Are Lap Dances Too Dangerous for Me?

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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
This occurred a couple years ago, but I don't remember any TUSCL discussions about it:

"A 67-year-old man died after enjoying a number of lap dances at a strip club...Manager of the club said the elderly man had been getting lap dances, but when it came to paying the dancers, he was unresponsive."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…

"The elderly man"? Now I know that 67 isn't young, but it's not far off my age. I always considered "elderly" to mean someone at least 20 years older than me. Maybe I shouldn't be risking my life with lap dances any more.

But what about "when it came to paying the dancers, he was unresponsive"? Could he have faked his death to get out of paying? I think that would be worth a try.




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mikeya02
10 years ago
Man that must have been a crummy moment for the poor dancer
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toysales
10 years ago
About 2 years ago my current favorite had a customer have a heart attack while she was giving him a LD. He died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. She thinks he was in his late 60s.
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Daniel964
10 years ago
I wonder if the dancer will start charging more for her "killer" lap dances? But I can think of alot worse ways to go.
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
That sucks for the dancer but, what a way to go
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ATACdawg
10 years ago
She didn't clean out his wallet and pockets before reporting him dead? She'll never make it as a dancer.
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rattdog
10 years ago
autopsy results: heart failure and jizz in his pants.
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likes2look
10 years ago
Some guys will do anything to skip out in paying.
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JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Well now you've given jerikson a new idea for getting cheap lap dances.
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JohnSmith69
10 years ago
I'd rather die with my dick in her mouth, but you can't have everything in life.
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shadowcat
10 years ago
Dancer "He looked kind of funny but he had a smile on his face."
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Keep up all your shit until you cant anymore
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rockstar666
10 years ago
Coming and going at the same time.
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Knightline
10 years ago
People die doing absolutely everything. Of course some die getting laps. Others die taking a piss. Though shit.
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