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Pawn Stars

Did anyone else see Rick get a manicure? He has meat hands. Is that better or worse than sausage fingers?

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Q: Would "Lonely Old Man" Be a Good Description...

For a guy who would rather pay a hooker to play miniature golf with him than have sex with her. Why the need to kid himself that he is being altruistic? Or maybe he's just a homo...

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Should I review clubs for you retards?

Would you listen to me? You should cuz your a bunch of retards and I am so smart. I will tak about the naked girls and how clean the bathroom is when I jerk off and tell you if any…

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WTF is this use of # ?

I had to look it up on Urbandictionary and this is what I got: The most annoying piece of shit in the world. It is commonly used by attention seeking whores. Some uses for it USED to be: Number sign Sharp…

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News from Hager City...right accross the river from Red Wing.

HAGER CITY, Wis. — Two suspects are in custody after a fight early Saturday at the Border Lounge, a Wisconsin strip club just across the Mississippi River from Red Wing. The fight left a 28-year-old man from Port Clinton, Ohio,…

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What would you do?

If you got to your favorite Strip club after a long hiatus and you were really excited to go. You walk in with a turgid boner and all the dancers were over 200 pounds. One grabs tour junk and starts…

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Wait a Minute! So "Sugar Babies" Are Actually Civillians?

Hmmm... I thought they were hookers. But Stevie-girl says they are civillians. Having trouble understanding that one. Can anyone explain? Does it have something to do with the Winter War?

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Dancer reasons for not doing OTC.

I have been getting dances from this girl for several months and we have gone as far as we can go at the table. We need to move on to the next step. I live 37 miles south of the…

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Strip Club Prep Work

I recently met a dancer who spent a lot of time in the club's dressing room getting ready to start her shirt; maybe 45-50 minutes. Much longer than most dancers I've known. But she looked incredible and I…

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Why put off the inevitable?

Demand a divorce during the wedding ceremony. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2837721/Saudi-husband-tells-bride-wants-divorce-wedding-seeing-face-time-photographer-asked-pose-pictures.html

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Poll: Which Would You Rather Do If You Were Paying...

Sex with a hooker or play miniature golf with her?

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I'm having a dream tonight

In the dream, I'm going back in time. I'm only 19. I'm 19 years young again. I've discovered the fountain of youth. I ascend to the tallest heights of the fountain, and I descend into her lowest depths. I…

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Strip club busted for after hours parties

The best thing about this story of an Oklahoma strip club is the picture of the club. The club is what we in the civilized parts of the nation call a a barn. http://www.kswo.com/story/27400357/strip-club-busted-for-after-hours-parties

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OT: Most Americans still clueless about the economic boom

Sheesh! "only about one in four Americans believe that the U.S. economy and job market are getting better. Worse still, a full 75% of Americans believe that it is hard to keep up with bills and save for retirement. While the economy…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Well it's been a long, long...

Well it's been a long, long time since I've been here and things haven't changed much. There are a number of cutie pies here as I believe they are college students. The place is…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Being a lesbian, I love to...

Being a lesbian, I love to look around at the clubs. This one just seems to have a depressing vibe. All of the girls were chatting with each other, or they were on their phones.…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

I decided to go back to...

I decided to go back to lookers after Cheeques and Taboo in Linden. They both was not as great as Lookers tonight and the reviews I will provide on there link. I arrived at lookers…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

This was the first time that...

This was the first time that I have been to this location. It was Sunday afternoon after 6:45pm and there was no issues finding the location on the GPS. They have there own parking space…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

This Saturday I only counted about...

This Saturday I only counted about 14 dancers working. Which was a bit lower than normal. A lot of the veteran dancers were missing. Thankfully until around 10:30 the club was not…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

VERY friendly girls. Was there...

VERY friendly girls. Was there on 11/4 6 or so dancers. One very cute blond late twentys, very nice thin body with very nice dd's. Sat with her for 20 minutes while…

Play House

Fayetteville, North Carolina

me and a bunch of...

me and a bunch of my guy friends went there Friday nite and everyone with me loved it we all had so much fun and really enjoyed ourselves the girls are hot and very…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

First time at this location. There...

First time at this location. There was no issues finding parking since they have there own parking lot. I was at Cheeques club before coming over to Taboo. I must admit the overall look…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

I went here with some friends...

I went here with some friends for a bachelor party. Girls were mostly eastern European, with a small mix of black, Asian, latina, and non-eastern European whites. Funnily enough, all Eastern Europeans claimed to come…

Showgirls Exotic Dance

Fayetteville, North Carolina

The club was run down...

The club was run down looking but me and my buddy's went to try it out anyways.The girls were rude and not to into it but I still picked my girl and went to…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I hadn't been to PTs in...

I hadn't been to PTs in over a decade... Went back on a Saturday. Things have changed. Overall, compared to other clubs in Denver id say the dancers were more heavily Tattoed and…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Decide to try this place after...

