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DFK during lap dance

Never mind the Ebola frenzy, I am shocked at the amount of men who want DFK during a lap dance at the height of flu season. It just seems reckless to stick your tongue down a perfect stranger's throat. How…

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Honey Berry Jesus

Believe n da"Erections

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Muslim contributions to humanity

In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. Building on that great achievement, in 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

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paid to get laid

Roll this breakfast blunt on high my my is all my bitches fine Money money on my mind while i face this daily grind I wake up already paid so i pay des bitches to get laid Its this pussy ive learned to…

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Should I Write A Review That Actually Happened In A Club Known To Have Nothing S

I've read a review of this Strip Club and to my surprise I didn't read anything (mileage wise) that would come close to what just happened a few days ago. The thing is, if I write my experience in a review…

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EBOLA ! in Durahm NC !!!

Sweet jebus !!!

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OT: Candidates Trying to Turn Out the Vote of Those Who Live in Parents’ Baseme

Could the typical broke-ass, under 30 strip club customer really decide the election? Politicians seem to think so! http://online.wsj.com/articles/candidates-court-basement-grads-who-struggle-with-student-debt-1414362328 "Politicians are courting millennials who came of age during the recession, entered college at a time of soaring tuition and find themselves…

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OT: More Great Economic News - Married women are keeping the American economy a

Married women are increasingly the breadwinners in their families, and are basically the only reason that median incomes in the US have risen at all in the last 45 years. Among married women who are working, 24 percent earn…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

This club is pretty nice for...

This club is pretty nice for what you get. It's a rather small place that is divided into two main rooms. Once you enter the building, you cant get in until you pay the cover.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Remarkably busy for a late Sunday...

Remarkably busy for a late Sunday afternoon. Football season really brings out certain fans to watch the games and strippers. Place was probably at 80% capacity when I arrived. You all know the layout and…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

I was driving from DC to...

I was driving from DC to NYC late last week and, based on reports elsewhere, I decided to stop at Carnival. It's an old-fashioned peep show and theater. Apparently, there is a pretty extensive menu…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

This place has become my favorite...

This place has become my favorite haunt when I come to Houston. I always stop here when on business. Cover at the door is <$20, plus you've got to pay one price so you…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

I have not been to this...

I have not been to this club in 6 years, but was in the area and had heard about channges to the club so I thought I'd check it out. The good is that…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

This place is great, The dancer...

This place is great, The dancer wait in the main area wearing bikini while you wait and watch tv. Theres a state of the art juke box inside where you choose your songs. If you…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Was regular visit nothing crazy. Went...

Was regular visit nothing crazy. Went in sat had drink by bar saw couple dancers on stage went and tipped. I don't remember much names I got I quick dance and left. But it was…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This was a very sporadic trip...

This was a very sporadic trip for me. I was staying downtown for school and felt like releasing a bit of tension before the next days exam. I entered the club during a shift change…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

Great looking club. Seedy area. The...

Great looking club. Seedy area. The food is good (I had an ample portion of salmon with macaroni and veggies...no complaints here!), drinks were typical price. Amateur night (Thursday) was interesting. Best bet is to…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Still the best club in Vegas....

Still the best club in Vegas. We hit a few others but ended up coming back to the Spearmint Rhino. There are so many girls that you should have no problem finding one that suits…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Guys -- I stopped in at Paradise...

Guys -- I stopped in at Paradise Saloon on Saturday evening. My membership had expired while I was deployed to Afghanistan, so I paid the "Renew" membership fee ($15). When I entered the club,…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Came here on a friday after...

Came here on a friday after dinner. Was expecting there to be lots of girls and semi-busy since friday night. I was wrong as there were like 7 visible customers total. One…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Short and sweet. I've been...

Short and sweet. I've been a consistent vistor to Palazio since they opened 10 years ago. But after tonight Palazio lost me as a customer. I guess they decided to take advantage…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Nice club, my second visit....

Nice club, my second visit. Arrived in time for a 2 dance special downstairs and got a couple extras from a dancer that recognized me from my prior visit. She was a…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

This place is much better than...

This place is much better than the past. The chance of getting lap dances first then you can go finish in the peep show. Prices can vary but seems to be worth it in the…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

First time I've visited this place...

First time I've visited this place and once I walked in it looked a really classy place. The drinks were really cheap and the atmosphere was really good. The room is well lit up and…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

The first thing I noticed here...

The first thing I noticed here is that in spite of a board at the entrance that says dances are 20$ all the dancers who approach would ask me for 30. I waited for a…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

It appears that Tattletale likes to...

It appears that Tattletale likes to renovate and make improvements every Memorial day and Labor day. Over the past year, the club has removed the center-based stage and replaced it with a smaller satellite…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies continues to be the busiest...

