Do you not see that whatever goes into the mouth passes into the stomach and is expelled? But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. These are what defile a person. But to eat with unwashed hands does not defile anyone
I think I met Satan in the strip clubs. She looks pretty but overcharged me. Then I bet she got pissed off when I called her a ROB online. Now she avoids me. win win.
I'm confused. I wash my hands before I commit adultery and sexual immorality. Does that mean I'm defiled? What if the girl involved is a dream stripper. Isn't there some kind of defilement exception for that in the bible? If not you should make one up.
I've noticed strippers tend to shout, "Oh God!!!" a lot when I fuck them so I think there's better places to proselytize than a SC. You might try homeless shelters.
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last commentDo you not see that whatever goes into the mouth passes into the stomach and is expelled? But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. These are what defile a person. But to eat with unwashed hands does not defile anyone
I could have had religion, but a girl set the devil on me
I think I met Satan in the strip clubs. She looks pretty but overcharged me. Then I bet she got pissed off when I called her a ROB online. Now she avoids me. win win.
Did you stroke a manager or grease a bouncer at the club Rev.longjohn?
I'm confused. I wash my hands before I commit adultery and sexual immorality. Does that mean I'm defiled? What if the girl involved is a dream stripper. Isn't there some kind of defilement exception for that in the bible? If not you should make one up.
Sounds like the good reverend is speaking from his heart.
In Genesis 2 it says that Adam and Eve were both originally naked, "but they were not ashamed."
Of course moto, Genesis also says there were just the man and the woman in the garden, which would make infidelity pretty much impossible. Lol
Disclaimer: before anybody accuses me of being a conservative evangelical, I think that Genesis was written as an allegory ;)
I've noticed strippers tend to shout, "Oh God!!!" a lot when I fuck them so I think there's better places to proselytize than a SC. You might try homeless shelters.
Go council and life coach jerkoffson. He need some scripture and to come out of the clotheset. Please pray for him Rev.jon
Welcome Back Reverend Ike ! We've missed you !