Hat Lounge

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Went Thursday and Friday night. Three...

Went Thursday and Friday night. Three dollar cover charge on Friday night. About 5 girls and 10 to 12 guests on Firday night. Thursday was bad weather so was alone with the same…

Plai Boi Palace

Dothan, Alabama

Jv in Alabama and loving this...

Jv in Alabama and loving this lil black club. Best in town. Getting in cost a Abraham Lincoln and dances run four of them, but worth every penny i could afford. I love black clubs…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

Made my first visit to the...

Made my first visit to the Nags Head last night. As others have said this is a small strip pub with a £3 entrance fee, £1 in the pot collections for stage dances and near…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

came here to visit one of...

came here to visit one of faves. buy a drink, sit at the bar, admire the bartender without trying to drool all over myself, and waited for the fave to walk out of the dressing…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Been here a hew times, but...

Been here a hew times, but my first time here on Amateur Night. Lots of buildup to Amateur Show, which didn't start until 11. Only 3 amateurs, one of which was the clear…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Thursday and it was a very cold night. There were a handful of people in the club and the dancers outnumbered the customers. It is a BYOB…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

This was my first strip club...

This was my first strip club as well as my first review so here goes! It is 18+ and does not serve alcohol just like how I remembered going during my college years. The club…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Last time I was here I...

Last time I was here I left very happy. Wanted to to see if last trip was the norm. Got the last parking space in the near parking lot. Got the pat down before…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Have not been to a Cleveland...

Have not been to a Cleveland strip club in a while. Crazyhorse used to be up scale AND nude.  Now a pastie joint.   Good food and reasonably priced.  Stage lame but couch fances decent.  Like so many…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Good news, bad news, then good...

Good news, bad news, then good news again. ***Good news #1***: I haven't been to Gold Club in a while, and was worried about what I'd find. What I found is, the girls…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

A few friends and I went...

A few friends and I went to centerfolds last night after the NFL games and the place always delivers with hot dancers. One of my buddies is a regular and the staff goes out of…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Tried NY Dolls on a Friday...

Tried NY Dolls on a Friday night in December. It was 11PM but not crowded at all, although more people showed up by the time I left. The dancers were all nice, nobody…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The physical atmosphere is about the...

The physical atmosphere is about the same or better than Christine's. However, every time I go there, (been there 3-4 times since it became VGC) the place has been empty. I arrived this past…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Went to Babe’s at ~5:30pm on...

Went to Babe’s at ~5:30pm on Friday afternoon and assuming it would be considered “prime time”, I expected a cover, crowd and best talent. I usually hit the clubs mid-late afternoon to avoid the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I've been checking out Synn more...

I've been checking out Synn more often with some hot looking dancers who provide some high mileage in the VIP. Mostly Latina dancers, with some African American & white. I focused on Baby, a tall,…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

My buddy and I went because...

My buddy and I went because we I had heard about Tuesday nights penny beers. So we checked it out its $20 for the night then penny drinks so that was good. As u enter…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Went in a little after midnight...

Went in a little after midnight on a Friday night, I have been here a few times before, talent usually poor, but Renee is a real diamond in the ruff, she was not…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Went for the Special Event "Viva...

Went for the Special Event "Viva Las Vegas." There was a free buffet, and a Blackjack and poker table. The food was pretty good (pretty sure it's from the head chef of Diamond…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

I have not been to this...

I have not been to this club for about three months and it's still a great club. Of the girls working there was a wide variety of all types. There were 3-4 sub fives, 3-4…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I stopped in Foxy Brockton last...

I stopped in Foxy Brockton last night just after the Patriots game was over. Many things have not changed here over the years. Cover was $10, domestic beer $6.50. Still very nice interior, lots of…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Haven't been to Gigi's for awhile...

Haven't been to Gigi's for awhile and most of my other go-to clubs weren't too hot so I decided to make a trip back to Gigi's. I got their about 6 pm on Friday.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

bored so I decided to go...

bored so I decided to go up there on a Sunday afternoon to watch the Lions game. food was great. management seems like assholes yelling at girls in front of customers not cool.the wait…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

Stopped by on a Saturday night....

Stopped by on a Saturday night. Not much has changed. Same run down club with the same dancers (a few new ones, but mostly the same as the past year or two). Cover on a…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I went to the club to...