Follies continues to be the busiest day shift in Atlanta. There are a mix of girls during the day, but the club changes to majority black at 8pm. For some reason, a lot…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

There might as well be tumbleweeds...

There might as well be tumbleweeds blowing through this club on day shift. There's usually a handful of dancers ranging from 6-8 working with Pixie, Mercedes, and Constance (from Follies) as the only ones…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great experience here; bed dances abound...

Great experience here; bed dances abound and the girls are very friendly and willing to please. Did several dances with the mamasan, Jackie I think. Wow. Top notch performance, easy going and not afraid to…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Bliss is not a great club...

Bliss is not a great club by any means, but it does feature two advantages in location (close to my place) and layout (spacious). However, for some reason, maybe because of the location, the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Visited Greensboro again for work. The...

Visited Greensboro again for work. The Treasure Club never ceases to amaze me. Great atmosphere and has concentrated a lot on customer service. I work at both Asheville and Greensboro, and both Treasure Clubs are…

La Zona Rosa

Dallas, Texas

I decided to take a long...

I decided to take a long lunch and visit Zona Rosa. Paid the $10.00 cover and took a seat close to center stage. I was pleasantly surprised to see several good looking dancers. I watched…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Stopped by for the first time...

Stopped by for the first time in quite a while. Nothing has changed with the interior of the club. It is very dark which is probably a good idea with the quality of the day…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Stopped by for the first time...

Stopped by for the first time in quite a while. Nothing has changed with the interior of the club. It is very dark which is probably a good idea with the quality of the day…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I'd agree that the talent was...

I'd agree that the talent was better here than at the other two Space Coast clubs during a recent visit. Decent selection and nothing on stage or at the bar that looked like "how did…

Hollywood Nights

Tampa, Florida

Been to Hollywood Nights a handful...

Been to Hollywood Nights a handful of times in the past year. Arrived on a Saturday, about midnight. Unlike some other Tampa strip clubs that stay open till 5 AM or so, Hollywood Nights closes…

Gold Diggers

Fresno, California

Very dirty club. Located out in...

Very dirty club. Located out in the middle of nowhere. Like where the landfill or auto wrecking services is at. It's located in a very dark and unsafe location. Most of the folks that attend there,…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

I tried Booby Trap first on...

I tried Booby Trap first on this night and didn't really see anyone worth spending any time or money with so I moved down the road to Diamond Dolls. There was a much better selection…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

I really like this club since...

I really like this club since it's nice on the inside and they always seem to have good promotions for Sunday's, Monday's and Tuesdays. The dancer where nice and beautiful some of them actually young…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Visited Perfect 10 on a Tuesday...

Visited Perfect 10 on a Tuesday evening after work. Got there before 6:00 pm and was surprised that there was already a cover charge - $7 I think. If I recall correctly I was told…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I like to stop in here...

I like to stop in here during early afternoon during the week. This club tends to have better dancers that time of day than the RI/CT clubs, especially if you like white girls. I usually…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club off and on since before it migrated over from the old Cannonball. First, the good. The dancers tend to be great-looking at night, and pretty decent during…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I decide to stop after work...

I decide to stop after work because they were having their Halloween party. I sat at the downstairs. Many girls were dressed in Halloween costumes. I ask if they had a Halloween costume judging…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

Stopped into Shakers while passing through...

Stopped into Shakers while passing through town. I wasn't familiar with the area, so it was nice that the parking lot was well lit. Fairly nice place, spacious, clean, and well lit. Probably 8 girls working…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Visited Glory Daze on a Tuesday...

Visited Glory Daze on a Tuesday night around 7. The bar is really nice inside and definitely welcoming. When I got there I saw two dancers. One was dancing back in the…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Had another great time here. Ohio...

Had another great time here. Ohio is getting strict on making the girls cover their nipples so this club and the others are enforcing the law. HOWEVER, that said, some of the ladies are very…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Went to the Vu in Saginaw...

Went to the Vu in Saginaw on Saturday and had an ok time. The place was busy and there were plenty of girls floating around. Only real complaint was seating was limited to…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Since it was their Halloween party...

Since it was their Halloween party celebration I decided to see what kinda party they had going. Turns out the manager taz had brought in extra girls and some food for the occasion. As expected…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

A buddy and I hit up...

A buddy and I hit up BBF after taking a few months off the scene, (his wife busted him). BBF has a cool vibe, laid bak like a corner dive, with a bunch of…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Went to foxy for the first...

Went to foxy for the first time on Saturday. They had a 20 dollar entrance fee. The place was packed. At least the bottom floor was packed. The top floor had adequate seating for a…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

It's the usual DC strip club...

