I have enough of a libertarian streak that I would not necessarily oppose prostitution being made legal. But if it is made legal, it will most assuredly be regulated. With that in mind, I have drawn up a draft of regulations. Feedback is welcome.
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Every person who wishes to be a prostitute must be registered with and licensed by the state Dept. of Health.
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Doing business as a prostitute without a valid license shall be a Class 4 felony.
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All licensed prostitutes must undergo testing for all STD's every 3 months. The prostitute shall submit the results of each test to the Dept. within 3 days. Failure to do either of these will result in the license being suspended.
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The Dept. shall maintain an internal database of all registered prostitutes listing their full name, business name, dates of registration and licensing, the results of health inspections, and any disciplinary action.
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The Dept. shall maintain a public, searchable database of all registered prostitutes listing everything above except for full name.
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All licensed prostitutes shall advertise and do business under their registered business name and no other.
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Licenses must be renewed every two years. Renewal shall not be automatic, but rather shall take into account the prostitute's compliance with the regulations. Denial of renewal can be appealed to the Head of the Dept.


You're not enough of a libertarian.