In a few months ice cream season will be upon us. Its my favorite time because i can go down to the local ice cream shop and watch all those barley 18 girls
Do you live near the beach or in a college town? Just wondering if some locations are better than others. I live in a small mostly female college town and we have a Yogurt store. It is expensive but whenever I go,I see mostly females in there.
Seriously, though, ice cream season is great not just because of the hot girls, but because the hot girls are hot and are dressed in short shorts, crop tops and bikinis.
"It is expensive but whenever I go,I see mostly females in there."
you're on a message board where you're probably paying at least $20 for a woman to sit on your lap for 3-4 minutes and most here will do it several times in one night. I think you can afford some fucking $4 froyo
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed. While he's waiting, he goes into an ice cream shop and eats ice cream. Having flippers instead hands, he gets the ice cream all over himself. He's goes back to the auto shop and asks the mechanic what was wrong with his car.
"Well," says the mechanic, "it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin replies, "It's just ice cream, I swear!!"
JV, just as long as you aren't following the ice cream truck around town, you should be okay.
Motor, I'm going to have to remember that one. I don't know who I'd tell it to around this baby bible belt of a town, but I'm going to have to remember it.
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Can't wait!
you're on a message board where you're probably paying at least $20 for a woman to sit on your lap for 3-4 minutes and most here will do it several times in one night. I think you can afford some fucking $4 froyo
"Well," says the mechanic, "it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin replies, "It's just ice cream, I swear!!"
Motor, I'm going to have to remember that one. I don't know who I'd tell it to around this baby bible belt of a town, but I'm going to have to remember it.