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My Advice Regarding Women, Dating, and How to be a Real Man

Just doing a quick survey. Are y'all enjoying my advice regarding women, dating, and how to be a real man? I'm sure you can tell how enormously successful I have been in these areas and how I should be a…

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Supergirl

Rumor has it that Gemma Atkinson is the current favorite to play Supergirl in the upcoming TV show... www.break.com/picture-topics/gemma-atkinson-nude-photo With those tits she should be Power Girl. Fuck yeah!!!

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Was in the neighborhood after striking...

Was in the neighborhood after striking out at XTC. Decided to check out Sugars and give them another chance. Physically, the club is nice and has a nice raised VIP area, but I did not inquire…

Ocean Cabaret

La Marque, Texas

Well to say I had a...

Well to say I had a bad experience is an understatement. Do not get caught up in the moment, because there is a con-artist amongst the dancers. I had accepted the offer for…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I have visited Kahoots twice and...

I have visited Kahoots twice and do like the club. However, it is way too tempting and easy to spend way too much money here. The private dances only last for one song…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been awhile since I've been...

It's been awhile since I've been back to this club, but it's my ol reliable. It's my go-to bar for when I just need to shut my brain up and partake in some silly fun. Per…

Starlet's Gentlemen's Club

Queens, New York

This is only the second club...

This is only the second club in NY I have ever been too and the differences from DC/Maryland clubs is staggering. These value of clubs up here have no sense of value. For $5/song in…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Tiffanys is not too big and...

Tiffanys is not too big and nothing special to look at. Once you get in and pay the $10 cover(night) or $5(day), you'll find a fairly open, if small, space with several small tables…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

The club is very nice in...

The club is very nice in appearance from the outside. I think it was recently remodeled. Upon entering the doorman asked if I wanted to purchase a wristband. I was not sure if I was…

Buffalo Jump

Gallatin Gateway, Montana

Buffalo Jump is the only club...

Buffalo Jump is the only club besides Teasers that is in the vicinity of Bozeman. It is a pretty standard strip club, but has been updated in recent years and has a nice interior. The…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Went on a nondescript Thursday night...

Went on a nondescript Thursday night to watch some football, have a drink and observe. Had a nice time. $10 cover not including the $2 "valet" parking fee (I parked myself - had I…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

I do not know why I...

I do not know why I keep visiting this club every time I am in Stamford. It is a cesspool of filth with mediocre dancers. As with my other visits the club is mostly thickset…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Going here is a lot like...

Going here is a lot like going to Tiger Stadium. You walk through the turnstile, many seats have obstructed view, and the beer is over priced. There are three stages. The main stage is the one…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Haven't been in awhile stopped in...

Haven't been in awhile stopped in Saturday, best one on duty was Sarah. Nice ass and legs, natural tits, friendly. Didn't opt for the LD though. I heard Gianna is back again, wondering if some…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

I was by Stiletto twice, once...

I was by Stiletto twice, once before they renovated and once afterwards. I personally like the old layout better, it's smaller and cozier but I guess business got busy so they expanded. First time I…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Went in on a Saturday to...

Went in on a Saturday to check out the lineup. Haven't been here in awhile, so just wanted to see if anything changed. Nothing changed in the inside, paid the cover and got the drink.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Have reviewed OGD before and wrote...

Have reviewed OGD before and wrote that it wasn't worth the risk of being there as the place had been raided by police in the past. I changed my mind on the last visit.…

Scandals

New York, New York

My second visit to scandals and...

My second visit to scandals and was disappointed again. Went to watch football last Sunday afternoon. There were about 5-6 girls working. I would review the physical club setting as it has been discussed before (ugly…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

What do you call a strip...

What do you call a strip club with no strippers? SECRETS OF FAYETTEVLLE! - Went there at 8pm and there were NO DANCERS!!! I sh*&t you not! The sign that says open at 4pm is…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Went to Platinum on a Saturday...

Went to Platinum on a Saturday night a couple weeks ago, it was my first trip there in a while as I haven't been visiting too many clubs lately. Pretty much the same old…

Goldfingers

Prague, Czechia

I went to Goldfingers during...

I went to Goldfingers during my trip to Prague and I feel this place complimented everything Prague has to offer. Goldfingers completed the whole trip for me. It was a very large place with…

Boleiro TDs

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Arrived here after quite a bit...

Arrived here after quite a bit of drinking on a Thursday night in Cabo. This club is right near some of the big bars along the main strip, vs most of the others which are…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Went the day after new years...