Decide to try this place after a dear friend came to visit in Ontario area, the club setting is as previous review described, cozy, but much bigger from before. The chairs however are about…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Was back in Columbia on business...

Was back in Columbia on business and hit this club during the daytime. It was pretty slow as you would expect for a Monday but things started to pick up as we approached kickoff…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Came here last Wednesday around 3pm....

Came here last Wednesday around 3pm. Paid $11 at the bar and got a sprite. Tasted pretty bad. Club is pretty clean with a well stocked restroom. A lot of older patrons here. Noticed some…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

so it had been a while...

so it had been a while since Ive been here and I was hoping for a better mixture of girls on a Thursday. When I have been it is typically a busy night. The parking…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

This place is hit & miss......

This place is hit & miss... Close way to early around 12:30am... But busy between 8p to 10p.... Not allot of quality women here dancing... But bartenders are sexy... Kelly during the day & Chubby…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Well, hiliter has always been a...

Well, hiliter has always been a hit or miss club for me. There have been a couple of misses recently, and I was hoping this visit would change the trend. I pulled in around 230,…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

I arrived on a Wednesday afternoon....

I arrived on a Wednesday afternoon. The club has a nice central bar area, the bartender was very pretty and talkative and made you feel welcome. There were very few dancers there, it…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Had not been here for quite...

Had not been here for quite a while, and came at about 5 pm on a Friday with some friends. Nothing has changed with the logistics, still free cover til 7, free seating at…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Arrived on a tuesday night about...

Arrived on a tuesday night about 7:30pm. Parking lot was attended as is indicated previously. This area of town is definitely sketchy at best. I paid the usual admission and sat…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Was in Seaatle for the weekend....

Was in Seaatle for the weekend. Place is a decent club in downtown. $20 entrance fee includes unlimited nonalcoholic drinks. Was a cold, windy saturday so came in to warn up. Only about ten patrons,…

Gentlemens Club

Zanesville, Ohio

Kind of a hole in the...

Kind of a hole in the wall type club but the women go above and beyond if you're willing to tip. I highly recommend you sit in the front and tip each girl, you…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I haven't seen a Saturday night...

I haven't seen a Saturday night review done in a while so I will give me recent visit. Keep it short on what other reviews cover. Got there at 10pm was a $15 cover, valet is…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Wife and i arrived pretty late...

Wife and i arrived pretty late on a friday (actually Saturday morning) around 1 am. Place was packed with both men and women customers. There was a good selection of dancers and most were very…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I was here three days (Tues/Wed/Thur).....

I was here three days (Tues/Wed/Thur).. All three nights were basically the same. I was not impressed at all with the dancer quality, they were all average girls looking for model type money. Walk in…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

This is easily the best club...

This is easily the best club in the area of the state including Huntington, but take that statement for what it's worth. The club isn't too bad on the inside, a bit run down but still…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

This is a very consistent club...

This is a very consistent club as far as available girls and talent. On entice thing is that it is actually in a nicer area so you don't have to worry about getting robbed or…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Yet another afternoon visit to probably...

Yet another afternoon visit to probably my favourite strip pub. It feels more like a club to me and as I don't frequent clubs I enjoy the difference. I had checked the rota on…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

So I visited Mirage finally to...

So I visited Mirage finally to see how it was. I got there about 6:00, after work, expecting some sort of action. I was unimpressed. Beers were 4$ and so was a…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Stopped by on a Monday just...

Stopped by on a Monday just after they opened. Sat with Kit at the bar, very friendly. She was a very nice looking blonde, training the new bartender, but said she didn't dance because…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

When I visited on a Saturday...

When I visited on a Saturday afternoon it was mostly regulars and seemed like it was Senior Citizen day. When I walked in about 1 there were only 3 customers all of them totally drunk…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Had a little time to kill...

Had a little time to kill before I had to go to work so decided to hit a club. Was a little before noon on a Wednesday. After going to the Circus which had…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

What can I say this is...

What can I say this is a typical bar with the fortune of having dancers that dance on the bar. You never know what you will get here and on this night there were…

Southern Cabaret Platinum

Bluefield, West Virginia

I had worked in Bluefield a...

I had worked in Bluefield a few years back and had visited this club when it was known by another name, so when I found myself in the area again I decided to drop by…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Stopped off again on a recent...

Stopped off again on a recent trip, and this is just right for me - right amount of privacy, right amount of contact, good looking dancers. Cover is 10, one drink (non-alcoholic) minimum. Good stage setup,…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

My review is from a visit...

My review is from a visit done about 6 weeks ago. I arrived on a Friday night just before midnight and the club was packed. After taking in the lay of the and…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

This is a Great club with...

This is a Great club with some hot looking dancers. I really like this club as it is very laid back and is a place where one can sit back and chill. It…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Little Darlings is a hard club...

