This occurred a couple years ago, but I don't remember any TUSCL discussions about it:
"A 67-year-old man died after enjoying a number of lap dances at a strip club...Manager of the club said the elderly man had been getting lap dances, but when it came to paying the dancers, he was unresponsive." dailymail.co.uk
"The elderly man"? Now I know that 67 isn't young, but it's not far off my age. I always considered "elderly" to mean someone at least 20 years older than me. Maybe I shouldn't be risking my life with lap dances any more.
But what about "when it came to paying the dancers, he was unresponsive"? Could he have faked his death to get out of paying? I think that would be worth a try.
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Man that must have been a crummy moment for the poor dancer
About 2 years ago my current favorite had a customer have a heart attack while she was giving him a LD. He died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. She thinks he was in his late 60s.
I wonder if the dancer will start charging more for her "killer" lap dances? But I can think of alot worse ways to go.
That sucks for the dancer but, what a way to go
She didn't clean out his wallet and pockets before reporting him dead? She'll never make it as a dancer.
autopsy results: heart failure and jizz in his pants.
Some guys will do anything to skip out in paying.
Well now you've given jerikson a new idea for getting cheap lap dances.
I'd rather die with my dick in her mouth, but you can't have everything in life.
Dancer "He looked kind of funny but he had a smile on his face."
Keep up all your shit until you cant anymore
Coming and going at the same time.
People die doing absolutely everything. Of course some die getting laps. Others die taking a piss. Though shit.
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