I went to the club to visit after the holidays to see what new paid my cover was about one guy there when I showed cold day not a lot of traffic at all that…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Just before Xmas I made a...

Just before Xmas I made a Saturday night visit to the Cadillac Lounge to get into the holiday spirit with some ho-ho-ho's. For anyone who hasn't visited the Caddy it's on par with the two…

Silk The Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

This club is very hit or...

This club is very hit or miss. One good visit can be followed by two or three bad ones. What keeps me coming back is the occasional good experience. It's not worth a drive all…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times in the past and thought that I would do an update to a recent revisit. Before my last visit strokers was on my infamous "do not…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

During my five or six years...

During my five or six years of TUSCL membership I have written 62 reviews of 62 clubs. However, I haven't been to a new club in about five months, so for the first time…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Stopped in for a break on...

Stopped in for a break on a wednesday afternoon. Not a whole lot of patrons and maybe 10 girls working. Got a seat by bar and ordered a beer. One of the girls was very outspoken…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Venus Video had 4 girls on...

Venus Video had 4 girls on when I walked through last Thursday. The girls had their nationalities listed next to their names, and I picked Cinna, a girl of Portuguese-Italian mix. What was outstanding about…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a conference. I had a hotel near the block. I went down to check it out. I arrived at opening time. girls were just arriving. I just chilled and got…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still best SC I have been...

Still best SC I have been so I'll say that up front to offset some negative comments. Not as many young beauties as other Sunday visits. Still fun way to spend 3 hours on a…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Things are changing, Ok I use...

Things are changing, Ok I use to consider this place for the most part a dump, with over priced drinks (compared to others on 19) , and either ugly girls or ones that should be…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Havent been to the Cab in...

Havent been to the Cab in a few years mainly because I no longer live in the area. Although its been about 2 years or more since i have been, I always liked this club.…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

I visited Road House Revue on...

I visited Road House Revue on what one would assume to be a popular, hoppin' kind of night. But, the number of both customers and strippers was pretty low. More selection would be preferred. Of…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Well I was looking for a...

Well I was looking for a club to visit after one of my favorite ones got closed down and found this one. I was mainly intrigued by the name of the establishment! I…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visiting New Orleans for the first...

Visiting New Orleans for the first time and me and a group of friends got dragged in by the no cover charge deal. The club itself is a little misleading as when you step in,…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

In South Phoenix again on business....

In South Phoenix again on business. I wanted to try out some other clubs on this trip, but time and transportation limits didn't allow much roaming, so I went back to T&A since it…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Made my first trip to the...

Made my first trip to the club, being a fairly regular visitor of the sister PP club. Had low expectations, which was a good thing.... On the plus side, I was expecting an annoying drive…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

I had a few hours to...

I had a few hours to kill before my flight home from the West Palm Beach airport (only a couple miles away if you need to kill time) and decided to stop into Monroe's for…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

This is a solid small club....

This is a solid small club. There are three stages, but I've never been there when they have more than one stage going. It is newly renovated, The girls are attractive and if you are…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Was back at follies last week;...

Was back at follies last week; it had been a while! Arrived around 11pm and stayed till close. Parking as usual was valet, and then in addition i paid the $20 cover when i got…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Ok, I went there in the...

Ok, I went there in the afternoon and it was slow, as I was leaving I noticed some nice talent walking in so I decided to comeback in a few hours. The Day girls were…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter is my favorite Phoenix club...

HiLiter is my favorite Phoenix club for getting drunk and getting good mileage. I never have any problems with the bouncers, and most if not all girls allow you to be fairly to very handsy.…

Mirage Night Club

Houston, Texas

I was driving by this place...

I was driving by this place a few days ago and decided to stop by. I wasn't expecting much out of the place but it was by far the worst bar on telephone rd. When…

Triple Play

Sarnia, Ontario

Decided to stop by and try...

Decided to stop by and try this place again a couple of months ago. Figured that if nothing else grab a beer and move on. It was a cold and rain night so…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Stopped on a Friday afternoon. ...

Stopped on a Friday afternoon. Posting on a sex site said a middle aged bbw would be there. Paid the fee to get in and saw 3 "strippers" working. Checked out the…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Been to this club many times,...

Been to this club many times, under De Je Vu, Larry Flynt's, and now the Library, it's a decent hangout, good place to kill some time, and see some women, depending on the girl, the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited...

