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Shadow cat's new Mustang

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. How does shadow cat know if a stripper has been using his new Mustang?

A. The stick shift is still wet.

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shadowcat

Not Yet. LOL. And I haven't tried this yet either.

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shadowcat

Here is another cool feature.

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JohnSmith69

A friend of mine has the burnout feature on his Camaro. Despite this, and despite him having more horsepower, I beat him 9 out of 10 times in a drag race with my two year old GT.

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farmerart

Yeah, shadowcat, I really can't see you ever doing burnouts in your new machine, plays hell on the rubber.

Besides, having a factory-installed line lock system making these burnouts so easy to do is a real pussy move. Doing burnouts in the old days required some serious skill.

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jackslash

I had a Mustang. Then I bought a German car and never went back.

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Clubber

Thumbs up to fa!

I can do that with my old beater FOUR cylinder S10! Big deal!

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shadowcat

Like I told the salesman "that is for kids". I won't be doing that.

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Clubber

sc,

Perhaps the "kids" parents buy them tires! :)

One of the guys I ride with, at times, gets about 1,000 miles on a rear tire. Wonders why his bike upkeep is expensive.

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