A 19 year old is about to turn me stupid

28 comments

• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Turn you stupid? Like we are supposed to believe you aren't already there?
• sinclair

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  10 years ago

  Break in that filly. Giddy up.
• Corvus

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  10 years ago

  Just think of the things you can teach her.
• Mate27

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  10 years ago

  Sounds like a quick cash infusion for that young 19 year old. Show her how it's done "the System"-atic way!
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  First JS69, now Rick Dugan. Nineteen year olds are taking over tuscl! Will jerikson40 be next?
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  Why is it a tough decision? Just because it's under 21? But there's no law saying you can't have your way and do naughty things with a 19 year old is there?
  
  I'm with Sinclair. Giddy up lil' doggie. And don't forget to spank her for being a naughty girl.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  19 is the most wonderful age imaginable.
• grand1511

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  10 years ago

  Bill Cosby would
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  As long as they are legal, I am up for the youngins. Seems to be a lot of girls at Follies wearing the orange wrist bands these days.
• jvTroop

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  10 years ago

  I need a good follies trip if its got them young
• PhantomGeek

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  10 years ago

  Any good-looking girl can make us stupid, especially if she knows how to work things. If you do go for it, Rick, we better get a report worthy of JS69.
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Stupid is as stupid does
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Life is like a box of chocolates
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  My mama always said...
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  "But there's no law saying you can't have your way and do naughty things with a 19 year old is there"
  
  Um, jerikson, Depending on the state Rick was in, giving alcohol to her could have been illegal
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  Right, motor....I know it's illegal to tap a keg for her, but it's not illegal to tap that ass, correct?
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  I'm just wondering why someone would have a rule barring any chick under 21....
  
  I don't do young chicks just because I'm not attracted to the young ones. But for the guys who are, why not just git along little doggie?
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  RickyBoy has lots of stupid funny little rules. Just see The System.
  
  So doing under a chick under 21 is a problem but drinking and driving is not. Go figure. Just the kind of ass-clown that he is
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  RickDugan...dude, you're just making up issues.
  
  I have a solution if any of this is true -- just don't buy the chick a drink. Hell, they probably won't serve her ITC. All you have to do is focus on NOT letting her Jedi mind trick you into going by the liquor store when you do OTC.
• Tiredtraveler

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  10 years ago

  There are many sayings dealing with going after younger women. Needless to say the main reason I don't chase after them so much is they usually conceded enough to think they are worth more and can afford to be choosy. More often than not they chose a "hot" young guy who has no money other than for his own drinks and they make nothing. When a smart young thing is friendly and willing I don't turn her down.
  Good attitude knows no age.
• JamesSD

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  10 years ago

  There are exceptions to every rule. Young dancers are a pain because they can make good money dancing clean. They also are less likely to need the money, as many can live with mom and dad, especially if they don't have babies.
  
  But if a 19 year old offers up extras at the right price? Age is just a number. Just expect serious scheduling hassles.
• rickdugan

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  10 years ago

  She ended up turning flaky as the night moved on anyway, so moral dilemma averted. My 23 year old favorite, who showed up later on, got the money instead and did a damned good job earning it. ;)
• san_jose_guy

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  10 years ago

  Personally I think that the younger they are, the more problems there are going to be in getting along with her.
  
  SJG
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  If you had any decency you’d wait until she turned 20 – it’s a huge difference
• jerikson40

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  10 years ago

  Hold on...something smells fishy about your story Dugan...
  
  You're saying a 19 year old stripper suddenly turned flaky? I call BS !!!
• ilbbaicnl

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  10 years ago

  It's more important whether you get off on humiliating chicks than whether your minimum age is 18 or 21.
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  I'm only 26, but 19 is too young for me. 21 is the youngest I'll go.
• ButterMan

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  10 years ago

  So tell me guys what is the problem with a 19 year old stripper? If nothing else they're a cheap date in or out of the club.