The optimal age

21 comments

• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  I think 30s are the best for guys. Still young enough to go out and have fun, but you've also started to make okay money (unless you have no real skills like jestie214 and end up just being a janitor or like steve229 and just end up as a song lyric quoter). Seems like the best compromise of the benefits of being young with those of being old.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  Dougster, yes but 17 years olds seem to be the ones fucking all of the hot MILFs.
• tobala

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  10 years ago

  If I could remain any age it's would be 30. I do remember hearing ads for the website cougarlife. com where older women place ads looking for young guys. I wish that was around when I was young. I'd like to have a sugar mama.
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  I like women around 30-35, and I would like to be 40 if I could stay at one age.
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  If I could stay at one age, it would be 25. I like my girls in the 23-26 range.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  I've passed 65 birthdays. I find it impossible to say what age I would be, if I could. Now if I could be any age and know what I know AFTER my 65 years, that would certainly make it possible, but difficult.
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  @Clubber: I agree. If I get to be younger (26 for me), I want to take my 53 year old brain with me. I was way to stupid sometimes.
• Corvus

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  10 years ago

  You are only as old as those you feel.
  
  In the last month I've felt between 23 and 46. And 46 was by far better than any of those younger than her.
• Lone_Wolf

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  10 years ago

  @Corvus: lol!
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  I lime women in mid twenties. Old enough to have some smarts and young enough to be hot.
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  I like...not I lime...dam sausage fingers
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Why is that all the decent looking teachers get busted for being perverts?
  
  Maybe the ugly ones forgot the bag to put over their heads
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  Corvus,
  
  I always tell people I'm 65 in body but as I tap my head, about 12 here! :)
• PhantomGeek

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  10 years ago

  In that one shot, with the glasses on and her hair up, I couldn't help but start thinking of Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher."
• shailynn

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  10 years ago

  crazyjoe I'd like to meet some of the mid twenty year old girls you're talking to lol.
  
  Every girl I know that is under the age of 30 is a god damn idiot. That's not to say they're hella fun to party with but once you have a civil conversation with them I always think to myself "girl, are you fucking retarded?" ... it's not like I'm some old fart, I'm in my mid 30's.
  
  I'm happy with my age and I'm actually in better shape than I was in my mid 20's - I just wish I had the same hairline I did when I was 20!!! lol
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  PG,
  
  You know what I think of every time I hear "Hot For Teacher"?
  
  That when I saw VH in concert, they didn't fuckin' play it!!!
• impala

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  10 years ago

  Had a buddy once say "Between 18 and 80, blind, crippled, or crazy, as long as their not dead more than a week! I'm not picky!"
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  My requirements used to be OK at half my age (at the age of consent, at least) up to 10 years older. Not any more!
• PhantomGeek

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  10 years ago

  Clubber,
  
  Those assholes! Maybe you should recruit SJG to start some sort of petition and legal lynching! No "Hot for Teacher" -- sacrilegious!
  
  I tried to attend a Van Halen concert once -- just once. I couldn't even sit through the first song. My hearing thanked me profusely for days afterward.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  PG,
  
  It was a double, VH and Metallica. :)
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  What? Can you speak up a bit?