Went the day after new years day so I expected it to be a little slow. 4 girls when I got there around 8:00 so I was a little worried it would be a dead…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

You go in and there's the...

You go in and there's the bar, pool tables, and only bathrooms; you have to be dressed to be in this area. Through the door to your left is the club part. Two poles set…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Oh Bare Exposure is the very...

Oh Bare Exposure is the very first strip club that I've been to. I have learned all my strip club ediqutte and what to do and not to do inside a strip club from that…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Not what I expected and here...

Not what I expected and here is why. I have heard this club was full of Asian girls and Black girls. I would love a club with Asian girls but it was not the way…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times, and I like what the place has to offer. It basically gives me what I want, and since I am not a Colorado resident, it is a nice…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

I have only been to the...

I have only been to the Crazy horse twice. The first time when they still used to be called Delilah's Den. The Bartender that worked there was smoking hot but only seem to talk to…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Went here on a Saturday afternoon...

Went here on a Saturday afternoon couple of months ago. This is in the south end part of Daytona so wanted to check it out. There was no entrance fee when i entered that time.…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Stopped by late on a Mon...

Stopped by late on a Mon or Tues just before Xmas. Place was busy, seemed to be loaded with College kids home for break. I guess they have a reputation to not be…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Well, this is my second review...

Well, this is my second review of this "old Faithful". I went in on a day I wasn't doing too too much. I started talking to a girl whom I had never spoken to besides…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Ok this is a long shot...

Ok this is a long shot but I am looking for a dancer who worked at penthouse club around 3 years ago. She had a bob style haircut big fake tits, a killer body and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped in again last month. $15...

Stopped in again last month. $15 entrance fee. Settled at the bar and before long Lucy came by. I think she is brazilian but not sure. Older woman, possibly upper thirties. Decent looking and friendly.…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

I returned to this club ...

I returned to this club on another weekday afternoon in early December (meant to post this review last month). It was somewhat more laid back then my first visit - there were…

Venus Room

Dallas, Texas

First time at Venus Room, and...

First time at Venus Room, and won't be the last time. I had done my research and knew it wasn't like a typical strip club in that it is all private dances where the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

So I am back to FLL...

So I am back to FLL and decided to check out Tootsies after a short stop at Rachels. I will post the review separately. Wow, what downhill this place has gone. I entered the club…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I like this club alot as...

I like this club alot as a dancer and a customer. I visited this club numerous times to visit girls that I am friends with to just having fun my guy friends. Drinks are…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

It continues to be hit or...

It continues to be hit or miss at Club Bristol. They haven't done anything new to the place, so I'll skip the lack luster physical appearance of the club. I went in on…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Decided to take a brief break...

Decided to take a brief break from Club Babes and check out the place. This review covers two separate trips to the club. The first visit was this past Thursday during the late afternoon/early evening…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped by Georgie's Girls for the...

Stopped by Georgie's Girls for the first time in a a Looooooong time! I used to really dig this asian dancer they had there a while back, but she didn't appear to be there. Probably…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

I went to Peytons on a...

I went to Peytons on a Tuesday afternoon for happy hour around 6PM. I got to the club by taking subway to 32nd street walked ten minutes (past the Brooklyn costco) in industrial area. Felt…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I went here recently twice, with...

I went here recently twice, with one visit being daytime and another at night. DAYTIME VISIT Went on a Wednesday afternoon around 4pm. Paid $5 mandatory valet and no cover charge (however its $5 on weekend afternoons)…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Great dancers but a bit pricy...

Great dancers but a bit pricy for private dances. BYOB so you can save some money in that area. I believe that it was $20 cover with a two song dance topless for $80 and…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have been out of the...

I have been out of the "stripper scene" for the last couple months mostly due to football season and some personal business. But i'm back now and I'll start with reviewing last nights visit to…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Club was in a nice part...

Club was in a nice part of town in Glendale. Parking was ample and free self park. Valet was also available. Cover was 10 dollars. It was neither packed nor full. It was my first…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

I took my friend out. ...

I took my friend out. We went about 5 free parking and cover. This is my second time. Still sitting it lack but good atmosphere. Girl qualities goespecially from 6+. Dancers where held…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I was in town for business...

I was in town for business so I decided to swing by. I was seated and ordered a beer and spotted a gorgeous African-American dancer behind the bar counter. I asked her to come to…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Happy New Year everyone. Kandys continues to...

Happy New Year everyone. Kandys continues to be one of if not the funnest club to go to. I'm always pleasantly surprised how many couples come. EVERYONE seems to have a good time, well except for…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

In a strip shopping center...

