Do you not see that whatever goes into the mouth passes into the stomach and is expelled? But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. These are what defile a person. But to eat with unwashed hands does not defile anyone
I think I met Satan in the strip clubs. She looks pretty but overcharged me. Then I bet she got pissed off when I called her a ROB online. Now she avoids me. win win.
I'm confused. I wash my hands before I commit adultery and sexual immorality. Does that mean I'm defiled? What if the girl involved is a dream stripper. Isn't there some kind of defilement exception for that in the bible? If not you should make one up.
I've noticed strippers tend to shout, "Oh God!!!" a lot when I fuck them so I think there's better places to proselytize than a SC. You might try homeless shelters.
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Disclaimer: before anybody accuses me of being a conservative evangelical, I think that Genesis was written as an allegory ;)