It's the usual DC strip club scene here. That is to say, the laws are so tight that you literally can't get any value for your money. It's basically look at topless women…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a great hood spot....

This is a great hood spot. I've got 4 good experiences to write about. In short, this is my go to spot for a good nut! . Few Sunday's ago, I visit mid afternoon.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was headed out of Vegas on...

Was headed out of Vegas on a Sunday afternoon and decided to check out some boobs before hitting the road. I'm not normally an afternoon strip club guy but I decided why not. The club…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sunday morning, no cover. This is an...

Sunday morning, no cover. This is an awkward set up. A bar separated by a railing from the rest of the club and a long narrow stage then areas with chairs and tables with no…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas on my way...

Was in Vegas on my way to business in an adjacent state. I had the day to await an associate coming in later that Sunday. I stopped into OG during the morning football games.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Visited Porthole on Friday eve 10/31/14...

Visited Porthole on Friday eve 10/31/14 around midnight - $2 for self-parking (in 2nd row of parking; i.e. spaces w/o orange cones); $10 cover; $5 bottled water. I’ve reviewed this club b/f and will not…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

THIS PLACE IS AWFUL!!!! DO NOT...

THIS PLACE IS AWFUL!!!! DO NOT GO!!! I heard this place on the radio, it was 5 dollar dances so I decided to try it out. 10 to park at about 10pm on a Monday.…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Visited Pink Pony on Fr eve...

Visited Pink Pony on Fr eve 10/31/14 past midnight – arrived at club around 1:45 a.m. - $5 for self-parking; $15 cover; $5 bottled water. I visit this club from time to time and…

Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Bangor, Maine

Not sure of the number of...

Not sure of the number of dancers; probably a little over 10. We stopped in on our way up North on a Friday night. The place is easy to find and there is plenty of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went in on the night before...

Went in on the night before Halloween. I was a bit disappointed in the lack of decorations and costumes; I was hoping to get a dance from a sexy nurse or sexy cop, but…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I arrived about 1 AM after...

I arrived about 1 AM after a night wandering around the strip on Halloween night. After a $10 cover I could find only room at the stage as a pair of ladies was just…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon around 2pm. Previously was at Coliseum this Monday., but it was pretty slow at Coli and seemed like all of the same girls just kind of going through the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

So me and my friends decided...

So me and my friends decided to hit up synn just out of the blue. To have some fun we've been to other coi clubs and in in but. Synn seems to always deliver we…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Visited on a busy Saturday night....

Visited on a busy Saturday night. Atmosphere at the club is on the upscale side, definitely not as seedy as some of the other sf clubs. Decent food menu, drinks a bit pricey, but then…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

This is easily the nicest looking...

This is easily the nicest looking strip club in SF. IF you must go to a place that serves alcohol, this is one of the few places in SF you can do that. This is…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped by on Halloween night before...

Stopped by on Halloween night before other plans kicked in...so glad I did!! One of best times ever in a club! Arrived at 5pm and stayed until 8pm....didn't expect to be there that…

2NYT Entertainment

Winona, Minnesota

I showed up a bit early...

I showed up a bit early so nobody on stage yet. The owner is a dud! No personality at all. He said he had other girls coming so I stuck around a bit. There came…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

There were more dancers than guests...

There were more dancers than guests on this night, so I got a lot of attention from dancers offering private dances. Nadia, who has been here going back to the old site, was her…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I'm not a big fan of...

I'm not a big fan of this club, but I do go there sometimes when I'm bored of the other clubs in town. The quality of dancers here is hit or miss, that is, the…

Playhouse Gentleman's Club

Warsaw, Poland

I had a blast at this...

I had a blast at this place, I went 3 times total. One of the dancers hustled me 2 songs while I was trying to get her to tell me the price of the VIP…

Empire Erotica

New York, New York

Not sure why I come back...

Not sure why I come back to the peep booths. I guess I like the girls and that it is cheep. I like this one better than any other peep show I have done. Others…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

My visit to Paper Moon /...

My visit to Paper Moon / Winston-Salem was on a Thursday night at about 9pm. The special of the night was free entry so there was no door charge. *Alert = The young…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I hadn't been to Cheerleaders, but...

I hadn't been to Cheerleaders, but I was in the area on a Saturday afternoon and gave it a try (to be complete, I'll note I first tried Oasis just before 1:00, and there were…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

This is my current favourite club...

This is my current favourite club in the GTA. It's got a great mix of dancer attractiveness, dance quality, great atmosphere and value, especially on Wednesdays, and Monday/Tuesday afternoons. FYI, this is a…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

I went in sunday got there...