In a strip shopping center close to I-95. The bar in incorporated into the stage which has islands for the dancer through out. The dancers are required to hop from island to island to…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

I really like this place -...

I really like this place - they aren't necessarily the hottest girls (although some are pretty good), and some are a little older, but I like the atmosphere, and the girls are friendly. If it's…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

The place was pretty packed for...

The place was pretty packed for a Monday. At least in my experience anyway. The place is set up with a large stage in back with a bunch of tablets set up in front…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Came here for their annual holiday...

Came here for their annual holiday party. Was unusually crowded for 7pm, most likely due to the event. Regardless, all that meant was that there was 3 girls for every 2 guys as…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

The Intro So I was in town...

The Intro So I was in town and I decided to visit one of my favorite and most frequented strip clubs in Dayton. I originally tried to visit at 12pm as I remember coming in…

Skippers Club

Warren, Ohio

Well I heard Rayna will be...

Well I heard Rayna will be back at the club tomorrow guys and you know that means her ass will be bouncing on stage and her head boobing in the back. Always a real good…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Had some out of town visitors...

Had some out of town visitors so after sight seeing in San Francisco I took the guys over to Crazy horse. We got there around 10:30 and the place was about half full. OK selection…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to the gold club on Chancellor Street in Philadelphia. I was visiting primarily to see the Riley Reid feature entertainer show. The location is easy enough to find and in the heart…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My opinion, overpriced for the area....

My opinion, overpriced for the area. No need for valet when you have a lot big enough to park yourself...$8 Valet was a bit steep anyway. $20 EACH for me and my lady…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Went to my favorite club last...

Went to my favorite club last Friday night just after midnight. Parking lot was pretty full. Got inside and it was busy but was able to find a seat quickly. Bartender and.waitress were friendly and…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

I make the trip out to...

I make the trip out to Battle Creek about once a year. In 2013, my visit to Hots was incomplete cuz I stopped in btwn 6:30 & 7:30 on a Sat and it was pretty…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

Went to 007 around 530 after...

Went to 007 around 530 after work and got in for free with coupon, but paid $10 for the drink. Went in and there was only 1 other guy and 2 girls sitting with him.…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'd heard this was the new...

I'd heard this was the new hot club in town, now that Delilah's has decayed. Visited early in the day, it was mostly empty. I'll have to visit one or two more times…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

I dropped in last night after...

I dropped in last night after spending quite a few hours across the street at Mystic. This was my first time in this club, and I did not stay long at all. For one, it was…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

One of my better visits to...

One of my better visits to the red dog. Stoped by after work about 4:30 Friday evening there was about 20 to 25 guys there but didn't see any tipping going on while I drank…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

As others have noted, Blush is...

As others have noted, Blush is undergoing what appears to be extensive remodeling, making it a bit difficult to determine a true ranking for the club. But in general, it basically seems to…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

First time visiting this establishment. Went there...

First time visiting this establishment. Went there to visit with a dancer I recently did a photo shoot with so I could show her some of the work. The website said she was working at 4pm,…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I have had some good visits...

I have had some good visits to this club before. I usually stop by later in the night and had a favorite of mine. Check some if my older reviews. On this visit, there were…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

pretty much true to other reviews,...

pretty much true to other reviews, not a bad experience at all, just wished my hotel had been closer. In a good, mixed-use, area of Dallas, pretty near DFW. Got there about 9:30-10:00 PM, crowded…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Made my first visit to Tens...

Made my first visit to Tens in Tucson on Saturday night. Nearly turned around when I saw their sign advertising that night's UFC event. But thought what the hell. Then I found nearly no parking…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is one of 3 club...

This is one of 3 club risque locations in the Philadelphia area, but the only one that is non-smoking. I find it friendlier than the the others as well, and you can get in for…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Sunday evening apparently isn't the best...

Sunday evening apparently isn't the best time for this club. I arrived around 8:30 and paid the $10 entry fee. The club was pretty subdued to say the least but that could have been because…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Made a special trip to this...

Made a special trip to this place from Tallahassee on my day off. Daytimes at this place is awesome and the $5 cover is great. No need to go into the layout of this. It's…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

It had been awhile since i...

It had been awhile since i was here last. I Was dissaointed that my fav dancers are gone ( chase , mary jane, and zoey). They were the main reasons i kept coming back. But…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Wow, I don't know what happened,...

Wow, I don't know what happened, maybe it was because of the holiday, but it was slim pickings here today. Only three dancers and one was not worthwhile, Veronica from Pandoras, an old blonde with curly…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

After striking out at another nearby...