Little Darlings is a hard club to figure out. Very, very hit or miss. Some nights I go here and it's fantastic with tons of super hot dancers. Other nights, it's a…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

My wife loves this club. ...

My wife loves this club. For me it is just OK. We always go upstairs. There is really no place to sit right up next to the stage. I like to…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to Camelot East in several weeks and I was pleasantly surprised. I got in around 11:30 on Friday night, and it was busy, but there were still several seats…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

I have visited Rumors a few...

I have visited Rumors a few times in the past. The girls always seemed much more attractive than most at a few other clubs nearby, but I never seemed to get much attention.…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Went to Bare Assets for the...

Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa Beach about 25…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

This is a very good club...

This is a very good club depending as always upon your expectations. It was very clean, tactfully decorated and the girls were generally friendly. A few, however, huddled around the bar casting furtive glances, ignoring…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Place still is nasty but a...

Place still is nasty but a friend of mine wanted to drop by. Kind of didnt want to go based off of my last experience here. You can tell most of the girls are on…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

This is probably the largest and...

This is probably the largest and best known clubs in the area. It is easy to find, located adjacent to Route 460 at the cross roads of Interstate 77 (West Virginia Turnpike.) The club has…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Pretty typical for a DC strip...

Pretty typical for a DC strip club, few strippers performing on small stages. A few were fairly cute and while you can get close and focus on one girl, expect girls from the far end…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Don't have too much choices in...

Don't have too much choices in Alabama - at least none that u know of... Was on a long road trip and decided to stop in., the place is pretty nice, I would…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

Went to Oase on a Saturday...

Went to Oase on a Saturday evening getting there just before midnight. This place is absolutely amazing. The only place I have been that even compares is Hong Kong in TJ. To…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Swung by a few months back...

Swung by a few months back and had a nice time. The interior is pretty sketchy but so is the area around it. Paid my entrance and sat just off of the stage. Dancers would…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Well my return trip last Saturday...

Well my return trip last Saturday taught me about the importance of bringing a change of clothing to this epic club. The change of clothing is for when you exit. I have mentioned in the…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

All in all, this club is...

All in all, this club is a fairly decent place to visit. I am always surprised how few people are actually there every time I go. Upon entering, you will be charged a…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

The oasis in smithtown is a...

The oasis in smithtown is a place my friends and I usually stumble into after a night of drinking. It's a small place as u walk in the stage is in front of you with…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

The dancers here can make up...

The dancers here can make up their own prices for lap dances. I have seen deals as cheap as 2 for $20 and as expensive as $40 for 1 song. The cheap prices are more…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

There is a reason Filly's is...

There is a reason Filly's is the oldest gentleman's club in Winston-Salem. It is because they are the best at what they do. I stopped by in the afternoon and the dancers were…

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Strip Club Trip to Detroit?

I'm planning a trip to Detroit (assuming that I can save up enough money for it) to make a round of the strip clubs there. I'm from Chicago. (Atlantis is my favorite club here at the moment.) I'd be…

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Here is how they do it in Alaska.

http://www.ktva.com/stripper-boat-finds-success-in-kodiak-307/

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It's good to see a father sticking up for his step daughter. :)

SPRINGFIELD {MA}- A man accused of threatening employees at a city strip club with a gun was arrested Sunday night by city and state police. John Peloquin, 51, of South Hadley was arrested at about 8 p.m. near 775 Worthington St.,…

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The things they get away with...

I've noticed that in the club, dancers have free reign to do things that normal people wouldn't do to you. I've had my blouse ripped off, my bra too, had i not started escaping. I've been fondled, smacked in the…

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THIS WOMAN I WOULD GIVE UP THE STRIP CLUB FOR

was watching the food network while eating lunch and saw a new show being aired. the show is called southern at heart. I then witness the following: a thick curvy blonde w/an awesome smile cooking some real good food. I…

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Have you ever met a mother and daughter both working as strippers in a club?

I had received dances from both in the past but never knew they were related.

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Atlanta Clubs

I need some advice on Atlanta clubs please. I have a very important customer that I occasionally entertain at strip clubs. Shortly he wants me to take him clubbing in Atlanta. He, like me, is looking for…

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OT: Pop Culture note: Glen A. Larson, Creator of TV’s 'Quincy M.E.,' 'Magnum,

"The writer-producer also was behind 'Knight Rider,' 'Fall Guy' and 'Six Million Dollar Man'" Those were some good TV shows http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/glen-a-larson-dead-battlestar-748879

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Younger strippers = lousy lapdances

I went on a strip club binge this weekend in Dallas. Of course the club I looked forward to was Baby Dolls (Dallas). There's an incredible amount of young, predominately white, and fit and trim talent on the dayshift.…

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The Dark Knight of Tuscl

Is it possible juice has gone ? Passed ? Has his time elapsed ? Has he ran into the sun and burned out ? Did juice stop clubbing ? Sausages 4life ? Truth b im grinding hard in the clubs,…

