An Act of Worship

The following is a description of how to worship a dream stripper. Some of you need to get some tissues before you read on. You know who you are. OK. Now for the story.

Hypocritical Christians think that they have a monopoly on worship. They spend their days fighting against the evils of society like strip clubs, they spend their nights surfing porn, and they spend their Sundays worshiping their hypocrisy. But they have no monopoly on worship. Even if like me, you prefer to sleep in on Sunday mornings, you can worship. We all can worship any night of the week at the church of the strip club gods.

How do we worship? Well, I’m reverend John, and I’m here to share with you a recent story of my worship session. What do I worship? That’s easy. I worship the gift of the strip club gods. That’s right. I worship my dream stripper.

Now in order to participate in this ceremony, the hardest part is to get a DS. In case you have been hiding under a rock for the last several months, the following is a definition of a DS from the unofficial tuscl glossary (which is quickly becoming more reliable than the approved glossary which is stuck in an unalterable state).

DS - Dream Stripper. A DS is a dancer who is perfect for a particular PL in three categories (appearance, personality, and sexual services). The designation does not require any specific longevity of a relationship so long as there is enough time for a PL to adequately evaluate these three qualities. The determination of whether a particular dancer is a DS is a subjective determination made by each PL. However, a true DS is very rare and special. (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…)

In summary, a DS is as perfect as a can be stripper can possible be. She is a 10 in physical appearance, everything you most desire in a woman’s body. She has the perfect personality for you, fun, engaging, entertaining, with either no SS or with types of SS that are no big deal to you.
And sex with her is everything that you can possibly imagine. If you want to smoke pot, she smokes pot. If you long to fuck a woman in the mouth, she loves to be fucked in the mouth. You love a girl who swallows? She does it enthusiastically every time. If you love huge natural breasts, hers are among the biggest you’ve ever devoured. If you want to give a woman multiple orgasms in one setting, she is incredibly multi orgasmic. Whatever you want in a beautiful young woman, she is that (or at least she enthusiastically and persuasively pretends to be). She will continue to amaze you in the ways that she is perfectly suited for you. It’s like you designed your own woman and she came to life. She is uniquely suited to you, and she is a gift from the strip club gods.

A DS is not an ATF. She is much, much more. An ATF is the best you’ve had so far. A DS is the best you will ever have, more than you can even imagine. How do you get a DS? Even if I could explain the process in words, it is far beyond the scope of this post. It’s as much an art as a science. But at a minimum, you must have many years of clubbing experience, and you must learn and share consistently on tuscl. If you’ve been clubbing two years and you’ve got a cute young thing who gives you blowjobs in the VIP, I’m happy for you, but that’s not a DS. Not even close. She’s a good start, but you can hardly imagine how fantastic it can be. Even if a newbie found a DS, he wouldn’t know how to get her, how to keep her, and how to worship her. A DS is for the mature strip club enthusiast.

Once you have a DS, you need to obtain the ritual clothing needed for the worship service. These can be obtained at any store that sells clothing that a stripper would wear, although Victoria’s Secret is the preferred venue. The clothing may be anything that the PL and DS agree upon. The purpose of the clothing is to arouse the senses and get the parties into the right mind set for as worshipful of an experience as possible.

When the ritual clothing has been purchased, the PL and his DS should visit the ritual location. Typically this will be a hotel room although any private setting will do. It is preferable that the location have a bed and a couch. The example I am using took place in my hotel room. The PL is seated on the couch with a camera in his hand, and the DS approaches him in the ritual clothing. In my case, the DS is wearing my favorite stripper top that I have ever seen. It helps that she has DS breasts that are straining to bust out from the top. She has no bottoms on because we couldn’t find anything to match the top in that night’s shopping. So the little slit between her legs is clearly visible in her perfectly shaved crotch. The lack of bottoms is not a hindrance to the worship service. There is great flexibility allowed in the particulars of the ritual clothing, and bottoms are optional.

Before the service begins, the DS should play whatever music she desires. The PL does not need to concern himself with this aspect of the service. If she is your DS, you will like the music that she plays. That’s partially because you would like anything playing while she is naked, and its partially because she is perfected suited for you. My DS plays her usual sex music, and as always it is perfect.