I went in sunday got there about 5 30 pm, seen renae, very attractive woman 5' 9'', long straight dyed red hair but not too red, has worked there on and off for 10 years,…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

The day before Halloween I decided...

The day before Halloween I decided to give Chicas another try. It was pretty slow and only 12 or so dancers there and only maybe 3 or 4 worth while. I was approached by…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Was first brought here by a...

Was first brought here by a buddy of mine a couple of years ago. Located in an industrial/auto shop part of Williamsburg, which I guess is a good thing (no nosy complaining neighbors). The atmosphere…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Got to the club about 5:30...

Got to the club about 5:30 only girl in the place is one of the bartenders it's now 6:15 pm I've had a few beers and still not a single dancer on the floor or…

Eros Station

Van Nuys, California

Had a drive back into LA...

Had a drive back into LA from Ventura late Saturday night, so thought I'd give this place another try. I was a bit worried when I arrived because the guy working the register said he…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Visited on a Monday night when...

Visited on a Monday night when I thought it would be dead. I was wrong. 10 to 15 dancers, mixture of Romanians, Brazilians but no British girls that I noticed. There was a five pound…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

I stopped in here after a...

I stopped in here after a long layoff. The club itself is large and very nice. A single stag with tables all around it. Girls do s song sets on stag.…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

This was my first time to...

This was my first time to Blush. It is very small. Once it got crowded, I could barely move. Maneuvering to get close to your favorite dancer required a strategic plan similar tot…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Pretty decent joint! Lap dances are...

Pretty decent joint! Lap dances are great- and they really do have the best dance prices in the area. 100 bucks for a 20 minute champagne room? And a free drink? Um, yes please! Like…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

I took a trip to the...

I took a trip to the Golden Banana Saturday night two weeks ago. Overall, I enjoyed my visit and had a good time. It was not overly crowded but clearly popular nonetheless. The dancer quality…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Hadn't been to the club in...

Hadn't been to the club in a few months, so I stopped on consecutive nights (Tuesday and Wednesday), got in before 7pm so avoided that cover charge ($10). First, thing I noticed on…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

the club is poppin late at...

the club is poppin late at night on weekends and some of the dancers are a hit and miss. theyre couple friendly and usually dont mind giving dances to women either. money goes a long…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

The club is definitely upgraded from...

The club is definitely upgraded from the previous owner as the layout seems to be much better. The staff is laid back and the overall atmosphere is relaxed which is nice as you don't always…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

My friend suggested I should check...

My friend suggested I should check out this place so me and a few coworkers stopped by on the way home from work. Picked up a 30 pack and off we went. It was smaller…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

It was a Sunday night and...

It was a Sunday night and I didn't have much going on so I decided to go the Men's Club. It has been awhile since I've been there so I was curious about what…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

I arrived midweek on a work...

I arrived midweek on a work layover and thought I would try out this local joint. It's a big hit with the service guys at Ft. Rucker nearby. Anyway, there's some weird loophole…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

I arrived midweek on a work...

I arrived midweek on a work layover and thought I would try out this local joint. It's a big hit with the service guys at Ft. Rucker nearby. Anyway, there's some weird loophole…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This club is not upscale. ...

This club is not upscale. If you want upscale, go across the street to Flight Club. This club is a blue collar bar at its best, so if you're into blue collar bars,…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I have been to many Charlotte...

I have been to many Charlotte clubs but had never been to The Gentleman's Club off Woodlawn. Probably because of its poor outside appearance and that is was in a seedy strip mall. But I…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

I made a return visit to...

I made a return visit to the Hardware store on a recent week night and found an environment very different than visits in the past. Usually I can't get in the door without a dancer…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

Went in with a group of...

Went in with a group of buddies looking to have some fun. The girls were all friendly and very sexy. They have to cover the nipples and don't really get any contact.…

Sunset Strip

Houston, Texas

This wouldn't qualify as a strip...

This wouldn't qualify as a strip club in my eyes. this is more of a sports bar with a pole.in the middle. The club looks good.but too lighted and too many old.couples to.be considered.strip..i counted…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

This review will be the first...

This review will be the first of a 2 part series I will call “The Columbia Tour.” I was in Columbia, South Carolina on June 27, 2014 (Friday). In town on business (studio work),…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

The King is a decent place...

The King is a decent place to get your perv on. I dropped in about 8:00 PM after leaving one of my customers on that side of town. The parking lot is decently…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

I came here after getting off...

I came here after getting off work at 9pm. Great spot on Tuesday because they do a $2 steak dinner that includes a small salad and fries! Surprising they ask you how you would like…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Went here with a bunch of...

