When does having "the simple itch"?

Is this about an STD or a homely woman?

Ugly. What we in the South call a TWO - BAGGER. One for her and the other for you in case someone might see ya.

Never considered the post my imply STD. Luckily that has never been a problem. Getting blue balls from a stripper is about as close that I've gotten to one of those conditions. As Hill Street Blues Sergeant Phil Esterhaus: "Hey, let's be careful out there".

correction ---"may imply"....$$#$ spell check and blind with poor typing skills.

Eh. Maybe she had a nice personality?

The last one had big boobs. Does that count as personality?

I thought that a two-bagger wore one to hide an ugly face and another on top in case the first one failed.

ATACdawg That's a 3 bagger. :)

As Willie once sang "Last night I went to bed at 2 with a 10 but at 10 I woke up with a 2, never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few!"

I think every guy should fuck a butterface at least once. And a pretty-but-fat chick.

I co-worker once said to me "man I know that you can't help being ugly but you sure can stay at home".

@impala - Willie also said "I've outlived my dick"

@JSD - Were you referring to one like this? http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/hot-models/…

@JSD - Or this?

http://www.allthingsemmadunn.com/2013/02…

She is quite a chucker.

JamesSD wrote: "I think every guy should fuck a pretty but fat chick."

No thanks. If I wanted to do that, I would have stayed married!!! LOL!
She was pretty when I married her. Then she ballooned into a whale after getting "her man."