DS worship begins with what is known among the faithful as an air dance. The DS dances provocatively in front of the PL, just out of his reach, while the PL takes pictures. She slowly removes the ritual clothing during the dance. It is very important that the PL not touch the DS during this opening dance. However, I forget this rule and reach out to touch a breast as one pops out from the tiny top that my DS is wearing. She playfully pushes my hand away and says “not yet.” Patience is key to the worship service. You must control the little head during the worship of your DS so that he does not rush too quickly to the climatic portion of your worship. That time will come, and the little guy will get his heart’s desire, but there is much worship of your DS that must come first. I comply and withdraw my hand, content for the moment to worship with my eyes.

Once the first song is over, and the DS is completely nude, she comes closer for what is known among the faithful as the lap dance portion of the service. While she dances, she massages and grinds periodically against the little head. You may begin to worship your DS with your hands during this portion of the service, but remember patience. You must take things slowly. She has given you her body completely. There is nothing that she will not do for you. So be patient and worship her delicious grandeur slowly and methodically. At some point, for us it is about one song’s length, the PL also gets naked. The lap dance continues but this time the little head is freely exposed so when she rubs her crotch against yours you can fell the delicious wet warmth of her against you. Around this point in the worship service, I put my camera down so that I can focus all my senses, all my energies, all focus upon my DS. I worship her magnificent body.

During the nude lap dance, I begin my worship of her breasts. She will periodically put one in my mouth and let me suck while I take as much of those delicious mounds as I can fit in my mouth. I can never get them all in, not even close, but I never tire of making the effort. In my case, because I’m a breast man, the DS gets quickly and enormously turned on by having her breasts sucked. I quickly feel how wet it is making her. Once I start sucking on her breasts, she begins to get horny and wants to kiss. She kisses me as deeply and passionately as is humanly possible in between my sucking on each of her breasts. Yes, I adore kissing a beautiful young woman, and therefore my DS is equally enthralled with kissing me. She is my perfect match.

I can’t stress enough here that you absolutely must not defile your DS by having a lapgasm during these opening dancers. It is tempting. Since you are both nude, she is a 10 to you, and there is as much contact as is humanly possible, many younger or less experienced PLs would loose it here. This is the ultimate lap dance, far better than anything that goes on at even the best of clubs. But do not define your DS by making her sticky and reaching the orgasmic phase at this point. The worship has only just begun.

The dances are complete when both the PL and the DS are sufficiently aroused that they can no longer be satisfied with merely a lap dance. It is time to move the worship service to the bed. This is one of my favorite parts of the service. My DS lies on the bed, spreads her legs slightly, and offers herself to me. I lay next to her and I literally worship every inch of her incredible body. I start at the top of her head and work down to her thighs, expressing my worship of her body with my hands, my lips, and my toungue. I start by playing briefly with her hair, kissing her forehead, her lips, her cheeks, her neck, and I work my way down. Needless to say I spend extra time when I reach her chest. I treat her breasts the way that a starving man would treat a banquet spread out before him. I consume them, only coming up for air when I must breathe. Then I delve back in. In a couple of minutes, I come back up to her face, and I express my worship in words. I tell her how magnificent her body is, how incredible beautiful she is, how she is so much hotter than any girl at her club, how awesome this experience is, etc. She has heard these words many times before, but she never tires of hearing them We kiss passionately some more. Then I move back to her breasts, down to her stomach, her thighs, and then where she wants me the most. I kiss gently on her clit, explore her vagina softly with my tongue, as she arches her back to push herself into my mouth. I come back up to her face. I express my worship again in words, and she seizes my face. Our lips lock, and we kiss deeply and passionately some more. She knows what comes next. She wants this every bit as much as I do.

The worship is ultimately about your pleasure, but remember patience. What you want will come. First, it is time for you to bring her pleasure, so that she will completely and utterly devoted to doing the same for you. The strip club gods in their ultimately wisdom saw fit to give me a multi orgasmic stripper, so I have much work to do in my worship of her body. I begin by giving her some orgasms by sucking on her clit and finger fucking her. We have done this many times before, so I know just what to do. I reach deep inside her and rub on the exact spot that drives her wild with desire, while at the same time I lick her tiny little clit. She moans in pleasure. I feel her orgasm building, but she must have patience too. So I stop, come back up to her face, and ask her for a kiss. She would kill for me at this point to get me to keep going, so she kisses me exactly the way I like it. But I am merciful. I know what she wants. I know what she needs. After kissing the lips on her face for a short while, I resume my place between her legs and the lips where she really wants me to be. I have stopped counting orgasms because I don’t need to anymore. I know her body like I know the back of my hand, and I can sense when she has had the orgasms that she wants from this. This takes maybe 5-10 minutes, I can’t be sure because I’ve lost track of time. Then as her spasms fade from this phase of worship, it is time to move on to the next phase of the worship service. The next phase of worship is the only step in the process that I do not enjoy.