Went here with a bunch of golfing buddies. We had a hard time getting one of our guys in because he forgot his ID. We were all clearly of age, but it still took some…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

It's been a while since my...

It's been a while since my last visit and my work brought me back to the area a few weeks ago. It was around 4 pm when I got there. My membership had already been…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Still the best in the area....

Still the best in the area. Had not been there for a while but stopped in and had the usual mix of fair to very good dancers. Great stage views and touching.…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Pretty decent club as these places...

Pretty decent club as these places go, the club has been redone since I was last there about 9 months ago. Diet coke cost me 5 bucks, I think bottled beer is about the same.…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

I went by on Thursday there...

I went by on Thursday there was a cover and It was for probably one of the best night, I have seen in the club. It was the two dollar for the drinks.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This was my 2nd visit to...

This was my 2nd visit to this place, and I must say, I still think very highly of it. The club itself is well kept for the most part, the staff are friendly and very…

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How will the Super Bowl affect local Strip Clubs?

While watching that CNN show on traveling dancers I started to think about the upcoming Super Bowl in the Phoenix area in about three months. I suspect hundreds of dancers will be descending upon the Valley of the Sun, especially…

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CNN Stripper Show

Clearly the dumb fucks who are paying Antonia $550 for 30 mins at NOLA Penthouse with no extras need to spend some quality time on TUSCL.

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Should I Hang With My Fave Dancer's Friend?

So, this lady I met when my fave dancer (a.k.a GF according SJG) introduced me to her. I was cool, not really thinking about having to connect to her on a different level, after all I like my CF so…

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Titty Fuckin ?

Does it really matter the size of her breast ?

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Founder was right.....

when he said a few weeks ago "You're only as old as the women you fuck." Well, tonight I am 19 years old, and it is fucking awesome! Life is good my brothers and sisters. If I die tonight,…

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Strippers first day at club(or there about)

I tend to avoid getting dances from strippers who tell me it is their first day or second day or first week. I figure they will be more cautious and not as willing to do things. Basically on their best…

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'Dead' Strip Club

Even for a normally lame Alberta SC the club I visited yesterday evening was especially dead. Admittedly, it was bad weather but Calgary is Calgary; snowstorms are common. The dancers were a homely group and they were so bored and…

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Free Entry into Sapphire Gentlemen's Club!

Hey guys! My buddy just came back from Vegas and said if you want free entry into Sapphire Gentlemen's Club in Las Vegas and you're going Thursday to Saturday, just mention TickleMe Entertainment and tell them you are there to…

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Is there a greater concentration of hot chicks than in large colleges/universiti

I had last Friday off and decided to go to a local public university around 20 minutes from my house and kinda hang out there for a while using their Wi-Fi and doing some stuff online that I needed to…

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Here's more Economic info for Steve

90% of Americans are poorer today than in the 1980's. excluding Shadowcat and Dougster who knew they needed extra cash for strip clubs. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1040285/pg1 I must be in the ten percent by living beneath my means. I didn't even realize I got…

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Ever participate in a gang bang?

I was offered the opportunity once back in my late 20's but passed. The girl was gorgeous. At least a 9 in most guys books. A quasi friend of mine in his 40's was dating her when she was only…

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Lolita

Just watched the movie. Surprised that the lolita in the film was actually only 13. Ever find yourself looking at a beautiful really young girl running around in shorts? Yes, cute is cute, but some girls put off a…

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OT: More great economic news - average hourly earnings have increased 33 cents o

Happy days are here again... Inflation-adjusted wages have hardly changed since the recession ended. Between July 2009 (the start of the recovery) and August 2014, real wages grew 1.4 percent. That’s total growth, not annual growth. After factoring out inflation, average…

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funny ass shit

: http://youtu.be/zfTcrjR81J8

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when life kicks you in the ass

Display Leg Butt Kick Prank: http://youtu.be/_FSuxTFfKiA

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Did you ever club like this?

Embarrassing Nightclub Photo's Week 2: http://youtu.be/-zM9KA6zi28

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College towns and strip clubs

If you look at a list of best college towns, I'm surprised that many of these towns have either zero or only one strip club (for example, Ann Arbor, MI; Tallahassee, FL; Bloomington, IN; Gaineville, FL; Madison, WI). Many…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

The interior and exterior of the...

The interior and exterior of the club is really nice, not as upscale as Rachel's but it's still a clean looking club. It was easy to move around from the entrance to the bar to…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Had time to kill on a...

Had time to kill on a Tuesday afternoon so I decided to drop in. Club itself is has nice decor and the bar was fully stocked. It took a while for the girls…

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San Jose, California

I last visited this club over...

I last visited this club over a year ago. I remember liking that it was non smoking and fully nude (therefore no alcohol is available). After paying a $15 cover to allow you to go…

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OT: My apologies to Nikifree and Others.