After striking out at another nearby club, I tried this place. It was not much better, same as the other club, lots of guys who had the day off and not many dancers. Of the…

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Steak, strippers & sweet rides: Wall Street's back

Sic Liz Warren on 'em, right, SJG? http://www.cnbc.com/id/102306197

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Minor Dancer Move: Pressing boobs against bare chest

To me, perhaps one of the most underrated dancer moves is when she pulls your shirt up to reveal your bare chest, and then presses her bare boobs against your chest. Feels fulfilling for some reason. This is, of course,…

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Latest Detroit "hot" clubs - taking Detroit Virgins - Please advise

Yes, I know it's quite strange that someone that wrote a guide to Detroit clubs is asking for advice on Detroit clubs. I haven't been in Detroit since October and reading about dancers leaving Penthouse going to Players, and…

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back row baptist blow jobs at church

Been going to this southern Baptist church known for slutty members..been able to pull blow jobs on the backslider babist row for $150 This happens to u ? Or is i just sklled ?

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Big Mack attack

I ate lots of grapefruits and ex lax on new years eve. I rung in the new year by clogging toylets at McD. I shit sooooo hard the fire trucks came and had to plunger the shitter with their fire

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Phily 2AMer

Two men were shot early Saturday when a gunman fired into a crowd gathered outside a Northern Liberties strip club. A group of men began fighting in front of the Gold Club at 58 W. Girard Ave. shortly after 2:15 a.m.,…

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Off topic: Eating Better

So the new year is upon us, and I thought, maybe I should try to eat a little better going forward. It seems that trying to go from a diet filled with salty snacks and fatty foods to one that…

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The Duke of York likes 'em young

Have you old perverts seen this? www.infowars.com/lawsuit-claims-prince-andrew-had-sex-with-underage-sex-slave/ These allegations have been bouncing around for a while, but now there is a court case naming Prince Andrew as one of the dudes that indulged. Personally, I think he did it but didn't know…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

This is a review from a...

This is a review from a dancer. Drove to San Antonio to work on a Friday. Got recommended to this club. It's very nice I guess they have just remodeled from what the girls were…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I arrived at the club around...

I arrived at the club around 7pm on Sunday.The building was surrounded by blue neon light. It is easy to locate it even in bad weather. The cover charge is $10 plus a drink. I…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I stop by after some work...

I stop by after some work that's needed for my car. Came in around 6 pm and the place is almost empty. Street parking is plenty & area seems safe. Gave the $5 cover & sat…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Hands down one of the best...

Hands down one of the best clubs in the Falls area. Stopped in Thursday around 9. Stayed until 2. So many girls to choose from but if you see the right one don't wait, as…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Stopped by CWs in a cold...

Stopped by CWs in a cold Tuesday night.Run down, darkly lit neighborhood. Tiny parking lot with cameras outside.Took a long smoke outside then wandered inside.Small bar with only a few dancers. I Ordered a beer…

Expose

San Diego, California

I visited this place twice while...

I visited this place twice while visiting San Diego. This review will reflect the first time I went there. This place, as others have noted, isn’t that bad. Now that doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement,…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I had another great trip here....

I had another great trip here. Daytime, afternoon visit. The talent could have been better, honestly. But as is usually the case, there were at least a few there that caught my…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

I always wanted to go to...

I always wanted to go to a strip club. I had never been to one until Tuesday evening. I was going to Phoenix for the Fiesta Bowl and I thought this would be a…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

I've been to Bazookas only during...

I've been to Bazookas only during the day. Most times there were 5 to 8 dancers. The cover fee was $10 each time and you get sodas or bottled water for free.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I have only been to one...

I have only been to one club is SF, and it's Crazy Horse. Have been here thrice, and never felt trying another one. Great bunch of girls, different ethnicities and body types to suit every…

Players Club

Los Angeles, California

Visited the club on a Saturday...

Visited the club on a Saturday evening after drinking out in downtown LA. Grabbed a taxi and got there around 1:00 AM. The club was surprisingly empty, but was told that it got…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

Came here and decided to try...

Came here and decided to try it out after driving by so many times and I needed to take my mind off of some things, so what better way to do that than to blow…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Visited the club on a wednesday...

Visited the club on a wednesday afternoon. This continues to be my favorate club in SoCal. I would visit this club every time i come down to So Cal. It was somewhat…

Exotic City

Lennox, California

as others have said looks sketchy...

as others have said looks sketchy from the outside and the inside could use some work. you go in and select the model/dancer and you are taken to a private room for a private dance.…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

I've been wondering why there wasn't...