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OT: Dine alone without dining alone at this anti-loneliness cafe in Japan (Doug

To spare you the awkwardness of dining alone, the cafe will seat you with a Moomin who will keep you company while you enjoy your meal. Moomins are hippo-like characters that were created by a Finnish illustrator, Tove Jansson. As…

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Kissing and the art of kissing

When I get a lapdance, my favorite thing is not sex (I prefer sex OTC). My favorite thing during a lapdance is kissing. Unfortunately I haven't received a lot of kissing in lapdances in my strip clubbing career. I've been…

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Pimples on their butts

I know that a lot of dancers cover up pimples and other imperfections on their face with make up but apparently little is done to cover up the ones on their asses. I guess they can't see them so they…

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Pictures of Dancers

How common is it that you take nude pictures of dancers with their consent? I took nude pics of my ATF, but agreed not to include her face. I want pics of my DS but don't want to…

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Opinions: Are "Sugar Babies" Just a Bunch of Hookers?

Was watching Lisa Ling's episode about Seeking Arrangements on CNN the other day. It was actually hard to make it through to the end just because of the amount of denials on both sides. Sugar Daddies insisting that the "arrangements"…

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What would happen if Shadow Cat were shown on TV in one of his tshirts?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2014/11/15/shirt-comet-girls-feminism-column/19083607/

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What do you consider extreme ITC extras?

Lena's post about the dude that liked the ol' nutcracker got me thinking about over the top extras. What do you guys consider over the top -- way beyond standard fare like BBBJ or covered FS? I'm not just talking…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Gave Beemer's a shot for the...

Gave Beemer's a shot for the first time on a Saturday night. Entered the club around 9:30 to find only a handful of customers, but a number of dancers out and about. After paying a…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Landed at PBI around noon Thursday,...

Landed at PBI around noon Thursday, and decided to stop for lunch at the Rhino before my afternoon meetings. Overall, I had a good experience. The SR is easy to find; free parking…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by Stilettos on a Wednesday...

Stopped by Stilettos on a Wednesday night during a big convention in Atlanta. Patted down at the door and I can’t remember if there was a cover. Small club with a bar on…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Back in D, was hoping to...

Back in D, was hoping to find breezy or hotstuff, but they were not where I thought they were. Tried the newly re-opened Chix, too early. Tried Criket at the advice of two…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Outside club looked exceptional. Took a...

Outside club looked exceptional. Took a cab to club since I was visiting from out of town. Paid $10 cover to lovely lady. Inside large club with three dancer poles, but only one was being…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I worked at this club briefly...

I worked at this club briefly when I was traveling through. This is not a bad club. I actually liked the fact that there's a jukebox and a wipe board with the girl's names and…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Visited on a Friday night. ...

Visited on a Friday night. Talked to a dancer who said that Saturday nights are generally a bigger crowd, both for customers and for the number of dancers working. Anyway, there were about 8 dancers…

The Cathouse

Calgary, Alberta

Kind of knew what to expect...

Kind of knew what to expect with previous reviews so my expectations were tempered. $10 CAD to get in, drafts were $6.25, bottles were more. Nude, but only sort of, there wasn't a big show…

Expose

San Diego, California

Not the best club, but I...

Not the best club, but I happened to go on pornstar night where they have a pornstar on stage. It was pretty cool. Jayden Cole was the girl. She did a couple of dances on…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

My second visit on Oct 31...

My second visit on Oct 31 was eagerly anticipated. It didn't quite match up to my experiences on the previous visit, but only marginally so. The difference was not quite the same number of girls…

The Palace

Frankfurt, Germany

I visited this FKK on my...

I visited this FKK on my second day there, Nov 01. I had read and heard that this club was the best one within the city boundaries so decided to give it a go. Challenged…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This place is in the TUSCL...

This place is in the TUSCL top 10 so I had to check it out! Visited last Saturday at midnight and it didn't start out great. First, the parking lot was full so I had…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Be careful! I went in there...

Be careful! I went in there just trying to relax and throw some ones on girls. I was approached by a large stripper who told me she wanted to give me a "freebie". I said…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

An early afternoon visit to T's...

An early afternoon visit to T's was interesting enough to motivate a return trip the next time I'm in West Palm. T's is easy to find, a large building on a corner lot with…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

stopped in the place on the...

stopped in the place on the way to harem club, open at noon and a hour hour on beer, got a cheap beer and sat at bar and watched dancers not any…

Toy Box

Panama City, Florida

I decided to check this place...

I decided to check this place out on a Thursday night, I had been to it before many years ago and had seen it change management several times and had heard that they had done…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

As noted, Lusty is not for...

As noted, Lusty is not for the faint of heart. It’s basically an, old, neighborhood bar where you will see the customers on the bar stools getting lapdances (at one point I just stepped…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

This club is a serious joke....