It's late in the Southeast. I blew a shit ton of money at PP Cola. Saw a few discussions on the board maybe felt like trolling. For the most part people in the TUSCL community are very friendly…

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STILL SEEING HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS AFTER MARRIAGE

I actually know way more guys that are married that don't do either than guys that are married that do either or both. my question is why bother getting married if you're going to wind up doing either or both…

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How can I get founder to delete my club reviews.

I want to have my pass club reviews deleted. Is that possible?

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Strip club offers $50 bar tab to anyone who testifies in their favor

Liquor Board denies expanded tavern license for Fells Point steakhouse that the community fears would become a mega-bar The Ritz Cabaret “gentleman’s club” in Fells Point had a big trust problem going into yesterday’s Liquor Board hearing. Community leaders have been skeptical…

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Floyd Mayweather Jr strip club, sexually harrass strippers.

According to police, Floyd Mayweather Jr s?xually harasses strippers. Mayweather has denied the charge. The Las Vegas Police Department has reportedly sent out messages to numerous strip clubs telling them that Floyd Mayweather Jr and his entourage take over clubs and…

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When the wife wants so much sex that...

...you don't have much left in the tank for outside fun. Odd enough I have been facing this recently. I say odd because, with us both in our 40s with 3 kids that she cares for all day, things are…

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Freckles

I like Irish girls, as well as others who have similar traits. But a couple of weeks back I had an OTC experience with a girl who had freckles from head to toe. I have fucked girls of almost every…

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Japanese Bikini Game

http://youtu.be/DHX1wXUqoB8 Movie Trailer for kamisama no iutoori (As The Gods Will)

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Halloween used to be the best strip club night

I remember a little blond girl dancing under the name " Tabbatha". She entered the stage to AC.DC " Hells bells with a cloak and hood, wisps oof blond hair showing, she through her head back revealing a face out…

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Do you really want to go to a club that has had to call for the cops 412 times?

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — The North Carolina Alcohol Beverage Control Commission has suspended the alcohol permit for a strip club in Charlotte after Wednesday’s shooting that left two people wounded. Officers said there have been 412 calls for service to Club…

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Ever wonder...

How cool a San Jose Guy post would be if you just took every third word and strung them together? I bet those posts would be seriously coo-el. Or it could be like the Bible code, where you line them up…

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Offtopic. is it really necessary for a town to run the tornado sirens when it un

I think not. However we are already got at least 1/2 of snow on all grassy surfaces here west of Columbia South Carolina. Highs today expected in the upper 40's. Shadow said one inch of snow can shut…

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Do all these Zombie movies and tv shows remind you of the other strip club custo

Many often sit there like zombies. Only a few tippers seem to have any life still in them. Seem familiar? I guess the main difference is that they aren't trying to eat you. Although I did see a dancer that made me…

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Offtopic can you watch recent tv shows for free online on hula or do you need to

Just wondering. I keep falling asleep watching tv and keep missing various episodes of various shows.

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changing of club habbits

Ive been a long time regular at a hand full of local clubs...im tired of this....im going to spice shit up by clubbing less witch means im going to save up to travel the states more and frequent more trashy…

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how hard is it to add a like button ?

Some times i dont feel like commenting...a like button is needed.....until then im just going to comment the word "Like"

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For those that appreciate areolas

Do you have a preference of pink vs brown, colored – or no preference?

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Not something you see too often

If you happen to be a fan of skinny chicks w/ big natural tits; - then you may like this. Thoughts: a) turn-on b) turnoff-off c) meh d) other http://www.xvideos.com/video8112333/huge_natural_teen_want_to_fuck

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Halloween Night in So. Carolina

Best SC to visit. A) PP Cola B) PP Green C) Lush D) other recommendations and no I won't bother with GA or No. Carolina clubs. Every time has been super fckn lame. (* Unless I absolutely should drive to ATL tonight because it's…

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Everything I need to know about strip clubs ...

Everything I need to know about strip clubs, I learned in kindergarten Ask before you touch If you play with something that is sticky or messy, wash your hands afterwards When you want something badly, always say please Be friendly If it…

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What I learned in strip clubs

"Go inside the world of four traveling strippers, who leave their homes in order to chase more profitable prospects. "This is Life with Lisa Ling: Road Strip" airs Sunday, November 2, at 10 p.m. ET/PT. " It sounds like this show…

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US GDP And Jobless Claims Yesterday?

Ok, so the jobless claims lucked out two weeks on a row and seemed low due to statistical noise, I bet they were very high again yesterday, right? As they should be since steve229 says we are on the verge…

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This Year's Most Popular Stripper Halloween Costumes?