I've been wondering why there wasn't a review on this place for five months and now I know why. Saturday nite and only a handful of girls on, and the best of them a 7,…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

I have been a regular to...

I have been a regular to Volcanic eruption for at least few years now. I have seen the ups and downs of this place. The club has a small decent size parking lot right near…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

I normally go to Show World...

I normally go to Show World a few blocks away, but decided to try this place out again on a whim, and boy am I happy I did. Same exact setup as my last review…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Well after all the good things...

Well after all the good things i heard about this club from both guys and ladies that have gone there I went back to check it out. As you all know the club is…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Been here probably 3 times previously,...

Been here probably 3 times previously, all over the last year. Always been impressed with the looks of the girls and if anything they are now even hotter. Somewhat less tattoos and piercings but may…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This place is consistent. Normally a...

This place is consistent. Normally a good thing but in this case it actually tends to keep me away. The talent skews to the older and heavier side and doesn't turn over much. On this particular…

Gossip

Melville, New York

Gossip recently changed owners, and after...

Gossip recently changed owners, and after being closed for several months, just reopened in late November 2014. It underwent a multi-million dollar renovation and it shows. Upon entering, the layout is similar, but…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Been here twice and overall hit...

Been here twice and overall hit or miss. Dancers are ok. One time I did see a hot blonde but for the most part they are average. What I really don't like is how greedy…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

"A wild place to eat" the...

"A wild place to eat" the slogan had me laughing as I walked in the door. I found myself laughing as a walked at as well. The wait staff is slow and unhelpful. None of…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Apparently, this club is under new...

Apparently, this club is under new management. The new manager is some Mexican tool who forces girls on you and gets you drunk then rapes your wallet. I'm pretty sure I've seen him before at…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

There were only three dancers that...

There were only three dancers that I would have considered getting a dance from. Their cheap dances are done in a large room where you have to sit shoulder to shoulder with some stranger as…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I've visited Temptations multiple times and...

I've visited Temptations multiple times and its usually a must stop every time I am in New Orleans. It has everything I can ask for an a strip club, affordability, very friendly girls and…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

St. James is located outside of...

St. James is located outside of Houston City limits (mile east of I45 on Rankin Road) and seems to have fewer rules compared to Houston clubs especially related to providing semi-privacy rooms. I have…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Here are the 2 MAJOR problems...

Here are the 2 MAJOR problems I have with Expose, and the reason that I prefer NOT to go there anymore. 1) They advertise Sunday $10 dances all day and all night. But if you…

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More from Floriduh

CAPE CANAVERAL -- A Brevard County man is facing charges, accused of threatening to blow up a strip club in Cape Canaveral. Deputies said Ronald Brightman, 55, tried to enter Lido Caberet on Cleveland Avenue last Sunday with a beer in…

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I don't look good naked any more. :)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OOgd9hitEAE?rel=0

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Kinda makes me feel inadequate. :)

THE MAN WITH two penises who went viral with his Reddit Ask Me Anything last year has penned a memoir. The man, who goes by the screenname Double Dick Dude, has a condition called diphallia–the duplication of the penis. Both are…

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Floriduh of course

When officials came to arrest 28-year-old Floridian Casey Molter for the thorough dismantling he'd just given his girlfriend's '97 Altima, he told them he'd done it because she was a "spiritual person" who could "tell a person about their dreams."…

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Questions for those who smoke pot

I don't use drugs except occasionally alcohol. However the DS smokes pot, and we are going to start partaking together. I'm wondering whether we should get high before or after sex. Does pot enhance or diminish sexual…

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Top Five Strip Clubs In Vegas

I watched the video clip shown below, the guy reviewed five club and Vegas and I thought he would say more about the club, he was just a bit too laid back reporting just a bit shy. I'd like to know…

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Calling Mom to pick you up

In a review of Tropic Lei, Dontay wrote: "A friend of mine thought that it would be a good idea to stop in to Tropical Lei for a while. He was the same friend that left me there on…

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Is the PM system working?

My last two messages haven't been read going back to Dec 26, And my last message was sent 12 hours ago but says three hours ago when i check the status.

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Bada Bing hit again.