I visited on Sat. afternoon from 1:30 til 4pm. While I was there, Shadowcat and two other TUSCLers were also in attendance. Since not much had changed from my last visit…

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The Ca$h Cannon

I saw this being advertised on the TV at one of my regular clubs yesterday. At this club, you can rent it from them. As if I wanted to make it rain. http://www.thecashcannon.com/

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Do u read ALL the reviews or just your state/area reviews?

At one time I only read the FL reviews and a few other places namely Michigan and Mexico b/c it had good reviews(ie extras). Now I read(more like skim) all the reviews. I read the ones from places outside of…

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Why I am getting tired of strip clubs

I used to be a big fan of strip clubs, but I have just become disenchanted with then. Here's why: 1) The girls constantly try to cheat me on dances. It's like they think I am stupid.…

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The Changing Face of TUSCL

Maybe it's the New Year, but we have several new members - welcone. But where are some of the old guys? where is Juice

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I am not sure...

Was surfing during while watching NFL football and saw this. I am not sure if I would see a chick that goes by the name Switch Blade Jade. Sounds like an Hotlanta 2:00 AMer ready to happen. http://www.eros.com/us/georgia/atlanta/files/545291.htm

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backrubs at foxylady brockton?

Is it worth the money? Looking for reviews on the money spent for a good neck/shoulder rub at foxy?

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Oasis and Doraville argue their cases in Georgia’s Supreme Court

ATLANTA, GA, January 7, 2015 - by Trey Benton – Oasis Attorney, Alan Begner and Scott Bergthold, Attorney for the City of Doraville, presented oral arguments Tuesday before a full bench of Georgia Supreme Court Justices. The adult club’s lawsuit seeks…

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I'm betting the Patriots will lose

The bet is if I win you have to prop me as a cool guy, If I lose i will prop you as a great guy (or girl) Any takers? Not much time

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busted faces and stripper handshakes

Was clubbing this morning so i can publish my first tuscl review when i see this busted stripper dealing out hand job free samples. What the hell ?

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ot...ever learn a second language?

Hana Teaches Japanese - World's Dumbest: http://youtu.be/IC4oqQYHEHQ

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Disarm the police!!!!

Cop Trying to Kill the Family Dog, Kills Woman Instead, In Front of her Husband and 4-year-old Son http://thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-kill-family-dog-kills-woman-instead-front-husband-4-year-old-son/

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Jerikson40 found on youtube

World's Dumbest - Woman Fails Easy Math: http://youtu.be/mq4QDh8fW4A

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Evies Garden in Syracuse

Have any of you been to Evie's Garden in Syracuse? I understand it's where Valkyrie used to be. I've got a trip to Syracuse coming up and wanted to know how the club and dances are. It seems like the…

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Time for More Mandatory Carry Laws?

In light of the increasing attacks on civilians by these Islamic fucks?

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Offtopic Battlecreek 100 vehicle pileup on weather channel

Have you seen the video? I heard it was around a curve and semis and vehicles were coming around a curve at interstate speed on snow covered roads. Kind of spooky.

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the chase

Lets face it boys not all of us club for extras as the #1 objective. Some crave the process of the hunt and chase. Like me once the sex is had the fun is over for my desire for that…

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Day and Night

In my experience it seams to me the most in side the club sex happens on days shifts

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Strippers asking you for your digets.

This has happened to me a few times. We all know the obvious reason why. If I don't want to hear from them, I'll make up some bull shit story about why I can't give it to them. On the…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Let me first of say that...

Let me first of say that this was my first time going to a strip club and this place has made it the most enjoyable newbie experience ever, so first timers don't be shy and…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

I had less than 30 minutes...

I had less than 30 minutes to kill between work and a dinner engagement that didn't involve a strip club, so I swung by Divas XO for quick visit. I arrived just before 5:30 and…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

This was my first experience at...

This was my first experience at a strip club, I waited to do a review on this one and others so I knew what was good and bad. First off, the people and girls at…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

A nice club in an industrial...

A nice club in an industrial areas of the 91 freeway. Got there about nine in the evening with 15 dancers working, most were white or Latina and attractive.monly one who was a little bigger…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I finally gave Flashdancers a try...

I finally gave Flashdancers a try for the first time. I went about 20min before 8, paying the $10 fee (becomes $20 after 8), which seems to be a good strategy for this club.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Came here after hopping at a...