This club is a serious joke. Some hot girls, but who likes a drunken mess. Spent time with Krystal. Huge mistake. Hot body, but I don't get hiring girls who cant form a coherent sentence.…

Squeeze Lounge

Union City, New Jersey

I was in Hoboken to visit...

I was in Hoboken to visit my buddy whom I had not seen in quite a while. rather than go to the usual bars out in Hoboken he suggested let's go to this place. I…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited on a Tuesday night, ended...

Visited on a Tuesday night, ended up staying only an hour and had an ok time. This place is still great on a Friday/Saturday nights, but weeknights have been stale and boring. Although the curtains…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I stopped in on a Saturday...

I stopped in on a Saturday around 10 after a Wild game. I see they have a free shuttle to and from select Wild games great way to save on parking. Showed my Harley…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I always seem to have bad...

I always seem to have bad luck with this club. It is right on my way home so it is very tempting to stop with the usual disappointment. The old bar tender Alex has been…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Wow. I went to this...

Wow. I went to this place on a Friday night just before happy hour was ending (either 8:00 or 8:30 PM) - no cover. This is an upscale, standard go-go bar but…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Always seems to have a reliable...

Always seems to have a reliable quality of dancers it terms of looks and talent. Great stage side seating all the emeay around 3 sides, with two poles that go from the floor up…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas for work and...

Was in Vegas for work and decided to stop by. I had an early morning meeting, so I had to make a day visit. Because I took a cab, cover was $33.…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Showed up in the late afternoon...

Showed up in the late afternoon and there were around 5 dancers on shift. This place definitely has some thick girls, but there are also some small girls. A good amount of variety. Tipping just…

Hungry I

San Francisco, California

I visited the Hungry I for...

I visited the Hungry I for the first time last week, during a visit to San Francisco for a conference. I'd signed up for a "free admission" text message (which most North Beach clubs offer), and…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

I have been this place before...

I have been this place before but it has been a while. I came in late afternoon and there was not very many customers when i was there. Probably about 3 others there. I couple…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Before retiring and moving south, I...

Before retiring and moving south, I lived in Essex County NJ not too far from Irvington. Irvington was a dangerous place 20 years ago, and apparently nothing has changed in that regard. After…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Stopped by Hip Hugger on Friday...

Stopped by Hip Hugger on Friday on my way through Kokomo en route to Indianapolis. The location is not convenient to find, but at the same time not very hard to find. This place has…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to Venus Video today. Luckily...

I went to Venus Video today. Luckily the hottest stripper, Nadiya, was there and my luck doubled since it was noon-to-midnight, half-price Sunday (What? You thought I’d be in church?). I started with her (now-$10.00) glass show…

Harley's Gentlemen's Club

Paw Paw, Michigan

This place is a hole in...

This place is a hole in the wall type strip club. It is topless only. The private dance area is the size of a large closet and is made up of about eight individual benches…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I tend to prefer this club...

I tend to prefer this club in Seattle because you can sit next to the stage. As always, be careful when you drive into the parking lot. There's a deep drainage grate where you can…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

Stopped by for a little while...

Stopped by for a little while this evening. It was right at shift change snd just missed out on a couple of hot dayshift girls. One blond with dreads and huge natural tits. Very hot.…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to the Foxy Lady for...

Went to the Foxy Lady for the first time ever on Saturday night. I have been to the Brockton location a handful of times. For starters it is nothing like the Brockton one.…

Saint Pete's Exotic Show Bar

Edmonton, Alberta

visited...

visited Saint petes last week, for the first time in awhile, wasnt too busy, as got there around 6pm, ordered some food, and a drink, and a stage show finally…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

Decided to check out Diamonds this...

Decided to check out Diamonds this weekend, and it wasnt great. First of all they had a strange dress code, as my buddy couldnt get in, as he was wearing Nike pants, which i…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

This club is good. Probably better...

This club is good. Probably better than others in the area girls look good. Some have skills and others don't care. Would be better without ca laws. There is a bar in the same complex…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went to Deja Vu in the...

Went to Deja Vu in the City of Industry after a long hiatus. Parking lot was pretty full but was able to find a spot. They sometimes cone off some spaces for other establishments…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

It was a typical hot saturday...

It was a typical hot saturday afternoon. I was walking alone along the road while the family was at the mall. Stopped in for some well needed AC and a beer. I…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

Stopped in after work to see...

Stopped in after work to see how the new club is...has changed to Tiffany's remodel consists of a thorough cleanup some different lighting and new VIP rooms in the back old booths are gone. Layout…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I decided to roll into Bogart's...

I decided to roll into Bogart's after a great early football game at another beer and pizza bar, for a beer and boobs celebration of my team's win. For a Sunday afternoon the vibe…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I visited The Harlem twice in...

I visited The Harlem twice in late October on Wed and Thurs evenings. Cover was $5. Drinks included full bar and were moderately priced. The club is a topless club. There is onsite parking. The club…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Went to Diamond Dolls at about...