LODI, N.J. - The New Jersey strip club that was the real-life stand-in for the Bada Bing on HBO's "Sopranos" has been hit by criminals again. Satin Dolls in Lodi was robbed by two armed men a few days before Christmas.…

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Strippers and Butt Plugs

Do strippers in your area wear butt plugs? In Atlanta they do not. But last night was at SC and when girl got nude there was big butt plug back there. A beautiful shiny mufti-faceted metal thing, that…

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Diversification

For the new year, I am wondering whether I should diversify a little bit and quit spending so much of my strip club time, energy, and money on my dream stripper. She's been virtually my entire focus for the…

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Las Vegas 2am'er

Finally happened here http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/27742480/pd-gunfire-exchanged-at-vegas-gentlemens-club

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Something to start the new year with

Jokes about strippers and blow jobs Q: Why was the stripper upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because the examiner gave her an "F" in sex even though she blew him. Q: How do you get a stripper off of…

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OT: Kate Upton in free fall...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83888687/

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Everything I Know I Learned from the Internet

"Strippers are like white dwarf stars. Extremely hot but not very bright."--Albert Einstein

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OT "Booming U.S. Validated as Investors See Busy Consumers"

"An S&P 500 index of consumer-discretionary companies from Walt Disney Co. to Amazon.com Inc. gained 322 percent between March 2009 and the end of last year, for the best performance among 10 major groups. Americans are spending again and investors know…

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Hmmm...

I saw this posted on the Michigan TwoSheds board. "I've looked at tuscl, but something about it just annoys me." Annoying? What possibly could he find annoying on here?

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Do not go to the Imagefap links Jerikson posted....

My anti-virus program prompted me to leave as it is a dangerous and risky site. Just sayin....

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Gag Reflex

Bitch ain't got one. Period. http://www.imagefap.com/photo/1302113969/?pgid=&gid=3652642&page=1#43

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Bad Tattoos

Okay, look, when it comes to hot, nasty black chicks with lots of tattoos, I'm as forgiving as anyone. Hell, a lot of tats, IMO, can enhance and accentuate a nasty black ho's nastiness. But there is a limit, both…

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Strip club melee sends 3 to Worcester hospitals

WORCESTER — A melee outside a Southbridge Street strip club in the early morning hours of New Year's Day left three people injured, including one who was stabbed. Police said two of those injured are gang members. The fight broke…

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Man, 26, ran over, killed at Anaheim strip club parking lot

A man was intentionally run over and and killed in a parking lot shared by a strip club and a fast food restaurant in Anaheim early Thursday, police said. Davoriol Wright, 26, was involved in some sort of altercation with the…

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smokeless clubs in Tampa?

Living in New England it is illegal to smoke in all public buildings, but ncluding restaurants and bars. But reading about Tampa clubs I might have problems with the smoke, as I am very sensitive to cigarette smoke. Cigars…

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"I Wish I had met you somewhere else"

I met a stripper a few months back at one of my usual clubs. She was hot and also had a very pretty face. During our conservation, she dropped a line on me that I hadn't heard before: "I wish…

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Whose your pick for the College Football playoffs ?

The first game is about an hour away so I should have posted this sooner – but w/e. I don’t really care for any of the 4 teams playing – but I think it’ll be Florida State over Oregon and Alabama…

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Huge drop in strip clubs for me in 2015

Out of the dozen or so strip clubs available to me, there's only three of them I ever go into anymore and only one that has, for me, a decent collection of girls. There's been a general decline in…

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Strip club injuries

Imagine getting your face pummeled by a big set of knockers

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Stripper injuries

To the inexperienced, a strip club might seem like a pretty safe environment to work in from the standpoint of work place accidents. But I saw an example recently of why that is not necessarily true. A dancer…

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Toledo 2AMer.

At least one person was injured in a shooting in downtown Toledo early today. The incident occurred at Chez Joey, 715 Monroe St., just after 12:30 a.m. The victim was shot in a hip and taken to a local hospital for treatment. In…

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THE ASSES AREN'T STICKING OUT

ever notice that a lot of girls 24 and under within the last 5 years that have thick legs but stick out ass? this pertains to all, civvies and strippers. you lay your eyes on one of these girls and…

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OT: Some guys are just too stupid to get laid by non-dancers

I had the pleasure of watching comedy in action this morning at an airport bar. A guy was working a girl who was probably out of his league, but he had a decent gift of gab. Then the guy offered…

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Best tits in Los Angeles?

What's the best place in LA for some big tits? Any recommendations?

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Turns out strip clubs aren't the only place with PLs

http://dailym.ai/1BibY9m

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What's up with facebook?

This morning i posted a pic on this site of a 40ct box of Trojans. Later, when I went to Facebook, on the right where the ads were, was the same picture!.........creepy

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Man hands

Took a rare noontime strip club visit today. There were on,y two dancers on duty...an older Asian and a young statuesque blonde. I was the only customer. Tipped a little to the asian on stage first who was quite uninspired.…

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Is this?????

