Bakersfield police: Man stole $9 in strip-club burglary

9 comments

• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Too bad the club wasn't open at the time. That way he could've stolen a kiss to go with his nine dollars.
• Xeinok

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  9 years ago

  that's $9 that could have gotten him a lunch meal
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  Brings new meaning to the song lyrics: "Go on... Take the money and run..."
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  I wouldn't even arrest him. I'd laugh and blacklist him on all the hitman websites.
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  That door is probably 400 bucks to replace.
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Sort of reminds me of a cartoon I saw several years ago. Bank robbers made off with $40, but the superheroes caused millions in damage to apprehend them.
• jerikson40

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  9 years ago

  Bakersfield. 'Nuff said.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  What's the difference between yogurt and Bakersfield? Yogurt has an active living culture.
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  That's alot of money for guys on janitors salaries like jestie214.