When does having the simple "itch" turn into "OMG I woke up with what"?
Roadtrips are the only times it has happened to me. Before you ask....alcohol was not involved as it would have provided a plausible excuse in the rationalization process.
I hate to say that it's happened more than once.
Ugly. What we in the South call a TWO - BAGGER. One for her and the other for you in case someone might see ya.
Never considered the post my imply STD. Luckily that has never been a problem. Getting blue balls from a stripper is about as close that I've gotten to one of those conditions. As Hill Street Blues Sergeant Phil Esterhaus: "Hey, let's be careful out there".
correction ---"may imply"....$$#$ spell check and blind with poor typing skills.
Eh. Maybe she had a nice personality?
The last one had big boobs. Does that count as personality?
I thought that a two-bagger wore one to hide an ugly face and another on top in case the first one failed.
ATACdawg That's a 3 bagger. :)
As Willie once sang "Last night I went to bed at 2 with a 10 but at 10 I woke up with a 2, never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few!"
I think every guy should fuck a butterface at least once. And a pretty-but-fat chick.
I co-worker once said to me "man I know that you can't help being ugly but you sure can stay at home".
@impala - Willie also said "I've outlived my dick"
@JSD - Were you referring to one like this? skinnyvscurvy.com
@JSD - Or this?
She is quite a chucker.
JamesSD wrote: "I think every guy should fuck a pretty but fat chick."
No thanks. If I wanted to do that, I would have stayed married!!! LOL! She was pretty when I married her. Then she ballooned into a whale after getting "her man."
Is this about an STD or a homely woman?