Sinful desire in the strip clubs

avatar for Rev.Long
Rev.Long
Last time i went in on a mission to convert bitches for Jesus H Christ i found myself tempted by the devil

11 comments

Jump to latest
avatar for Rev.Long
Rev.Long
10 years ago
Do you not see that whatever goes into the mouth passes into the stomach and is expelled? But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. These are what defile a person. But to eat with unwashed hands does not defile anyone
avatar for mikeya02
mikeya02
10 years ago
I could have had religion, but a girl set the devil on me
avatar for sharkhunter
sharkhunter
10 years ago
I think I met Satan in the strip clubs. She looks pretty but overcharged me. Then I bet she got pissed off when I called her a ROB online. Now she avoids me. win win.
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Did you stroke a manager or grease a bouncer at the club Rev.longjohn?
avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
I'm confused. I wash my hands before I commit adultery and sexual immorality. Does that mean I'm defiled? What if the girl involved is a dream stripper. Isn't there some kind of defilement exception for that in the bible? If not you should make one up.
avatar for PhantomGeek
PhantomGeek
10 years ago
Sounds like the good reverend is speaking from his heart.
avatar for motorhead
motorhead
10 years ago
In Genesis 2 it says that Adam and Eve were both originally naked, "but they were not ashamed."
avatar for ATACdawg
ATACdawg
10 years ago
Of course moto, Genesis also says there were just the man and the woman in the garden, which would make infidelity pretty much impossible. Lol

Disclaimer: before anybody accuses me of being a conservative evangelical, I think that Genesis was written as an allegory ;)
avatar for rockstar666
rockstar666
10 years ago
I've noticed strippers tend to shout, "Oh God!!!" a lot when I fuck them so I think there's better places to proselytize than a SC. You might try homeless shelters.
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Go council and life coach jerkoffson. He need some scripture and to come out of the clotheset. Please pray for him Rev.jon
avatar for jestrite50
jestrite50
10 years ago
Welcome Back Reverend Ike ! We've missed you !
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now