Came here after hopping at a few other Washington Park clubs. Don't think it's like the typical clubs, but definitely posh for the area. Really surprised with the front desk. To the right there's an…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Visited the club on a Thursday...

Visited the club on a Thursday (weekdays give way better value and some girls only work the weekdays). In short, I had an epic time at the club. Bazz consistently offers a mostly pleasurable experience…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Been a while since I've been...

Been a while since I've been here, but since I was in town had to stop by. Used a pass that is only valid until 9 pm. One drink minimum for $7.50 plus $5.50 valet,…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Just left the Treasure Club a...

Just left the Treasure Club a few minutes ago. This review is definitely earned, mostly by the Treasure girls. Drink specials have changed since the last time I've been in a few months ago. Tonight…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Went two different early Friday evenings...

Went two different early Friday evenings recently & there were less than 5 customers in the place both times. I didn't stick around long enough the first time to get a feel for the dancers,…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

I’m about to chew a particular...

I’m about to chew a particular dancer up and spit her out like plain bubble gum. “I’m not a killer but don’t push me” (in my Tupac Shakur voice). So I read some reviews on…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Tonight was a typical night for...

Tonight was a typical night for me at Fuego. I arrived here around 11:30pm after I wasted an hour of my life at Showcase Theater in Beltsville. As I park my car and begin walking…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Pulled into Caberet after landing at...

Pulled into Caberet after landing at the airport. This place is pretty damn close to the airport and I try to visit every time I fly into El Paso. Not much has changed since…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

I decided to stop into this...

I decided to stop into this place on a trek out into the cornfields, hitting Silver Slipper first and this place later. This place is not much to look at from the outside - sort…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

This place lives up to the...

This place lives up to the Saloon part of its name. It's big and wide open, feels very much like a country place on the inside. Long bar, long catwalk down the middle of the…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

The Block. It looks like a...

The Block. It looks like a seedy dump, and that's because it is. I went to Harem last week on Sunday night. Nothing too special. Although there was a sexy ass girl there with long…

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Went to Hush when I found...

Went to Hush when I found out that Deja Vu is no longer open during the day. I was there about 2:00pm just before Christmas there were about 3 dancers working - one about 20lbs…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

During the weekdays it can be...

During the weekdays it can be pretty empty w/guests. Usually closer to 5 than 10. Many dancers will stop by asking you for a dance. If you do a lap dance to start, they…

Stringfellows

London, England

I had been to Stringfellows a...

I had been to Stringfellows a couple of times some years ago (before I discovered tuscl) and decided to go in again last night. The fact that girls flock around you and hustle you as…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Ok... I think I may...

Ok... I think I may have found the next best club in Atlanta. Getting tired of the same crap at Follies so I ventured out to this club. I have…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Stopped by as shifts were changing...

Stopped by as shifts were changing on a Saturday night. Was surprised to see one of my former ATF has started back. She had been gone for about 3 years and had left…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always a good time even when...

Always a good time even when faves not there will be a new fave in waiting. Came early evening at 8ish, w girls friendlier and more willing to chat vs quick hustle and straight to…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Visited the club on Friday afternoon,...

Visited the club on Friday afternoon, which use to be a fairly busy time drawing plenty of customers, and attracting a nice selection of girls. On this day, there were only 8 or 9…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I usually come here at night,...

I usually come here at night, but I came here in the late afternoon on Friday. It's overall a very nice club. Clean, huge, and comfortable. There was only one dancer on stage at a…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

I stopped in on a Thursday...

I stopped in on a Thursday around 3pm and was greeted by several young ladies. I grabbed a drink and watched the stage for a while until one caught my eye; somehow she knew she…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Great variety of girls. Good action...

Great variety of girls. Good action on the rail. I stopped in around 7:30 on a Wednesday. It was right after the shift change and the club was nearly empty. I got a drink and…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Was back in town and had...

Was back in town and had to visit...multiple times. The club looks the same as it has for years...nothing fancy and a little dated, but not run down or dirty. Nice casual atmosphere and the…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

I stopped by at Desire on...

I stopped by at Desire on Tue. afternoon. It is your standard Florida strip club. A decent size bar is right inside the front door. Off to the right is the stage…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The strip club is located in...

The strip club is located in an industrial area that seems pretty safe. The cost of entering was $15 on a weekend night that I went which I think was Thursday, overall i'd say…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

For me this club has always...

