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Are Lap Dances Too Dangerous for Me?

jackslash

Detroit strip clubs

This occurred a couple years ago, but I don't remember any TUSCL discussions about it:

"A 67-year-old man died after enjoying a number of lap dances at a strip club...Manager of the club said the elderly man had been getting lap dances, but when it came to paying the dancers, he was unresponsive."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…

"The elderly man"? Now I know that 67 isn't young, but it's not far off my age. I always considered "elderly" to mean someone at least 20 years older than me. Maybe I shouldn't be risking my life with lap dances any more.

But what about "when it came to paying the dancers, he was unresponsive"? Could he have faked his death to get out of paying? I think that would be worth a try.