Went two different early Friday evenings...

Went two different early Friday evenings recently & there were less than 5 customers in the place both times. I didn't stick around long enough the first time to get a feel for the dancers, but I did the second time & it was easy to see why they get so little support from their potential customer base: dancer after dancer never took off their bottoms. No alcohol, no chow, no TV sports, no look at the moneymaker, & notoriously G-rated in the private dance department. Why do they think we go to strip clubs? Sad thing is, they really do have a high proportion of good-looking dancers, but if you don't see much more than you do at the bar at Appleby's, why bother?