Okay, you've gotta be kidding....
The other thread on Liquid Lapdance reminded me of that Fleshlight thing...y'know, the tube with the fake rubber pussy you can use to jerk off with? So I jumped over to their website, and DAMN, they've gone BIG TIME !! They have some seriously professional website design and videos and all that crap.
Anyway, what caught my eye was a product they have now called "Launchpad". At first I saw the foto and thought it was an iPad looking thing. So I thought, what the fuck are they doing selling iPad looking devices?
So I clicked and you won't believe this....it's a Fleshlight that is integrated into a video display. I guess the goal is to allow you to jack off while watching videos. It's all one unit.
I dunno, seems goofy to me. Hell, you're jacking the thing up and down and the video is jumping up and down....I'd get dizzy or something.
Anyway, apparently they're doing well based on the look of their website. More power to them...


I'm tempted to make a comment about how all that jerikson is missing is the dick to put in the flesh light.
but Mr Deuce says we should all just get along.
So I won't say anything.
You're welcome.