Is she a 2 / $20 or 2 / $30 or 2 / $40 or 2 / $50 or do you just pick up your money and move on? https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqIOZXqRUIhEAFB_7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTByZWc0dGJtBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDMQ--?p=brunette+and+blue+eyes&vid=753cf821f1e2f68694a90e229d89b08f&l=4%3A02&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DVN.608002253808206211%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvimeo.com%2F72047838&tit=Just+a+%3Cb%3EBlue+%3C%2Fb%3EEyed+%3Cb%3EBrunette%3C%2Fb%3E&c=0&sigr=10pj4v28r&sigt=117iltg2s&age=0&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av%2Cm%3Asa&fr=yfp-t-901&tt=b

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There is no Holy Grail...

4 months ago I came to the site looking for some definite answers to getting extras at the strip clubs pretty consistently. The conclusion I'm coming to after 4 months and $10,000 dollars, is that there is no sure way…

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Charlie Brown and the Football

Two days in a row I've had strippers scheduled to come to my house, and two days in a row they haven't shown up. Yesterday a long-time favorite was supposed to spend the day with me.…

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Big Tits in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

I'm visiting Cabo San Lucas and I'd like some additional input on good SC's in the area. I'm really into enhancements. If you know of any SC's where there are a lot of dancers with big fake tits,…

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Dating in old age

We all know that it gets tougher to find suitable civilians to date/fuck as you get older. It's especially hard when you reach your 60s and 70s and the available dating pool is as wrinkled as you are.…

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OT: 2015 We are So Fucked!

Look we are not doing things at all in the way Libertarians and Ayn Randroids say we should. First we got rid of the gold standard way back under Nixon. Then we allowed central banks to do QE. Next we…

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OT: DOOMED Shaghai Exchange Close Up About 60% for the Year

Back in October stevie-girl and The Economist were warning about how much trouble China was in and the threat it would pose to the global economy. Looks like they really hit the nail on the head on this one. Now…

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Single Guy Going to Vegas & Google not helping.

I've only really experienced clubs in expensive-but-comfy clubs in Japan, so not sure what to expect. There's a slight chance a few friends may come with me...but very slight, I think I'm gonna be sneaking away to the clubs in…

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Did you wait too long?

Did you ever wait so long for a dancer that your ass fell asleep? Did everyone hear it snoring?

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New marketing campaign: Play-Doh it's not just for kids anymore

Ages: 5-55 Caution: Please wash throughly between ALL uses. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/play-dohs-facebook-appears-to-be-deleting-comments-from-pare#.ua3Bmllnl

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Salma 48

Yeah, I would, in a heartbeat!!! http://www.aol.com/article/2014/12/30/salma-hayek-shows-off-insane-bikini-bod-at-48/21122851/

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The word 'blow'

I got out of my pit a little earlier than usual the other day and as I was MEGA bored thought I'd check out the live Mons Venus live cam feed. Some hot babe was strutting her stuff so I…

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OT : Open carry question

Guys, I have seen a lot of clips like the one below. Not being a U.S. citizen I can't form an opinion either way whether these guys are standing up for their rights or just wasting time for the Police…

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Anybody planning on SCing on the 31st ?

I’m one to almost always avoid SCs on holidays; and even often avoid certain SCs on regular weekend eves b/c of the over-crowding. I also have tended to stay home on the 31st the last few years to avoid the drunks…

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Anybody into breast feeding?

Fifteen people have been arrested in Beijing in connection with a prostitution ring which used websites to connect young mothers with men who paid to be breastfed by them. The Ministry of Public Security announced that police forces from Beijing…

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Two New Articles Posted

Have not read them myself yet though

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Florida woman attacks BF with condoms

God Bless Florida.... http://m.nydailynews.com/florida-woman-throws-box-condoms-boyfriend-head-article-1.2059694 (Her mugshot pic is actually kinda hot...) lol.

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Toronto 2AMer.

A man in his 20s is in critical condition following a shooting outside a strip club in Etobicoke early Tuesday morning. The man was shot shortly before 3 a.m. outside of the House of Lancaster Gentlemen’s Club on Penhurst Avenue, near…

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I think they have a leg to stand on and hope they win this one.

The Atlanta strip club Magic City has filed a federal lawsuit against former employed dancers, according to The Jasmine Brand. The counterclaim is in retaliation to another lawsuit that was filed earlier this year on behalf of the dancers. The group…

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Should You Go to a Strip Club on New Year's Eve?