Went to Diamond Dolls at about 1 am, which is quite a bit later than I normally do. I think a lot of the best dancers were just chilling in the dressing room at…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

After trips to The Horns and...

After trips to The Horns and The White Horse, (both nearby) my friend and I ended up in here for an hour or so before going back to The Horns. As ever you'll get no…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Somewhat new to the strip club...

Somewhat new to the strip club scene only starting back in Aug. of 2014 but after coming in a few times and recently attended an event they held which featured Cindy Starfall and Kaylani Lei,…

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Using company computers to access TUSCL

Do any of you do this? When I was working that would have been grounds for firing but couldn't happen anyway because the IT people had massive content filters on all internet access.

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OT - Prevelance of ADD in strip club hounds

Not playing "dr Phil", but curious if anyone else had ADD or similar diagnosis in their past? Interestingly one of the cute Follies girls that danced for me last Tuesday was sharing that she still struggled with it.…

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10 Million in Back Pay

So this comes up again. Are dancers at a club independent contractors or employees? A NYC Judge was convinced of the latter and ordered a judgment of at least 10m in back pay for 2000 past and present…

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The meet and greet at Follies today

It turned out to be a respectable showing. besides myself Papi_Chulo, snowtime, chandler, Verybigdawg, joewebber & Thekingof32 were in attendance. I enjoyed talking to the guys in between getting dances and I finally bailed out at 6:30 after doing…

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OT: Triangle of Economic DOOM

You know that when minds with the track record for accuracy and objectivity of Fox News, The Economist, and our very own stevie-girl are all in agreement on economic matters then it must be so. Right now they are all…

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Was he majoring in animal husbandry?

Fresno State Student Was Stressed Out Over Midterms So He Fucked A Sheep. Yes, A SHEEP. http://www.brobible.com/life/article/fresno-state-student-banged-sheep/

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A cold clubnvironmental factors that were buzzkill to good clubbing?

The polar vortex has hit again and here in Minneapolis we're stuck in January-type temperatures. I went to the local Daja Vu and the place was pretty cold inside. Most of the girls were wearing leggings or stockings. Many…

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Where are the hot girls?

In the area you live, where do you see the most hot girls? Strip clubs? Nightclubs? Bars? Work? School? Beaches? Mall? Other? I live in the Portland area, and I would probably have to say strip clubs. I know seeing naked…

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Latinas and Asians in Indy

Does anyone know where any good looking or just Latina or Asians dancers work in Indianapolis? Thanks for the information up gentlemen!

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5 worse retards on tuscl

Who are the 5 worse retards on tuscl? 1. crazyjoe 2. steve229 3. zipman68 4. Dougster 5. mikeya02 And that retard asshole Juice gets honerable mention for being such a retard and gettin mikeya02 to kiss his ass. Who do you reterded asshole think is a…

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secret to feeling good

1) Take a huge shit 2) Take a shower 3) Go to your favorite Strip Club

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Is this wrong?

I hardly told this story to my coworkers because I was worried it would put me in trouble but this is what happened to me in the club on one of our slow nights.A decent looking guy walks in,surveys our…

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A bowling ball for Juice

Let's face it, I doubt the poor guy ever found a bowling ball he could stuff his mitts into. You guys wanna chip in and get Juice a custom made ball? I think it.s a nice gesture

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why women in relationships should be more accepting of their men going to strip

Explain it to me.

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We do not negotiate with terrorists?

Or do we? Our company was hit with the Cryptowall virus and the cyber terrorists are demanding $1000 to unlock the files. I'm not an IT guy. I'm in operations, so I say in on the meetings. The majority…

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OT: Bloomberg: Microsoft's Headband Helps the Blind to 'See'

Technological advances like this are a great example of just how DOOMED we are (just like Steve-girl said) and how bleak the "future" is looking: http://bloom.bg/1xD5GkF

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Sex is very low on a woman's list of priorities: A good night's sleep, money and

Why am I not surprised? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2834951/Sex-low-woman-s-list-priorities-good-night-s-sleep-money-technology-preference-making-love.html

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Whoops

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realises her mistake, she looks…

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I predict hundreds of people dying of shootings at/near Club O in Harvey, Il.

As it appears, Club O Gentlemen's Club in Harvey, Illinois isn't going to stop spreading itself all over until it's entire parking lot is a mountain of rotting corpses. They have a new billboard ad. It reads; "Club…

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Panama City 2(PM)er.

PANAMA CITY — Five people have been arrested in the wake of an afternoon strip club beating, the Panama City Police Department announced Friday. When officers arrived at Bambi’s Dollhouse, 2915 E. Fifth St., at about 2:30 p.m., they found a…

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Do you tip more?

I only go to nude clubs and while in the past the dancing ability of the girls has not been great lately I've noticed they don't even pretend anymore. Club after club it's pretty much walk around, lay down, spread,…

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Finally, some believable information ...

on when women reach their sexual peak. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2835218/Do-women-best-sex-lives-26-New-research-shatters-belief-female-sexual-peak-happens-35.html

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This must be some kind of a strip club first. So if you're in Atlanta tonight.