For me this club has always been a sure thing when it comes to total fun-night.After a brief absence from this particular club,I decided to check it out on a Wednesday night.There was decent talent…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Stopped in late afternoon on way...

Stopped in late afternoon on way home from work. They had some very attractive girls but they seemed very dissinterested in working. I did finally have a few girls come over and offer…

Lady Godiva's

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Stopped in here on a tuesday...

Stopped in here on a tuesday night trying to have a little fun. This place is normally a complete waste of time and money on a week night. I normally dont complain about…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

While the club is clean and...

While the club is clean and the staff very pleaant and helpful, I can't help feeling it's gone downhill. I was there about a year ago when visiting Tampa and had such a good…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

Been here a few times in...

Been here a few times in the area and I'd say it's not too bad, considering the options in Virginia. Decent spot in Shockoe which has a lively nightlife. Cover was 20, though they will…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'll visit this club once a...

I'll visit this club once a year when I'm in Vegas. This was my second time. It's a medium size club the short cab ride from the strip. The layout is typical with one main…

Moonlight Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

stopped in around 11. All the...

stopped in around 11. All the dancers were middle aged Dominicans. All big girls with big naturals. Not thrilled with bartender or drink prices . Bought a beer for dancer and charged me $8. Was…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Stopped by again for a visit...

Stopped by again for a visit on my way through the area. The club is much as it was several years ago, and in the late afternoon there were about 9 or 10 dancers and…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Good club for eastern Iowa. Girls...

Good club for eastern Iowa. Girls were mostly hot and all were pretty friendly. It is BYOB which can be weird for people not used to iowa clubs but as long as you are prepared…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I recently moved to SW Mich...

I recently moved to SW Mich for work and decided to check out some of the clubs in the area. So I ended up at PH on a Sat night with friends. The drive in…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Hey gang. I just wish Atlanta's...

Hey gang. I just wish Atlanta's AMPs or MPs in general were as good as its strip clubs. Unless I am missing something, there is a huge discrepancy. Anyway, so here's my report: This is my…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Monday afternoon upon my arrival in town. There are two stages and a main bar that appear once you walk in the door. I decided to get…

Tiffani's Dolls Cabaret

Weirton, West Virginia

Stopped in after midnight on a...

Stopped in after midnight on a Thursday, not much was going on. Most the girls working looked to have some serious miles on em. After 3 rolling rocks I got a lap dance from a…

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Ice cream season

In a few months ice cream season will be upon us. Its my favorite time because i can go down to the local ice cream shop and watch all those barley 18 girls

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Knock, knock........

Who's there? Herbie Herbie who? HerBehind!..........

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THEY PLAY THESE 2 SONGS ALL THE TIME

one of them goes "work work work work working on my shit" the other one goes "I'm in love with the coco" "baking soda baking soda" yes folks this is what's out there that's masquerading as music nowadays I'm afraid.…

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My Perfect Tens

This is not a complete list, and I'll admit to some bias from when I was in my teens and 20s. Adriana Lima - Her VS years: By far the hottest of the Brazilian VS models. Giselle has a bit of…

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Like squiters?

Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists http://www.vice.com/read/scientists-perform-first-major-study-on-whether-squirting-is-just-peeing?utm_source=vicefbus

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Strippers being shy in bed

The last 3 strippers I've laid in bed was confident on the pole but shy in the sack. You thank some of these girls suffer from performing anxieties ?

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Clubbing Safety

I do not know whether this has been discussed recently. Since the Ferguson riots how do all you white guys young and old feel about safety at the clubs. I seldom worry about safety inside the club as it is always…

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Big Ten Inch Record

You guys remember this? This was the greatest song ever to play at a party......... http://lyrics.wikia.com/Aerosmith:Big_Ten_Inch_Record

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Who wrote "The G-String Murders"

http://time.com/3652404/gypsy-rose-lee/

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Mia Khalifa

She is ranked the #1 pornstar on Pornhub and getting death threats from Muslims because she is Middle Eastern. There is one scene she did where she is getting fucked wearing a hijab, which mocks sharia. I wouldn't be surprised…

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Club Good Times in Columbia, PA

Hey, anyone been to Club Good Times in Columbia, PA lately? Heading down that way tomorrow afternoon any was thinking of stopping by but would like any input from anyone who has been there lately. You can either…

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Here is a twist on a 2AMer. Floriduh of course.