Happy Halloween! Are your favorite dancers dressing up for Halloween? If so, what costumes will they be wearing? From my own informal poll, this year's most popular stripper costumes will be: a. Sexy nursing student b. Sexy real estate agent c.…

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More semi-good news for Metro Atlanta Strip Clubs (The Pink Pony)

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/breaking-news/brookhaven-to-negotiate-with-pink-pony-in-private/nhtqp/

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probably last time at a club

Don't want this to be a big bummer but my brother in law is dying of leukemia. He's at the stage of trying to get into a Stage 1 FDA trial (not accepted yet); so this xmas we're heading down…

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Age to Stop

Does anyone think there is an age at which one is too old to go to a strip club? Or does age just not matter as long as the clubber enjoys watching the dancersstrip and getting lap dances?…

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Catcalls - Is it really that bad or did they just pick the wrong neighborhood

This was all over my local news last night. I’m sure this happens to some extent; but I don’t think what’s shown in the vid is the norm – I think it’s kinda slanted to promote the creators’ viewpoint/agenda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmD2nozwNcI

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Did you Hear?

Juicebox69 is getting married to Jackie at the Piggly Wiggly?

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That may be what you can get discounted price today

The best way to make people feel like they should have fucked jackie right away and asked for recommendations, but do not have doors. I will be back to the Penthouse hour and I love it. Directions to the Penthouse…

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First Time OTC Questions

Recently had a dancer offer to give "house call" lap dances. I've never done a house call before and I've got some questions: - I saw a few people say NOT to have a stripper come to your place.…

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Weekend Trip Suggestions Please!

I’m looking at a weekend getaway in the near future. I’m unsure of which city might be best suited however, so I’m curious to hear the opinions of others. Below is a list of my experiences and general thoughts surrounding…

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Las Vegas Trip

Two of my brothers have talked me into joining them on a jaunt to Las Vegas next month. This trip is meant more for some filial bonding than anything else. Are golf courses open in Las Vegas in November? Lord,…

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Great Moments in PL History

I had a great moment in PL history this morning. A stripper called me because her boyfriend need gas to go to work and neither of them had any money. She asked me to meet the boyfriend at…

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Did you ever go into a gay strip club or bar by accident or on purpose?

Back in the 70's I did once. The wife and I were partying with a GF of hers and things were looking ripe for a 3 some. Well we ran on out booze and I had to keep this party…

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College football matchups for nov 1

Well it looks like a rather quiet football weekend but there still are some key games happening. Who do you think will prevail in these matchups? Tcu vs WVU Auburn vs ole miss Arizona vs UCLA Utah vs Arizona state

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Bitches and their 15 minutes

Looks like these ladies are taking their 15 minutes for all they are worth: Check out this article from USA TODAY: Maine nurse defies quarantine order by taking bike ride http://usat.ly/1tFqmHo Check out this article from USA TODAY: 29-year-old cancer patient puts off assisted suicide http://usat.ly/1tFiZzK

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A Modest Proposal

I realize that adding a term to the tuscl glossary is a Herculean task akin to amending the Constitution. Nevertheless, there are 27 amendments to the Constitution despite how difficult it is to change that sacred document. So, it's…

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drunken sexual debauchery

"drunken sexual debauchery" is a great phrase, occurring in a story about a strip club owner convicted of perjury. The phrase would correctly describe my latest strip club visit. Would it describe yours? http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/former-strip-club-owner-sentenced-to-prison-for-perjury-b99380727z1-280810322.html

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Does Size Matter?

Size doesn't matter. Yeah, right. http://dailybuzzlive.com/woman-hospitalized-remove-deer-tongue-used-please/ I loved the last sentence about not remembering it was there.

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Are you possessed?

Here's a quiz to find out. According to the quiz results, I am possessed. hahaha. http://www.quotev.com/quiz/2713451/Are-you-Possessed/

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You guys like cigars?

I prefer mine to be hand rolled on the thighs of virgin Cuban cuties, but in a pinch, Swisher Sweets or Black and Mild will do.

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Houston clubs

Long gone are the days of stripper forts and the glory days of st James. I find myself traveling to Houston in a few weeks and I have no idea where I should strip club. I will be…

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Whippers and Strippers

From what I understand of Spanish, the locals near this Peruvian strip club get pissed off over all of the prostitution and crime it is bringing to their neighborhood. They go and lash the strippers, club employees, and pathetic losers…

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Finally some good news for Atlanta club goers.