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/27387679/strip-club-were-throwing-a-party-for-the-mayor-and-council

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Eastern European Dancers

I see so many comments, and hear so much stuff in clubs, about Eastern European dancers that I thought that I'd share my observations relating to them. What's funny is the divergence of opinions about them. On this board, you'll…

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Reliable Strippers

Deaf blind weathermen are more reliable than any stripper! They know they have a sought after commodity and they use that leverage. Anyone ever found a consistently reliable stripper?

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The Last OTC Between You and Me

Our journey has come to the end of the road Just as I came and dumped my last load A load full of punch and sure hard to follow It'll be my last load that she'll ever swallow Yes, we had good times but…

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Yeah. Take your GF with you to the strip club. :)

SALISBURY — A New York man and his New Hampshire girlfriend learned the hard way that getting too frisky in a strip club can get you in hot water with authorities. Daniel J. Tromp, 28, of Saugerties,…

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Would you notice

a woman walking on the sidewalk with no pants on? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2834172/She-freezing-Model-parades-New-York-NAKED-painted-jeans-social-experiment-notices.html

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I'm kinda like this guy

Most days, I am a mild mannered businessman. But at night, when I'm in the strip club, I'm Superman. http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/meet-men-sex-strangers-babies/story?id=26870643

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Consider these the next time you take a stripper on vacation

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/vacation-breasts-big-thing-plastic-surgery/story?id=26832018

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OT: Sorry Kim K, Sir Mix-A-Lot says JLo still has the best butt

"the world’s foremost expert, Sir Mix-a-Lot...thinks Kim’s famous silhouette is admirable, but the crown still belongs to J. Lo. In fact, the rapper says it was Lopez’s moves as a Fly Girl on the 90s show In Living Color that…

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"I See Globally Doomed Millenails (GDMs). They're Everywhere! They Don't Even Kn

DOOMED! Because stevie-girl and The Economist said so. Absolutely DOOMED!

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Peculiar tastes in foods

We all have peculiar tastes in women, I'm guessing it's the same for food I like mustard on scrambled eggs Sometimes I like butter on steaks...sometimes just ketchup I like peanut butter and butter sandwiches I like butter on saltine crackers I sometimes put hot…

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OT: Really Steve? The Best You Can Do? "You Went to a Bar! HAHAHA - What a Loser

Stevie-girl must really have given up, if all he can fire at me now is - "you went to a bar! HAHA! What kind of a loser are you?" I guess it's the txtittyfan progression: a) see me state a position that…

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Audtions

Did all the young girls quit to attend nursing school? http://youtu.be/ryJBmwzYfaM

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OT: Great economic news for footballguy - women like yoga pants!!

"Another play, and this one I'm long, Lululemon (LULU). Shares were up 5% yesterday on word that women like yoga pants. The stock is up 15% in three months and it's STILL negative for the year. This is a battleground name…

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Stripper fight in Myrtle Beach

A 24-year-old woman told Myrtle Beach police that she was assaulted with a high heel shoe while inside a gentleman’s club bathroom early Thursday, according to a police report. The victim was being treated at Grand Strand Regional Medical Center when…

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Atlanta 2AMer.

FULTON COUNTY, GA (CBS46) - Police are trying to figure out who shot and killed a strip club customer early Thursday morning. According to Fulton County police, officers responded at about 1 a.m. to a call of a person shot…

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fuccc des bitches

Fukkk dem

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Lunchtime boozing - Strip Club or Regular Bar?

With the economic boom and our $350k/yr jobs, we're all under a lot of work related pressure, so naturally we need a few stiff drinks at lunch to get us through the rest of the work day. So which do…

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Poll: Do you like to go to regular bars by yourself and eavesdrop on hot young

Do you guys and gal still go to regular bars? I do, but when I go it's with family members, co-workers, or my SB. But now I've heard some TUSCLers like to go to regular bars alone so they can…

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Hedy Lamarr -- sexy, sexy, sexy

All this talk about chicks in the Carl's Jr/Hardees commercials got me thinking about a real sex symbol -- Hedy Lamarr. Would have been 100 on the 9th. Skinny dippin' and acting out an orgasm on screen in the frickin'…

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OT: Some Millenials Not Listening To, Indeed, Even Mocking Stevie-Girl!

Was having lunch at the bar the other day, and overheard a couple of millennials talking about the economy. Now first of all, according to stevie-girl, millenials are oblivious about such things, so that was kind of like WTF right…

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Believe it or not, Dougster is right about being doomed!

Fuck these economic predictions. Did you know the sun will become a red giant and boil or potentially even swallow up the earth. We only have 'bout 5 billion years left. Sucks! And the whole universe may be in a false…

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2AM Consequences

Man who killed outside NE Portland strip club gets 15 years http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/11/man_who_shot_killed_outside_no.html

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OT: Have any of you watched the Honey Boo Boo show?