A man shot in the arm outside a strip club early Friday attacked his assailant with a shovel in Hudson, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. Neither the man nor his assailant were identified. The incident happened at the Players…

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The optimal age

We all know that19 is the perfect age for a woman. Turns out 17 is the best age to be a guy. http://dailym.ai/14vTLdz

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Unfair

Here's the scenario. You're married to a woman who really turns you on. She's got exactly the body type that is perfect for you. Then she takes you for granted and changes in such a way that she…

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What's a "good tattoo"?

Here's two examples of good tattoos. They both happen to be on chicks who rate somewhere between a 12 and 14 on a scale of 10: http://kimberlycurves.tumblr.com/post/99297106510 http://kimberlycurves.tumblr.com/post/96809622340 Okay, the first chick might be a little too muscular, but in my view it's…

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What is a "10" ?

If you've never seen a 10, then as a public service I'll give you a link that has the best gathering of 10's, 12's, and 14's I've ever seen. Damn. http://kimberlycurves.tumblr.com/archive with one exception....one of the photos from Nov is a chick…

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Dancer recomendations

One of my favorites is " You don't want to get any dances from her. She gets nasty". Gee thanks. I'll avoid her. LOL.

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I heard a dancer say she was working on getting a bigger butt. Does she think t

I see it as a turn off. More flab, more fat. I'm not a rap artist and not into girls with extra large butts. I'm kind of wondering if some dancers are confused and think most guys like fat…

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18 only

I like them young girls. Just legal but never 20

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Buying Panties from a Stripper?

Thoughts on this? Let's say you pay extra for a lap dance or the VIP room. Do you think a stripper would let you buy her panties for a reasonable price? Is this too weird of a…

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going to strip clubs casually

When i go to the club i don't spend much money. Just a few drinks and conversation with a hot lil number. I do this about once a week runs me about $30w-$120m

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A 19 year old is about to turn me stupid

I have been adamant, for some time now, that I won't fuck with any girl under 21. I think this might go out the window tonight. There is a hot as he'll edgy 19 year old that is making it…

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Where the hell *is* Steve229 anyway ?

Did he elope w/ his SB?

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Masturbating a dancer ?

Piggybacking on shadow’s thread about dancers masturbating – have you ever finger banged a dancer till she pops? I’ve done it several times and one of those times was a black dancer I mentioned in my TUSCL article where she started…

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Boob Aprons

A fellow TUSCLer sent me this a while back and I thought is was freakin hilarious – I asked him to post it on TUSCL but I don’t think he got around to it (or maybe I missed it when…

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Fight Faggotry

Post more manly stuff on here everyone. Forget all the pussy winey bullshit like I notice womens eyebrows. Or I know how women think. Lets reclaim our man cards already dammit. Lets talk about ass...titties...

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What do you notice in women?

Dj assult 22 jump street ass and titties 10 Minut…: http://youtu.be/jAnwDvYjI2w

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OT: Car Buying Programs ?

Has anyone used these – how do you like them? I need to get a “new” ride in the next couple of months but by “new” I mean getting a different car – looking at something around 3 years old or…

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funny review

shitler Joined Feb 2014 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 2 Dancers Value Atmosphere Overall Sunday Evening visit, 11-25 dancers January 8, 2015 • Great club always have fun when I go but when I went on sunday I had…

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Transsexual Strip Clubs

There must be some cities that have TS Strip clubs. Anyone know anything about this? Cities? Name of club?

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2 different views by strippers .

Last week I had a stripper tell me that she masturbates everyday before coming to work so that she won't get horny and forget she is there for the money. My original ATF told me that she couldn't have sex before…

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P.O.F. best free hook up site ever

Been using plenty of fish for 3 years now and it is so good at getting me local ass from ladies from 18-80 i no longer fuck with other websites for free hook ups.

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Smoke Free Atlanta Strip Club?

I wonder when the management of one of the clubs around here is going to figure out that they might get a revenue bump if they cut back the smoking... at least during the day. Many of us that…

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More Stripper Lies

So I encountered a new form of stripper lies recently, at least it was new to me. I'm in the club to play with the DS. She sent me a text the day before and told me she would be…

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The SC Birthday Girl ?

I normally spend a good amount of $$$ per SC visit; but I’m not much of a stage tipper since it does not do much for me (except when I want to let a dancer know I’m interested). A common thing…

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Good sized crowd or sparse crowd ?