It is time for the condom application ritual. I hate condoms, and the DS knows this. First, I try to tear it open and in the heat of the moment it doesn’t tear. I have to rip it open with my teeth. Then I have to roll the damn thing on, while she waits and cools off. All of this for something that dulls the experience. But something unusual happens during the ritual this time. Remember here that my DS is the original. She is Eve, the one and only original DS, the mother of all dream stippers to come. So don’t feel cheated if your DS doesn’t do what mine did for me. At this point in the ritual, I’ve got the condom out of the package, I’m starting to roll it on, and the DS leans up to me. She takes the condom off the tip of my penis, throws it on the ground, says “you don’t need it this time. Come in.” Then she lies down, spreads her legs wide, lifts her hips in the air, and offers me her tiny little teenage pussy. I accept.

I haven’t been uncovered in a teenage pussy since I was a teenager, so I pretty much completely forgot what its like. My overwhelming impression is one of newness. I’m used to worn and stretched, but this pussy is amazingly tight and compact. It’s really tiny, inside and out. No baby has ever stretched this thing out. It’s in its new and almost original condition. And it is awesome. I’m frankly concerned that the little head is going to immediately explode in the excitement of the moment but the little guy makes me proud. He keeps going for a good 5 minutes or more. But eventually things are headed to their natural conclusion. I suppose that with an ordinary girl you would just cum and be done with it. But this is not an ordinary girl. This is a dream stripper. I can tell that she wants another orgasm, and just me fucking her doesn’t seem like its going to get the job done. So reluctantly, painfully, I withdraw from her.

She offered me a surprise gift this time, so now its time for my surprise gift for her. I put my face between her legs, and I consume her pussy with my mouth. Just as I take as much of her breasts inside my mouth as possible, I take as much of her vagina inside my mouth as possible. I suck like there’s no tomorrow, I thrust my tongue inside her, and she loves it. I’ve never done it fore, and she is estatic. I’ve heard her moan in pleasure many times but nothing like this. She levitates off the bed, and almost screams “Oh My God,” “Oh My God.” Yes, she knows the strip club gods as well, and this is also a worship service for her. A couple of more “Oh My Gods” and she cums. It only took maybe thirty seconds. No more than a minute. She liked that. A lot.

Now the time has come that I’ve been waiting for. Now my patience will be rewarded. Now is the point in the service where the worship culminates and the PL may have his orgasm in whatever manner he chooses. She will do whatever I want. Any orifice is open and available. Or I could cum on any part of her body if I wanted to. Titty fucking. Facial. I have absolutely no doubt that it is all on the menu. There really are no limits. Ordinary I chose mouth fucking and swallowing at this point. That really is my ultimate fantasy, and she has gotten very good with practice. I have taught her well. But I’ve had that with her many times, and she has opened upon a whole new avenue for me this time. So this time I chose to cum in the tight little pussy. I’m in a very worshipful mood so it doesn’t take long at all. I shiver with delight several times as I cum deep within her body.

You must not terminate the worship service abruptly at this point. You have now passed the culmination, but it is not over. I stay inside her body after I cum, and take in the beauty that lies beneath me. Eventually the little head loses his length, I reluctantly slide out of her, and we lie together on the bed. We kiss some more, gently this time, in recognition of what we have shared rather than in heat and passion as before. I gently caress her body and memorize her contours once more since it will be at least a week before the next worship service. I have pictures galore, but sometimes I like to just rely upon my memory of her. We talk, we doze, we cuddle. This is my dream come true.

Then one of us will need to go to the bathroom. This signals the last phase of the worship service. There is one more important task that must be done, and you must not forget. She trusts you to remember, and if you forget you may jeopardize your relationship forever and invite the wrath of the strip club gods. As in most worship services, there comes a time when a monetary offering is taken. I must now make that offering. It is absolutely critical that you do not make your DS feel like a whore or a prostitute when you make this offering. She is neither. She is a dream stripper. She is your dream stripper. Chose a subtle method to give her your offering, and whatever that method is do it quickly and subtly. You might want to put the cash in her purse. Or leave it lying on the bed when you go to the bathroom. But you must make this offering. She trusts you, and to forget the offering would be to betray her trust.

Having made the offering, the worship service is complete. We may discuss next time, if we haven’t already made those plans, but otherwise the worship service is over. Your time with your DS is over. With a hug, a kiss, and some kind words, she is off.

Now clean yourself up, throw away the used tissues, and get back to your $350K job.