Knock, knock........

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mikeya02
Who's there?
Herbie
Herbie who?
HerBehind!..........

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jerikson40
10 years ago
I don't get it.
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
^^^ not surprising
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Smelp

Smelp who
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jerikson40
10 years ago
Mikey, look, there's a couple rules of knock knock jokes that you need to follow or they don't work, okay?

1. When they say "who's there?", you need to respond with a real name, or it's stupid. You got that part right. Then they ask for the last name by saying "Herbie who?"

2. And when they say "Herbie who?", you need to give a response that at least makes a little sense coming from somebody on the other side of the door. Get it?

So when they say "Herbie who?", and you respond "Her Behind", it's stupid because it doesn't make sense that some girl's butt is knocking on the door.

Okay, try again and come up with a good one. We're rooting for you. You can do it dude.
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Clubber
10 years ago
mikey,

Really?
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HungryGiraffe
10 years ago
LOL!
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motorhead
10 years ago
Lol
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Dougster
10 years ago
Good one!
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Wow Jerkoff40
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londonguy
10 years ago
Knock Knock
Worzel
Worzel who
Down the end of the corridor, turn right

I realise some of you may not get this due to terminology
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londonguy
10 years ago
Sorry I missed out the 'who's there'. Man I am so fucking stupid at times.
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mikeya02
10 years ago
^^^^ Took me a while, but I got it
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