What is best? Obviously a club w/ a sparse crowd has the advantage of less custy competition and thus more of a buyer’s market per se – and one can often get more/better attention. But in the overall “non-shortsighted” big picture –…

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Your pick?

Saw this and thought, "Who would know better than the deviants on TUSCL?" Only one of the two! http://www.eonline.com/news/612212/hottest-celebrity-body-tournament-is-kate-upton-or-jessica-alba-sexier-vote-in-round-4

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Fumbled The Play But Still Saved It

I'm the guy who probably made the biggest fumble for the week, here's my story. This just happened a few hours ago. I'm going to write it down here for filing. I went to pick her up around 8:30PM, I waited a…

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What do you notice with women?

Here's the deal. I think some guys are pretty basic when it comes to appreciating women. Just give 'em a naked chick with a nice body, even if it looks like an average body, not important, and have her open…

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What's your favorite sandwich?

Either ordered or homemade..... I love the classic Reuben....at home I like making a Super BLT

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Where is that Floriduh web site?

It’s the worst Florida Man story of all time: A 32-year-old Miami-Dade County man has been arrested and charged with trafficking for allegedly imprisoning his pregnant girlfriend and selling her to pregnancy fetishists on Craigslist. The Miami Herald reports that…

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Strippers Highly Unreliable

For the last couple of weeks I have been trying to hook up some OTC with some of the local ladies. After a couple of dances many of them seem more than willing to offer their phone number to me.…

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Sinful desire in the strip clubs

Last time i went in on a mission to convert bitches for Jesus H Christ i found myself tempted by the devil

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my type of olympic athlete

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fSTaK8FDnv0 She may have been a silver medalist at the last Olympics but that's a gold medal ass.

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Gross

Geez, what is it with you guys?? Always posting about and discussing gross, disgusting shit...with photos. You wonder why I give you a hard time? Ebola lips, disabilities, dwarfs, butt plugs, full body tattoos, diseases and shit you can get from…

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Dwarf Dancer ?

Piggybacking on DoctorDarby’s “Dancers with Disabilities” thread - have you ever seen a dwarf dancer at a club – I mean a dancer that was a regular dancer at the club and not a feature like (Bridget the Midget). And not…

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Tattoos Unlimited

Yesterday I saw a first. This stripper had her whole body covered in tattoos. When I say whole body I mean the WHOLE body. What is this world coming to?

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OT: The technologies behind drone aircraft are investigated

In case you’re a techie or like this kinda stuff, or are bored w/ nothing to do or watch tonight; PBS is airing a show on this tonight @ 9:00 pm in its show “Nova” (at least its airing in…

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Pennies, Nickels, Dimes

How many 10's have you ever seen in the strip club? (just talking about strippers, not talking about waitresses, bartenders or female customers) I've seen five or six 10's in my strip club career. Thoughts?

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Floriduh again.

Wanted to beat sc with this one! :) http://mic.com/articles/107372/49-tremendous-things-florida-men-accomplished-this-year

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Dancers with Disabilities

I was in one of my regular higher end, no-extra clubs recently and got a dance from a young Asian girl that I had talked to earlier in the evening. She wasn't a very good stage performer (a sign of…

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Any clubs with college aged dancers in Rhode Island or Mass areas?

Has anyone found clubs in the RI or Mass areas with more college aged dancers in their early 20s? Do you have to go late at night to find them?

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OT: ISIS to be Wiped Off the Map this Year?

Attacking in Paris now? Shelling US troops in Iraq? They are doing all they can to provoke a war that will wipe them off the map. I don't think they'll be around any more by the end of the year.

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I wish I has cool parents like this when I was a teen

http://dailym.ai/1BxqOL4

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Would you flag this review as being too explicit/dancer liability?

"It's not a surprise for 300 dollars carson will sit on your naked cock and ride it. Carson is one of my favorites no need to take her into the champagne room or any girl just offer them that kind…

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Definition of a Hoe

A girl that matches her purse to her dress... But can't match her babies to their daddies

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The Ikea Alternative

I hadn't seen this stripper Megan in the club for many months, and so when I saw her today I asked where she had been. She told me she had been working at a job at Ikea. That…

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Would you get a dance from her?

What about a included BJ? http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/06/farrah-abraham-lips-injections-bad-plastic-surgery/

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Favorite ride you had as a youth.......

