Questions from strippers....Where do you live? Occupation?
BigPoppaPump2
Georgia
Let's say you meet a cool stripper that is chatting you up. You have no plans of seeing her again other than that day.
Do you have a go to answer for occupation and where do you live questions? Do you tell the truth or have a great white lie?
Do you have a go to answer for occupation and where do you live questions? Do you tell the truth or have a great white lie?
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Just make sure you answer truthfully, and don't forget to bring any ID or documents you might need to verify the information you give her. I've seen them actually call the cops on customers who BS to the dancers. Staying in the slammer overnight just isn't worth a little white lie.
I suppose if you want to bore the crap out of her, tell her your real occupation. Chances are she won't know what the fuck you're talking about, unless, say, you're a clerk at McDonalds or something.
Personally, I never tell the truth. If you want to get them interested, and can pull it off, act mysterious, convince them you're a bad boy, you're in a rock band, out of work, maybe into drugs. They'll eat that shit up.
Maybe even get one of those fake tattoos, the kind you wash off with soap, and put some on you. Some really mean, bad boy lookin' tattoos.
Personally I'm more interested in the dancers and getting lap dances than sitting around and BS'ing long enough to ask about stuff like that. I just act all mysterious, and keep them guessing.
I love the dancers who come over and sit down and start talking nasty to you. That's the kind of stuff that I'm looking for. Gets my mind focused on hot chicks and sex, not stuff I'm not interested in.
How can a stripper possibly find out the truth about you, unless you decide to tell them? And why would you tell them? None of their fucking business, is it? I suppose if you're there every fucking day you might worry about telling them different lies, and maybe they'd actually remember what you said from day to day. But otherwise, who cares? And what makes you think they'll remember anyway?
And why would you care if they thought you lied?
Usually, I just abruptly change the subject to something more on topic, like my dick and her body.
I don't really worry too much about lying and getting caught lying. In the rare cases I've lied to a dancer and then developed a "relationship" in which that sort of thing became relevant, I've just fessed up and told them. In every case they're been bullshit we both fed to each other early one before we got to know one another, and given the scenario it shouldn't surprise anyone that we both understood and moved on quickly.
TL/DR - Do whatever floats your boat, its a very forgiving environment.
If asked where I live, I pick the closest big town next to where I live, so I can talk about it knowledgeably if asked.
If asked what I do, I answer truthfully. If asked where I work, I pick the name of a different company in my industry, so I can talk about it knowledgeably. Always pick the same company.
Like Mr Deuce, I always use the same "stage name".
As a general rule, I don't care about being caught in a lie from most strippers. But you never know who will end up an ATF, and I'd rather just keep things fairly straight.
Live: Homeless
Occupation: Tin Can Collector
"Can I get some free dances"
Hot stripper
Live: You know that mansion a mile from here?
Occupation: Managing my millions
"Can I fuck you"
Given how many of them don't even remember you unless you're a regular, believe me, they're not going to remember anything you say.
On the occasion where it might become relevant, as has been said before, it's a pretty forgiving environment given that they also feed you a stack of shit and half truths.
The dancer is just fishing for info on how much money you make.
But the rest of the time I talk to them. I tell them everything they would want to know.
When I was married, some of it was fake. But today it is the truth.
SJG
Of course I might be easy to remember. I heard the cable company people still remembered my name 2 years after I dropped them.
1) how's your day/are you having a good day?
2) What's your name?
3) Where are you from?
4) What do you do?
5) do you come here often?
Again, THEY DON'T CARE! these are the questions that are ingrained in them from doing this job. they ask them because after the 5th question, they'll make a comment about a drink or a song so that you can spend money on them.
tell them the truth or lie through your teeth. they won't remember it most of the time.
The guys here want to believe that the girls care for them, so let them believe. They actually think that the girls make a note of all of your personal shit and understand it and remember it and are really fucking interested. So let them believe that.
My experience with CF and the other dancer I'm seeing right are two night-n-day examples.
My CF is all about the con, hustle, extreme fun. She will lie all the time to anyone, even to me. It's part of her personality and I get it.
My CF2 is all about not crossing the line and not knowing much about me and her not revealing much about herself.
The common ground seems to be I am attracted to both of them and she is pretty much comfortable with me.
Other than that, it is just like that, nothing too much to dig for.
At the end of the day, I go home to my place and just leave it like that.
SJG
But the question I hate more than anything is when they ask "so what brings you into the club today?" What do you think? I came here cause I wanted to have a couple beers while I looked at some naked girls, get some lap dances, and possobly go to the VIP room. Of course I don't give this answer, I usually just say I want to relax. Does any guy ever go to a SC for any reason other than seek g naked girls (in addition to to anything related to that)? Maybe next time I should just say "actually I came in just cause I really want to watch the game and have some food, then I'm gonna leave." Or better yet "actually I came in just to hear the DJ".