I was wrong

I'm safe, except for the nose blowing fractured skull and the metal blood clot.

"I was wrong." That's something I've never had to say. :)

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

I still didn't get what's wrong with kissing a stripper! How about getting an uncovered BJ? I hate condoms and never will get a BJ with one. I bring my own super-thin ones for real sex - I get nothing out of sex with regular condoms too.

I was wrong many, many, many times.

Then I decided to forget all my mistakes.

My reasoning was: Being a married guy at the time, I figured there was no sense in two people remembering all of my mistakes... lol.

How about a dancer sneezing during a bbbj?

"Ah-ah-aaaaa-CHEW". Try explaining that injury to your wife!

Dam thats gotta hurt^^^

There is not really any danger of kissing strippers. If you are a young guy with a young stripper, you can get mono. Other than that, a cold or the flu is all you have to worry about. And I haven't had either in 20 years, and I only work with dancers that give me big, sloppy kisses.
With bare naked blowjobs, there are more risks. If you have been getting bjs at strip clubs for any length of time, you have genital herpes. Period. Theoretically, you can get HIV from a blowjob if you have an open sore (like herpes) on your dick, but it is rare. It is best to use a condom.

I as always wrong until I divorced the bitch. :)

I didn't mean a joke thread about silly risks to turn into a serious thread about real risks, but

"If you have been getting bjs at strip clubs for any length of time, you have genital herpes. Period. "

This is a gross over generalization. But in any event I think hsv1 on your genitals rarely causes outbreaks. Thus, even if the generalization were true, the implications are not nearly as severe as the statement suggests on it's face

"theoretically, you can get HIV from a blowjob if you have an open sore (like herpes) on your dick, but it is rare. It is best to use a condom."

Not accurate. A theoretical risk is not just "low," it is practically non existent. The risk here (getting HIV from receiving a blow job) is ike the risk of being hit by a meteor. Sure it could happen but it's not "low risk." It's so improbable that we never even think about it.

Re: Brain blood clot. It can cause dain bramage, a terrible thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI4c21w7…

Funny skit, but start at about the 1:50 mark.

The woman in the article suffering Post-Coital Amnesia, must have had her brains fucked out.

gawk,

I would never say they would first have to have a brain. I know some that use little of it, but men do that as well. :)

Life is for living – we only get one.

uh this hobby that we do - we can get infected from anyone, anywhere and anytime.

John, if you're really worried about forgetting any sessions with your DS, you're going to have to start video-taping them.

Papi, agreed, big time.

I sort of surprised they didn't list anything like "Pornhub hand" or a high incidence of carpal tunnel among masseuses.

PG, video is actuasly something I was thinking of asking for. She has never said no to anything Ive asked for so far. We shall see.

John, just let us know when you post it on Pornhub! ; )