I wish I has cool parents like this when I was a teen

Sounds like a future stripper.

True. Then mommy will call her "the baddest bitch in the club."

The way i see it, the dad is a liberal jerk, Surprised his last name isn't Fokker.

The dad will get off easy. He is a lawyer and that means he is above the law. He should lose his license.

Ignorance comes in all professions. Just goes to show that anyone in any level of society can be a bad parent or parents!

That's not far from my neck of the woods!