Bakersfield police: Man stole $9 in strip-club burglary

Too bad the club wasn't open at the time. That way he could've stolen a kiss to go with his nine dollars.

that's $9 that could have gotten him a lunch meal

Brings new meaning to the song lyrics: "Go on... Take the money and run..."

I wouldn't even arrest him. I'd laugh and blacklist him on all the hitman websites.

That door is probably 400 bucks to replace.

Sort of reminds me of a cartoon I saw several years ago. Bank robbers made off with $40, but the superheroes caused millions in damage to apprehend them.

Bakersfield.

'Nuff said.

What's the difference between yogurt and Bakersfield?

Yogurt has an active living culture.

That's alot of money for guys on janitors salaries like jestie214.