I hate strip clubs
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
I am sick and fucking tired of these asshole club managers not having the girl I want available for me when I walk in. Sometimes I have to wait so long for her that half my beer is gone before she shows up. These douchebag bartender isn't any better. When I tell her to go snag my favorite from the loser she's sitting with, she just looks at me funny.
And what is up with the club playing the wrong music while I'm feeling her up and getting my dick sucked? I mean, I've *told* the DJ what he should be playing, and he just ignores me.
Not to mention all the girls who refuse to diet and trim their asses down to a reasonable size. They *know* I don't like those big bubble butts, I've told them often enough, but it's like they're not even listening. And why the fuck can't they bleach their skin like I ask? Most of them are way to dark.
In seriously thinking about giving up strip clubs entirely. This shit is getting way too frustrating.
And what is up with the club playing the wrong music while I'm feeling her up and getting my dick sucked? I mean, I've *told* the DJ what he should be playing, and he just ignores me.
Not to mention all the girls who refuse to diet and trim their asses down to a reasonable size. They *know* I don't like those big bubble butts, I've told them often enough, but it's like they're not even listening. And why the fuck can't they bleach their skin like I ask? Most of them are way to dark.
In seriously thinking about giving up strip clubs entirely. This shit is getting way too frustrating.
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