Mine was a 65 Chevy Impala SS. Silver with a black vinyl top, bucket seats, Cragar SS mags, and a smooth 327 engine. A lot of fun crusin' with my friends.

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When a fun girl cleans up her act

Some time back, I mentioned that an old favorite stopped drinking and became much less fun in the process. I have more recently learned that OTC is also no longer on the table with her. I know I should be…

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I hate strip clubs

I am sick and fucking tired of these asshole club managers not having the girl I want available for me when I walk in. Sometimes I have to wait so long for her that half my beer is gone before…

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Bakersfield police: Man stole $9 in strip-club burglary

http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/Police-Man-stole-9-in-strip-club-burglary-287583461.html

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Your ride

1. What kind of car do you drive? 2. What do you, realistically speaking, plan for your next car to be.

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OT: May have been covered, but...

This is directed at farmerart, our resident oil/energy expert. We all are seeing plummeting gas prices. This must impact your industry. Two points... 1) What has caused this downward spiral, and why is it just happening now, and where does it…

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I was wrong

I have long been an advocate of kissing strippers as a relatively low risk activity. Turns out I was apparently wrong and there are risks involved that I did not appreciate. Also turns out in fact that a whole host…

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Short Lived Resolution: Ranukam is a genius...

Ranukam took your advice about dives got a stripper on booty call. Thanks.

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Sergey Karasev up late with ‘hot, busty strippers’ before game

When I don't perform well at my job, this is the reason I give my boss. http://pagesix.com/2015/01/05/sergey-karasev-up-late-with-hot-busty-strippers-before-game/

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Fleshlight Launchpad

Okay, you've gotta be kidding.... The other thread on Liquid Lapdance reminded me of that Fleshlight thing...y'know, the tube with the fake rubber pussy you can use to jerk off with? So I jumped over to their website, and DAMN, they've…

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Carpet or Bare floors

I read something in a post that got me wondering if guys like the kitty shaved or un-shaved better. And I know that dancers have to shave I don't think many of us want to see then in g-strings and…

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Shadow cat's new Mustang

Q. How does shadow cat know if a stripper has been using his new Mustang? A. The stick shift is still wet.

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FUCK THE DJ!!!

dj's in these strip clubs are nothing but a bunch of overglorified mp3 players. that position can be multi-tasked w/a strip club manager, the girl who collects the admissions, a bartender, etc. I wonder of that has ever been done before…

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Jay Erikson

Someone googled Slicspic and found he was a bodybuilder.....I broke Jeriksons secret code....and here he is.... https://www.linkedin.com/in/jayerikson Of course he is into business planning.....

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Strip Club with no music?

Stoped in at a local club that's been reopened only a little over a month after a fire only to find that there was no music. They only have a DJ on the weekends and during the week they use…

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Getting Stripper's Digits

Is it good idea to get stripper's digits, if you do NOT plan to meet her OTC? There are some that I want to keep in contact with as they move clubs, or to get their schedule. Awhile back had…

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Are Lap Dances Too Dangerous for Me?

This occurred a couple years ago, but I don't remember any TUSCL discussions about it: "A 67-year-old man died after enjoying a number of lap dances at a strip club...Manager of the club said the elderly man had been getting lap…

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Name dropping

Just curious is it considered not cool to drop actual stripper names in your review according to you folks? I usually do just becausr I like to read the names of the girls ill be dealing with. I, ve noticed…

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Mr. Rogers neighborhood

It is a beautiful clowdy day here, 47° and I am throwing snow balls off my balcony. I think I hit Dukey in the bald spot on his head! He is pissed off yelling while choking on a drumstick.

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Two Minute Hate

jerikson40's recent discussion titled "Respects to Alucard" made me think of the last TUSCL member to arouse as much vitriol as jerikson40 seems to do, especially on the part of certain well-known trolls: Alucard himself. The whole "Let's…

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Good Ole Floriduh again.

A Kissimmee man was arrested early Saturday morning after getting aroused at a Clermont-area strip club and then getting confrontational when asked to leave, an arrest affidavit states. Brian Hannigan, 52, was arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication, battery,…

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Have anyone ever kissed a stripper in the mouth?

I used to do that dumb shit a lot before I realized that the bitch could have given head to some douchebag before me and I am just lucky that I haven't catch anything serious.