FUCK THE DJ!!!

At the clubs I go to the DR manages the rotation, manages each girls playlist, and makes sure girls are on stage when they are supposed to be. One is super cheesy though.

Not sure I'd want my bartender worrying about which dancer was next, which songs to play and all that stuff. The bartender needs to sling drinks in my opinion. As for the manager or bouncer or door girl yeah that's not a bad idea. Maybe they would even stay sober so you could understand a new girls name if you wanted to get a dance from her later.

There are a couple good DJ 's around clubs I go to but most of them are worse than the dancers as far as stupid shit goes. One a couple years back got drunk enough that when he announced the next dancer up he started telling about having sex with her a couple nights back. I know no big deal right, except for the fact he forgot his wife was in the club lol. She was a little less than happy with him and went to using his head like a pinata. I about fell out of my chair laughing.

All in all the majority of DJ's around here are pretty much brain dead so I am willing to put up with a little pain while the club's try other ways whether that be manager door person or God forbid let the dancers take turns DJ'ING. Hmm dancers DJ'ING OMG can you imagine the drama from that lol. Dancer A is mad at dancer B so dancer A puts on a nice waltz for dancer B to dance to.

The majority of DJs that I have run across are self centered obnoxious big mouths but are a necessary evil in big clubs with a large number of dancers working. A club with 5 or 6 dancers can use a juke box and work out their own rotations but I don't go to those dives on purpose.

Alot of DJ's I have had to deal with are the "gatekeeper" for the VIP areas, either taking the fee or keeping an eye on them (either video cam or actually watching). In addition, a lot of them want you to tip them, the dancers to tip them, the waitresses to tip them, and the bartender to tip them. Most are pompous asses that think the club cannot run without them. Please, put in a jukebox and give the girls free credits!

In what may be the greatest event in the history of strip clubs, one of the local clubs has replaced the DJ with a robot. Well, I'm guessing it's a robot; it's some kind of machine, the girls input the songs they want to dance to at the beginning of their shift (I think the manager has to approve the list, to keep the ghetto rats from playing gangsta rap, and if the girls don't pick songs, the robot -- which we're all calling Hal -- picks songs for them). Hal knows the entire rotation, clearly says the name of the girl on stage, tells the next girl to get ready when there's one song left. If a girl is in the back giving a dance, the floor host somehow tells Hal to go onto the next girl. I am betting that this is how Skynet begins.

Careful if RickyBoy reads this. So far he already admits to greasing bouncers and stroking managers. You may have just given him the idea of adding fucking DJs to the fine repitiore of things The System can accomplish.

Q. Where do strip club dj's come from?

A. Anal sex

Gawd the one at one of my local fave dive strip bikini bar sometimes nods out like he is on heroin. It's pitiful but this owner just is not going to spend one nickel fixing anything or hiring anyone. It is too bad because it is a West L.A. bikini bar in a prime location that was super fun when it was busy back in the day. I think that owners prefer to stay low profile and not rock the boat so the keep things mellow. I can imagine what kinda heat they get from the city inspectors...

Yeah, the technology for making an automated music player for strippers has been around for a fucking long time....DJ's are unnecessary.

And honestly I like clubs with no DJ, and a jukebox or something instead. When you're getting laps and stuff you don't feel like there's somebody watching over you and all the dancers. Usually the manager is off in his office or whatever and it's just the dancers and the waitress. Cool. Just feels more comfortable without that douchebag shouting his garbled nonsense.

the dj's I've worked with add some music from serious xm raido as well as to 40 music

One of the local clubs has a DJ who, when in "pro" mode, is one of the most obnoxious DJs I've ever seen, embodying all of the most annoying features from the "How to be a Douche Jockey Handbook."

When he's not in his DJ persona, he's actually one of the nicest, coolest people I've ever met in a club. It's like a light switch.