I'm only asking because things seem even more fucked up with that family than I thought: www.wwtdd.com/2014/11/honey-boo-boos-family-seems-fucked-up/ (OK...super obvious URL) I did not pay that much attention when there were reports of Honey Boo Boo's mom dating a released pedophile. But it…

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More women should visit strip clubs

What do you think about women going to strip clubs?

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slaux.pas = good laughs

OMG - you want a good laugh read slaux.pas's responses to members' posts - hilarious! If you're not a retard (like he says) then you can read between the lines of his satire and the dude has some pretty…

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OT: Canadian Millenials Also DOOMED!

"Young people are on pace for the biggest annual jobs increase since 2002, Statistics Canada data show. In September and October, employment in the youth category -- 15 years old to 24 years old -- increased by a combined 47,400,…

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OT: And still they couldn't break our spirit and resolve !

They threw everything at us but couldn't break us ! http://bombsight.org/#14/51.5050/-0.1724

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hotness

Have you ever been talking to a hot dancer you really want dances from and suddenly you have hot air trying to come out your ass? And your in pain? A. Do you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and…

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Charlotte NC 2AMer

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- A woman was hit by a bullet after an argument outside an uptown strip club early Wednesday morning. Charlotte-Mecklenburg police said a woman was hit by a bullet after an argument between two men in the Uptown Cabaret…

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Strip Clubs are Illegal????

I was looking at strip clubs for a recent trip to San Franciscoly SF clubs suck ( horribly overpriced and mostly clothed lap dances) which may explain SJG's fascination with AMPs. So I started looking at clubs in nearby…

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Spinners or tall gals

When getting a lap dance from a stripper, do you prefer short (spinners) or taller girls. For me, it all depends on the height of the chair or stool where I am at. Don't get me wrong, I…

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Tilted Kilt Tranny

Stopped in to grab some Fish & Chips, a few cold ones, while checking out a few "hot ones" and sports on TV. Those who have been gto a Tilted Kilt establishment know that the waitstaff and bartenders are accentuating…

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The Second Thing I Have to Wonder About Stevie-Girl...

When you read the "guy's" reviews, you find no mention of extras. In fact, "nipple play" seems like big accomplishment to him. So WTF is he even going to strip clubs for? I guess it's to hear music with…

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Princess Leia Walking Through NY for 10 Hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4

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Pittsburgh Clubs. Ugh

I mentioned a few months back that I moved from Arizona (where the Phoenix clubs are both cheap and high mileage) to Pittsburgh, which offers neither cheap dances nor high mileage. Needless to say, I'm having a hard time adjusting…

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2nd thing you check out at a new club?

I'm betting the first thing we all check out at a new club is how hot the dancers are. So what's the 2nd thing you check out: a. Time a couple songs, see if the DJ is cutting them short b.…

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OT: The only 18 seconds of Fox News with watching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D14VKb72dH0

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Joke of the night

What does Madonna and the Titantic have in common? They both went down with over a thousand men

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OK Ranukam Road Trip.

When you think of a strip club, you probably envision women with enhanced breasts and toned bodies tearing off what little clothing they have to a popular dance song. And you’d be right. Except if you were at a strip…

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Where else but Floriduh?

MELBOURNE, Fla. - A Melbourne man offered to pay an undercover female police officer $3 and a chicken dinner in exchange for sex, according to police. Steven Torres, 32, was arrested Thursday in Sanford on charges of soliciting prostitution. According…

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Training Course Proposed for Strippers on the Side Effects of their Profession

I don't usually post news items about dancers or strip clubs, but this one seemed TUSCL-worthy: http://www.thenewstribune.com/2014/11/10/3481369/pierce-county-council-advances.html?sp=/99/296/

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[OT] Japan Poised To Collapse Global Economy

That article that steve229 quoted from The Economist is proving to be spooky accurate. In it, it cited Japan as one of the primary risks to the global economy. In about the two weeks since then the Nikkei is up…

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OT: More great economic news: Millennials aren't saving a dime!

"Cash-strapped millennials are slipping into the red. People younger than 35 are not saving money, according to a study by Moody's Analytics. In fact, their savings rate has dipped to negative 2%, meaning that they're spending more than they have." http://money.cnn.com/2014/11/10/pf/millennials-negative-savings/ Probably…

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Disney shafting - a happy ending

My sister-in-law finally got the real story on her pension issue. Apparently, the first person to "explain" it to her did a poor job of it. The way it all shook out, she had retirement credits well in excess of…

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New change to logging off.

I just took a 5 hour break for dinner & TV and when I came back, I was still logged on. I like that.

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Hottest women currently (in your opinion)

Right now who are the three hottest women to you? They have to be at least semi-famous, models, actresses, pornstars, singers etc. This is not a lifetime achievement award, they have to be hot in your right now, not 20…