John Oliver gives his advice about New Year's Eve: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAFnby2184o

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Rod Stewart

I'm bored today, listening to music. And I've realized that some of my favorite music now is the old songs of the 30's and 40's that Rod Stewart covered in his Great American Songbook...what was that 10 years ago or…

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Could Wal-Mart be next?

There is a cook a my local Waffle House that is fuckable. She is no 10 but a 7.5 in my book. Looks late 20's, pretty face and nice trim body with "B" size tits. Makes eating breakfast there much…

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Why isn't Paradise showgirls club listed on this site? (city of industry, ca)

It's by far the most lenient with extra's during the daytime shift of all the COI clubs, but somehow it's not listed on this site, anyone know why?

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Favorite Discussion Topics of 2014

What were your favorite discussion topics that you posted in 2014? As for me, I vote for the following three: The true identity of jerikson40 https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=30966 The night I met my dream stripper https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31393 What a PL says to his wife/girlfriend and what…

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An Inappropriate Comment

I found myself with a lot of small bills which I wanted to get rid of. So when I went to my local CVS Drugstore I paid with cash. Counting out 30 one dollar bills to the cashier,…

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Being watched

Strange situation while on the couch with a long-time favorite Saturday night. The couch we were on was facing the main room. During the second song of the dance, when my dancer moved into doggy-style position, I noticed this really…

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Well, at least he didn't shoot her or put her in a choke hold

I thought it was a fair offer. http://www.people.com/article/new-hampshire-police-chief-charges-teen-nude-photos

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These days, you're probably better off dating a stripper

For you old folks that just wish you could date a young chick, you're probably better off dating a stripper. If you ever been to the night clubs, you'd see (not like you need to go with it being all…

Earn Respect by Giving Respect

I was sitting at the bar of a nice gentleman's club in the Carolina's when a group of about eight young men walked in with smiles of anticipation and encouraging back slaps. As I watched them pass through the door check, not one of the young men left so much as a dollar with the front desk girl and her eye roll was not an encouraging sign. The head of floor security walked over and offered to show them to a table, a handsome gesture I thought. They followed him to a table less than five feet from the stage and hooted at their good fortune. Again, not one dollar left their hands and the floor…

Know what you want: A warning to other PLs.

I've read many, many accounts on this forum of wild adventures others have experienced inside and outside clubs. These accounts, while enjoyable to read, were not what I was looking for during my visits. I just wanted to let off steam and have a good night out with beautiful women - or so I always thought and told myself. I guess what I'm trying to say is that this article is all about my descent down the slippery slope of strip clubbing experiences. Can't say I wasn't warned either. I read somewhere on this site (by a wise clubber, as it turns out) that one day not touching will not be enough and then soon after, touching will not be…

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Offtopic. Found out the reason for Americans getting autistic, we're eating and

Wait a second for the link. From link

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"Theatrical Performance Only"

Have you ever seen a sign saying "Theatrical Performance Only" in a strip club? Any idea why they would say that? Was discussing with the Master, and we were not sure. Am confused on that. This…

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Some Weird Strip Clubs

http://thechive.com/2014/12/28/these-arent-your-daddys-strip-clubs-10-photos/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Chive%20Feedburner&utm_campaign=theCHIVE%20Weekly%20-%20%5BDraft%20-%20Static%20%2B%20Horizon%20-%20DFP%5D

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2 drink minimum – can clubs legally enforce this shit ?

Legally speaking; can a club force a patron to buy a drink – or any business force a customer to buy any product – or deny them entry to their establishment if they don’t do so?

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OT : Don't mess with the eldery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZu6K2Yhqqg

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Lexington accidental 2AMer.

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - Lexington police say a man showed up at the hospital with a gunshot wound to the leg early Sunday morning. Police originally responded to Camelot East on Richmond Road around 2 a.m. for a report of shots…

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Favorite thing to eat

Bet mine's the same as yours, and Lopaws'. Probably not as good as her, but I'll never give up trying.

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WHICH NFL PLAYER IS GOING TO BREAK OUT TODAY?

it's 1pm sunday and the last regular season week of nfl football. who do you guys think will have a breakout game 2day on offense any position? my pick: drew brees - 60 minutes of garbage time football.

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Go for broke and fuck a hooker

I occasionally visit this site because sometimes he has some funny stories on it's always good for a chuckle or smile. But damn brother, I'd rather not have my license at that age vs being a virgin. http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/2014/12/first-timer.html At this point…