Oct 29, 2014 FOREST PARK GA — City Council just voted to settle a lawsuit with the owners of two strip clubs the city put out of business almost three years ago. ##The 3-2 vote was decided in a called meeting…

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Pseudo 2AMer

Maybe not 2 AM or anyone killed, but when less than 8 miles from my home and a club a TUSCLer attends, I thought it newsworthy. As an aside, this is the club (3-4 incarnations ago) where I met my ATF,…

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OT: More great economic news - homeownership in America has collapsed

Tell your fav to get her real estate license ready! The U.S. homeownership rate has fallen to a 19-year low. Which of course means - nowhere to go but up, baby! http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/10/homeownership-is-historically-weakdont-blame-millennials/382010/

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Feds: Scam paid for strippers, lavish home, lifestyle

These thieves seem to have had a successful business, but they also stole from their clients. Maybe the strippers' influence rubbed off on them. http://www.gastongazette.com/spotlight/feds-scam-paid-for-strippers-lavish-home-lifestyle-1.393189

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Charlotte 2AMer.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were investigating an overnight shooting at a south Charlotte strip club that left two people hurt. Officers responded to Club Onyx on Old Pineville Road just before 2:30 a.m. after a man and woman were shot…

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My Dream Stripper, Part 2

Early last week I reported on my dream stripper. Executive summary: she's an incredibly beautiful redhead with a perfect body including unbelievably huge natural breasts. A girl next door 10 who had only been stripping for a week…

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Spearmint Rhino Ad

http://www.adrants.com/2014/10/ok-so-spearmint-rhino-strip-club.php

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This kid will be a regular TUSCL poster soon

Kid digs guns and stealing women's underwear. As soon as he starts asserting that he makes $350K a year he will have ev'rything he needs to be a groovy TUSCL poster. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/27/benjamin-hawkins-underwear_n_6056846.html

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OT: Volunteers Needed to Test Ebola Vaccine for $845

Tired of waiting for the economic boom? Hate going to the strip club with only $7 in your pocket? Or maybe you make $350K/yr, but you’ve had some “unexpected expenses” come up and need to make some quick cash so you can…

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Another Teacher having Sex with High School Student

The teacher had the student's name tattooed on her body. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2810685/Teacher-sex-female-student-16-caught-TATTOOED-body.html

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They're grrrrrreat!

Do not own porno with a dude dressed as Tony the Tiger. That shit can get you arrested. www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-cleared-porn-possession-tiger-sex-video-revealed-costume-article-1.1989701

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Civilian Women and their Preferences

Civilian Women Regarding the recent discussions involving "civies:" Admittedly my experience may be skewed, but over the last couple of years I have had the occasion to meet over dinner and drinks with a not inconsiderable number of attractive, young civilian women,…

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Off topic - Disney shaft

My sister-in-law, who has been a faithful employee for almost 35 years, just got a termination notice from Disney. On her last day she will be six, that's right, six weeks short of retirement. She started in reservations and has…

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Hey LDK,there is someone claiming to be you at PP Cola.

You migrating

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Star Wars Nerds

Not kidding, this shit is funny http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x115u4_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-star-w_fun

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Halloween in Atlanta

I will be in Atlanta this Halloween. Are there any "Gotta Go" clubs in the afternoon or early evening?

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Jokes of the day....Redd Foxx

yes, this stuff cracks me up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0N9uOXdiEU

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Are you kidding me?

Fast company is kinda going liberal here... yes, there are a couple of jerks. But most were NOT harassing her. http://www.fastcoexist.com/3037744/watch-this-video-about-what-its-like-to-walk-around-while-female

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Portland, Aphrodities Hot Lingerie Party, front room versus back room issues?

I see that this place rates number 3, just after the Hong Kong Bar and Adelita's. Quite an honor. https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=105 There are actually lots of Lingerie Modeling / Adult Entertainment places. There are more in Portland, and there are many…

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stuck in traffic

Well i am stuck in traffic so i will write a couple of club reviews. Better late than never, so i have heard

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Atlanta 2 AMer

ATLANTA -- One person was hurt in a shooting inside a northwest Atlanta strip club Tuesday morning. It happened shortly before 1 a.m. at Dreams Gentlemen's Club in the 1700 block of Northside Drive NW. Police said the victim suffered a non-life-threatening…

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Entries from the Stripper Speak Phrase Book

What strippers say and what they really mean. Please feel free to make your own additions. I'm in school ... means ... I took a class at a community college once I'm in a relationship... means ... I live…

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Have we already discussed THIS hot teacher that fucked a student?

Seems like there are so many it is hard to keep track. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2800800/teacher-24-admitted-having-sex-male-cheerleader-confronted-naked-photo-sent.html 17-year old dude she fucked was on the frickin' cheer squad. Only way I'd join the cheer squad is if A) the coach was a HAWT 20-something; and B)…